#mediocre dick

[waves-against-a-cliff]

Any man that wants to date me will have to settle to always being second place to whatever fictional man I'm salvating over

[aalghul]

i don't think anyone cares that much that tim lost his spleen.

[batcavescolony]

I hate AI. You wanna see your favorite character say something? Here

Dick Grayson: Hi, Don't use AI to make me say things. I'm literally a fictional character, just think.

Look at that Nightwing himself told you not to! Want another?

Dean Winchester: AI is fuckin' stupid, nothing can fake being a human on my watch.

Wow, amazing!

Support the actual humans in your fandom.

[dykedvonte]

I keep seeing fanarts of ppl's OC's being on the ship, so do you think that if there was 6st crewmember (specifically, another woman) Anya would've been more safe? Like, someone to actually call Jimmy's begaviour out, someone Anya might wanna trust? Is there a possibility something might have changed (even if a little) or it would not have mattered at all?

-💀

I feel like the game would make it part of the commentary on where she would believe and help Anya but still be sort of dismissive? Like the whole “don’t waste time crying and being scared keep going and move on, don’t let him win”. It’s supposed to be positive and reinforcing but sometimes it does more damage in those times of mourning and grief, it feels patronizing, like you don’t understand what you’re going through but they do. Even if they did call out his behavior it’s still on Curly to act and while another voice would help, it’s still 4 against 2 on guys that don’t get it until they have to vs women who always have to.

I don’t mind mouthwashing OCs but I do get a bit bored as they tend to be borderline saviors or like Jimmy aligned. They are either more complicit than Curly or just Jimmy haters for no reason, outside of what the creators know about what he did to Anya. I am never irked by OCs but in a story like mouthwashing you really need to think about what your character adds to the commentary, especially if they are there during the crash. It’s nice to have like characters on Anya’s side more whole heartedly and interesting to see characters who placate Jimmy but sometimes it’s one note.

I can’t and don’t want to police peoples OCs it’s never my intention when I comment on trends I notice, but I do feel like the way people make their OCs interact with these two characters and especially Curly, really show a grave misunderstanding of the narrative and these characters as people vs roles in the story. Still, I know people just make up characters for fun and that’s fine. Great even, but I guys I’m focusing more on OCs that are supposed to have those serious dynamics. My favs tend to be pretty-Tulpar or post-Tulpar au OCs.

The inevitably of the crash is on Jimmy. He did that not because he wasn’t stopped but because all his means to kill Anya were taken. The gun, the axe. Even if Curly did strip him of his co-pilot privileges and try to keep him contained there’s only so many people. An extra body helps but they have jobs they have to do, he’s the only one steering the whole ship and Jimmy would likely have an out: food, bathroom, etc. He’s not new and if he couldn’t crash the ship directly, who’s to say he wouldn’t sabotage something else? A clunker like the Tulpar wouldn’t take much. An extra person helps but it’s just another thing that prolongs what a person like Jimmy is willing to do to shirk responsibility.

It’s more than just needing someone to stand up to him and think that’s what is missing when it comes to inserting a character into the mouthwashing setting.

[ozymandiasdirge]

big boss is so lucky his harem of exes are too dickmatized by his mediocre yet canonically radioactive game to unionize against him and effectively utilize their blonde #girlpower to beat him to death with hammers i can tell you that

[sidsledge]

choose the ultimate hbo war jock

[f1gur4t1v3]

Older sibling Dick is my lifeline. You’re telling me the fanon version of this guy is all rainbows and kittens?? Hell no.

Bruce: “Dick, Im benching you from patrol tonight. What you did was reckless and I’m disappointed.”

Dick: “Benching me?? You don’t get to bench me Bruce, I don’t think you noticed but I saved someone and everything was fine. Do you only see my failures? I do all of this awesome stuff, I save people, I put people who aren’t up to any good behind bars, Hell! I’m the only one taking initiative on making sure the kids you keep adopting are alright!”

Bruce: “Dick..”

Dick: “No Bruce, you’re not benching me, you’re not lecturing me. I’m not a god damn kid for you to put in timeout. I’m sick of you either ignoring me, trying to start a fight with me, or babying me. I’m 27, I don’t need you to baby me, and I sure as hell don’t need you telling me what I can or can’t do.”

Like this man has older sibling rage, he got the Bruce who didn’t know how to raise a child and taught him how to be a night stalking vigilante. Then he goes and adopts his siblings, he fails to keep Jason alive and be there when Jason needed him, and god he somehow gets worse with tim. He doesn’t even want to imagine the Bruce Stephanie got cause god was the Bat a mess.

Dick feels like he has to take care of his siblings cause heaven forbid they go through the same negligence he had with Bruce.

[voraciousvore]

It tickles me that they want to give me a promotion to a leadership role at work. Little do they know that I'm actually a pathetic useless subby little bitch that fantasizes about being an inch tall and getting smothered by a giant dick

[ev-arrested]

okay your damian dragging dick out to play piano for him post is EVEN FUNNIER when you remember that STEPH plays piano and apparently is really good (like good enough to have done it professionally). every time damian asks dick to play with him she resists a full-body twitch. dick plays a part wrong and she grinds her teeth. but she still attends Every Goddamn Performance because she is GOING to support her weird assassin brother, damnit, even if he picked the worst pianist in the family to perform with.

Lmao anon fucking get his ass

[indierokkers2005]

THIS SHOULD BE ME I DESERVE THIS FROM A MAN!!!!

[baepsays]

ofc the girl with a shitty bf who can't keep it in his pants and harassed every girl before she bagged him has a problem about how many men I dumped and how many women kissed me or how I used to smoke sure babe

[dimehun]

Read Batman-Knightwatch and while I didn’t like it but the art is really cute i have a few panels i want to redraw. Damian is abt the size of the batchair thats so funny

[bookwyrminspiration]

you’re reading fourth wing . . . oh my goodness good luck soldier i hope you’ll be able to get though it with your sanity intact . . . let’s hope you still like dragons after this

Everyone keeps saying "goodluck" or "godspeed." have faith, soldier, in my love for the trenches.

i've braved dastardly pits before and I'll brave them again 🫡

[cto10121]

Honestly, Shadow and Bone was literally what many people disparage Twilight for being (but was actually not): A terribly-written romance drenched in creepy American purity culture with a much more interesting but underutilized fantasy world.

[simptasia]

jate is fate

[furby-organist]

// rip alastor radio demon you would've loved lost like 2 years of your life from the bhad bhabie / alabama barker beef