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Any man that wants to date me will have to settle to always being second place to whatever fictional man I'm salvating over
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I hate AI. You wanna see your favorite character say something? Here
Dick Grayson: Hi, Don't use AI to make me say things. I'm literally a fictional character, just think.
Look at that Nightwing himself told you not to! Want another?
Dean Winchester: AI is fuckin' stupid, nothing can fake being a human on my watch.
Wow, amazing!
Support the actual humans in your fandom.
#ai#fuck ai#why does ai get to write and do art and create music while some real people cant? why is ai talking over human leasure activities?#why cant ai work for us instead of talking our creativity?#if you write a fanfic that is all one block of text with no plot and horrible spelling its better some bs chat gpt 'wroteā#dc comics#robin#dick grayson#nightwing#dean winchester#jensen ackles#supernatural#support human artists#support human writers#support fanfic writers#anti ai#some of you are getting a little too chummy with AI#šstopšusingšAIš#even the most mediocre human art is better then ANYTHING AI can 'create'#'bUt i WaNt tO aCtUaLly tAlK tO tHeM.' go find a roleplay account
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I keep seeing fanarts of ppl's OC's being on the ship, so do you think that if there was 6st crewmember (specifically, another woman) Anya would've been more safe? Like, someone to actually call Jimmy's begaviour out, someone Anya might wanna trust? Is there a possibility something might have changed (even if a little) or it would not have mattered at all?
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I feel like the game would make it part of the commentary on where she would believe and help Anya but still be sort of dismissive? Like the whole ādonāt waste time crying and being scared keep going and move on, donāt let him winā. Itās supposed to be positive and reinforcing but sometimes it does more damage in those times of mourning and grief, it feels patronizing, like you donāt understand what youāre going through but they do. Even if they did call out his behavior itās still on Curly to act and while another voice would help, itās still 4 against 2 on guys that donāt get it until they have to vs women who always have to.
I donāt mind mouthwashing OCs but I do get a bit bored as they tend to be borderline saviors or like Jimmy aligned. They are either more complicit than Curly or just Jimmy haters for no reason, outside of what the creators know about what he did to Anya. I am never irked by OCs but in a story like mouthwashing you really need to think about what your character adds to the commentary, especially if they are there during the crash. Itās nice to have like characters on Anyaās side more whole heartedly and interesting to see characters who placate Jimmy but sometimes itās one note.
I canāt and donāt want to police peoples OCs itās never my intention when I comment on trends I notice, but I do feel like the way people make their OCs interact with these two characters and especially Curly, really show a grave misunderstanding of the narrative and these characters as people vs roles in the story. Still, I know people just make up characters for fun and thatās fine. Great even, but I guys Iām focusing more on OCs that are supposed to have those serious dynamics. My favs tend to be pretty-Tulpar or post-Tulpar au OCs.
The inevitably of the crash is on Jimmy. He did that not because he wasnāt stopped but because all his means to kill Anya were taken. The gun, the axe. Even if Curly did strip him of his co-pilot privileges and try to keep him contained thereās only so many people. An extra body helps but they have jobs they have to do, heās the only one steering the whole ship and Jimmy would likely have an out: food, bathroom, etc. Heās not new and if he couldnāt crash the ship directly, whoās to say he wouldnāt sabotage something else? A clunker like the Tulpar wouldnāt take much. An extra person helps but itās just another thing that prolongs what a person like Jimmy is willing to do to shirk responsibility.
Itās more than just needing someone to stand up to him and think thatās what is missing when it comes to inserting a character into the mouthwashing setting.
#like again most people treat Jimmy like a misanthrope and heās not and the way heās just evil/rude to everyone all the time just isnāt real#like heās snarky and rude but it canāt be 100% of the time like hes not going out his way to instigate#heās the type to say shit and hope it stirs the pot like Daisuke likes him at first#thinks heās a bit of a jerk but he likes him like unless you specifically make a character heās dislike heās not just gonna be#readily antagonistic to strangers or at the get go#not to mention itās not just about Anya needing a friend but someone with the power to do something#a point in why she confides in Curly is heās the captain sheās not just gonna tell the only other woman just because itās still personal#not every girl tells their friend or another woman especially if they are new and they donāt know how they react not all girls are#girls girls some can be just as toxic as the men they are being confided in about#the nuance of the situation is not solved by having more people who actively hate jimmmy if anything it would make him escalate further as#clearly has issues with how people perceive him and being liked like another woman who hates him thatās gonna do something crazy in his mind#I think itās interesting when OCs explore another side of the pre established dynamics as Jimmy uses each remaining crew member to fill a#something Curly provided for him and represent his dynamic with Anya and being an abuser I just feel like a lot is being missed out on#and itās mainly cause people donāt want to make OCs that arenāt great people like itās okay to have a grey mediocre OCs in situations like#this its realistic and helps you write more grounded characters like idk i like the ocs but eh im not like a super fan#I really should make an analysis on Jimmy cause people hate discussing him and his character is being really misunderstood#like not saying sheās innocent or an excuse but just not getting how he is supposed to work like heās no dick fucking dasteredly#heās a shitty guy who gets shittier like he aināt start out an avengers level threat#mouthwashing#š anon#mouthwashing game#ask#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing oc#now I gotta make an oc just to prove myself but I canāt draw#so maybe not cuz whatās the point if I canāt explain the fly drip
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big boss is so lucky his harem of exes are too dickmatized by his mediocre yet canonically radioactive game to unionize against him and effectively utilize their blonde #girlpower to beat him to death with hammers i can tell you that
#mgs#like logic would tell you his dick game is literally godly given that like#the horrors that it inspired#but look at him YOU KNOW ITS MEDIOCRE#like ocelot can canonically hypnotize himself with ghosts but kaz and eva....#know your worth girliepops throw the whole man out#i mean actually this outcome probably would have been preferable#to what actually happened#to him#from 1999-2015 in canon but w/e#edit: apparently i wrote this at 3 am last night......girl how hard did the edibles hit
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Older sibling Dick is my lifeline. Youāre telling me the fanon version of this guy is all rainbows and kittens?? Hell no.
Bruce: āDick, Im benching you from patrol tonight. What you did was reckless and Iām disappointed.ā
Dick: āBenching me?? You donāt get to bench me Bruce, I donāt think you noticed but I saved someone and everything was fine. Do you only see my failures? I do all of this awesome stuff, I save people, I put people who arenāt up to any good behind bars, Hell! Iām the only one taking initiative on making sure the kids you keep adopting are alright!ā
Bruce: āDick..ā
Dick: āNo Bruce, youāre not benching me, youāre not lecturing me. Iām not a god damn kid for you to put in timeout. Iām sick of you either ignoring me, trying to start a fight with me, or babying me. Iām 27, I donāt need you to baby me, and I sure as hell donāt need you telling me what I can or canāt do.ā
Like this man has older sibling rage, he got the Bruce who didnāt know how to raise a child and taught him how to be a night stalking vigilante. Then he goes and adopts his siblings, he fails to keep Jason alive and be there when Jason needed him, and god he somehow gets worse with tim. He doesnāt even want to imagine the Bruce Stephanie got cause god was the Bat a mess.
Dick feels like he has to take care of his siblings cause heaven forbid they go through the same negligence he had with Bruce.
#Bruce is a mediocre father#Dick is so done with Bruceās shit#dick Grayson#older sibling dick Grayson#Bruce Wayne#Nightwing#Batman#batfam
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It tickles me that they want to give me a promotion to a leadership role at work. Little do they know that I'm actually a pathetic useless subby little bitch that fantasizes about being an inch tall and getting smothered by a giant dick
#macro/micro#I'm living proof that mediocre people get promoted#make sure not to try too hard kids#i didn't even have to suck any dick to get here. wow!
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okay your damian dragging dick out to play piano for him post is EVEN FUNNIER when you remember that STEPH plays piano and apparently is really good (like good enough to have done it professionally). every time damian asks dick to play with him she resists a full-body twitch. dick plays a part wrong and she grinds her teeth. but she still attends Every Goddamn Performance because she is GOING to support her weird assassin brother, damnit, even if he picked the worst pianist in the family to perform with.
Lmao anon fucking get his ass
#you hate to see a girl sidelined for her mediocre brother#after her and damian had such petty beef and then reconciled#steph: āI THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING#batman#dick grayson#batfam#nightwing#bat family#dc robin#richard grayson#dc comics#damian wayne al ghul#dc spoiler#damian wayne#damian al ghul#stephanie brown#ev-arrested
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DICK GRAYSON in GRAYSON: FUTURES END
#u know when u see some mediocre art in comics and u either prepare urself for some godawful lines or some lines that will cut through you...#HIS HANDS WERE NEVER CLEAN. OK!#comics#dc#grayson comics#grayson: futures end#bruce & dick#bruce wayne#dick grayson#photo#tais toi lys#lys reads comics#somebody please redraw this. why is the art#LIKE THAT#*panels
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ofc the girl with a shitty bf who can't keep it in his pants and harassed every girl before she bagged him has a problem about how many men I dumped and how many women kissed me or how I used to smoke sure babe
#It's always the girls with mediocre dick she settled for after that guy tried every girl in the vicinity#ārayrambles#I cannot stand that girl I fucking hope I never see her again after uni#Nonone wants your bf girl your bf wants everyone#Also babe just say you wanna kiss me or smth cause why are you so obsessed with meeeeee#Wtv Megan said about feeling like Mariah Carey
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Read Batman-Knightwatch and while I didnāt like it but the art is really cute i have a few panels i want to redraw. Damian is abt the size of the batchair thats so funny
#Damian wayne#Dick grayson#dc comics#no real problems with it its just mediocre#and boring#comic natter
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Sign that screams "I'm a cis fag who doesn't know a single trans woman"
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Considering aura is a thing, it'd probably be a lot harder to catch a batterer since the victim's wounds would heal and leave no evidence
#rwde#watching kennie jds review of worst ex ever and getting abso fucking lutely heated#even w overwhelming amts of evidence and testimony cops will forever punish the victim rather than the abuser#how hard in remnant would it be to actually figure out someone you love was being abused wo the bruises or hospital visits?#(depending on how much aura can actually heal wo needing a boost.#(bruises might only happen after aura saves the victim from deaths front door which is a terrifying thought)#how much harder would it be to get actual justice for the victim wo the most obvious unambiguous evidence?#i doubt theres any justice in remnant#every authority we see is either corrupt. a clown. or a corrupt clown#and given how demonized negative emotions are in rwby the victims would feel compelled to hide their true feelings#even more than they are irl bc of the grimm#so any emotional or behavioral indicators would be so small and subtle theres v little chance of anyone picking them up#or even if they are noticed theyll probs be excused as 'oh its a bad day' or 'they didnt sleep well'#bc those things are plausible and far more common than domestic violence#rwby really couldve dived into this abuse angle and explored what it means to be trapped in that situation by so many circumstances#but noooooooo just lean on the incel dialogue and let the rabids swallow and regurgitate the plot#not even the minimum effort but still getting your dick sucked by people who worship mediocrity: the rooster teeth method
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youāre reading fourth wing . . . oh my goodness good luck soldier i hope youāll be able to get though it with your sanity intact . . . letās hope you still like dragons after this
Everyone keeps saying "goodluck" or "godspeed." have faith, soldier, in my love for the trenches.
i've braved dastardly pits before and I'll brave them again š«”
#quil's queries#nonsie#i think it'll be fine#also my love for dragons knows no bounds one dragon book wont change that. i got through h0arded by the dragon just fine <3#though that wasn't even really a book about dragons. that was just double dick breeding smut#i think it'll turn out to be like. a mid na fantasy. maybe some questionable choices or moments#but overall just solidly mediocre. and perhaps even in a fun way!#but also open to being wrong in either direction. open mind#this isn't like my reading bad books on purpose thing this one is#goddamn there's a lot of talk both ways I want to know what's going on first hand#but don't worry guys. i do have another bad book lined up#don't know when I'll read but I've heard bad things and i'll tell you all about it <3#it's just. a long one. so it'll be a little bit more of a commitment
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Honestly, Shadow and Bone was literally what many people disparage Twilight for being (but was actually not): A terribly-written romance drenched in creepy American purity culture with a much more interesting but underutilized fantasy world.
#twilight#shadow and bone#cristinaās hot takes#meyer the supposedly conservative mormon gave her atheistic heroine access to vampire dick for eternity#meanwhile bardugo has her heroine be robbed of her power and return to her mediocre childhood love interest#and called that a great fairy tale ending#oh and killed off her jewish-coded freedom fighter#anti anti twilight#at least twilight never pretended to be anything more than a romance#later on ofc it did flesh out its worldbuilding#but shadow and bone had a chosen one type heroine#turned out all that chosen one stuff was just obstacles to the romance#ahimĆØ
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why can't hh/hb fans just accept their series and their creator are shit and move on like the rest of us
#i would know because im a fnafhs fan. literally everyone who's still active in that fandom knows the series and the crew sucks#you can like things that suck ok. you can like them and not be a dick about it#like fred was getting dragged on twitter last week. do you think any of us actually defended his design. no because we know its mediocre#sorry i just saw one of those hardcore hh fans randomly on my tl
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jate is fate
#but that doesn't mean they're inherently good at fucking each other#i maintain that the sex is good if kate is on top#otherwise jack is maybe slightly above okay at using his dick#and ranging from mediocre to hilarious at eating pussy (nonetheless you gotta admire his spirit)#decent with his hands tho. he is a surgeon after all#and again just get on top of him and that fixes. most of the issues#this meme is mostly dunking on jack but remember that they're a cringe4cringe couple#kate is good in bed but she's lousy at communicating her feelings#girl say something stop having a lost style flashback girl nooo i hear the whooshing stop iiiiit#lost#lost headcanons#jack shephard#kate austen
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