#mediocre dick

[vechter]

bruce you are soooo mentally ill

transcript: When I fired Dick Grayson from being Robin, I was convinced I'd taught him everything I could. I knew he'd be fine on his own, and it was time for him to step out from underneath my shadow. But I couldn't tell him any of that. Instead I made up an excuse, we fought, and he left without looking back. So when I met Jason, I saw a second chance to be a father. I thought I could be better this time around. Thought I was willing to make the sacrifices necessary for the sake of this troubled little boy. But no matter how much I wanted to be, I wasn't a real father. This life wasn't for Jason.

the batman files (2011)

[ozymandiasdirge]

big boss is so lucky his harem of exes are too dickmatized by his mediocre yet canonically radioactive game to unionize against him and effectively utilize their blonde #girlpower to beat him to death with hammers i can tell you that

[ev-arrested]

okay your damian dragging dick out to play piano for him post is EVEN FUNNIER when you remember that STEPH plays piano and apparently is really good (like good enough to have done it professionally). every time damian asks dick to play with him she resists a full-body twitch. dick plays a part wrong and she grinds her teeth. but she still attends Every Goddamn Performance because she is GOING to support her weird assassin brother, damnit, even if he picked the worst pianist in the family to perform with.

Lmao anon fucking get his ass

[nighhtwing]

DICK GRAYSON in GRAYSON: FUTURES END

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

Consider; Light Yagami discovers he has a praise kink only after meet L because he's the only true peer/equal he's ever had and L's opinion is the only one that's ever mattered to him

light has been praised all his life for being an academic and tactical genius but L is the first person to ever see him for who he truly is: a cocksucking prodigy

[dangerousdan-dan]

Maybe one of these years DC will remember to include Selina Kyle for DC pride...

[dimehun]

Read Batman-Knightwatch and while I didn’t like it but the art is really cute i have a few panels i want to redraw. Damian is abt the size of the batchair thats so funny

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Sign that screams "I'm a cis fag who doesn't know a single trans woman"

[constantvariations]

Considering aura is a thing, it'd probably be a lot harder to catch a batterer since the victim's wounds would heal and leave no evidence

[bookwyrminspiration]

you’re reading fourth wing . . . oh my goodness good luck soldier i hope you’ll be able to get though it with your sanity intact . . . let’s hope you still like dragons after this

Everyone keeps saying "goodluck" or "godspeed." have faith, soldier, in my love for the trenches.

i've braved dastardly pits before and I'll brave them again 🫡

[cto10121]

Honestly, Shadow and Bone was literally what many people disparage Twilight for being (but was actually not): A terribly-written romance drenched in creepy American purity culture with a much more interesting but underutilized fantasy world.

[karokawwo]

why can't hh/hb fans just accept their series and their creator are shit and move on like the rest of us

[simptasia]

jate is fate

[vampiricgf]

defending billionaires will always be loser behavior

[phan-io]

OFMD S2 Spoilers

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I don’t normally make posts but episode 6 & 7 were DELICIOUS in their conflict ☺️ am i in absolute pain over stede and ed breaking up YES, do I understand its for the better ALSO YES

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Don’t care halloweens over. okay so RED scout is a slasher, sort of like Stu Macher, while BLU scout is an imp. Slasher scout would need to stand on stilts and get breast implants to match with Jason or Michael Myers though. Can’t decide if imp scout is the same size as regular scout or if he’s tiny like a pixie. I’m not freaky enough to be into teeny tiny sex, so do with this what you will

I'm not freaky enough to want to fuck Scout so I'm just leaving this one for those who are