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Any man that wants to date me will have to settle to always being second place to whatever fictional man I'm salvating over
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bruce you are soooo mentally ill
transcript: When I fired Dick Grayson from being Robin, I was convinced I'd taught him everything I could. I knew he'd be fine on his own, and it was time for him to step out from underneath my shadow. But I couldn't tell him any of that. Instead I made up an excuse, we fought, and he left without looking back. So when I met Jason, I saw a second chance to be a father. I thought I could be better this time around. Thought I was willing to make the sacrifices necessary for the sake of this troubled little boy. But no matter how much I wanted to be, I wasn't a real father. This life wasn't for Jason.
the batman files (2011)
#bruce wayne#dc comics#sth about how bruce says dick left without looking back#and how dick's formative memory is at the circus and everyone telling him not to look at his parents' fallen bodies#dick has been looking back his whole life!!!#and just how bruce always tries to do better but he fails so often#bruce might be a good man but he is at best a mediocre parent#and just soooo much of bruce justifying jason's death as jason was too brash and too angry and this life wasn't for him#how his grief and guilt warp the narrative so drastically that a resurrected jason continues to bear the cost of bruce's failings#bruce wayne the man that u are
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big boss is so lucky his harem of exes are too dickmatized by his mediocre yet canonically radioactive game to unionize against him and effectively utilize their blonde #girlpower to beat him to death with hammers i can tell you that
#mgs#like logic would tell you his dick game is literally godly given that like#the horrors that it inspired#but look at him YOU KNOW ITS MEDIOCRE#like ocelot can canonically hypnotize himself with ghosts but kaz and eva....#know your worth girliepops throw the whole man out#i mean actually this outcome probably would have been preferable#to what actually happened#to him#from 1999-2015 in canon but w/e#edit: apparently i wrote this at 3 am last night......girl how hard did the edibles hit
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I keep seeing fanarts of ppl's OC's being on the ship, so do you think that if there was 6st crewmember (specifically, another woman) Anya would've been more safe? Like, someone to actually call Jimmy's begaviour out, someone Anya might wanna trust? Is there a possibility something might have changed (even if a little) or it would not have mattered at all?
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I feel like the game would make it part of the commentary on where she would believe and help Anya but still be sort of dismissive? Like the whole “don’t waste time crying and being scared keep going and move on, don’t let him win”. It’s supposed to be positive and reinforcing but sometimes it does more damage in those times of mourning and grief, it feels patronizing, like you don’t understand what you’re going through but they do. Even if they did call out his behavior it’s still on Curly to act and while another voice would help, it’s still 4 against 2 on guys that don’t get it until they have to vs women who always have to.
I don’t mind mouthwashing OCs but I do get a bit bored as they tend to be borderline saviors or like Jimmy aligned. They are either more complicit than Curly or just Jimmy haters for no reason, outside of what the creators know about what he did to Anya. I am never irked by OCs but in a story like mouthwashing you really need to think about what your character adds to the commentary, especially if they are there during the crash. It’s nice to have like characters on Anya’s side more whole heartedly and interesting to see characters who placate Jimmy but sometimes it’s one note.
I can’t and don’t want to police peoples OCs it’s never my intention when I comment on trends I notice, but I do feel like the way people make their OCs interact with these two characters and especially Curly, really show a grave misunderstanding of the narrative and these characters as people vs roles in the story. Still, I know people just make up characters for fun and that’s fine. Great even, but I guys I’m focusing more on OCs that are supposed to have those serious dynamics. My favs tend to be pretty-Tulpar or post-Tulpar au OCs.
The inevitably of the crash is on Jimmy. He did that not because he wasn’t stopped but because all his means to kill Anya were taken. The gun, the axe. Even if Curly did strip him of his co-pilot privileges and try to keep him contained there’s only so many people. An extra body helps but they have jobs they have to do, he’s the only one steering the whole ship and Jimmy would likely have an out: food, bathroom, etc. He’s not new and if he couldn’t crash the ship directly, who’s to say he wouldn’t sabotage something else? A clunker like the Tulpar wouldn’t take much. An extra person helps but it’s just another thing that prolongs what a person like Jimmy is willing to do to shirk responsibility.
It’s more than just needing someone to stand up to him and think that’s what is missing when it comes to inserting a character into the mouthwashing setting.
#like again most people treat Jimmy like a misanthrope and he’s not and the way he’s just evil/rude to everyone all the time just isn’t real#like he’s snarky and rude but it can’t be 100% of the time like hes not going out his way to instigate#he’s the type to say shit and hope it stirs the pot like Daisuke likes him at first#thinks he’s a bit of a jerk but he likes him like unless you specifically make a character he’s dislike he’s not just gonna be#readily antagonistic to strangers or at the get go#not to mention it’s not just about Anya needing a friend but someone with the power to do something#a point in why she confides in Curly is he’s the captain she’s not just gonna tell the only other woman just because it’s still personal#not every girl tells their friend or another woman especially if they are new and they don’t know how they react not all girls are#girls girls some can be just as toxic as the men they are being confided in about#the nuance of the situation is not solved by having more people who actively hate jimmmy if anything it would make him escalate further as#clearly has issues with how people perceive him and being liked like another woman who hates him that’s gonna do something crazy in his mind#I think it’s interesting when OCs explore another side of the pre established dynamics as Jimmy uses each remaining crew member to fill a#something Curly provided for him and represent his dynamic with Anya and being an abuser I just feel like a lot is being missed out on#and it’s mainly cause people don’t want to make OCs that aren’t great people like it’s okay to have a grey mediocre OCs in situations like#this its realistic and helps you write more grounded characters like idk i like the ocs but eh im not like a super fan#I really should make an analysis on Jimmy cause people hate discussing him and his character is being really misunderstood#like not saying she’s innocent or an excuse but just not getting how he is supposed to work like he’s no dick fucking dasteredly#he’s a shitty guy who gets shittier like he ain’t start out an avengers level threat#mouthwashing#💀 anon#mouthwashing game#ask#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing oc#now I gotta make an oc just to prove myself but I can’t draw#so maybe not cuz what’s the point if I can’t explain the fly drip
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okay your damian dragging dick out to play piano for him post is EVEN FUNNIER when you remember that STEPH plays piano and apparently is really good (like good enough to have done it professionally). every time damian asks dick to play with him she resists a full-body twitch. dick plays a part wrong and she grinds her teeth. but she still attends Every Goddamn Performance because she is GOING to support her weird assassin brother, damnit, even if he picked the worst pianist in the family to perform with.
Lmao anon fucking get his ass
#you hate to see a girl sidelined for her mediocre brother#after her and damian had such petty beef and then reconciled#steph: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING#batman#dick grayson#batfam#nightwing#bat family#dc robin#richard grayson#dc comics#damian wayne al ghul#dc spoiler#damian wayne#damian al ghul#stephanie brown#ev-arrested
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DICK GRAYSON in GRAYSON: FUTURES END
#u know when u see some mediocre art in comics and u either prepare urself for some godawful lines or some lines that will cut through you...#HIS HANDS WERE NEVER CLEAN. OK!#comics#dc#grayson comics#grayson: futures end#bruce & dick#bruce wayne#dick grayson#photo#tais toi lys#lys reads comics#somebody please redraw this. why is the art#LIKE THAT#*
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Maybe one of these years DC will remember to include Selina Kyle for DC pride...
#me holding canonically bisexual selina kyle in my hands: don't worry my love I'll never forget you#aaah but dick grayson has to be there every year 🤦#listen I love dick grayson but come on...#maybe dc pride forgetting about her is for the best. I mean most of the stories are mediocre at best#dc pride#selina kyle#catwoman
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Read Batman-Knightwatch and while I didn’t like it but the art is really cute i have a few panels i want to redraw. Damian is abt the size of the batchair thats so funny
#Damian wayne#Dick grayson#dc comics#no real problems with it its just mediocre#and boring#comic natter
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Sign that screams "I'm a cis fag who doesn't know a single trans woman"
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Considering aura is a thing, it'd probably be a lot harder to catch a batterer since the victim's wounds would heal and leave no evidence
#rwde#watching kennie jds review of worst ex ever and getting abso fucking lutely heated#even w overwhelming amts of evidence and testimony cops will forever punish the victim rather than the abuser#how hard in remnant would it be to actually figure out someone you love was being abused wo the bruises or hospital visits?#(depending on how much aura can actually heal wo needing a boost.#(bruises might only happen after aura saves the victim from deaths front door which is a terrifying thought)#how much harder would it be to get actual justice for the victim wo the most obvious unambiguous evidence?#i doubt theres any justice in remnant#every authority we see is either corrupt. a clown. or a corrupt clown#and given how demonized negative emotions are in rwby the victims would feel compelled to hide their true feelings#even more than they are irl bc of the grimm#so any emotional or behavioral indicators would be so small and subtle theres v little chance of anyone picking them up#or even if they are noticed theyll probs be excused as 'oh its a bad day' or 'they didnt sleep well'#bc those things are plausible and far more common than domestic violence#rwby really couldve dived into this abuse angle and explored what it means to be trapped in that situation by so many circumstances#but noooooooo just lean on the incel dialogue and let the rabids swallow and regurgitate the plot#not even the minimum effort but still getting your dick sucked by people who worship mediocrity: the rooster teeth method
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you’re reading fourth wing . . . oh my goodness good luck soldier i hope you’ll be able to get though it with your sanity intact . . . let’s hope you still like dragons after this
Everyone keeps saying "goodluck" or "godspeed." have faith, soldier, in my love for the trenches.
i've braved dastardly pits before and I'll brave them again 🫡
#quil's queries#nonsie#i think it'll be fine#also my love for dragons knows no bounds one dragon book wont change that. i got through h0arded by the dragon just fine <3#though that wasn't even really a book about dragons. that was just double dick breeding smut#i think it'll turn out to be like. a mid na fantasy. maybe some questionable choices or moments#but overall just solidly mediocre. and perhaps even in a fun way!#but also open to being wrong in either direction. open mind#this isn't like my reading bad books on purpose thing this one is#goddamn there's a lot of talk both ways I want to know what's going on first hand#but don't worry guys. i do have another bad book lined up#don't know when I'll read but I've heard bad things and i'll tell you all about it <3#it's just. a long one. so it'll be a little bit more of a commitment
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Honestly, Shadow and Bone was literally what many people disparage Twilight for being (but was actually not): A terribly-written romance drenched in creepy American purity culture with a much more interesting but underutilized fantasy world.
#twilight#shadow and bone#cristina’s hot takes#meyer the supposedly conservative mormon gave her atheistic heroine access to vampire dick for eternity#meanwhile bardugo has her heroine be robbed of her power and return to her mediocre childhood love interest#and called that a great fairy tale ending#oh and killed off her jewish-coded freedom fighter#anti anti twilight#at least twilight never pretended to be anything more than a romance#later on ofc it did flesh out its worldbuilding#but shadow and bone had a chosen one type heroine#turned out all that chosen one stuff was just obstacles to the romance#ahimè
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why can't hh/hb fans just accept their series and their creator are shit and move on like the rest of us
#i would know because im a fnafhs fan. literally everyone who's still active in that fandom knows the series and the crew sucks#you can like things that suck ok. you can like them and not be a dick about it#like fred was getting dragged on twitter last week. do you think any of us actually defended his design. no because we know its mediocre#sorry i just saw one of those hardcore hh fans randomly on my tl
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jate is fate
#but that doesn't mean they're inherently good at fucking each other#i maintain that the sex is good if kate is on top#otherwise jack is maybe slightly above okay at using his dick#and ranging from mediocre to hilarious at eating pussy (nonetheless you gotta admire his spirit)#decent with his hands tho. he is a surgeon after all#and again just get on top of him and that fixes. most of the issues#this meme is mostly dunking on jack but remember that they're a cringe4cringe couple#kate is good in bed but she's lousy at communicating her feelings#girl say something stop having a lost style flashback girl nooo i hear the whooshing stop iiiiit#lost#lost headcanons#jack shephard#kate austen
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defending billionaires will always be loser behavior
#doesn't matter if its grubby tech bros or your favorite mediocre singer it still makes you a loser#because why would you dick ride for someone who likely considers you more worthless than an ant? embarrassing#kita chats ☆ˎˊ˗
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OFMD S2 Spoilers
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I don’t normally make posts but episode 6 & 7 were DELICIOUS in their conflict ☺️ am i in absolute pain over stede and ed breaking up YES, do I understand its for the better ALSO YES
#they really are what an adult relationship looks like#its fear and panic#boundaries crossed#people changing but not exactly growing#they came back together knowing they needed each other but still not sure how to BE TOGETHER#ITS SO GOOD#BUT SO PAINFUL#AND MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN STEDE THINKING HES HOT SHIT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LOSING#BECAUSE HES A DICK#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2
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