#meyer the supposedly conservative mormon gave her atheistic heroine access to vampire dick for eternity
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Honestly, Shadow and Bone was literally what many people disparage Twilight for being (but was actually not): A terribly-written romance drenched in creepy American purity culture with a much more interesting but underutilized fantasy world.
#twilight#shadow and bone#cristina’s hot takes#meyer the supposedly conservative mormon gave her atheistic heroine access to vampire dick for eternity#meanwhile bardugo has her heroine be robbed of her power and return to her mediocre childhood love interest#and called that a great fairy tale ending#oh and killed off her jewish-coded freedom fighter#anti anti twilight#at least twilight never pretended to be anything more than a romance#later on ofc it did flesh out its worldbuilding#but shadow and bone had a chosen one type heroine#turned out all that chosen one stuff was just obstacles to the romance#ahimè
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