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ozymandiasdirge · 1 year ago

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big boss is so lucky his harem of exes are too dickmatized by his mediocre yet canonically radioactive game to unionize against him and effectively utilize their blonde #girlpower to beat him to death with hammers i can tell you that

#mgs #like logic would tell you his dick game is literally godly given that like #the horrors that it inspired #but look at him YOU KNOW ITS MEDIOCRE #like ocelot can canonically hypnotize himself with ghosts but kaz and eva....#know your worth girliepops throw the whole man out #i mean actually this outcome probably would have been preferable #to what actually happened #to him #from 1999-2015 in canon but w/e #edit: apparently i wrote this at 3 am last night......girl how hard did the edibles hit

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