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[evviejo]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER // S2E21 Deadlock As strange as it sounds, Captain, according to these readings, another Voyager is right here, right now, occupying the same point in space-time we are.

[howlingday]

Jaune: Geez, Ruby, it looks like you caught a nasty eye infection. Normally we'd wash it out with some clean water, but, well, there's no clean water around because we're in a swamp.

Ruby: No worries! I got this.

Ruby: (Gouges out eye, Everyone gasps)

Jaune: ...That'll be 3,000 Lien.

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[ineffectualdemon]

Wei Wuxian is, unfortunately, not the self destructive MXTX protagonist

He had phases:

Phase one: reckless teenager who just doesn't consider consequences because he's a dumb teenager. Not self destructive just high int low wis stat because he's literally like 15

Phase two: self destructive but in the "traumatised youth who is self medicating his pain away and also going through his tortured genius phase" which to be fair his peers were also going through their own mental health struggles at the time so no one was riding the mentally stable train. Even without dying this was hopefully a temporary phase. If he was a millennial he would have been really into My Chemical Romance during this time

Phase three: not self destructive, trying to get OUT of situations but still ending up IN situations despite his best efforts but generally giving off a "I'm a dad and too tired for this drama. I just want to go sight seeing"

Xie Lien from what I understand wasn't so much self destructive as deeply depressed (still haven't finished the book)

Shen Qingqiu on the other hand

The man never met an obstacle where he didn't at least consider literally dying as the solution

He tries to literally self destruct the first time during Sha Hualing's raid on Cang Qiong when poisoned hoping to take her out with him and is only stopped by Liu Qingge showing up

Actually self destructs when Binghe comes back to "fake" his death and also calm Binghe's ass down

His plant body death wasn't his fault I'll give him that

Risks death for Binghe in the mausoleum several times

Self destructs AGAIN at Maigu Ridge to restore Binghe's mind and only lives because the system took pity on him

I'm guessing the only reason he stops self destructing for Binghe is because Binghe destroys Xin Mo and maybe because he realised it makes Binghe too sad idk

Anyway Shen Qingqiu is the only truly and literally self destructive MXTX main character and that's why he's the best and worst and just most character ever

[christian-dubuis-santini]

Quelques citations:

«La médecine a pris crédit pour certaines avancées dans le domaine de la santé qu’elle ne mérite pas. Le choléra, le typhus, le tétanos, la diphtérie et la coqueluche, etc., étaient en régression avant que les vaccins spécifiques ne soient utilisés. En fait, cette régression résultait de l’amélioration des conditions d'hygiène, de l'évacuation des eaux d'égout, et de la distribution de la nourriture et de l’eau.»

Andrew Weil, Health and Healing.

«Les vaccins donnent les maladies et en créent de nouvelles. La preuve scientifique qu’une provocation arti­ficielle d’une maladie empêche l’apparition d’une maladie naturelle n’a jamais été établie.»

Dr Paul-Émile CHÈVREFILS.

«Les vaccinations en bas âge ont des effets dangereux sur le système immunitaire de l’enfant, ne protègent pas l’enfant durant sa vie ouvrant la voie à d’autres maladies suite à une dysfonction immunitaire.»

Drs. H. BUTTRAM et J. HOFFMANN.

«La plupart des personnes qui sont mortes de la variole la contractèrent après avoir été vaccinées.»

Dr. J.W. HODGE, The Vaccination Superstition.

«Certaines souches de vaccins peuvent être impliquées dans des maladies dégénératives telles que l’arthrite rhumatoïde, la leucémie, le diabète et la sclérose en plaques.»

Dr. G. DETTMAN, Australian Nurses Journal

«Le risque de souffrir de complications sérieuses prove­nant des vaccins contre la grippe est beaucoup plus grand que la grippe elle-même.»

Dr. William FROSEHAVER

«Les vaccins peuvent causer l’arthrite chronique, la sclérose en plaques, le lupus érythémateux, le Parkinson et le cancer.»

Pr. R. SIMPSON, American Cancer Society

«Contrairement aux croyances antérieurement établies à propos des vaccins du virus de la polio, l’évidence existe maintenant que le vaccin vivant ne peut être administré sans risque de produire la paralysie.»

Dr. SALK (créateur du vaccin original de la polio dans les années 50).

«Le déclin du tétanos en tant que maladie commença avant l’introduction de l’anatoxine dans la population.»

Medical Journal of Australia, 1978.

«Les personnes vaccinées contre la grippe ont approxi­mativement 10 fois plus de chances de contracter le syndrome de Guillain-Barré que ceux qui n’ont pas été vaccinées.»

Center for Disease Control, 1977.

«Il existe un lien entre l’autisme et la vaccination. Les enfants sont blessés par vaccinations.»

Dr. Bernard RIMLAND, directeur et fondateur du Autism Research Institute of San Diego.

«Pendant 23 ans, j’ai observé que les enfants non vaccinés étaient plus sains et plus robustes que les enfants vaccinés. Les allergies, l’asthme et des perturbations comportementales étaient clairement plus fréquentes chez les jeunes patients vaccinés. De plus, ils souffraient plus souvent ou plus sévèrement de maladies infectieuses que les autres.»

Dr. Philip INCAO.

«Sur les 3,3 millions d’enfants vaccinés annuellement aux États-Unis avec le DCT, 16 038 démontrèrent des crises aiguës et des pleurs persistants ­­‑‑ ce qui est considéré par plusieurs neurologistes comme l’indication d’une irritation du système nerveux central ; 8 484 eurent des convul­sions ou furent en état de choc dans les 48 heures suivant l’injection du DCT.»

Dr. Allan HINMAN et Jeffrey COPELAN, Journal of the American Medical Association.

«Un enfant a huit fois plus de chances de mourir trois jours après avoir reçu le vaccin DCT (diphtérie, coqueluche, tétanos) qu’un enfant non vacciné.»

The American Journal of Epidemiology, 1992.

«Chaque fois qu’un enfant meurt de méningite dans les premières semaines de sa vie, on doit suspecter le BCG.»

Dr Jean ELMIGER, La médecine retrouvée.

«Les campagnes publicitaires en faveur des vaccins représentent un véritable lavage de cerveau : désinforma­tion, trucage des statistiques, amalgame savant de l'effet protecteur du vaccin avec d'autres affections, annonce de possibilité de contagion totalement fantaisiste et enfin banalisation de l'acte vaccinal.»

Dr Alain SCOHY.

«La quasi-totalité des cas de poliomyélite recensés aux USA, de 1980 à 1994, a été causée par l'administration du vaccin oral atténué.»

Dépêche AFP, 1er février 1997.

« Il n'a jamais été prouvé scientifiquement que les vaccins étaient efficaces et sans danger.»

Dr Louis DE BROUWER, Vaccination, erreur médicale du siècle.

«Le système immunitaire est sévèrement endommagé suite aux vaccinations courantes.»

Le Concours médical, 20 janvier 1974.

«On risque sa vie en se soumettant à une intervention probablement inefficace afin d'éviter une maladie qui ne surviendra vraisemblablement jamais.»

Dr. Kris GAUBLOMME.

«Les 2/3 des 103 enfants décédés de la mort subite du nourrisson avaient reçu le vaccin DTP (DCT ?) dans les trois semaines précédant leur mort. Certains même étaient morts le lendemain.»

Dr. TORCH, Neurology, 1982.

«Les vaccinés, loin de constituer un barrage protecteur vis-à-vis des non-vaccinés, sont au contraire dangereux et peuvent contaminer le reste de la population, puisqu'il est prouvé qu'ils peuvent être porteurs et transmetteurs de virus poliomyélitiques par voie intestinale, et peut-être par d'autres voies.»

Dr Yves COUZIGOU.

«Depuis 1957, l'OMS ne recense dans les statistiques que les formes paralytiques de poliomyélite, alors qu'avant la vaccination, toutes les formes de polio étaient incluses, ce qui permet de faire apparaître une régression des cas qui est loin d'être vérifiée.»

Dr. SCHEIBNER, expert australien.

«Après l'échec retentissant du vaccin Salk (au Massa­chusetts, 75 % des cas paralytiques avaient reçu trois doses ou davantage du vaccin), une parade géniale fut trouvée pour sortir l'industrie du médicament du pétrin : on décida de nouvelles normes pour l'établisse­ment du diagnostic de la polio.»

Pr. GREENBERG.

«Si le principe de la vaccination était concevable au début du 20e siècle du fait que le monde médical et scientifique ignorait pratiquement tout de la biologie moléculaire, des virus et rétrovirus endogènes et même exogènes et du principe de la recombinaison de ces derniers, il en va tout autrement depuis quelques décennies. Continuer à vacciner des populations entières -- des centaines de millions d'individus depuis 1978 -- constitue une erreur monumentale et un quasi-génocide.»

Dr Louis de Brouwer, Sida, le vertige.

«La vaccination est le modèle de l'incertitude, des interac­tions et relations imprévisibles. Elle se situe aux antipodes de l'esprit scientifique.»

Dr Jacques KALMAR.

«Dans plusieurs pays en voie de développement, la fréquence de ces maladies a augmenté, allant même jusqu'à quintupler depuis la vaccination.»

Pr Lépine, Médecine praticienne, n° 467.

«En réalité, la baisse de nombreuses maladies provient d’une meilleure hygiène et d’une meilleure nourriture qui ont permis de développer le système immunitaire.»

Peter Duesberg, professeur de biologie moléculaire et cellulaire à l'Université Berkeley.

«Un virus, même atténué, peut reprendre sa virulence; c'est notamment le cas du virus polio vaccinal, qui rede­vient pathogène après son passage dans l'intestin et contribue à contaminer l'entourage. Les cas de polio chez les contacts des vaccinés par le vaccin oral sont bien connus.»

Dr Garcia Silva, Le Maroc médical, n° 43.

«L'introduction volontaire et non nécessaire de virus infectieux dans un corps humain est un acte dément qui ne peut être dicté que par une grande ignorance de la viro­logie et des processus d'infection. Le mal qui est fait est incalculable.»

Pr R. Delong, virologue et immunologue de l'Université Toledo aux États-Unis.

«En 1945, la Hollande était le pays d'Europe le plus touché par la tuberculose. En 1974, sans jamais avoir eu recours au BCG, la maladie y était totalement éradiquée. A l'inverse, la tuberculose reprenait de la vigueur partout où le BCG est encore pratiqué.»

Bulletin statistique du ministère de la Santé publique et de la Sécurité sociale, n° 1, 1974.

«La présence d’un œdème cérébral chez des enfants en bas âge qui meurent peu de temps après une vaccination contre l’hépatite B est inquiétante. Les enfants de moins de 14 ans ont plus de chance de mourir ou de souffrir de réactions négatives après avoir reçu le vaccin de l’hépatite B que d’attraper la maladie.»

Dr. Jane ORIENT, médecin, directrice de l’Association des médecins et chirurgiens américains

«Une vaccination est toujours, biologiquement et immu­nitairement parlant, une offense contre l'organisme.»

Pr R. Bastin, Concours médical, 1er février 1986.

«Toute vaccination peut provoquer une encéphalite légère ou grave.»

Dr. Harris COULTER, Vaccination Social Violence and Criminality.

«Le pire vaccin de tous est celui contre la coqueluche. Il est responsable d'un grand nombre de morts et d'un grand nombre de dommages cérébraux irréversibles chez les nouveau-nés.»

Dr. Kalokerinos, Sunwell Tops, 24 mai 1987.

«Peu de médecins sont disposés à attribuer un décès ou une complication à une méthode qu’ils ont eux-mêmes recommandée et à laquelle ils croient.»

Pr. Georges DICK, British Medical Journal, juillet 1971.

«Les micro-organismes inoculés à travers toutes les barrières naturelles entraînent chez la majorité des indi­vidus des pathologies chroniques dont les symptômes ne sont pas faciles à rattacher à leur cause initiale.»

Dr Jacqueline Bousquet.

«Ne vous hâtez pas de faire tomber la fièvre de votre malade ; s’il souffre d’une affection virale, vous risquez de compromettre sa guérison.»

Pr André LWOFF Prix Nobel de médecine.

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[sshbpodcast]

Character Spotlight: Kes

By Ames

Star Trek: Voyager may have only had Kes on the show for three seasons, but that’s actually a pretty large percentage of her Ocampan life! And in that time, she definitely made her mark. It was just a mark that struggled to hold a candle against the character who swoops in and takes her place (more on that next week!). But we here at A Star to Steer Her By came to really appreciate the short show life of the short-lived character, even if the show rarely gave her much to do.

Kes is one of those nuanced characters (boy, Voyager sure is full of those), who you may not notice unless you’re looking for her. She’s compassionate, curious, and clever, and her eidetic memory really makes sense for someone who needs to grow up licketty split. Was the quick lifespan a good idea or a terrible one? You decide as we compile our Best and Worst Moments for Kes below and listen to our chatter on this week’s podcast episode (jump to timestamp 1:32:15). YOLO!

[Images © CBS/Paramount]

Best moments

I’ve learned very well. I saw the sunlight. The very first thing we learn about Kes (other than the fact that she’s dating Neelix) is that she’s left the safety of the Ocampan homeworld, a stagnant culture subsisting almost entirely under the eye of the titular “Caretaker.” This young prodigy has greater ambitions though, and she seeks to encounter more of the universe while she’s got the chance, and we give her credit for it!

What crop has sprung from the seed you planted today Immediately after joining the Voyager crew, Kes shows some initiative and starts up an airponic garden to supplement the ship’s rations. It’s only her second episode in “Parallax” and already we start to see her not only as a nurturer and someone who shows compassion to her fellow shipmates, but as someone who can take charge of a task and handle herself.

One lung to give While overall our opinion on the Kes-Neelix relationship is that it’s cringey, the two of them clearly care for each other. So Kes’s offer to donate her lung to Neelix in “Phage” is quite touching. She doesn’t even hesitate in the moment of crisis when the EMH is floundering, and then gets to carry it through when the Vidiians are able to perform the procedure.

He’s your Medical Officer. He’s alive. The EMH may complain and complain that no one gives him the credit he deserves, but Kes has always had his holographic back. We get to benefit from her outside perspective in “Eye of the Needle” when she requests that the crew treat him more nicely. And she also advocates for his existence in “The Swarm” before they risk losing him by restarting his program.

Someone was walking your grave When the show remembers that Kes has telepathic powers, she is frequently at her best. The way she learns whatever the hell was going on in “Persistence of Vision” depicts how she’s learning to master her mental capabilities while also keeping firmly in reality. Everyone else has succumbed to their delusions, and Kes is able to save the day by keeping a cool head.

Get down with the sickness Like how Torres insists the Doctor not take shortcuts in creating his holo-family in “Real Life,” Kes makes sure his Levodian flu is just as unpredictable as normal illnesses in “Tattoo.” How is the Doctor supposed to feel vulnerable if he always has control over his virus? Kes sneakily adds two hours to the ailment to show him how uncomfortable and stressful working while ill can be.

Use the Force, Kes! It was obviously too good to be true when Kes met a batch of hyper-powered, slightly longer-lived Ocampans like Tanis in “Cold Fire” offering to teach her their ways. When their caretaker, Suspiria, is trying to destroy the ship, Kes uses her new abilities back against Tanis in a display of defiance against their corrupted ways because she’d never hurt others willingly.

I don’t know how to say goodbye to Neelix and Tuvok No matter which side of the “Tuvix” debate you fall on, you’ve got to admit Jennifer Lien nails the scene with Janeway in which she breaks down over being caught in the middle of things. Even if you’re pulling for Tuvix to keep existing, you feel for Kes. She’s put into such a devastating position, admitting that while she doesn't want Tuvix to die, she wants Neelix back.

I can’t wait to see if Blaine’s twin brother is the father of Jessica’s baby She may barely be in any of the two-parter “Future’s End,” but Kes might be in the funniest moment. She and Neelix are scrutinizing the televised feeds from Earth in the past, and they immediately get addicted to soap operas. It’s quite a cute little moment. As Kes says, “There's something to be said for non-interactive stories like this, being swept away in the narrative.”

I walk through mindfields Jennifer Lien doesn’t get a ton of episodes to stretch her legs and show her range, especially since Kes herself is typically such a reserved character. So it is a delightful surprise to see what she can do when Kes is possessed by Tieran in “Warlord.” And it’s an even better surprise to see Kes fighting back in her own mind with a ferocity we’ve never seen from her before.

Kes has become unstuck in time Every so often, you get glimpses of just how intelligent Kes is, as Ocampans need to have eidetic memories and amazing deductive reasoning to develop mentally as quickly as they develop physically. So when she’s traveling backwards in time in “Before and After,” Kes is able to put together the out-of-order puzzle and keep from getting winked out of existence.

Something to remember me by Kes’s final episode with us (or really, what should have been her final episode with us, as you’ll see in our next section) sends her character off in a very satisfying way. “The Gift” does a great job completing her arc, as Kes’s mental powers improve off the scales until she uses them to send the ship ten years closer to home. It’s yet another selfless act from the ship’s sweeting.

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Worst moments

Chekov is finally redeemed Firstly, is the wig we see Kes in for early episodes like “Parallax” worse than the one they put on Walter Koenig when he first joined TOS? We’re willing to give Walter the benefit of the doubt since it was the 60s and wig technology wasn’t where it was in the 90s. So what’s Voyager’s excuse then? Why does Kes look like she’s wearing a lhasa apso on her head?

I saw them burn. Their bodies ashes where they stood. The main complaint I can muster against the Kes character is how criminally underused she is throughout Voyager. The couple of times we lauded her mental powers above are just that: a couple of times. Most of the time, like in “Time and Again” when she senses Janeway’s presence in the other timeline, exactly nothing comes of it and it’s a huge wasted opportunity!

I felt like there was someone in the room with me Another episode where Kes’s telepathic powers could have benefited the story is in “Cathexis” when Tuvok is being possessed by the Komar. The entity sees that she could pose a threat and knocks her unconscious for the whole episode. It feels like such a tease! Remember how Kes has superpowers? Well, we’re not going to actually use them for literally the whole first season.

Then I guess our marriage is over Look, I’m grasping at straws because Kes doesn’t get to do much, let alone bad stuff. So it’s not technically Kes as the Doc’s wife in that weird fakeout scene toward the end of “Projections” – it’s another layer of holodeck malfunction. But I still don’t like it because it’s an unnecessary twist. And when the EMH is back to reality, it’s just as weird that Kes acts like maybe he’s not?

Kes, you’re baby crazy Can we just say all of “Elogium” here and be done with it? No? Ugh. While we can’t blame Kes for experiencing Ocampan heat, we sure can blame her for how she acts during it, hormones or no. And we also can blame the writers for making this forced pregnancy plot a thing in the first place because it turns a huge personal decision into a cringey couple’s squabble.

That green-eyed pus hog called jealousy It’s been said on the podcast so frequently that you’re probably over it that Kes and Neelix would have made better friends than romantic partners. But you love who you love, so who are we to judge? What we can judge is how Kes stayed with Neelix during his jealous, clingy phase, and barely even spoke up in “Twisted” when he basically accused her of being the town pump.

A watched Tuvok never boils As one of a couple episodes that remembers Ocampans have mental powers, “Cold Fire” really gives Kes a lot to do when Tanis and the other space-venturing Ocampans try to teach her their ways. And in the typical Kes fashion of someone who barely has any experience in the world, our girl immediately goes and boils Tuvok’s blood. Slow down, girl!

Help people, hurt them, give life, kill, it’s all the same Even when she’s gotten a [slightly] better handle on her powers later in “Cold Fire,” Kes still plays the innocent as she trusts these rogue Ocampans. Anyone watching the show could tell you right away they are trouble. But this young emancipated woman becomes so obsessed with her newfound powers that she nearly leaves with Tanis and crew, whom she’s only just met!

Caution: No Kes Allowed What on earth, or whatever stupid planet this is, makes Kes think she can wander off from her tour group and go trespass in these people’s sacred temple in “Sacred Ground”? Even though she didn’t know it would knock her into a coma, you’ve got to think someone as respectful as Kes usually is of other people wouldn’t think to go anywhere without asking permission first.

I think we should be possessed by other people Like last week when I included the omission of a scene that we desperately needed for Neelix to not seem like an asshole, we’ve got another scene that never happened for Kes. Kes never actually breaks up with Neelix! Tieran does it while possessing her in “Warlord,” and that guy’s an asshole! So why do we never actually get acknowledgment from the real Kes of what their status is?

Suffering from severe FOMO Kes is indeed back on the market after that nebulous breakup, and she’s already found herself a new boy in “Darkling.” Zahir seems perfectly nice as far as Mikhal Travelers go, but Kes is ready to pack her bags and get whisked away right after meeting this guy! I guess when you live as short as she does, you’ve got to follow your heart. But Kes is too quick to trust cute strangers.

You blame Captain Janeway, but the choice was yours But possibly the worst moment for Kes is whatever the hell happened in “Fury.” The episode feels like a “fuck you” to Jennifer Lien for leaving the show. Instead of the character we loved, the Kes who returns has been rewritten as a bitter, jaded, apathetic husk. And worse, there’s no good reason for it except that she forgot how good she had it on the show- I mean the ship.

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And we’ve reached the end of our very short Ocampan life, so let’s hope we transcend into energy beings or whatever. Next week, we’re replacing our Ocampan sweeting with the show’s sex symbol, and I don’t mean Sandrine! So keep tuned here for more character spotlights, finish off our watchthrough of Enterprise with us over on SoundCloud or your favorite podcast app, reach out to us with your minds over on Facebook and Twitter, and thank you for changing out that wig!

[evviejo]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER // S3E12 Macrocosm Voyager has been infected by a macrovirus. A macrovirus? A form of life I'd never encountered. Or even imagined.

[howlingday]

Five Year Plan

Jaune: (Writing)

Yang: ...Whatcha writin', Jaune?

Jaune: Working on my five year plan. I've got a set of goals to achieve!

Yang: Ooh~! What have you got so far?

Jaune: Well, five years from now, I will be beautiful mansion in Vale, a beautiful, drop-dead gorgeous wife, three well-dressed and well behaved kids, and beach house in Menagerie.

Yang: Huh... And what if that doesn't happen?

Jaune: Ha! If that doesn't happen, then I'll change my name to Loser McJerkOff and play the bagpipes every morning from my ass!

Yang: Alright, sure, but what I mean is that maybe you should aim just a bit lower.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Yang: Well, how about a little shack in Mistral, a date with the lady who works at the dust shop, and maybe a bag of the good salt and vinegar chips?

Jaune: I mean... That's not what I was planning on.

Yang: You gotta be realistic here, Jaune. I mean, look at my five year plan!

Jaune: You don't have one.

Yang: Yup! And now I'll never be disappointed!

Jaune: Yeah, but you'll also never feel the warm caress of a beautiful clear sky sunset in Menagerie as your beautiful wife rubs her oiled body against you on the balcony of your sick-ass crib!

Yang: Sick-ass cribs don't come cheap, Vomit Boy. How much lien you got?

Jaune: Two-point-seven mil~.

Yang: WHAT?!

Jaune: Yup~.

Yang: Where the hell did you get two-point-seven million lien from?!

Jaune: I met a girl online! She and I have been bankrolling together.

Yang: Really?!

Jaune: Yup! Well, I mean, I haven't gotten any lien yet, because I actually had to cover her medical bills for a bit, BUT she promised me she had a recently deceased and wealthy Vacuan uncle left her a mighty fortune for an inheritance, and so long as I keep providing her coverage on her medical expenses, then she'd reward me very handsomely.

Yang: ...Jaune, you've been scammed.

Jaune: Scammed by love~!

Yang: Yes.

Jaune: Scammed by love and taken for a fool~!

Yang: Exactly.

Jaune: Scammed by love, taken for a fool, played like a fiddle, and left without any lien to my name~!

Yang: ...

Jaune: ...Okay, now that I say it out loud, it's pretty obvious that I've been scammed.

Yang: So what are you going to be doing now, Loser McJerkOff?

Jaune: ...Fetch me my bagpipes.

[nadien-aqui1]

Everyone wants to know why they can’t knock out Jaune with their guns, so they go to a professional for help

Medic: You’re bulletproof?

Teams RWBY _NPR & SSSN: *All point at Jaune* He’s bulletproof.

Medic: How do you know he’s bulletproof?

Blake: *Shoots Jaune in the face with Gambol Shroud*

Medic: Yeah, but that’s just 9mm. Everybody’s bulletproof to 9mm.

Ren: *Shoots Jaune in the face with StormFlower*

Medic: That’s a… M1911 Colt pistol.

Ren: *Fires both pistols*

Medic: Okay! I get it, he’s bulletproof up to .45 Caliber.

*Blake and Ren shoot Jaune in the face with all 3 pistols*

Medic: STOP shooting him! I get your point, that he is bulletproo-

Scarlet: *Fires Hook*

Medic: Where did you even find a functioning Flintlock?

Sun: *Fires Ruyi/Jingu Bang*

Medic: Here’s a question… what do you want me to do?

Pyrrha: *Fires Miló*

Medic: I’m a medic, not a Sorcerer. I can’t just sacrifice a Grimm to cure his condition.

Neptune: *Fires Tri-Hard*

Medic: You’re gonna run out of calibers eventually.

Ruby: *Fires Crescent Rose point fucking blank in Jaune’s face*

Medic: What if you didn’t use bullets? What if you just punched him in the face really really haymaker hard?

Yang: *Clocks the fuck out of Jaune and sends him flying back*

Jaune: 😵

Medic: Alright! That’ll be 87,423 Lien and 18 cents. And you can leave me a tip right on this tablet.

Nora: …

*Shoots Medic with Magnhild and blows him up*

I had to do so much googling to find weapon names and how to spell them.

[feeshies]

I'm a law student and I have to make it everyone else's problem

[lumi-shifts-home]

my GI Liyue DRself

about me ✧˖*°࿐

name : Mei Lien being : adeptus age : 1525 birthday : April 15th gender : female nationality : Liyuen

appearance and vibes ✧˖*°࿐

height : 1,67 m weight: 57 kg

details ✧˖*°࿐

vision : hydro weapon of choice : Jadefall's Splendor [catalyst] affiliation : Qiaoying Medical Shop [pharmacy located in a village in Chenyu Vale] profession : pharmacist

hobbies, skills & talents : ♡ gardening ♡ singing ♡ going on walks ♡ spending time with loved ones ♡ helping the villagers ♡ healing

My backstory is a bit longer so I'll make a separate post for it.

I love this DR so much. It definitely holds a special place in my heart 🩷

[novankenn]

A Side kept hidden... (1)

( Table of Contents )

She giggled in an unhinged way as she walked through the splatters and puddles of blood that decorated the textured tiles that made the floor of the combat arena. Her long evening gown dragging along the floor smearing any blood she moved through.

She ignored the loser. A young man who if she could recall was a promising local MMA fighter. No her focus was on the sole still living participant of the fight. The equally young deer faunus woman sat propped against the wall of the combat ring. Her face brutalized to the point that one of her eyes had swollen shut.

She coughed bloody foam, speckling her swollen lips. She had one hand pressed against her side, and it was obvious she was having issues breathing properly. But it was the snapped off antler, evidence of her heritage that caused the approaching woman the most glee.

It had been such a delightful end to the almost one-side fight when she gored her opponent... breaking off her right antler in the process. That was the fateful doom of her opponent who ended up bleeding out.

"You did so very well." the woman replied in a nearly breathless voice. "What is your name sweety?"

"D... De.... Deery." the young faunus woman choked out.

"Such an exquisite fight." Deery flinched as the women knelt down before her, one of her well manicured hands fondling her own breast. "So exciting and invigorating. You did well."

"I..."

"So you have earned the prize. Medical attention, relocation to the kingdom of your choice and 2000 lien a month for the rest of your life."

"You... you..." Deery choked and coughed as she tried to speak. "Made... me... me... kill..."

"No you made that choice." the woman replied, her sick, malicious and twisted grin never leaving her face. "You fought and survived. You made the choice to stay alive..."

"You..."

"Now... now. You need medical assistance, and have rightly won so where would you like to live?"

Deery was in too much agony, and too shocked at what she had done to answer right away. So her eyes shot open in fear as suddenly the woman's hand snapped out and tightened about her throat.

"I don't have all night, my dear." the woman giggled as she slowly squeezed, while reaching out and fondling one of Deery's breasts through her blood soaked shirt.

Deery weakly struggled. Vainly attempting to free herself from the crushing grip. Darkness started to gather about the peripheral of her sight, heightening her panic.

"V... V... Vacuo!" She finally gasped out, and as suddenly as the woman began to strangle her, she released her... though never taking her hand from Deery's chest.

"Excellent." the woman chirped. "Let's get you fixed up... shall we?"