#meanwhile on reddit

[shabbytigers]

[victusinveritas]

When did humans started practicing sorcery? The moment we acquired language.

[gremlinwithakeyboard]

[image id: a screenshot of a comment on reddit from u/hoodieninja86, saying "Just be gay" could solve concerning amount of questions on this sub and I'm here for it]

[calyssmarviss]

The tumblr subreddit really is the most useless of them all. I swear it’s all screenshots. Just… come directly on tumblr. You’ll get the same thing but in higher resolution.

[thepalerimitation]

Every interracial relationship in a tv show typically goes through some combo of “they’re just friends! Well, ok, they’re dating now but his earlier relationship was better!” and “She’s so mean to him, they shouldn’t date/ she’s TOO good for him, they shouldn’t date”

[wentian]

i'm tired, boss

[nostalgia-tblr]

i nearly anon'd the thorki non-con fic out of SHAME but in two weeks it's become my third most clicked-on fic of the year, behind only a multichapter fic and a bit of angsty sifki porn lololol

[beanieman]

The way Tumblr and Reddit treat autistic people are at exact opposite ends of the spectrum.

[federfleisch]

Say what you will about Reddit but I never get messages like this on TUMBLR

[wesleysniperking]

It amazes me how much Zoro fans are willing to defend Zoro’s “6-month long” fight with Lucci. Whereas when it comes to Usopp’s “10 years of uselessness” they’re just quick to not consider that not much time has actually passed in the OP world. So, I guess Zoro’s given more grace since he’s the second main character of One Piece. And the “not much time has passed in the OP world” reasoning is only justifiable when it comes to him.

Got it.

[lunerabo]

Women: every waking moment I am in debilitating pain. My entire body is on fire and I can barely go to work. I have been waiting for an actual diagnosis for three years. My mother had this and it killed her. Please help me

Doctors: that sucks lmao hope it gets worse faker

Men: dick no worky :(

Doctors: ohguhh oh mym fUCJKIGn god we have to DO something about this

[shabbytigers]

[adhderall]

well as you can see besides being ugly as all fuck I'm also extremely bitter so that doesn't help at all in making me appealing. but it also comes with the territory you see, being treated as a hideous freak of nature for your whole life kind of does things to your psyche.

also going into shit in the tags as an extreeeemely jaded individual who's been on every side of the discourse and KNOWS it all VERY PERSONALLY so I know many people will find all sorts of different reasons to hate me (if they want ig) because I'm ~politically homeless~ at this point because I'm sick and tired of everything but whatever

(also fuck I ran out of space in the tags so another post maybe idk. )

[transiconlink]

Talking about fandom on Reddit is so fucking basic. I just saw a post saying marceline and bubblegum from adventure time were lesbians, broke up and were straight for 900 years, then became lesbians again.

“Went back to being lesbian” THEYRE BISEXUAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[calyssmarviss]

asdfghjkl i was writing a reply to a comment on r/France and seemlessly switched from french to english between two paragraphs. literally i was three sentences in before i noticed i was writing in the wrong language because i got too into describing my ideal voting system

[angeltannis]

It’s funny that there’s this hugely vocal wave of negativity about the Borderlands Movie from people who haven’t actually seen it. and then when you talk to people who Did go out and see the movie they’re largely like “Yeah it was ok 🤷”