#meanwhile in the mcu…..

[butchbetty]

spider-verse edits 4/?

Peter begins his new life in New York with an internship at Stark Industries. The only thing that helps take his mind off of everything he’s lost is the first friend he’s made, Gwen Stacy (fc: Anya-Taylor Joy). He fights his feelings for her though, since he is trying to keep his distance while still checking in on MJ. Their encounters start to seem like more than coincidences to her and she becomes determined to find out why, making it even harder for Peter to be around her without telling her everything.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade when Logan's not around:

Logan while he's with Wade:

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Bucky?

Bucky: No

Tony: I do

Steve: I know Tony

Tony: I'm sad

Steve: I know Tony

[yuzusfinest]

A homoerotic filler movie where Bucky and Steve go on a road trip to rebuild their collection of random trinkets and shit they like before the war started. They would gawk at how expensive those items have become and would accidentally get into trouble with the police for some random stunt they pulled off or getting mad at the sellers.

They sing their hearts out as the radio plays songs they like and being so off key but they dgaf abt that because they're probably having the most fun they have in a while.

A weird side plot where they forgot to alert the avengers where they're heading off to for the week and accidentally sent them into a panic that maybe Bucky got brainwashed again and kidnapped Steve, meanwhile Steve and Bucky are in the middle of the road as the sunsets rearranging the items because one of the boxes fell onto the road which then cuts to them going to a gas station to get snacks and then eating them the front trunk thing (I forgot what it's called) while watching the sun sets and having the most heartfelt conversations while also goofing off.

[waitineedaname]

I was thinking about the trope of characters gaining weight to indicate healing/character growth, and I realized how well that would fit Shen Qingqiu

Qing Jing Peak's food is apparently bland, and I doubt Shen Jiu was eating for the joy of it. He probably only ate enough to keep himself alive and supplemented it with inedia, so the guy was probably pretty gaunt under all those layers of robes. Then Shen Yuan shows up and in very quick succession gets a fantasy chronic illness and access to The Protagonist's Cooking™️ and gets to live a pretty spoiled life for several years. He probably keeps himself relatively fit to retain the peak lord image, but he definitely gains some weight in the years following his transmigration. His face filling out probably worked wonders when it comes to softening his image compared to Shen Jiu's rather severe presence. Luo Binghe, with his trauma with regards to food insecurity, probably thrived getting to see his Shizun looking well fed and healthy

And then the Immortal Alliance Conference and everything that came after it. As much as he'd like to deny it, he is fucking Depressed™️ after all that. What's the point of eating Qing Jing's bland food when he doesn't have the protagonist's cooking anymore? So he returns to Shen Jiu's pattern of inedia

Can you imagine how Luo Binghe felt seeing how skinny his Shizun became in his absence? And of course, that gaunt version of Shen Qingqiu is the one whose corpse he preserved for five years, stuck in that hungry state. It doesn't escape me that he was always bringing a meal to corpsezun's bedside so on the off chance that he came back, the first thing he could do was eat Binghe's cooking

Basically what I'm saying is if you compare post-canon bingqiu to their PIDW counterparts, the most striking difference on first glance is that Bingge and Shen Jiu are skinny and rangy and miserable, and Bingmei and Shen Yuan are happy and healthy and well fed

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

It is now in my head canon that Peter doesn't tell Harry that he's spiderman because it's Harry. Harry is his bestie and will protect him. He's not afraid that a villain is going to attack harry because Harry knows who Peter is, he's afraid that a villain is going to attack Harry because Harry decided to throw a rock at the villain in an effort to protect Peter.

[jimmymushroom]

Fandral: oh shit that’s my ex

Loki: Fandral, you said that 8 times about 8 different people in the past few days.

Fandral: Don’t slut-shame me Loki

[miela]

Stark!reader and Kord!reader getting kidnapped

Stark: *starts giggling*

Kord: what reason could you possibly be laughing at this for?

Stark: it's giving Wattpad

Kord: *trying not to laugh* nOW WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-

[lunarspiral1127]

*SPOILERS* ALSO INCOMING RANT

MCU? Hey, Marvel? Um......what is with your obsession with Captain Carter? No, seriously, what the hell is your deal with this character? Cause this was ridiculous in season 2. Here? This is getting worse!

So, Peggy had the fighting spirit and will strong enough to reform herself and launch herself to attack the other Watchers to stop them. Not an Asgardian goddess who's also one of the most powerful mutants, not a being who wields great power that can wipe out multiple people when she was JUST AN EGG, not a Watcher, and certainly not a Mohawk woman who's ancestral power comes from the Space stone (from an INFINITY STONE), but a super soldier. If you said, oh but she is a watcher wielding great cosmic power, well I say SO DO THE REST OF THEM BUT ON TOP OF THAT POWER, THEY ALL HAD SPECIAL POWERS IN THE FIRST PLACE WHILE PEGGY IS A SUPER SOLDIER!

Yet, she's the only one who was able to keep going?! To stop that ultimate, existance-erasing, attack?! No one else?! Seriously, to the showrunners of this series, why are you so obsessed with this character? This isn't bad@$$ or awesome, this is just propping up a character at high levels to the point where it's very annoying because we wanna see other characters get this "main character" spotlight shined on them, but it keeps going back to Captain Carter!

Gonna add some extra tags on this one.

[logansgaar]

So I saw this post by @amarriageoftrueminds

Got me thinking that maybe Bucky just has really long hair and a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow because unlike pre-Infinity Wars Steve, he cannot be fucking bothered with the upkeep of hair that grows around four times faster than regular hair. The serum speeds up their metabolisms right? That means their hair also grows faster, since their cells are regenerating so quickly.

Bucky could never be bothered and Steve stopped caring as much about maintaining that old war-time cut and clean shave after the Blip.

As someone who has really fast growing hair and nails but used to want to maintain a short crop like the one Bucky has in TFATWS, it's genuinely just easier to use a few products than exist in a never ending tango with the awkward stages of a fuckass bob. My hair is now down to my ass and it's easier to manage than by crop cut maintaining days.

(I also do just like the idea that Bucky's autistic and likes the sensory stim of long swishy hair and just a bit of stubble, but can't stand facial hair that's just slightly too long.)

[deadman-is-a-moron]

Me after saying Teen wasn’t Billy for 5 episodes:

[mischievous-thunder]

Logan's two moods when it comes to Wade:

Meanwhile Wade's a simple lover:

[katzirrart]

(๑•̀ㅂ•́) و I just want them to be happy and maybe a little swoony.

And I want Mobius to mock that jacket collar.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The best part about not being into the MCU is watching my mutuals who are, have drastically and aggressively different opinions of characters.

I just scrolled past a post about how amazing Tony Stark is and it was followed immediately by one about how he is the scum of the earth.

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

A ridiculous legal battle

No cause Imagine Harry and Peter getting a divorce but it's Harry so he's trying to give Peter half his fortune. The whole divorce case is just Harry insisting that Peter takes his money meanwhile Peter is insisting that he doesn't want it.

Harry: Your honor, it is ridiculous that he is refusing to take any of my money.

Peter: Your honor we signed a prenup and we never agreed that I would ever receive any of his assets.

Harry: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Peter: I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING MONEY, I'M AM NOT A LITTLE CHARITY PROJECT!!!!!!!!

Harry: THIS IS WHY WE ARE DIVORCED!!!!!!!!!

[violentlyscreaming]

Flash// no flash couldn’t decide which I liked more