#meanwhile in the mcu…..

[butchbetty]

spider-verse edits 4/?

Peter begins his new life in New York with an internship at Stark Industries. The only thing that helps take his mind off of everything he’s lost is the first friend he’s made, Gwen Stacy (fc: Anya-Taylor Joy). He fights his feelings for her though, since he is trying to keep his distance while still checking in on MJ. Their encounters start to seem like more than coincidences to her and she becomes determined to find out why, making it even harder for Peter to be around her without telling her everything.

[mischievous-thunder]

Wade when Logan's not around:

Logan while he's with Wade:

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Bucky?

Bucky: No

Tony: I do

Steve: I know Tony

Tony: I'm sad

Steve: I know Tony

[waitineedaname]

I was thinking about the trope of characters gaining weight to indicate healing/character growth, and I realized how well that would fit Shen Qingqiu

Qing Jing Peak's food is apparently bland, and I doubt Shen Jiu was eating for the joy of it. He probably only ate enough to keep himself alive and supplemented it with inedia, so the guy was probably pretty gaunt under all those layers of robes. Then Shen Yuan shows up and in very quick succession gets a fantasy chronic illness and access to The Protagonist's Cooking™️ and gets to live a pretty spoiled life for several years. He probably keeps himself relatively fit to retain the peak lord image, but he definitely gains some weight in the years following his transmigration. His face filling out probably worked wonders when it comes to softening his image compared to Shen Jiu's rather severe presence. Luo Binghe, with his trauma with regards to food insecurity, probably thrived getting to see his Shizun looking well fed and healthy

And then the Immortal Alliance Conference and everything that came after it. As much as he'd like to deny it, he is fucking Depressed™️ after all that. What's the point of eating Qing Jing's bland food when he doesn't have the protagonist's cooking anymore? So he returns to Shen Jiu's pattern of inedia

Can you imagine how Luo Binghe felt seeing how skinny his Shizun became in his absence? And of course, that gaunt version of Shen Qingqiu is the one whose corpse he preserved for five years, stuck in that hungry state. It doesn't escape me that he was always bringing a meal to corpsezun's bedside so on the off chance that he came back, the first thing he could do was eat Binghe's cooking

Basically what I'm saying is if you compare post-canon bingqiu to their PIDW counterparts, the most striking difference on first glance is that Bingge and Shen Jiu are skinny and rangy and miserable, and Bingmei and Shen Yuan are happy and healthy and well fed

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

It is now in my head canon that Peter doesn't tell Harry that he's spiderman because it's Harry. Harry is his bestie and will protect him. He's not afraid that a villain is going to attack harry because Harry knows who Peter is, he's afraid that a villain is going to attack Harry because Harry decided to throw a rock at the villain in an effort to protect Peter.

[miela]

Stark!reader and Kord!reader getting kidnapped

Stark: *starts giggling*

Kord: what reason could you possibly be laughing at this for?

Stark: it's giving Wattpad

Kord: *trying not to laugh* nOW WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-

[lunarspiral1127]

*SPOILERS* ALSO INCOMING RANT

MCU? Hey, Marvel? Um......what is with your obsession with Captain Carter? No, seriously, what the hell is your deal with this character? Cause this was ridiculous in season 2. Here? This is getting worse!

So, Peggy had the fighting spirit and will strong enough to reform herself and launch herself to attack the other Watchers to stop them. Not an Asgardian goddess who's also one of the most powerful mutants, not a being who wields great power that can wipe out multiple people when she was JUST AN EGG, not a Watcher, and certainly not a Mohawk woman who's ancestral power comes from the Space stone (from an INFINITY STONE), but a super soldier. If you said, oh but she is a watcher wielding great cosmic power, well I say SO DO THE REST OF THEM BUT ON TOP OF THAT POWER, THEY ALL HAD SPECIAL POWERS IN THE FIRST PLACE WHILE PEGGY IS A SUPER SOLDIER!

Yet, she's the only one who was able to keep going?! To stop that ultimate, existance-erasing, attack?! No one else?! Seriously, to the showrunners of this series, why are you so obsessed with this character? This isn't bad@$$ or awesome, this is just propping up a character at high levels to the point where it's very annoying because we wanna see other characters get this "main character" spotlight shined on them, but it keeps going back to Captain Carter!

Gonna add some extra tags on this one.

[logansgaar]

So I saw this post by @amarriageoftrueminds

Got me thinking that maybe Bucky just has really long hair and a perpetual 5 o'clock shadow because unlike pre-Infinity Wars Steve, he cannot be fucking bothered with the upkeep of hair that grows around four times faster than regular hair. The serum speeds up their metabolisms right? That means their hair also grows faster, since their cells are regenerating so quickly.

Bucky could never be bothered and Steve stopped caring as much about maintaining that old war-time cut and clean shave after the Blip.

As someone who has really fast growing hair and nails but used to want to maintain a short crop like the one Bucky has in TFATWS, it's genuinely just easier to use a few products than exist in a never ending tango with the awkward stages of a fuckass bob. My hair is now down to my ass and it's easier to manage than by crop cut maintaining days.

(I also do just like the idea that Bucky's autistic and likes the sensory stim of long swishy hair and just a bit of stubble, but can't stand facial hair that's just slightly too long.)

[deadman-is-a-moron]

Me after saying Teen wasn’t Billy for 5 episodes:

[jimmymushroom]

Fandral: oh shit that’s my ex

Loki: Fandral, you said that 8 times about 8 different people in the past few days.

Fandral: Don’t slut-shame me Loki

[katzirrart]

(๑•̀ㅂ•́) و I just want them to be happy and maybe a little swoony.

And I want Mobius to mock that jacket collar.

[mischievous-thunder]

Logan's two moods when it comes to Wade:

Meanwhile Wade's a simple lover:

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The best part about not being into the MCU is watching my mutuals who are, have drastically and aggressively different opinions of characters.

I just scrolled past a post about how amazing Tony Stark is and it was followed immediately by one about how he is the scum of the earth.

[i-like-art-and-spiderman]

A ridiculous legal battle

No cause Imagine Harry and Peter getting a divorce but it's Harry so he's trying to give Peter half his fortune. The whole divorce case is just Harry insisting that Peter takes his money meanwhile Peter is insisting that he doesn't want it.

Harry: Your honor, it is ridiculous that he is refusing to take any of my money.

Peter: Your honor we signed a prenup and we never agreed that I would ever receive any of his assets.

Harry: WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE MY MONEY!!!

Peter: I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING MONEY, I'M AM NOT A LITTLE CHARITY PROJECT!!!!!!!!

Harry: THIS IS WHY WE ARE DIVORCED!!!!!!!!!

[invye]

Someone please send help, I saw an IronStrange post that reminded me of the supreme dynamic Wong and Rhodey would have if they spoke just two words with each other--

And now I'm halfway through planning a Wong/Rhodey crack fic because they get tired of watching Tony and Stephen not getting anywhere with their pining and decide to show them how its done; and the fic is getting less and less crack and more and more genuinely adorable---

[indigosabyss]

whew that episode seven, huh? [EDIT I WROTE THE FIRST PART OF THIS BEFORE WATCHING THE FINALES. NOW THAT WAS INSANE]

Meanwhile, With Tommy And Kamran (Part 3)

Part 1 | Part 2

"Ma'am, there have been some dangerous individuals traced to this town. We wanted to see if any of the locals would know anything about that?" the agent asked, presenting no badges.

Rebecca smiled tightly, not letting go of the door frame. "Well, I can't think of any trouble we've had recently. Eastview is very quiet."

"Just- just keep an eye out. And call the DODC hotline the moment something happens." The agent turned to go.

Rebecca had no intention of doing so, but also she had just let in two strange young men with superpowers into her house that were in trouble with the law. She wanted to have some idea what she was in for.

"For curiosity's sake, what type of trouble?" she asked.

The agent stopped. "Explosions. Glowing things. One identified criminal is a school bomber. Another is suspected to be part of an extremist terrorist group. Trust us when we say these guys are bad news."

She fought to keep her face steady. "Ah. Okay."

Once she had seen the agent off, her immediate next action was to pull out her phone and start googling.

What she found...

The next thing she did was text Jeff.

<<Dont freak out when you get home. the boy isnt billy hes someone else, they just look similar.

>>What?

She didn't respond, already clicking her phone shut and going into the living room to confront the two teens standing awkwardly in there.

"They're gone," she told them, because they were both obviously looking over her shoulders for more movement in the hall.

Both of them sagged with visible relief.

Tommy stretched his arms out, "Well, Mrs. K, thanks for the help, you've got a really lovely home. Now, Kamran and I need to get to Jersey City, so if you don't mind-" he attempted to speed past her, but Rebecca put both her hands across the doorframe, blocking him.

"Damage Control is still crawling all over the street, the whole town, and every exit. You're not getting out any time soon," she informed them gravely.

Seeing the hope drain from their eyes made her soul twist, so she added on: "I'm going to lend you a phone, in case you want to call someone you know and get something sorted out. We have a guest bedroom, and maybe you can stay there until these people are gone. But I have one condition."

She wanted to help. Really, she did. But if this somehow put her family at risk, she wouldn't forgive herself.

They looked at each other, and Kamran nodded. "Alright, what is it?"

"Tell me if this is true," she held up her phone to show the news site she had found.

13 Year Old Bombs Middle School, the three year old headline says, and the image is of the wreckage, along with Tommy's mugshot. Those vacant eyes looked so much like William's back then, she almost cried when she saw it.

They're no longer vacant now, shiny with tears and grief as he admitted, "That's true. Oh my god, I did that."

It wasn't the whole truth. She refused to believe that, seeing how he was reacting to it.

"Do either of you intend to be a danger to yourself or others while in this house?" she asked, drawing herself up to her full height.

"No, ma'am," both of them mumbled in unison, looking fairly terrified.

"Then you can stay," she allowed. Letting the matter rest for now.