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#i was considering not tagging this for the irony#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine#not fandom#not yoi#gifs
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my friend is adorable i was trying to explain what dysphoria was by saying ‘i don’t want a chest’ and she took it as i want to be a floating head and disconnected legs with no torso
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mood: trying to send a nice anon and failing miserably when my brain starts to scream they don’t care and i’m awkwardly annoying them
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happy pride month, tumblr ❤💛💚💙💜 (or: i may have stealth baked a pride cake with the excuse i wanted to practice piping)
#i baked something and it worked!!!#not fandom#not yoi#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine#pride month#pride month 2017
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#I GOT MY HAIR CUT AND SOMEHOW I PASS TEN TIMES BETTER WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT#I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAA#ahem#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine
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honestly the more of black sails i watch the gayer it gets but the title music is still really good even after the 23rd time which is even more surprising
#incoherent rambling#idk anymore#but anyway gay kickass pirates??#cool sign me up#black sails#not yoi#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine
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honestly i'm tired of white people on tv and i'm white
#give me the diversity ffs#give me more stuff like moonlight#a lot of moonlight went over my head so imma have to rewatch it at some point#*sarcasm* oh no what a shame#but yeah#sense8 is getting there#13rw tried but then again 13rw should go drown in a cesspit#GUESS WHAT IT KILLED OFF GAYS WHAT A SURPRISE WHAT A SHOCKER#too many first world problem basic bitch white people on tv and it irritates me#what's even funnier is when i realise how unintentionally racist i am#i see a show like tgd and some ugly part of my brain thinks where are the white people isn't that a bit unfair#then i'm like SIKE THAT'S HOW IT FEELS TO BE NOT WHITE THAT'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY FOR YA#so i'm all for more diverse screens#turn the 'token poc' around so it's the 'token white person' and ppl think they deserve a pat on the head for including them#i'm tired okay i'm gonna stop now#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine
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the problem with being 90% sarcasm and also generally oblivious and having a parent who is also 90% sarcasm and generally oblivious is that any conversation that makes it past two sentences is usually an argument
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it's one in the morning why does my room suddenly smell like golden syrup
#like can you not i'm trying to sleep here#but i can't#(but i can't when you all have#guns for hands yeah)#(kidding)#i can't sleep with this smell tantalising me aargh#i know what it smells like#it smells like golden syrup porridge#which i cannot eat because my stomach hates me#anyways#meaningless brainspew#tag tangent#all the bad ideas are mine
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1am: how about a titanic victuuri au but the ship never sinks and nobody dies and they end up safely on the other side but still fall ridiculously in love, also victor is rose and he has long hair and stands on the bow of the ship with it streaming behind him as the sun begins to set and the silver is set on fire by the colours in the sky and yuuri is just watching him in fucking awe
#or: i should be sleeping but it's too fucking hot#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine#victuuri#yoi#headcanons#also i got sick of people putting yuuri as the girl in every au because seriously? he's the one who seduced victor#you can't base something like this on their heights#i mean either of them being put into an originally female role is kinda uncomfortable#but come on people#look at that eros#i'm too tired to not fuck up and offend somebody i should really stop#yuri on ice#victor nikiforov#yuuri katsuki#yoi headcanons#yuri on ice headcanons#sorry for the amount of tags#i just rally want this one to get noticed by one (1) person#really*#dammit
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can someone rec me some good gay books that are written by mlm instead of tunglr-veteran fangirls please :)
#i'm not kidding please help a guy desperate to escape the slimy tentacles of tunglr fujoshits and fetishisers and fangirls#i am in serious need of gay fiction written by actual lgbtq+ people that understand being gay#not someone writing fanfic but oh wait the names are different#it's so astounding the amount of m/m written by women!!#how!!#why!!#oh and i've already read aristotle and dante dtsotu twice and i treasure and adore it#and more happy than not which was similar in that it felt orange but the ending was such a twist i think it gave me vertigo#and two boys kissing which i didn't really like because i need a constant story and it didn't get very far bc of all the viewpoints#but objectively it was good#aaand that's about it for mlm authors i have read!! what a shocker!!#please help#books#all the bad ideas are mine#meaningless brainspew
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when you read a book with two boys in love you think is written by and supporting a mlm and then you get to the acknowledgements and it turns out to be a cishet tumblr uwu fangirl :/
#GIVE ME BOOKS ABOUT BOYS FALLING IN LOVE WRITTEN BY ACTUAL GUYS#WHERE ARE THE GAY AND BI AND PAN MEN WRITING ABOUT BOYS LOVING BOYS#WHY IS IT SO PREDOMINANTLY WOMEN#AAAAARRRGGHHHH#ahem#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine
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last night i dreamed i had a girlfriend and a talking capybara
#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine#ahhh well i can dream#SIKE#I DID DREAM#it just isn't real
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my life being a dumpster fire is gay culture
#and other things i should probably keep to myself#idk anymore#all the bad ideas are mine#meaningless brainspew
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i really really need a gif of the line from bohemian rapsody that goes ‘no no No No NO NO NO’
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some ray of sunshine: likes literally one post
me: :)
#i have less than 100 followers but i still love them all#even when i only get a single like i feel Validated(tm)#thank you :)#meaningless brainspew#all the bad ideas are mine#text#not fandom#not yoi#((i should probably sleep ngl))
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