#murder me

[gnawing-suspicion]

you ever just catch yourself thinking about Will pretending to be Abel Gideon killing that nurse and have to sit down for 3-4 business days

[huiyi07]

thinking about it now I never needed to see Loki go through all that blah blah character growth, glorious purpose = burden, becoming humble and selfless blah blah like no. They could've just given us twenty episodes of Mobius and Loki traipsing around the TVA like its The Office and I would've been so happy

[asterclaw]

...................so they're listening to girl in red you say, @elizakai (hope udm the tag lmao-) hell, this is so rushed- but it certainly made me enjoy the ship much more what? it was supposed to be angsty? wellllllllllllllll it is 3 am and i have no obligations. Cross belongs to Jakei95 Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale My sanity belongs to no one at this point

[jokerwithcrowbar]

OOC: I MIGHT AS WELL CARVE A SMILE INTO MY FACE!

[gojonanami]

IM SO UNWELL - HIS SMILE

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Apparently having a mental breakdown due to weeks of constant 24 hour overstimulation turns my god complex to a hundred, makes the only thing I can think about be food (and more specifically tofu), lowers my patience for people, and stops any and all uses of my writing skill.

Merry Fucking Mid-January.

[imqueergetmeabeer]

[selinakyl-ee]

ooc; if ive sent you something in your inbox, delete it. im drunk.

@babsggordon DELETE IT PLEASE I WAS UNSURE ABOUT THE ACCOUNT THING AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[eirianerisdar]

You know as someone who prefers more steampunk/neutral designs for jewelry, has a pixie cut, and dresses primarily in boots and long jeans and and dramatic classic styles, why is so difficult to convince salespeople I don't prefer sparkly or overtly feminine jewelry designs?

A word-for-word convo I had today with a silver jewelry salesperson:

Me: I like more neutral designs that aren't sparkly or flowery etc *picks up an industrial-looking matte silver ring*

Her: TRY THIS ONE *shows me a bedazzled bow design*

Me: As I said, I don't like anything too sparkly.

Her: THIS ONE *shows me a ring entirely made of hearts strung together*

Me: ...I don't like hearts, but thank you.

Her: IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HEARTS FROM A DISTANCE

Me, silently: You're being serious. You're actually serious right now. My stud earrings are in the design of daggers for frick's sake

I swear this happens every time I go shopping. I know where I'm from in Asia the overwhelming fashion trend for young women is very classically long-haired pretty dress flowery sparkly jewelry but why is it so difficult to exist apart from that. When I cut my hair short for practical reasons everyone in the department asked if I had a long term boyfriend I just broke up with

[divinebruises]

dante was wrong, there are 10 circles of hell and the 10th is shopping for pants

[angel-of-cruelty]

Desperate for joy

[asterclaw]

so imagine you follow some writing tag and tumblr instead of showing you smthn writing related shows you ad of some adult vids :)

[notanartist143]

the romantic miscommunication trope is for the gays only sorry God told me

[rosefinch07]

Once i hit 3 jaime reyes fics written then my boy is going into the HURTING DOME

Shows dome with the Horrors

I am holding him at knifepoint like "dont you dare make me go feral you know what's waiting for you"

I already have two soft ones in my brainrot series

I have a chatfic on the way at this rate

STOP SPINNING LIKE A BEYBLADE IN MY BRAIN I BEG

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

updating it like this

they/it

[psychojetcocktail]

that awkward quirky moment when you really wanna play a game but your internet sucks