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Yan! Sick Young master x caretaker reader.
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Yandere!Young Master who you were brought in to care for. He was known for being exceedingly difficult; his family never managed to hire someone for more than three months, they all got fed up at some point and left as soon as they received their last pay check.
Yandere!Young Master who has a lot of conditions that leaves him unstable. He is not even able to go outside and he rarely eats. Luckily he has his old-money family who cares about him just enough to hire help instead of letting him slowly rot away in a secluded part of the mansion.
Yandere!Young Master who screamed and threw stuff at you the first few times you met. He said he wanted you to leave him alone, that you could even skip work but receive the paycheck anyway(his family wouldn’t notice if you neglected your duties) if you so wished. All he wanted was to be by his lonesome. He never had anyone in his youth and it would remain that way when he was an adult and until the day he died.
This young master was truly troublesome.
Yandere!Young Master that you decided to care for despite his bad temper and hurtful insults. He called you foul names, compared you to filth and made your job a lot harder than it needed to be. Even physical violence like pulling your hair and throwing(more) objects in your direction was not off the table. There was no one to aid you during the especially difficult days since the already-limited staff the house had avoided both you and the young mater like the plague. Staying clear of him was understandable, he had tormented them as well, and they refused to interact with you in fear of you requesting back-up. When they saw a way out they took it, it was as simple as that.
Still, you felt sad for the young master. He had not had the easiest life and was shunned by everyone around him. It really did seem that money could not truly buy everything one needed; the deprivation of support had created his sour personality. While it seemed nice, you didn’t feel like it was right to leech of money you didn’t earn. You wanted to help the broken young man, maybe he would be able to live a somewhat earnest life.
You weren’t sure if you did it because you had somehow come to care for the ill-mannered man, or if it was to satisfy your own need to feel like a good person. Whatever it was, it drove you to try harder than ever to win the young master’s trust.
Yandere!Young Master who was stumped. He did not understand why you treated him so kindly after all the abuse he put you through(yes, he knew he acted horrible but didn’t find it in himself to care). It didn’t make any sense. Why were you approaching him and asking him personal questions while the rest of the staff avoided his room like a bomb had been planted inside? Whenever you’d ask about his hobbies and tastes he’d simply respond with a snarky, “Why the hell do you care?” But no matter how rude he was to you, you never buzzed off like he’d so desperately wanted in the beginning.
Yandere!Young Master who didn’t want you to leave anymore. Truth be told, you made his days feel a lot more worthy than they should’ve been. You're like a breath of fresh air. No servant he's ever had was in your likeness. It seemed like you genuinely cared for him, which is in big contrast to the others.
Yandere!Young Master who began to treat you more kindly. It was subtle in the beginning; he didn't insult you as much, until it stopped all together; he no longer tried to hurt you during his tantrums; the young master eventually started to compliment you at times wether it be your clothes or how you did your hair that day.
Yandere!Young Master who now regarded you as irreplaceable. You had bursted into his monotone life and brought light with you. He could actually smile for once. With you near he didn't feel like he was constantly rotting and had been encouraged enough to wander outside- something he hadn't even though about doing prior to your encounter. You helped him of course and provided safety and stability. He adored getting to cling to you with every finer of his being. Thanks to you he regained his appetite and was growing stronger every day. The young master wouldn't admit it to anyone but his favourite time of day was now mealtime, it was because you would feed him yourself. He would often stare into your eyes without breaking eye-contact whilst you fed him. There was just something so sensual about it. Just the though had him shiver in delight.
Yandere!Young Master who went absolutely ballistic as he suspected you might have a lover. He had overheard you speak to the only male servant right outside his door when you thought he was asleep. He made you laugh- HIM, the good-for-nothing servant boy who never did his job right! What did you see in him? Well, you saw enough to want a date with him. The young master could not stand for it. His blood boiled, how could you seduce him and become the most important person in his life if you were just going to whore yourself out for mere peasants? Did you think you could simply leave him like nothing had happened? Fuck that made him furious.
Yandere!Young Master who reverted back to his old personality, without you understanding why. Now he was mean and ill-mannered again. Every ounce of respect you had earned through hard work and long months had flown out the window in an instant.
Though it stung to see your hopeless expression when he swore at you, he knew it needed to be done. You had to be taught that you couldn't mess with someone's life and abandon them easily. You belonged to him now and he will keep you even if that's not what you desire.
#yandere oc#male yandere#obsessed#possesive#oc#misstycloud oc#toxic#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere male#yandere oc x reader#Yandere young master#Yandere young master x reader#Yandere x caretaker#Yandere x caretaker reader#yandere x darling#yandere x you#Yandere young master x caretaker reader#sick yandere#mean Yandere#mean young master#Yandere mean young master#Yandere sick young master
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I was just having a bit of fun with incorrect quotes stuff and. well-
Look, do I love Fi? Yes.
Do I think Mask would be a tad salty and sensitive about that specific subject? Also yes.
#linked universe#lu mask#oot link#mm link#loz fi#tloz#tloz fanart#time travel shenanigans#my art#Was just thinking about hyrule warriors again as usual#and how an hypothetical strained relationship would be with these two#fi doesn't say it to be mean just to clarify#it's complicated#I haven't drawn it yet. but I love the HC of Fi calling Mask 'young master'#while she calls the other Links 'master'#and then there would be Sky. The only one she calls by name 'Link' (and master too sometimes. it's a habit)#I just drew this for the sillies. don't look too much into it
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#obey me#lucifer#diavolo#i miss his brat era#also love how he's bitching and diavolo is just there like 🥰 barbatos i need him#barbatos: you mean as an ally young master?#diavolo: that works too
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"Stillborn? No, still born" Danyal au -- VLAD MASTERS THE BITCH HIMSELF
*Points at Vlad* THIS MFER GOT SOME TEEFS TO HIM. !! Okay okay, Vlad Masters in the stillborn au is different compared to most of my other aus in the fact that I am far more heavily leaning into his original ambitions of wanting a family and being desperately lonely. Because you know what wanting a family implies? Wanting to be a parent.
Fucked up father figure that could've been Vlad. Complicated love-hate relationship between the only two halfas in existence.
Danny hates Vlad, but he hates even more that he's genuinely considered his offers of mentorship. Vlad is the only halfa around, and they both have fire cores. Danny has these powers he doesn't understand, can barely comprehend some days, and can't control. But Vlad does. Vlad can. And Vlad wants to help him. He's the only other person who can get close whenever Danny runs too hot. Whenever his igneous hair cracks, splits, and spits back out into magma and his friends can't get close, Vlad can.
His hair is made of magma, which runs so hot that people need specialized suits in order to get near it. He physically cannot get close to the living as a ghost unless he's calm enough for his hair to cool into igneous rock. Which isn't as often as he would like. And sometimes he's too hot for other ghosts to get near unless they have fire cores -- which Vlad has.
There have been many times when Danny's having a meltdown (literally) and gone somewhere to be alone, to let his anger and hurt and loneliness overflow and spill out, that when he's come back to, Vlad's right there with him as an anchor. It's desperately frustrating, it's the only time they can get along. They don't say anything, Danny just turns and clings onto the only person he can touch as a ghost.
Its not fair. Vlad wants to kill his foster dad, and Danny can't let him do that. But he wants to be trained by the man, he wants his help and wants what he can offer. But Vlad can't step away from his revenge long enough to let him. It's just not fair. He thinks for a moment that maybe it could work, and then Vlad does something to remind him that no, it can't.
Vlad Masters sees too much of himself in Daniel Brown -- from the way he holds himself, to the defenses he puts up, his quiet anger that builds and builds and builds until it explodes. That simmers beneath his skin. All the way down to the fact that they have matching cores. This boy is cut from the same cloth as him, and by god does he want to help him. He's always wanted to be a father, and Daniel Brown is too much like him for him to ignore. He genuinely, truly cares about Danny and his wellbeing.
He wants to help him, child just let him help you. Let him kill your foster dad so he can adopt you himself and help with these powers that terrify and intrigue you -- he knows what that's like to have something that you can't control, to have a heat that you can't cool down from. "We're in the same boat you and I, let him help you please."
But his methods are all wrong, and Danny is too much like him -- stubbornness and all -- for him to agree when they oppose each other so greatly. But again, Danny is much like him -- which means that Vlad is equally stubborn, and in every single one of their fights he's parental. He's annoyingly parental. He drops his interest in Maddie to focus his efforts in trying to coax Danny onto his side. It's like trying to get a traumatized cat to trust you, and on some levels it works. It's like he makes some progress, and then moves too quickly and the cat immediately runs off and you have to start back from square one.
TL:DR; Vlad and Danny both want to find family in each other but they're too different to get along and ultimately they are doomed by the narrative to be at constant odds with one another unless one of them is changes, and it doesn't matter who.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#vlad masters#danny fenton#vlad masters the father figure that could've been#its TOXIC your honor#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#danyal al ghul au#parental vlad masters#*points at Vlad and Danny's canon relationship* I CAN MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED#vlad also has magma hair but he's managed to figure out a way to keep it cool enough to stay as igneous rock. which danny wants to figure#out how to do. Vlad's happy to teach him but Danny is just. too angry all the time and his core too young for it to work. He's too angry.#This also means Dani just straight up won't exist in this au or if she does her reason for being needs to change because Vlad making Dani i#a sign that he's given up on trying to convert Danny to his side. which THIS Vlad will not be doing.#if she exists in this au Vlad made her in order to give Danny a blood sibling for him to bond with and hopefully help convince onto his sid#which means Dani probably doesn't betray Vlad because Vlad does genuinely care about her too. Their dynamic is even MORE complicated#tldr: Vlad: LET ME ADOPT YOU | Danny: STOP TRYING TO KILL JACK AND I'LL CONSIDER IT#Vlad: HE ICED ME OUT OF STARTING A FAMILY AND HIS INCOMPETENCE RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF A CHILD. NO. | Danny: THEN FUCK OFF#Starry looks at Vlad's original ambitions and goals (wanting a family + revenge) and extrapolates on that. he was far more interesting#before DP made him standard power hungry and evil imo#Danny calls vlad 'dad' once while concussed and delirious and vlad never forgot it. he rode that high for a MONTH.#FUCKED UP PARENTAL FIGURE VLAD Bruce has competition and doesn't even know it.#hey. mister wayne. bruce. a supervillain is trying to adopt your firstborn. omg he can't hear me. he has the WayneTech Beats in. mISTER WAY
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the journey from “what are you doing hyung” to “hyung you. i dont want to say this but you like him a tiny bit”
#cannot stop thinking about it. yoohyunie the world#i really do keep laughing at shj going young master look somethings wrong with him im kidnapping him and breaking his stuff and hes not#having any fun at all! and hyj going THOSE ARE NOT FUN THINGS. I DONT LIKE YOU AND I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU WHY WOULD THAT MEAN THERES#SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME#and yoohyun immediately going oh no something IS wrong with him#mine#sctir
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yibo, stop being so cute i can’t handle it 😭😭😭
#NO BUT SERIOUSLY IM AT MY LIMIT WITH THIS INTERVIEW IM JUST 🥹🥹🥹#he is so precious my god what a puppy#wang tian tian my dear 🥹🥹🥹🥹#the young master is so cute 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️#wang yibo#accio victuuri edit#accio victuuri gifs#how can you hate this precious bean i mean seriously howwwww#looks like he can kill you (sometimes) but is a cinnamon roll
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silly headcanon where they actually met each other once at planet bureki
#bakuage sentai boonboomger#boonboomger#homura sakito#genba bureki#my art#rkgk#lil sakito's hair is just his canon hair but with smol ponytail bcs he refused to cut his hair#if genba was called young master that means he's some kind of prince right....#brakecircuit#circuitbrake
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clarazz are so strong if i was (vaguely in love with and) slightly possessive of my best friend and the whole world was obsessed with him (like i was) id crash out 😭
#m!ik#ameri chima vine shiida mephisto? whos next henri?#not to mention eiko purson and lied 😭 (who really i mention specifically bc they apparently kin him which is soo funny. also they make up#boku trio together! though if we were making a list list im not sure id add em a tier above any other misfit…)#not all romantic obsession to be perfectly clear^^ but they all wanna stand by irumas side the same 😳#ameri and chima who want to stand by iruma romantically and academically/socially/powerwise…#vine and eiko too but theyre like. gag characters ik we’re a comedy series but everything surronding these two is a bit so im#putting them in the same adjecent group of side characters who are crushing#shiida who wants to be his family#mephisto who wants to be his righthand man/royal advisor/wants to make him king#(again misfits in general but lied and purson i single out bc. boku trio / young king duo / music duo u get it#id group bachiko opera balam and maybe even kalego with these other guys but… mmm#mmm bachiko certainly loves her student and opera/balam/kalego are all protective over iruma in their own ways id argue that when u compare#operas his family. bachiko is his master#kalego and balam are his teachers and his familiar/the first person he told his secret to#theyre all (seemingly) satisfied with their closeness with iruma/comfortable with their relationship as it is. theyre secure#the list above are all sorta Longing for something more#they want to be important to iruma#theyre not satisfied! they want more! and the story specifically centers around this idea for an arc or two or many#which btw i love i think iruma deserves having so many people who want to be close to him and who admire him#omg i forgot kirio HELLO…. hes…a little differently obsessed.#lets group him by himself but near the ameri/chima and eiko/vine section if u know what i mean#(note: its been a while since ive read chapters with shiida in em but from memory i do think she sees iruma as a little brother-#which is such a specific bond to long for; i think she wants to be someone he trusts first#followed by someone who can protect him followed by someone who he can learn from)#demons are selfish; i think its really sweet that theyre all pretty respectful of how iruma chooses to spend his time esp for being demons#cuz guess what! irumas selfish too. a true demon. he wants more and more and thats kinda what its all about#tldr everyone wants to stand next to iruma; clarazz (who stand next to him as his soulmates) have feelings about it lol#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun
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I'm not sure if I told you guys about the time I dreamed that 20ish Jason Todd died yet again and Death was pissed off because "really? Again? Wtf Batman. The universe doesn't keep reviving your son just so you can see how much he lasts!" And "He has a work to do you know?!". Besides, she's fond of the bright young soul.
So, she calls her uncle to help him. And what you know? Her uncle is the God of Death (because yes, my brain is like that sometimes). They sit to talk and come up with a solution.
First, taking advantage of the effects still present of the last time-space crisis and the spirits protecting the soul, they regress the time of this universe to when Jay had just left All Caste, way before he had came back to Gotham.
Then, Death places Red Hood!Jason's memories on the soul of his younger self. Not too harsh to force his soul to crack, but not too light to let them fall. Just deep enough so he finds them when he meditates.
And by last, God of Death tells the spirits where they should guide the boy to. The perfect place for him.
Where is the best place for a soul who craves for home and safety? Of course, that's with someone who has the heart to care and accept a new loved one and the determination to protect them.
That's how Jason Todd, teenage assassin in an existential crisis, ends up waking up in the softest bed he has ever been in some foreign country. At his side there's a redhead teen sitting in a sofa, a book in his hands and other boy— this one with black hair and pajamas— lying on his lap.
The redhead— Cale, as he presents himself— is mysterious but kind hearted guy. He also knows things. So much so that if he weren't as he is, Jason would suspect. As things are, he knows he's just used to collect information. A bit like a bat, but not quite. A bat would plan how to use it against the possible enemy. Cale? Well, he doesn't even bother to hide what he realized about him. He's also ridiculously casual about it.
Who offers an assassin if they want their hidden weapons back? This guy, apparently.
Jason only knows he's not totally unconscious because at one point an old guy entered with tea and pastries for the three and Cale, the little shit, choose that moment to reassure Jason.
"Don't worry. My butler is an assassin too and we don't treat him different for it."
The old geezer almost let got the porcelain teapot to the floor. Though, points for him for recovering so fast.
"Young master? May this Ron know who you would be talking about?"
"Hm? Who do you think? Hans? The only thing he can kill is Rok Soo's humor. It's you, obviously."
"..."
Rok Soo, the sleeping beauty complex guy pretending to be asleep on Cale's lap, was sweating badly. If everyone in the room weren't already aware he was clearly pretending, someone may had thought he was ill.
Later on, he realizes there was a reason Cale had said that at that moment.
He's looking at the butler subtly terrorize the boys to behave, treating the siblings like two particularly mischievous puppies. Then he turns around and uses the same tune to advise him to be careful with his wounds. And that's when he thinks 'Oh. He doesn't see me as a menace'.
Of course he doesn't. His employer just confirmed he's aware of his identity— at least partially— and his own nature. The biggest advantage of an assassin is their secrecy. After their identity is exposed, the only reason they won't attack is if the assassin believes the risk is worthy. Telling the assassin he knows he's an assassin was his way to show Jason's own intentions: none.
Jason didn't intend to end up in that field where these teens find him. He didn't intend to be brought in their vacation house. He definitely didn't plan that the people to found him passed out would be whoever these rich guys were.
But he didn't have anything against all of this either.
Well, maybe the wound. He could make it without the blood loose and the soon-to-be scar to add to his collection.
Either way, at least he had a safe place to stay and think. Just think. Because, the memories he saw— what is he supposed to do now that he has his answer?
His da— Bruce. Bruce didn't care for him as much as Jason does for Bruce. Bruce obviously didn't love him as he thought. And certainly, Bruce was way more willingly to harm him than he believed.
And Jason— well, Jason couldn't waste a second life on a man who didn't put hin even at the same level than the Joker of all people. But maybe his expectatives were too high? He hadn't planned what to do if his life was meaningless to him.
So, Jason needed time. Time to ponder and heal. Those things are better done in a safe place.
That's what Jason has in mind when Cale offers him to stay with them.
#lcfxdc#jason todd#original cale henituse#og cale#og cale henituse#kim rok soo#ron molan#Jason Henituse AU#jason gets adopted eventually#the day jason tells them about his death is the day og cale calls ron#“hey. i have a job for you if you're interested”#“young master cale. this ron is not your butler anymore”#“who said anything about that? i mean your other profession”#choi han alver and everyone in the background: shocked pikachu face#“the joker. do you know about that bastard clown? i need him dead”#next day jason wakes up with gotham on the news and cale looks suspiciously pleased#alver pretends he knows nothing#because that ugly circus slender man sounded like a living nightmare#killing what? he doesn't know#don't you think the air feels fresher today?#choi han helps distracting batman#most suspicious distraction ever#and where was rok soo? you may ask#dumbass got injured and had jason looking over him#the spirits are like shining colorful balls of soft light#or bubbles#jason didn't know they were there until his trainment with all caste#but they tend to follow him and the other two around#rok soo is a henituse too#he was adopted when he was young and the Henituse (deruth/violan+the kids) traveled to korea
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Ace burns eggs regularly, Whit routinely teases him about it and since he actually knows how to cook offers to make him some
Gay panic hits, and Ace just stammers out a frustrated yes and he will be avoiding blonde people like the plague for the next 48 hours or so, lest the homosexual thoughts consume him.
Ace wants to be a boykisser so badly
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#yay Whace!#I love them#i like to imagine Ace can cook like a five-star chef for you…But only if you are in the 5th grade or below#(meaning he has only completely mastered things like pb and j sandwiches and grilled cheese)#so he definitely would get distracted and burn eggs regularly#luckily whit is there to help and doesn’t tease him (too much)#“lest the homosexual thoughts consume him” is now my new favorite phrase haha#but yeah ace would fall for him then swiftly fall into denial and avoidance only to be reminded of Whit everywhere#literally everything has this effect: blonde people hearts the color pink even people saying his name a certain way#he hates it (kinda a tsundere honestly)#drdt#ace markey#whit young#fluffy drdt headcanons#whace#mod ace
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Wu's actually hot as fuck and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
#and I don't just mean young adult Wu either I mean grown ass long white beard Master Wu#ninjago#wu#master wu
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ok just a few days ago i found out that both master shake and roger are voiced by the same guy in the german dubs I WAS NOT FUCKING OKAY AND AM WAS GOING INSANE
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these old tweets i made NOW FUCKING MEAN SMTH
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and another fun fact is that both athf and american dad already have orange german characters in the original english version
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#for THE longest time-#((and i mean the last few months after getting into american dad))-#i always thought master shake and roger would be friends or get along#cuz I mean they are kinda similar in certain ways yknow??#like theyre both narcissistic and stuff#one of my moots on insta drew crossover art of ad/athf and someone commented that roger and shake would be friends-#and i couldnt agree more#((i also say that in one of my tweets shown here lol))#this guy also dubbed gazpacho from chowder which is another dana voice-#and has done voice dubbing on young sheldon the amazing world of gumball and friends#bro has been around the block lol#cant remember what his name is but if ya look up the german dub for these shows youll find him#american dad#roger smith#klaus heisler#aqua teen hunger force#master shake#oglethorpe#german dub#cartoon dubbing#german#dub#dubbing#long post
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My Journey To You (2023) | Episode 2
#my journey to you#云之羽#zhang linghe#esther yu#gong ziyu#yun weishan#cdrama#cdramaedit#cdramasource#asiandramasource#mjtyedit#it WAS funny and i laughed for an embarrassingly long time#he looks genuinely distraught at the possibility that she doesn't find him amusing#what an idiot#i love them#for context gongzi is an honorific that means young master#‘don’t call me young master yu (yu-gongzi) call me gongzi yu’#what a dumb pun i love it so much#*gifs:mine
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Master Miller time
#my art#metal gear#metal gear solid#master miller#kazuhira miller#i honestly just wanted to draw the 'oh this? its laced w drugs' image bc its so fucking funny#but it became this bc <3 its master miller wesnesday. master milfer even if you will#i think the og joke i made 2 my boyfriend which is what inspired this was#master miller taking a drag from a ciggarette and young davesnake coming over like hey can i bum a cig off you#and shes like oh this? this is laced w estrogen you dont want this.#. and hes like really??? and she stares at him.#says no dave dont be fucking stupid it was a joke. and you can buy your own cigarettes fuck off#and then she ruffles his hair and sends him on his way cuz hes a good lad shes just not sharing her smokes w anyone#ANYWAY. iuf you want my now developing trans headcanons abt her i dont think she goes on hrt or medically transitions#shes out here and shes trans and shes smoking six packs a day and i love her <3#IDK JUST! older trans people who dont realise stuff abt themselves till later in life mean a lot to meeeeee so i like headcanoning her#like this. HOOAH wow i rambled a lot on this doodle. hello hi enjoy my miller doodles
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The Hawthorne twins suffered more than Jesus
#mel's musings#dahlia hawthorne#iris hawthorne#local woman going feral over sister iris ace attorney for the 261478th time. more at 11#aa#thinking about. how at one point they were the daughters of the fey clan's MAIN FAMILY#meaning one of them was in line to become master at some point#(i waffle on which one it was bc there's no clear answer in canon but if anyone else has thoughts do feel free to share)#imagine being in that position. and then discovering you have no spiritual powers#and everyone (including your own mother) starts treating you like shit for it. and you're too young to really understand why#and then your mom gets shown up by her younger sister which only makes things WORSE for all of you#and then said younger sister makes a mistake and disappears with no explanation#and your dad takes you away from everything you've ever known. and your mom is so broken and angry that she doesn't even fight it#nor make any effort to reunite with either of you again. and at this point. in a world that hates you and has cast you aside time and again#all you have is each other. no fucking wonder they went off the rails after that#they are both so desperate for love and agency over their own lives that they'll do ANYTHING to get there#and the collateral damage is an afterthought. GODDDD they make me so unwell i love them so so much
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everything sucks but at least i got to eviscerate a pretentious writer’s shitty text in our editing class
#its just. so bad. so bad. and that itself is not a sin at all#but what IS a sin is that it acted like it was good and meaningful and super complex#no. it was just a dumb senseless story with mediocre writing#im so mean and evil#to clarify: this guy is over 40 getting his second masters. its not like a stifled a young flame of creativity. he will survive#arnold’s diary
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