#meal not snake

[daitaifuteki]

my akito portray yourself design strikes again

[gallusrostromegalus]

AEIWAM: WHY does Aizen eat mayo on white bread?!!

There's a lot of things wrong with that guy.

[lemon-wedges]

Breakfast 🍳 

[fimbry]

Had Ace out for a cleaning today. ♥

Leiopython albertisii

[oozeandgoo-art]

heard it's open season on yachts down here

[gingiekittycat]

Okay, does anyone else headcanon that Crowley doesn't eat because everything tastes like dust to him?

"The LORD God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, cursed are you above all livestock and above all beasts of the field; on your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life." Genesis 3:14

Crowley's lack of eating has always been so fascinating to me and this has always been my explanation...

If you have links to other headcanons/meta on this please share, I would love to read! I haven't seen too many of them.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

zookeeper emotions today lmao, everyone has had their feedings just now

lassy (sourdough starter) and peppercorn (corn snake) have had their weekly feedings of flour and mouse respectively, and I also took the opportunity to give the belinda, astrid and sookie (foster rats) their usual supplemental snackie treat (bit of fresh bok choy leaf for each lil lady)

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTEST WIDDLE SNAKEY WAKEY.

I can't believe my son is 18!! I estimated a birth date for him to be about a month before I got him in fall of 2006, since he was such a widdle month-old baby sneky. I always try to get a good birthday pic of him - especially after he eats and gets the good yawns in.

Pretty soon, he'll be off to snake college, for snakes. Dunno how we're gonna afford those ssssnudent loans.

Image description below the cut:

First photo is an albino corn snake (species name: Pantherophis guttatus) peeking out from behind a fake flower on a rocky hide (a house inside the tank where reptiles can feel secure and hidden). The snake is flicking his tongue out. Only his head is visible in the photo. Caption on the photo reads: Demo's 18th birthday. August 9, 2024.

Next photo is the same snake, but in a clear, close-up, detail photo. Each scale is clearly defined. He has red eyes and pink cheeks, and pale white patterns on an off-white body. The scales on his head are shaped to follow the different planes of his face. The scales on his neck (and body, not shown) are uniform and scallop-shaped.

The next three photos are sequential. The same snake appears with his mouth barely open. Then, his mouth is wide open in a yawn. His cheeks look so smooshy. His head is shaped the way a snap hairclip opens, curved upwards, and it's funny and cute. His mouth has ridges inside, but no teeth or fangs are visible (because his teeth are too tiny to be photographed politely, and he does not have any fangs). The last photo in the sequence has the snake with his mouth still open, but the top of his head is a normal shape again as he begins to end the yawn.

[cinclidaefang]

Hello everyone, may I draw your attention to my recently acquired boy? My little guy?

His name is Kuroha and he is a one month old mexican black kingsnake :}}

[hinamie]

Megumi is brought to beautiful rooms like this to suffer

may or may not be obsessed with @lyrebirdswrites' fic slaughterhouse it's been living in my head absolutely rent-free and I wanted to pay it homage <3

[scoriarose]

She heard me doing things so she came up to the side of her baby bin and blelelelele'd at me until I noticed her. She greets me every morning where we spend the first hour of every day together, her just resting in my hand and me holding her, often gently petting her head and tiny scales. If there is a heaven, that first hour we spend together is it.

She is getting a larger enclosure for her birthday in a month and a half. :D Hopefully I can get it done in time, as I haven't sculpted a custom enclosure before and will be trying some new artistic critiques. I do have experience sculpting though. My biggest worry is the paints and sealing them properly! Art I can do- but food safe art that will be in a moist bioactive enclosure is new for me.

[seaglasscat]

pots literature: to help comorbid GI symptoms, the patient should graze --eat 6-8 small meals per day-- and aim for high protein while limiting carbs

me: SNAKE MEAL . ONLY CARB. ONCE DAILY.

[memendoemori]

Me: see, isn't it nice that if you eat slow and do little portions you don't yartz all of your food five seconds after you're done? My cat, watching me shake her kibbles into the puzzle feeder where she uses her tongue to swallow 15 kibbles at a time like an anteater savaging an anthill: MÖTHER I AM BUT A STARVING W A I F

[oceanview15]

Coriolanus: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Coriolanus: What an idiot.

Coriolanus: *realizes it's Sejanus*

Coriolanus: Wait, that's MY idiot!

[the-moon-pal]

Thinking of Snake Actor Mark surprisingly and now I'm thinking of running with an idea HDHDH

[a-noodle-named-daemon]

Things have been so hectic, on Saturday we moved to our new place (I’ve been living on my own in a studio apartment, now moved in with my dad and his wife into a new house)

Set up Daemon’s terrarium and he finally decided he’d come out of his hide and check things out 💛 He’s been exploring and taking in all the new smells