#me; it's me

[estelanel]

modern fantasy tempest domain cleric:

a grumpy Northerner who moved to the South, and they are Fine with living there, they are. but also they spend their summers mostly lying flat on their back with wet towels wrapped around their feet, and they will murder you with their look if you go like, ah finally some sun, and they will physically motion at the sky for the clouds to form quicker whenever the wind picks up the subtlest, tiniest bit, and at some point the metaphorical storm cloud over their head just decided to manifest in the physical world.

their holy symbol is a neon green electric hand fan. they don't worship a deity so much as they worship the concept of The Heat Finally Fucking Breaking.

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[knifefightscene]

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[bookslutskye]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[vampiredulac]