#me with resi

[nightking64]

Haha.... yeah

who can relate

[zekuto]

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

middle aged men in love

[elliotruinsresidentevil]

The alpha male is here. Dont join his squad, ull die so he can have more trauma

[twilightkitkat]

Time travel GO!

OK let's go.

Like you said, it's a really interesting theory that Worst Wolverine is from the Origins Universe. It matches up with his story considering he seemed confused by Wade's existence, meaning that Deadpool likely wasn't an active vigilante in his universe. This would be plausible if Wade had been essentially "killed" (stripped of his free will) during the Weapon X program. Also, Logan in Origins was a little different than how he acted in the OG X-men films and his personality aligns a bit more with Worst Wolverine. Origin's plotline would account for him being extra cagey and distrustful of the world and the X-men, because his own brother and teammates turned against him in the past.

Logan always struggled with memory problems. Except in his world since he never joined the X-men, he never really fully "remembered" his past. He eventually discovered what Stryker did to him, but not the extent of his involvement in the Weapon X program. It bothered him, but eventually, he tried to move on.

Except he and Wade are up against a villain from another universe. With TVA's ability to time and dimension travel. Right as they're about to finish him off, he hits an emergency button on a device he has and sends them back in time.

Except he latched onto the point where Logan's memory was the weakest and sent him there in hopes that he'd fuck up the timeline enough to never come to Wade's Universe. So that he wouldn't fight them.

So Wade and Logan get sent back in time. Except that Wade remembers and Logan... doesn't. His memories were already spotty at best and were sealed behind a barrier.

The Origins Weapon X program was a little different from the one Wade remembered, but it was so nauseatingly familiar. When he sees Logan with his brother Victor, he damn near starts ugly sobbing. Except for the fact that Logan is ignoring him. He isn't looking at him or talking to him and he's acting like he doesn't remember anything.

It's only when he raises an unamused eyebrow and asks, "The fuck do you need, Wilson?" that Wade realizes how deep in shit he is. Time travel is hard enough, but without Logan's cooperation? In a time before Wade even had his fucking mutant abilities? No thanks...

Wade tries to get closer to Logan. To prod him to remember. Occasionally, Logan looks a little moved by his words, only to get a piercing headache and forget about it. He thinks Wade's schizophrenic and delusional and Wade can't do shit to change it.

So he switches gears. The best thing he could do right now is try to get buddy-buddy with past Wolvie, right? He starts following him on missions, separating him from Victor, and talking Logan's ear off. Logan is annoyed but it's also nice to be around someone who has a shred of empathy for civilians. Who isn't a bloodthirsty psychopath. So he reluctantly lets him in.

So they become close friends. Wade obviously feels more than that, but what can he do? This was a time when being gay was like a death sentence, and Logan was almost 200 years old. He'd had it ingrained into his head and it took years in modern society to undo that shit.

Logan starts feeling a little hot and bothered around Wade, but doesn't know why. The guy pisses him off but this isn't just that? He kind of wants to yank him closer and just... hold him there. But that can't be right. Firstly, Wade is a man. Secondly, Logan isn't Like That. He's a killing machine, an animal. He doesn't deserve nice things.

But Logan starts to have second thoughts. He starts to doubt what he's doing is right. And this time, with someone other than Victor around, he can share his frustrations. Occasionally he gets drunk enough let himself be vulnerable around Wade (only Wade). He tells him how he hates killing, how he just wants to live a peaceful life, how he can't keep doing this anymore. Wade listens to him and comforts him. Tells him he knows. (Holds him quietly when Logan finally lets himself cry. Logan might not say anything the next day, but he stays so close to Wade that their shoulders are brushing and that's all Wade needs to know he appreciates it.)

And so this continues until Logan decides to quit the Weapon X project. And Wade doesn't exactly know what overcame him in that moment, but he followed Logan. He knows he should let the plot run its course but he couldn't. Not when Logan was disappearing from sight and all Wade could remember was a much older Logan from the future about to walk away until he called out for him.

Logan turns around, angry and cautious and fucking terrified because he's leaving behind the only life he'd ever known. And there was Wade, who'd been there for him through all this shit, grinning awkwardly and holding out his dog tags.

"Twinsies?" Wade chuckles as he places them into Logan's hand. Logan can't decide whether to strangle or hug him, so he settles on a combination.

He punches Wade in the shoulder and mutters, "Asshole," and then wraps him in the most bone-crushingly tight hug he can manage. He clings to Wade like a lifeline, like he can't believe he's real, and it's only then that Wade notices he's shaking.

And... oh.

The realization hits him that it wasn't easy for Logan at all. To leave behind his brother who he'd been with his whole life, the only person who couldn't die like him and understood his instincts. To see Victor become someone unrecognizable, tainted by greed and bloodlust. To leave behind the only semblance of familiarity he knew because the guilt was eating him alive.

Wade can't just abandon him. Can't leave him alone to suffer and become the hardened shell of a man he should have become. He isn't thinking about the future ramifications when he takes Logan by the shoulders, grins, and says he knows a way out. Later that night, he manages to borrow a boat from a coastal settlement in exchange for a warning about Stryker. Logan looks dazed next to him as he easily manages to secure an escape route.

(How long would it have taken him before? When he didn't have a translator? How much did he suffer originally?)

And so they run away together. To Canada, where Wade knew Logan would choose to settle. And Wade meets the woman who would have been Logan's wife, in the original timeline. She's sweet and cute and reminds him of Vanessa in a way that makes him viciously homesick. He can see why Logan liked her.

But they don't end up together. Logan is oddly on guard around her, frowning as she chats happily with Wade. Wade might be a little wary because he knows she's a spy, but Logan should have no reason to be so cagey. When she turns to Logan to flirt, he shuts her down immediately and harshly. He storms off and drags Wade with him. (If Wade didn't know better, it almost looked like he was jealous.)

Later that night, Wade brings her up again. Says that she's pretty and seems interested in Logan. It pains him a little, but it's how the timeline is supposed to go. Logan sneers in response before schooling his face into an expression of indifference and asks him what he thinks of her.

Wade... doesn't know what came over him, suddenly, but he feels a sudden urge to be honest. Maybe it's homesickness or just being sick of bottling up his emotions, but he tells Logan that she reminds him of Vanessa.

Logan's eyes are piercing when he asks who she is. Wade says that she was someone he loved, once. That he thought he'd be together with her forever. That he planned to get married and start a family with her. It tumbles out suddenly, like it was stuck in his throat and he had to throw it up or it'd choke him.

Logan tenses beside him. He stares at his hands blankly, and asks quietly, "Do you miss her?"

Wade hears it for the question it is: "Do you regret being with me?"

So Wade drops against Logan's shoulder and grabs his hand and answers honestly, "I loved her, once. But I'm here now. This is my life." The you're my life goes unspoken.

But Logan hears it anyway, and suddenly he's surging to meet Wade's lips, desperately and hungrily. He's pushing him down and looking at him frantically like he can't quite understand his own feelings but he can't stop them either. And then Wade reaches up, cradles his cheek, and kisses him back. Logan melts into him and clings to Wade so tightly he leaves bruises.

Things are different, after that. Wade and Logan unofficially become a couple, away from the public eye. They live a simple but happy life. Logan and Wade both work at the construction company, with Logan as the lumberjack and Wade as one of the builders. It's not the best money he's made, but it'll do.

Except for the fact that Wade is aware their time together has a limit. And he's even more aware that if he goes down the same road as he did originally, he'll die. Narratively speaking, he replaced Logan's wife as the "leverage to use against him." He knew that meant that Victor would come for his ass first. And Wade unfortunately doesn't have his healing factor yet, which makes him even more vulnerable. He may be stronger and more skilled than Kayla Silverfox, but he can't win against an infinite regen hack.

So he starts planning. He gets in touch with some of the black market channels he knew existed at the time. He gets into some shady mercenary work, just like his past life. It's a lot easier when he knows the ropes. He saves up money and hoards it under the floorboards, alongside a special gun he'd managed to get. One with adamantium bullets.

Here's the thing: Wade loves Logan. He does. He had no intention of "fooling" him with their time together. But here's another thing: Wade isn't stupid. He can't live in the delusion that he'll somehow be safe just because he isn't Kayla. He knows how the story goes. And he knows that if he tries to explain to Logan, he'll forget it immediately. He can't work to create a plan with Logan when the universe seems dead set on keeping him in the dark.

But Wade has hope. Maybe he'll be able to escape with Logan, as soon as Victor's time to shine comes close. And soon it does. He's been keeping tabs on his ex-teammates religiously, so when he hears about the first death he knows what to do.

He brings it up to Logan, prepared to flee with him, to fight together to break apart Stryker's plans, and Logan... looks at him blankly. Like he doesn't understand. So Wade tries again, more frantically, and Logan's brain refuses to let him register it. He asks why he's upset, what Wade wants for dinner, and Wade...

Wade collapses to the ground, shaking. The universe wouldn't fucking let him. It was like an immune system fighting against the intruder in the timeline to cut off the infection. It'd let him stay by Logan's side, for now, and change little things... but it refused to let him change the key events. The anchor points tying the universe together.

Wade goes through the motions numbly, after that. Logan can clearly see something's wrong, and tries cornering him a few times, but Wade brushes it off. He can't deal with that again.

Logan's mind is clearly being fucked with. His memories were sealed from the beginning, and his mind seemed to reject any notion of familiarity. Maybe it was the villain's fault, instead of the universe's. In which case, what could be his end goal? This would just cause things to turn out like they did originally, which would be bad for him. (Unless he had a moment he'd step in. A single moment to intercept. Like them meeting in the bar.)

Then, on the night before Victor arrives, Wade puts his plan into action. He grabs the gun and the money stuffs it into his backpack before he leaves for work. He kisses Logan goodbye at their parting point and walks off with a grim look on his face.

The air has a chill to it that can't just be explained away by the cold. The forest seems distorted. Wade can just feel that it's getting close. He hides the bag in a place only he would know to check that wouldn't be suspicious if Logan caught his scent.

Then he "leisurely" strolls out into the woods, whistling with his hands in his pockets without a care in the world. (He's very tense, actually.)

It's then that Victor pounces. Pinning him to the ground, grinning viciously. "Wilson," he punctuates with his claws pushing closer to his throat, "what a pleasure to know that my brother keeps you as company."

But just as Wade predicted, he doesn't kill him. He cuts him, letting enough of his blood spill to be assumed dead, and then hauls him over his shoulder when he's assured Wade can't move. Fucking figures, they needed an experimental subject anyway.

He wakes up later, in a daze, to being chained down on a table in the lab. Wow, so original. Never been done before. He'd wondered how exactly his role as "Logan's wife" and "Deadpool" would meet, but this was roughly what he'd expected. His genes were the next best thing to Logan's, a way to test out the product with room for failure before the next big thing.

(He wondered how Logan felt when he assumed him dead. Did he storm up to Victor, like last time? Was he more or less mad? Did he cry? Victor wasn't here, had that happened yet or not?)

Wade was no stranger to the fucked-up-experimental-torture routine, so when Stryker entered, he didn't act surprised at all.

"Damn, that's crazy," he said blankly. "So you were secretly running a mutant weapon experimentation program this whole time? Weapon X was so cleverly named after the X gene? What a plot twist."

Stryker looks... shocked at his nonchalance. He gets pissed, too, but it's the anxiety as he asks how the fuck Wade figured that out that clues him in. So people other than Logan can still hear him loud and clear... interesting. He can still influence the world.

He riles Stryker up a bit more, pushes all the right buttons (imagines him as Francis, speaking in the exact same way) and he gets what he wants. Stryker snarls at him, tells him he'll show him how to behave, and decides to torture him.

Now's his chance. "Hate to inform you but I already got a free trial of the kitty cat claws. The only way you'd manage to shut me up would be to strangle me," Wade snorts.

And bingo. Stryker mutters that he'll suffocate him just enough to be painful, putting on gloves and eyeing him with a sadistic viciousness only rivaled in Francis himself.

Wade ignores the instinctive panic at the thought of suffocation and focuses on the bright side. Under the same circumstances, he should trigger his mutation early, right?

[onismdaydream]

thinking about re4r leon kennedy in the casual outfit......

he has you between his legs, your back to his chest as he pulls you even closer, his arm keeping you exactly where he wants you. a hand cupping your dripping pussy with his fingers slowly dragging up and down but never quite breaching.

needless to say, you're an absolute mess. tears running down your cheeks and fingers clawing at his forearms, desperate for him to do anything as you whine and squirm in his grasp. can't even string along a coherent sentence, brain reduced to gooey mush.

but it's okay, because leon's two middle fingers — much longer and thicker than your own, rougher, too — thrust into your cunt and you practically scream at the suddenness. you were being edged and teased for so long, it feels so overwhelmingly good to finally be touched the way you've been craving.

and leon's there, cooing in your ear and gently shushing you as your walls spasm and clench around him. making you promise that you'll do the same thing to his cock later.

[eggnogtoast]

javi doodles

[barksbog]

it´s honestly so hard for me to even finish 15-30h games let alone 100h+ games because i get maybe 2-3h a night to game and the pacing of most games makes that feel extremely frustrating.

at this point i´m begging for more 1-6h games

[bipedalcapybara]

Hey Guys I Will Protect This White Girl With My Life

[resident-idiot-simp]

Deadpool who gets overstimulated because of loud noises thanks to the ADHD

Is it projection time? I think it's projection time.

Wade who despite how much he hates it gets overstimulated because of loud noises sometimes. It's stupid he is a killing machine but it gets a touch too loud in a bar and suddenly he's shaking and can't breathe right. He doesn't hate himself for it he knows he can't help it but it's just something he wishes he could control.

Despite those wishes he can't so he just has to suffer with it. Usually he knows when it's about to happen and he can remove himself from the situation, but not always.

Weasel knew and would let him sit in one of the back rooms of the bar if it got particularly bad while he was there. It was appreciated but it still didn't stop it from happening sometimes.

He would have to leave and sequester himself for however long it took to get his breathing back under control and for him to stop shaking. Al knew and it was one of the few things she didn't give him shit about and he appreciated it.

He didn't know how to stop it or how to make it better he thought and figured he just had to wait it out. How else do you fix it? He didn't know. Vanessa too had known about it and helped him a lot she cared she really did and he would always love her for that.

Logan coming into his life was amazing and Wade couldn't help but get immediately attached. He hadn't had another, what would it called an episode? (Again he didn't know he wasn't a doctor.) Since Logan had started living with him.

It was too late by the time he admitted defeat and he was already shaking. Weasel looked at him and realized gesturing to the back room but he shook his head he needed out of there completely.

He slapped down a few hundred dollars and made a quick exit Logan following confused. As the door slammed shut he flinched. Logan immediately started asking what was wrong but all he did was shake his head. He didn't feel like explaining he just wanted quiet.

He found a near enough alleyway that was not the worst thing he's ever seen in his life and sequestered himself at the back of it. Logan at his side.

He started trying to get his breathing under control as he sat down against the wall trying to convince his brain to just calm down. Logan looked spooked and Wade couldn't blame him. This was severely out of character for him.

"Are you okay?" Logan asked and Wade croaked out, "Will be.”

Thankfully Logan took the hint and didn't try to push it further just sat down next to him and hesitantly put a hand on his shoulder. Wade immediately leaned into it seeking anything that would ground him.

Logan started talking about something random that has happened to him a few days ago. Wade could feel himself starting to relax and stated to lean further into Logan

Before Wade knew it Logan had an arm wrapped around him as Wade buried himself in Logan's side as he continued to tell stories. He'd never calmed down quicker.

Later Wade would explain what happened. Later Logan would gift him noise cancelling headphones and Wade would not cry thank you very much. Later Logan would check up on him more often, later Logan would learn to realize it was happening before even Wade did.

But that was later. Now, Wade found a place that was quiet and calm.

[welcome-leon]

I'm sorry, Captain. Song: Amen - Amber Run

- [do not reupload/repost]

[residentthot]

✨ Chris Redfield Breeding Thoughts ✨

Chris would be neurotic about breeding you. As soon as you were engaged he would be tracking your menstrual cycle and making it a point to fuck every day that you’re ovulating. He’d put you in the mating press and stuff you full of his cum. He’d tell you with every single thrust that he’s putting a baby in you. This man would go so deep in you that you’d have to yell at him to quit bumping your cervix.

He’d make you stay still and keep holding your legs up for at least 10 minutes after he came in you. God forbid any would spill out or he would stuff it back in with his fingers as deep as he could get it in you. He’d whisper reassurances in your ear after it’s all over about how good of a mommy you’re gonna be.

[overlordneptune]

HAPPY NARUMITSU DAY EVERYONE!! I’d like to thank narumitsu for getting me into Ace Attorney in the first place. *wipes tear* I love them so much I can’t even begin to explain the emotions they make me feel I’m SO NOT NORMAL about them omg…

Aaaanyways, for the special occasion I unfortunately have not been able to complete something full because I’ve just been feeling kinda burnt out and I’ve been stressed and busy and just generally eugh. I however have brought you a silly little sketch?? Wip that I may or may not finish at a later date, enjoy!

Close ups and stuff under the cut :>

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

freedom

[pyrateko]

This one goes out to all the sad and miserable Serennedy bitches. (It's me. Im the sad and miserable Serennedy bitches)

[non4ry]

I love you deeply troubled teen girl character in a horror game