#me being petty

[urlocalspotifyenthusiast]

guy in the dorm next to me keeps BLASTING drake at full volume all hours of the day so im blasting inbred by ethel cain until he shuts up.

[moss-selfship]

Ships something unproblematic in a problematic way out of spite

[grgrbr]

i really hope george or wilbur wont recreate the cute date vs food with anybody else. because 1 it will never be as iconic. you just can’t outdo the doer 2 why set themselves up for failure.. do they really not have any other bits to do? so they copy it? anyway point stands. they better NOT steal this or im suing idk .

[tiyoin]

i just LOVE being a blueprint

[rivahisu107]

I find it so funny that people will dig up 2-3 year old tumblr posts from when the manga was still ongoing, complain about it on Twitter, and then blame a group of shippers- maybe less than 50 in total- for “ruining the fandom” and causing people to leave. 

They call us pathetic for a fan theory? Should I ask what they think of themselves for doing something so asinine? 

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[femme-penelope]

My 'friend' has been tryna convert me

This Monday I might wear my arrowhead necklace and wave it at him and go "Evil be upon ye! Beelzebub curse ye!" I know he'll say "That doesn't work cus uh I repent to Jesus Christ" but anything to make his life more tedious for constantly sticking his nose in my religious business

[wizardwith-a-retailjob]

Fuck you YouTube, you are part of a multi billion dollar company, you do not need an extra dollar from me.

[finedinereception]

“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her

[bixels]

tarpit site.

[sapphic-luminosity]



why make a natural hair color/eye color poll and then only have blue, green, and brown eyes and blond, red, and dark hair options and no "other" lol

like natural blond hair and red hair are very rare compared to brown and black hair globally but black and brown hair get shoved together in one category and there are significantly more hazel and amber eyes in the world than green (grey is also more common than green for that matter)

[triaelf9]

"how do you enjoy *insert fandom here* I hear they're the worst"

Find the ppl who enjoy the thing you like the way you do. Ignore, mute or block the ppl who don't.

Ta-Da~

[pucksandpower]

Formula 1 is at its most enjoyable when every race is a soap opera.

[iced-coffee-jesus]

So Eddie is not going to suck up to Gerrard, he IS going to lean into his Mexican heritage, and Buck and Eddie are going to be supporting each other through their current struggles? Who would have said otherwise???

[leiandroid]

hc that neji's first impression of ino was set in stone and ino never recovered from the bruise to her ego and so they openly dislike each other

[zigfield-station]

I hc mephone4 is very insecure about his higher emotional drive compared to mepad. The fact that the one he saved ends up taking care of him daily is an ego hit, and causes old wounds to open up.