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ccuniculusmolestus · 4 months ago
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Bunnys a better person than me because if I knew two people were incesting I woulda told EVERYONE they knew their aunt their uncle their grandma and their grandpa and also A TRUSTED ADULT, because
A) i love gossip
B) ITS INCEST?????????????????????????????
C) if I got excluded from a group bonding session where we killed a man i would NOT let ANYONE off the hook
D) INCEST??????????
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mostmagical · 2 months ago
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wanted to lower the frequency of my queue but I’m too happy with how it always publishes on the hour so I adjusted the time frame and basically. no one will notice I changed the frequency of my queue
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pessimusomiumpoeta · 9 months ago
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Official Baudelaire post
wish we had more internal organ emojis
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lrndvs · 3 months ago
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compliments from girls go hard
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bitchfitch · 16 days ago
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
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macdenlover · 6 months ago
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
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orpheuslament · 1 month ago
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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever
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bookwyrminspiration · 4 months ago
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I can behave normally around books
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kenapiece-main · 3 months ago
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
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paintedcrows · 14 days ago
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Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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tearosepedall · 2 months ago
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EDIT : THIS IS A MEME DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (and seriously just don’t be Rude????? Like wtf lol)
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varilien · 3 months ago
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am i blanchin?
girl we blanchin!!
HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!
Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources
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blueskittlesart · 2 months ago
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read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone
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bethfuller · 5 months ago
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limited perception.
find me on instagram!
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muffinlance · 7 months ago
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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