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ccuniculusmolestus · 4 months ago

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Bunnys a better person than me because if I knew two people were incesting I woulda told EVERYONE they knew their aunt their uncle their grandma and their grandpa and also A TRUSTED ADULT, because

A) i love gossip

B) ITS INCEST?????????????????????????????

C) if I got excluded from a group bonding session where we killed a man i would NOT let ANYONE off the hook

D) INCEST??????????

#incest is winceeeest 🤩#its funny bcs i was never in the supermatueal fandom but i kmow aboht inces winctst #i love gossip so much i woulda been physically unable to shut my mouf #i would be telling everybody #i camt keep secrets for the life of #me anyway #mind u bunny only ever told one person henry #so he rly is better than me #the secret history #bunny corcoran #tsh #henry winter #tsh donna tartt #winterbunny #camilla macaulay #richard papen #charles macaulay #francis abernathy

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inumbrapugnabimus-maybe · 3 months ago

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Four’s colors: standing there awkwardly

Legend: having a flashback to that one time he killed four colorful and identical dark links in the literal Palace of the Four Sword

Thanks for the request anon!

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sergle · 1 year ago

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You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

#reblogs would of course be appreciated #kittens #cats #sergle.txt #WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT #please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people.#I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along #and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time #Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem #because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around #source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.

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mikkeneko · 7 months ago

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....now considering whether I want to write a 'Find the shapeshifters' fic for SVSSS too

#the key thing would be deciding who all is in the party when the doubles happen #luo binghe #liu qingge #shen qingqiu #and yue qingyuan #seem like the most obvious candidates #so far the only 'telling traits' I can think of would be #1) Shen Qingqiu's 'Luo Binghe' is impossibly suave and hits on any female figures within a radius #which leads everybody else to say 'Yeah that's fake' because they all know LBH only has eyes for SQQ #and 2) I think Yue Qingyuan's 'Shen Qingqiu' is kind of ragged and underfed #even now #he can't stop seeing him that way. a little bit.#oh 3) luo binghe's 'Liu Qingge' would just be OFFENSIVE. probably his 'YQY' too.#4) if Shang Qinghua is in the group that's going to make things difficult #because shang qinghua's doubles are almost all perfect #except for Shang Qinghua's 'Shen Qingqiu'#who he definitely gets wrong in some way #because Shen Qingqiu is the only one here that Shang Qinghua did not create

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago

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Hey, if you have speech impediments, you are so amazing.

If you stutter or have a lisp or misspeak easily or you have a flat affect or a limited verbal vocabulary or if your voice is AAC or if you just have a difference in your vocality, you are so incredibly important and amazing.

Just know that your voice is yours. Nobody will ever be able to truly take it away. Your voice is part of you, and you deserve to make it as true to you as you deem fit. I hope you have the space to grow with your voice and whatever about it makes it unique.

#positivity #disability positivity #partially because so much of voical differences arise from disability #i've developed a really annoying lisp-ish issue #and it's hard to be positive about it because it makes me feel like i'll be treated as lesser because it's a 'childish' affect #but i literally can't help it unless i spend 110% of my focus on it. and i don't have that amount of energy #but it makes me think about others and especially those who have it more intensely than i do #and i just want to uplift everybody because vocal differences are neutral at worst #man my dad always tells a story about this coworker he had who had a stutter like you wouldn't believe...#...and he was fucking BRUTALIZED for it... 'c-c-c-c-CAN YOU GET TO THE POINT?!' is how people would talk to him...#...and obviously that made his stutter twice as fucking worse and i can't imagine the shame and humiliation that followed...#...i hope he learned that those assholes were a fucking waste of time and that he doesn't have to deal with that...#...like i'm sorry but there is no fucking need to be that sadistic toward somebody who is obviously already anxious and worried

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stackedbirds · 2 years ago

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lxc would be the type of guy to hear abt deez nutz jokes and proceed to approach young disciples and go "careful, you almost broke the rule of hopyu" and they'd go what's hopyu and he'd go "hopyu have a nice day lmaoo gottem"

#mdzs #bc that's all this blog is abt apparently #lxc #he genuinely sees only the good in everybody and i think that would include deez nuts jokes #he'd also go up to jl and say yo mamma was a very nice person here let me tell you all i knew about her #he's very important to me

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ratislatis · 10 months ago

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I'll find you. Wait for me.

hee hee hoo hoo AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PAIN PAIN SUFFERING PAIN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!!! TO HELL WITH IT (LITERALLY)!!!!!!!!!

#oakworthy #dungeons and daddies #dndads #fanart #hermie the unworthy #normal oak garcia #The Normal AU #counterpoint: this could also be normal canon. pun intended #they're soulmates your honor #rip to everybody on a phone. this only looks good on pc #I haven't drawn or really even posted about normal a lot because #I guess my internal image of him doesn't really look like what the rest of the community draws him as #like I tried to do the fluffy haired normal in one of my first posts with him #(was also an oakworthy drawing LMAO)#but it didn't feel right for me. it didn't match what I saw in my brain #no disrespect to fluffy normal. shoutout to that guy #gotta be one of my favorite genders #but yknow. every artist has their own unique way of drawing the cast #and it can tell you so much about how they perceive them. so much about the artists themselves.#have you fucking looked at sage's willy stampler. the npcs series. have you looked at their fucking anything dude #have you fucking LOOKED at iersei's EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY THEIR NORMAL HE IS SO CUTE #I went on a whole rant about dndads artists to my friend qrow the other day. because I could not physically #keep in how much I love these people in our community #would you guys think im weird if I made a post going into Extremely Concerning Detail about how much I love the artists here #I love so many artists here #its so insane. its SO insane #IM ALREWADY ON MY SOAPBOX. ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT #SOB #I have to do my homework #my art

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eyepatchoflove · 4 months ago

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lestat being both french and italian explains everything, because there is actually nothing wrong with him, he's just like that.

#there is nothing we could have done to prevent this tragic event 😔#everybody calling him their beautiful bpd princess as if being emotionally dysregulated and dramatic as fuck isn't the most ita/fr combo #he took “les francais sont des italiens de mauvaise humeur/les italiens sont des francais de bonne humeur” way too seriously #now i need him to tell me every single thoughts he has ever had on every single rivalry between france and italy #(pop culture/football/history/art.. EVERYTHING)#because i just know that he has the most extreme opinions over the stupidest shit ever (rightfully so)#me strapping him to a chair to ask him if he heard the iconic “materazzi ha fatto goal ridateci la gioconda”#and what are his thoughts about the gioconda situation in general #i need an interview with that vampire #both a real interview and a “daniel molloy in the 70's” type of interview #but that's for another day #do i find him highly unlikeable and would kill him without ever regretting it? yes #do i still want to peg him? yeah #c'est la vie #lestat de lioncourt #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv

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static-scribblez · 29 days ago

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welp .. you heard it here first folks :/ .. i'm a fake will wood fan </3

hhhhh yep ..... i was never a legitimate fan, for the past year and a half i was a dirty lil faker the whole time......... and its all to do with ..... *checks notes* me commenting 'good sir, please stop tugging on my heartstrings' on the wbtta music video.

#charlie stfu #shitpost #will wood #this dudes been replying to a lot of people on this mv calling anybody and everybody a fake fan over the dumbest shit #oh someone commented their own interpretation about how the song could be about someone’s insecurity of their neurodivergence/trauma?#erm actually they missed the point any REAL fan would know that #oh someone commented the lyrics for us?#erm actually they got them all wrong (how???????) they should learn to listen #oh someone left a really sweet comment about their dad and how the line ‘she’s gonna be a lot like me’ reminds them of him?#erm actually their pfp’s stupid they should get a personality #(<- mf i would not be telling people to get a personality if i was you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀)

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somegrumpynerd · 9 months ago

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Killer goes stage 3 when Nightmare isn't around, so the boys have to contain and calm him down themselves. Luckily they know what they're doing and make a good team, so nobody gets hurt.

And, because I can't make anything serious, bonus from the next day:

#UTDR #UTMV #Killer Sans #Cross Sans #Horror Sans #Dust Sans #My Art #Truce au #Look I cleaned up those sketches!#And added some new ones because I was having fun with them #If you're wondering about what happened #Killer always seems to go for Dust first when he loses control so Dust is the one that gets the knife away from him #After that Horror restrains him since he's the strongest physically #And Cross tries to talk him down since he's had training in the royal guard to stay calm in dangerous situations #Dust stays on alert to blast him if things get out of hand #(Not because he really hates Killer and sees a chance to hurt him #but because Killer had asked him to make sure he doesn't hurt any of them like this. He would never forgive himself)#After Killer calmed down they had a little quiet movie night since everybody was kinda drained #And subsequently forgot to tell Nightmare when he got home (oops)#It's fine he's proud of them and only mostly stressed out by this news

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sweeterelease · 2 months ago

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barty: also! from now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as: eagle one.

regulus code name: been there done that.

evan is: currently doing that.

potter is: happened once in a dream.

lupin code name: if i had to pick a gryffindor.

sirius is: eagle two.

regulus: oh thank god.

#that one scene from parks and recreations #barty would absolutely do sirius as well #he just faked for regulus #can you tell i have sunkiller tendencies?#everybody’s type remus lupin am i right?#barty crouch jr #bartylus #rosekiller #sunkiller #moonkiller #bitchkiller #harry potter #marauders #sweeterelease

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backpackingspace · 3 months ago

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Do we think odysseus started pranking Athena and her temples at some point? Because I do. He argued that it was good for sneaking and evading training. And you know what Athena couldn't argue that. Her chasing odysseus across the island was good training.

#Odysseus #Athena #Epic the musical #Yes this does go along with my other post about how Athena is with odysseus vs. Telemachus #After the fourth time Athena yanked odysseus from his bed at 3 am to drop him into the depths of shark infested ocean #Odysseus didn't even bother going home or drying off once he swam back to shore #He grabbed multiple buckets and filled them with seaweed and sand and crabs and dumped them in the closest temple #The priests are actively sobbing begging throwing up sacrificing because athenas going to kill them #The locals are preparing for dooms day they're going to be cursed so so badly and it's their kings fault #This just in local 15 year old king was seen dumping sea stuff all over athenas temples muttering see how she likes it #The first time Athena was too stunned to do anything she honestly didn't think anybody has had this much audacity before #To desecrated her temples in just a way how would dare who would even think to do that #Odysseus her chosen human apparently #It is admittedly a little funny how freaked out everybody was...not that she would EVER tell odysseus that #It is also coincidentally FOR NO RELATED REASON SHE SWEARS that she slammes odysseus into the palace wall at full strength for the first ti #After all odysseus it's just training what's there to complain about #I might actually have to write out athenas and odysseus's wacky “training” adventures #Odysseus being a rat bastard

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heynhay · 1 year ago

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i love everybody because i love you

#klance #vld #voltron #lance mcclain #keith kogane #heynhay sees keith and is like DOCTOR!!!! TAKE THAT MANS PATHETIC CAT AURA OUTPUT AND INCREASE IT BY TEN THOUSAND!!!#i need you guys to listen to the linked songs. tell me you do that #because i cannot make it clear enough that i dont just choose a similar ish song. when i link a song in the desc it means from start to end #i had that song in mind. or even playing. definitely looped it several dozen times #and this is an easy one too! one like everyone knows! i didnt even go niche this time!#(strawberry blonde was just too perfect)#it was a hard choice between this and I Want You though for RFSNCIB #anyway thats 3/6 mitski albums represented.#can i keep doing one a day til i finish? dubious. but possible.#just for the record. after this keith like lit a building on fire or something #he couldnt fucking take it anymore #caption is a bit misleading. keith would not love everybody bc he loves lance.#in fact i think mostly it would drive him to threaten others with violence #but for a split second. this split second.#...maybe he does #art #my art #mitski

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radioroxx · 3 months ago

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funny thing about aus in which another one of the party joins the loops with siffrin is that, while the others are 10x more likely to mention the loops, i cant imagine any of them would go to siffrin first.

#radio rambles #some of u may disagree with me on this one but isabeau is like. most approachable guy imo #mira i can see her consulting isabeau abt it. esp since hes been with her the longest + theyve probably had plenty of difficult topic talks #and then after a few she would prob decide. yknow. Everyone should know about this #odile as well… i think she trusts him. she trusts siffrin as well and vibes well with them so its like. maybe maybe #but i could still see her going to isabeau first. if only bc she believes he might provide more insight on it #bonnie would tell odile or mira…. alternatively they would jsut tell everyone lol #would have no thoughts about keeping it concealed #siffrin panicking internally bc bonnie just announced the time loop at the dinner table not knowing he can also remember #anyway. thinking about that post i made a bit ago about the everybody looping au + siffrin #where siffrin is so unwilling to go off script the others assume he just doesnt remember #this applies to these thoughts as well. ok?#isat #in stars and time #the nap isnt working btw but i am still tired. ignore mistakes

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shower-phantom-ideas · 1 year ago

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Danny saving Villians because he doesn’t want them as ghosts in his realm.

“I aint letting you bring that into my house nuh uh”

#thats it tumblr post it #danny phantom #idk what au this could be fore #I just put an e in for might be time to exit the shower #as ghost king it would cause so much of a headache to deal with them #like hes got to rehabilitate them probably and thats so much work #plus the paper work that comes with people who have killed a lot.#yes this is ghost king #r we not all on the ghost king train?#danny saves like idk some sort of villian and is like ‘’get yo shit together before you die’’#what the fuck else do you do when the king of all the dead saves your life and tells you to clean up your act or else it��s a time out #who knows what a ghosts timeout is #people be like ‘’welp death said I gotta do better before I die so I better’’#idk im so tired at this point but still have three hours to go #pogo lol #boingt boingy boingy #goodnight everybody hahahaha

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crazy-ache · 4 months ago

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Elain and the Kingslayer Title

Elain Archeron doesn't want to accept the title of "Kingslayer" because then it would require her to accept her role in fate.

Because I am sure we will find out fate played a role in why she was able to save Nesta and Cassian from the King of Hybern before they were killed.

Why she was able to be there in the right place and right time (out of nowhere) and summon the strength to kill him despite her repulsion for violence.

It was Lucien who said, "I heard you made the killing blow."

She rebuffs him. Just as she rebuffs the bond.

Elain hides behind her properness and her humble etiquette to deny the claim and the title and the role she played in ultimately changing the tides of war. Nesta has accepted these things (fate and her powers), so she easily claims the title. She also has a history of belittling her sister Elain, so she isn't going to question why Elain rebuffs the claim.

If Elain accepts the title, then she must accept fate. If she accepts fate, she must accept the fact that the mating bond is her destiny.

Elain isn't ready for that. Yet. But she will be, in her own book.

#elain archeron #pro elain archeron #elucien #also nesta would have been straight up dead if elain didnt stab him lol #nesta wouldnt have had a knife without elains actions #elain started the job and nesta finished it #like if somebody was about to MURDER you and i stab them so you can finish the job would you really ignore the importance of what i did???#you better no walk away telling everybody you did that by yourself

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