#me and my brother:

[pearlynia]

Sirius: Why do you only have like 4 friends?

Regulus: The less friends I have the more money I save.

Sirius: ....but we're rich?

Regulus: Saves my time too.

Sirius huffs: admit it, you're just shit at making friends

Regulus rolling his eyes: I can make friends just fine.

Sirius: sure you can

Regulus: fuck you-

*endless bickering*

[sadclowncentral]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[blabberoo]

If Ford didn't got into the portal..

[gummywurm-gaming]

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[fairydrowning]

– Noor Unnahar, Instagram account "noor_unnahar"

[TEXT ID: / [Lemons] / My father's mother loved lemons. Years after her passing, / we run out of everything, but never / lemons. / Nothing else shelters grief / better than memory. / It's my father way of saying, / even in your absence, you will be / cared by me. / END ID]

[thoodleoo]

the parasocial relationship between you and the guy whose article you cite the most in your paper

[clericxhood777]

Duke: Why is Dick sitting in between Jason and Roy?

Steph: Because he doesn't wanna see them cuddling.

Tim: Or kissing.

Duke: But they're a couple.

Tim: To Dick, Jason's still a baby.

Duke, holds up Damian: This is a baby, that's a grown ass adult.

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[axiliern]

god please take every traumatic incident i had as a younger sibling and give it to tim drake

[milesofstars]

dont worry about it jason...

[blabberoo]

ok another doodle of whatever this au is because i am normal about it..

[borealiszero]

People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.

Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?

You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —

[danidoodels]

tim needed a disguise quick and it was the only viable option unfortunately

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory knows he looks LIKE HIM in FNAF..

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰