#mds greatest hits

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Uh-oh! The whole party except for Chimichanga Timmy Turner has been magically transformed into children! Can he #GirlDad his way out of this one???

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I have never met a single cishet who knows the term lipstick lesbian. Dr House do you mind answering a few questions

[rootbeerrex]

my brain is convinced that it can replace sleeping with obsessing over house md. my brother in christ a body cannot function off of old man yaoi alone, the ancient texts have taught us this

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please reblog etc etc

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House MD would’ve been better if wilson and house got to beat eachother the fuck up

Also when I say “the fuck up” I mean THE FUCK UP like they both gotta be hospitalized after . They get an episode dedicated to some fuckass post-traumatic disorder they got from it.. Please guys do u hear me.. house md reboot in 2024 where the first episode is wilson and house being hospitalized for broken bones and brain damage..

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recommendation of the best non-visual novel denpa gems

1. anonymous agony (coded emotions, 2014)

dont let the edginess deceive you; anonymous agony is disconnected from reality in every single aspect of its existence

2. cabelas dangerous hunts 2013 (cauldron, 2012)

this game takes place in the mind of a truly deranged individual, can he let go of the past?

3. chaos;head the animation (madhouse, 2008)

"man if shes as hot as they say she can perpetrate a crime on me!"

4. league of legends (riot games, 2009)

makes me feel fucking insane when i play it

5. house md (fox network, 2004)

[m0srael]

Some Sentences Sunday!

Thanks for tagging me, @orange-peony! I loved your snippet! I'll pass it along to @avenueofesc, @cluelesspigeons, @slytherholic, @nv-md, @sorrybutblog, and @basicallyahedgehog 💕 I've recently returned to a WIP that I started a year ago (!!), and I'm feeling really jazzed about it. It's (so far) got a few of the greatest hits: temporary MCD, time travel, a steamy, time-travel induced age gap, fuck-or-die, loopy magical theory. Here's a particularly heart-shattering snip from the interlude between acts 1 & 2--cw MCD.

Pansy stands, too. Her hands are clenched into fists at her sides and she stares at Harry like he’s the worst, most evil person she’s ever seen in her life. “I’m not sorry I did it,” she says. 

Harry sucks in a breath, trying to keep the nausea at bay. “Did what?”

“Tried to turn you over to the Dark Lord. I should have tried harder. If he’d taken you, if he’d really killed you, my best friend would still be alive.” 

Harry wavers from foot to foot, trying and failing to meet Pansy’s unforgiving gaze. Tears start to roll down his face, hot and wet. “He’s dead?” he asks, his voice small and broken. 

“He’s dead.” Pansy says, with finality. She stares at Harry for another beat, and then turns on her heel to walk away. 

Before she can make it to the corner, Harry calls her name. She stops, but doesn’t turn around. 

“I wish he’d really killed me, too.” 

She hesitates, and then rounds the corner, and Harry is alone. 

[thiziri]

Princess Anne greeted by MD of the Cheltenham Festival, Ian Renton, as she arrives for the Gold Cup day in Cheltenham, on 17 March 2023.

© Greatest Hits Radio Gloucester

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The jabberwock is a true creature of legend. One of the legendary Tane, a series of living weapons created in a previous Age by an Icon of nature, the secret of creating them was lost for some time. Rumors hold that the Elf Queen, High Druid, or Orc Lord have been attempting to replicate these creations. Of the Tane, the jabberwock is the most fearsome, a great and unusual dragon, 35 feet tall and stronger than all but the greatest of the chromatic and metallic dragons. If any jabberwock survive from the Age they were created, they have been banished (or ordered) to the far edges of the world where sightings of them would be rare and the creature's rampages wouldn't be noticed.

And what legendary rampages they were. Myths from long ago tell of a single jabberwock levelling great cities, or even bringing down Icons (though surely that must be an exaggeration). Unless specifically ordered by their original creator, each jabberwock sought constant destruction, rarely waiting longer than a week between targets. The only thing that put a hold to the rampage of the jabberwocks was the greatest magical creation of a previous Archmage, the vorpal blades. Each of these rare, epic weapons carried magic that cut through the jabberwocks in particular, causing fear in them for the first time. With these blades, the champions of that Age were able to drive back the jabberwocks. If any of the originals return to the realm of the Dragon Empire, or worse if someone begins creating new ones, finding these blades would be key to defending against them.

Vorpal Blade (+3 sword) On a critical hit, this weapon deals triple damage instead of double. If the target is reduced to 25 or fewer hit points by this hit, you cut its head off and it instantly dies if it can’t survive without its head. Quirk: Sprinkles nonsense words into speech.

Jabberwock Triple-strength 14th level wrecker [huge dragon] Initiative: +20 Vulnerability: Vorpal weapons Jaws That Bite +19 vs. AC – 200 damage. Claws That Catch +19 vs. AC (2 attacks) – 120 damage and the jabberwock can grab the target. Whiffling Attacks: As a standard action the jabberwock can use both jaws that bite and claws that catch. If it rolls at least one natural even hit, it is surrounded by severe winds until the start of its next turn, gaining +4 AC against ranged attacks and any enemy that tries to engage it must succeed on a DC 30 Strength check as part of the movement or it loses that move and fails to engage. R: Eye Rays +19 vs. PD (two attacks, each against a nearby enemy or a far away enemy at -2 atk) – 180 fire damage. Natural Even Hit: The target also takes 50 ongoing fire damage. Burble: 1d3+1 times per battle (never two turns in a row), the jabberwock can make one of the following attacks as a standard action: C: Random Noise +19 vs. MD (all nearby enemies) – The target is confused (save ends). Natural 16+: The target gains a +2 bonus to attack rolls while confused in this way. C: Sonic Lance +19 vs. PD (1d4 nearby enemies) – 250 thunder damage. Fear: While engaged with the jabberwock, enemies with 192 or fewer hp are dazed and do not add the escalation die to their attacks. Flight. Escalator. Vorpal Fear: Whenever the jabberwock is hit by a vorpal weapon it is dazed until the end of its next turn, or weakened on a critical hit. Resist Fire 18+. AC 30 PD 27 MD 26 HP 1520

Inspired by the Pathfinder 1e Bestiary 2. This post came out a week ago on my Patreon. If you want to get access to all my monster conversions early, as well as access to my premade adventures and other material I’m working on, consider backing me there!

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here i go once again with some cool drawings, this time it’s sky since i’ve been caught up on playing that game with friends! this game is pretty fun actually, i’ve played it for YEARS but usually with close friends, im way too shy to interact with others

me, i enjoy my avatar a lot since i just got the greatest fit i could ever afford, yahoo!

and last doodles with friends since i’ve forced them to play along

ps. actually, a friend forced me to play again and now i’ve been forcing others so that’s pretty cool

!!! i may be shy, but i’m always up to friending others so i can light your candles and that sorta thing! hit me up guys, i’m friendly and i speak both english y español!

sip, me oíste, también hablo español— Y SI, NO TENGO A NADIE CON QUE PUEDA HABLAR ESPAÑOL, ENTONCES A USTEDES QUE HABLAN ESPAÑOL Y JUEGA SKY; MÁNDAME UN MD, ESTOY AQUÍ PA USTEDES MIS AMIGUIS!!!

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Really excited for suberboy in MAWS season3

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Can we have one normal day in this fucking house

[rootbeerrex]

is this who they mean when they say toxic yaoi

[tinybeebo]

Introduction Post :D

Who am I?

My name Beebo!

He/Him

I am minor :p

Little Age: 2-6

What do you do?

I write age regression fan fiction and headcanons (and sometimes mood boards). This blog is for me to post all my age regression thingz :)

What Fandoms do you write for?

Here's a (somewhat) coherent list of fandoms I've written for/currently write for

Doctor Who-

Marvel

X-Men

Moonknight

Law and Order

Psych

Glee

Be More Chill

Dear Evan Hansen

The Greatest Showman

Cobra Kai

Criminal Minds

Tf2 (Team Fortress 2)

House MD

Barbie - Current top fandom

Good Omens

La La Land

Plus more!

You can find all my works here

Oh! Do you take request?

Yep! Feel free to hit the ask button and request away my friends. Sidenote: I'm always down to explore new fandom, so any recommendations for fandom are highly encouraged!

Anything else?

I hope everyone reading this had a wonderful day!

Cheers, Beebo

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I’m giggling thinking abt this imagine you’re a victim of medical malpractice and you search it up on tumblr to feel less alone and all you get are house md posts 😭

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Disproportionate retribution

MD-264N masterlist

BTHB: Disproportionate Retribution

Woo! My first bingo fill!

The Director of the compound Morgan was held in punishes Morgan's handler.

332 words

CWs: unnamed character death, gunshot, inaccurate military setting, talk of death, dehumanisation

Jodie Armstrong, Director of Base 47, Senior Handler of the weapon designated MD-264N, and loyal employee of the Ministry of Defence, walks up and down the line of soldiers, fuming.

"You lost MD-264N. You let it escape. How were you stupid enough to lose our greatest weapon?"

"With all due respect, sir," says one of the soldiers, "we were going to decommission it anyway."

Jodie spins on her heel, glaring at the soldier, who swallows but holds his ground. Stupidly brave. "And now it's likely in the hands of dangerous rebels, which we really don't need right now. The minister has been hounding me with demands to know what happened. So. I've already talked to security, and believe me they will be dealt with. Which one of you was the idiotic handler who was supposed to be decommissioning MD-264N?"

A different man to earlier steps forward. "Me, sir."

"What happened?"

"I was halfway through the first stage when the power went, sir, and I came to find you. That's when the alarm went off, and by the time I got back MD-264N was gone, sir."

"I see. So you left it in an unlocked room with the power to its restraints also out?"

The soldier shuffles uncomfortably. "It was fully conditioned, sir, I thought–"

Jodie's heard enough. She pulls her gun out of her holster and shoots the soldier at point-blank range. He falls backwards and hits the concrete hard, a gaping hole in his forehead.

"Losing MD-264N was your last mistake. Now the rest of you – deal with the body and find me that weapon!"

"Yes, sir."

The soldiers march off hurriedly and Jodie shakes her head. She wishes the Minister would hire soldiers for this facility with a modicum of intelligence, but their only qualification is loyalty. Still. She is going to get MD-264N back if it's the last thing she does. The traitors will not get to keep the greatest weapon she's ever created. She'll make sure of it.