#mbj: thats nice

[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua: I'm in a long distance relationship with a demon

Shen Qingqiu: That must be rough, how often do you see them ?

Shang Qinghua: Nearly every day

Shen Qingqiu: I thought the relationship was long distance...?

Shang Qinghua: It is, he lives realllllyyy far away

Mobei-Jun, teleporting in front of them: Qinghua, I demand cuddles

[shizunss]

it's really telling when i miss airplane of all people like 🙄🙄someone has to bully that hamster fuck. if not me then who else!!!!!!!

[gonewiddershins]

post/647515166802657280/send-me-a-character: luo binghe for ur meme

First impression

"Well, that's pretty graphic but this guy is definitely compelling I want to see how things play out with him."

Impression now

"Luo Binghe is the most HILARIOUS hyper powerful alpha love interest I know about because he genuinely gives no fucks about his public image and is absolutely ruthless about using outright bawling to get his way."

Favorite moment

I really love that scene in the donghua where sqq shows up in the dream realm and lbh just yips "shizun shizun shizun" at him like an excited little puppy.

Plus, any point where the ruthless demon Lord starts crying because look I love that about him.

Idea for a story

I just badly want a fic which intercuts him being his most intimidating massacre loving demon Lord self with him being the absolutely shameless crybaby he is with sqq IN REAL TIME with an audience and people around them internally scream wtf while sqq is like how is this my life now.

Alternatively, he fucks around (figuratively speaking) with his hard-used demon lieutenants, SHL and MBJ.

Unpopular opinion

I don't think I have one, really. The svsss fandom is relatively small (in comparison to mdzs, at least) and everyone seems to embrace his weirdness. Lbh is a mess of a person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Favorite relationship

Mhm. I do like his relationship with sqq very much and clearly that's the only relationship lbh has time for. But I also want to mention the fandom-inspired chaotic demon Lord and his two harried demon assistants (Sha hualing and Mobei Jun) trio because thats hilarious too.

Favorite headcanon

1. Shen Yuan-Sqq, being both incredibly hot and fairly nice, sometimes got very blatantly romantic/sexual toned invitations to tea. Luo Binghe made then all vanish. Burned them, probably. And sqq got a reputation for being very insulted by propositions which was in line with original sqq so people stopped bothering him, much to lbhs satisfaction.

2. I absolutely believe that original LBH had a huge-ass love at first sight moment with original SQQ and became so traumatized by the way he was treated by his first obsessive crush that he decided his gay self was obviously into women just for spite. That sounds like an lbh kinda thing to do.

[mattelektras]

if u had to rank hottest live action dc/marvel casting decisions how would it go

marvel: elektra, valkyrie, cyclops (marsden cyclops obviously), shatterstar, domino, thor (i am not immune to big man seems nice and dumb), sharon, all of the eternals cast is hot, wolverine, killmonger but also mbj as johnny, shang chi is a little bit sexy but i cant commit yet theres been no content, magik

dc: so many castings in titans are really fucking good the show is just... bad, but starfire, blackfire, ravager, jericho, donna troy. steve trevor, lois lane, aquaman and black manta, ryan wilder, harley. if i asked my mother this question she would say dwayne johnson as black adam and nothing else. thats the limit of what she knows about comics because if dwayne johnson is in something she will make it her business to know about it 

[homewriters]

SVSSS Sand Planet!AU [3]

Design ideas

*cough* god help me

I'm starting this again because I thought about first Shang Qinghua appearence in the story. My first thought - he shouldn't be human, because he's a classic "cheeky merchant" character. Second thought - what if four eyes? And third - he should be a literal three year old.

(there's a mean saying in russian that roughly translates to "one who has four eyes looks like scuba diver", like "you wear glasses and look stupid". yep, thats my inspiration. after all, the more eyes to cry with the better, right?)

So Shang Qinghua is a humanoid alien shortie with four eyes, whose race mature very quickly, so he's a fully fledged adult in his three years. He drinks energy cocktails all the time instead of coffee, it's slowly destroying him, but "naaah, sleep is overrated!"

Mo Beijun definitely has two eyes. Though, maybe he's a centautrus type of alien? Think bones and gothic horror on the bottom, hot man on top, also huge and very strong. I like this design because I would like to cuddle with it...

Second option for MBJ is in touch with the ice planet origin. So... He's a snake? A centepede? To crawl faster on ice and to overcome high slopes and narrow cave systems. The technology level on his planet isn't high, so he survives with brute strength and no mercy.

Why do I want to make MBJ an abomination with a nice face? So SQH can fulfill my headcanons... Of him feeling absolutely unprepared with thoughts like "i wonder what's his uh looks like" and "oh god it's just that dude from my freaky adult collection, did i insert my monster crush into my student film project???" and general "ohhhh noooooo"

Because I refuse to believe that Aeroplane didn't search for that stuff in incognito mode at night

Okay, back to designs...

I feel like Mu Qingfang always wears a mask and a hood to not scare patients. Because he's 1/4 of a water slime, he still has a physic of a human, but he's totally transparent. And you can stick your hand in him, if you want (please don't it feels bad). He's chill about it, and can totally beat you to a pulp with his bare hand and drown you in himself.

(que self-indulgant mental liufang montage)

Sha Hualing has four hands. And a mechanism to add two more. In the mxtx novel she wears basically nothing and doesn't care, so I don't feel bad about sticking her into a sexy full bodysuit with a helmet with ears.

By the way, if this Sha Hualing decided to beat me up, I would probably let her and say "thank you" after...

As for the assassins and villainous aliens, I really want to use (read: steal) Mi-Go concept from lovecraftian horror. Something, that's able to wear another's skin. What I definitely don't want to use is spider features. Those feel cheap to me.

Arthropod eyes. Yes. Those. Uh... Yes.

Also I want to write some kind of highly intelligent quadropod alien race. Just for fun! Because humanoid designs are too comfortable.

If you read this post and had some ideas, feel free to dm me about it!

If you are seeing this for the first time and don't understand anything, firstly, i congratulate you, you've seen the inside of my head while i'm showering, secondly, you can check out my au fic here:

[bahoreal]

my design of zhu yilong as mo bei-jun from the scum villain’s self saving system! just some character designs because I was thinking about who fits the shockingly handsome ice demon profile and we all know how i feel about zhu yilong!! the second one looks all dreamy but he’s actually just thinking about who else he can fight x