#may update later

[batxcastlesociety]

small simon belmont headcanon list because i said so. let's do this. never let me cook again. maybe

numero uno: he CANNOT fucking swim. either that, or he has a fear of water. i know this is technically canon because of the ungodly amount of times i get insta-killed from falling into the water, but i think he'd also be extremely off-put by just going for a swim. like, in a pool? shallow end. just awkwardly paddling. either that or sitting on the edge of the pool kicking his MUSCULAR feet

also, by 'fear of water', i do Not mean thalassophobia. no. he just does not like swimming or water in general. like a cat

number two: my man Hates stairs. and tall platforms / heights in general, but especially stairs. i don't really have a reasoning for this EXCEPT his ledge animation in SSBU? not the one where he's grabbing on the ledge. iykyk. anyway he looks especially MORTIFIED compared to the others and i think people should talk about that often

number tree: cat person. i shalt not elaborate

number fort: actually smells really nice! i personally think he'd smell like chocolate croissants and wood, with hints of things like honey or sage. probably the latter but he'd definitely smell sweet imo

number five!!!: loves DIY-ing stuff (helloooo chibi :3). anything from bracelets to stuffed animals to armour! i can imagine him hand-making gifts for people as well, just hunched over and fervently stitching things together for selena X) !

i've also heard from others (helloooo tumblr user simonsquest) that he'd be good at woodworking too, and i LOVE that with all my heart!! especially if he makes surprisingly cute things. like little cat figurines or something lmaoo. also i think he'd be into knitting or crocheting. :P

that's it for now!! :3

[life-in-marigold]

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[red-dragon-archfiend]

Random question, but u seem like someone who would know. Do u know a good place to get advice and tips on raising Chao in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle?

Chao Island is the best place to look! Everything you need to know about raising Chao can be found right here.

[jordie-your-local-halfling]

About meh

I’m Jordan, my friends call me Jodie or Jordie ✌️

I’m a minor, and homeschooled. Blah blah. :}

I Love Leggy and anything LOTR. I enjoy writing, reading, and editing in my spare time. @sotwk is my Naneth (I was magically adopted)

@thranduilswifesblog is my mum in law.

I also enjoy acting 👍

Members of SHHEEP (other than nana) are my siblings through SHHEEP 🤭

I like annoying @laneynoir and @notyouraverageloki, because I’m awesome 😎

as you can see, I can be quite childish 🤪

My go to mutuals for advice: @friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog, @sotwk, @thranduilswifesblog.

I LOVE MY MUTUALS 💙💙💙 and trust most of them with my life… :D

@jordan-is-weird - side blog

🎬- edit request: tell me what song and what character(s) you want in the edit and I will try my best to make it (for LOTR/TH edits)

Farm raised and Jesus saved :D

[kittykatninja321]

I’m reading this yuri and the premise is like: me and the bad bitch I got by being suicidal (and delicious) (she wants to kill as eat me and I plan letting her)

[screechingzephyrr]

So i finished watching the first season of CBS Ghosts, so this is the sequel to my first impressions post. My brain is preventing me from coherently creating thoughts but i know if i dont post this now i will never post it ever.

My thoughts in a big unfiltered list (sorry):

--Isaac is still my favourite character and he is going to forever live rent free in my brain. Him constantly gasping dramatically, him saying Hamilton was “fiNEee” with an eyeroll as hes battling with his love for theatre and his hatred for Hamilton. Icon behaviour. And Isaac and Nigel are so sweet and i love them so much. Everytime he pushed Nigel away i was screaming crying throwing up, silly guy behaviour over here.

--Nigels accent made me fucking wheeze as a british person, its so posh its hilarious and i love him for it

-The contrast between The Captain’s repression and Isaac’s acception is really great and i love them both dearly.

--Trevor is better in my brain now, he barely hits on Sam anymore so uncomfortableness has been vanquished and his backstory made me like him more. I like the twist and how he’s different from Julian with the fact that he didnt die in the act. Im separating them more in my head

--Jay is slightly better i guess? yeah thats it. hes allowed to exist, his and sams relationship still dont really have the right vibes for me but idk its probably just me

—Isaacs and Hettys relationship is so adorable like go off besties gossip about men but very specifically nigel

--Okay im going to be honest some of the episodes dragged and werent really enjoyable for me? maybe its because i thought there were thirteen episodes and when i was finishing episodes ten i was like hyped like “ok im nearly finished lets go!!!!” and then i checked and saw there were EIGHTEEN.

--Episodes i liked a lot / loved:

8)DND

9) Alberta’s Fan

15) Thorapy

16)Trevor’s Pants

17)Attic Girl

18)Farnsby & B

(Mostly because they had Isaac +Nigel in some of them. Also you can see the massive gap which is when i began to lose hope in existing)

--Episodes i hated:

13)The Vault

(BURN IT WITH FIRE. Elias’ ghost power made me want to scream and i had to mute it and fastforward it at on point bc my secondhand embarrassment was too strong for me to handle. The only good part of this episode was when Elias went down -into hell im guessing- and the ghosts screamed collectively. That was funny )

--The humour is really different from BBC ghosts. CBS is less subtle and very outright! i did laugh out loud quite a lot (Mostly bc of Isaac tbh. Also “Oskar is squirrel”).

i do think that its more “in the moment” type humour, if that makes any sense? like i laugh in the moment but i cant remember any jokes from it that i would reference in daily life, BUT maybe thats just because im comparing it to bbc ghosts which i had an allconsuming obsession with and can quote whole parts of episodes off the top of my head and which i influenced my parents into watching it too so we both know the jokes. so yk. its probably just me (again lol)

--also, CBS ghosts treats the Ghosts deaths in a very lighthearted way. None are very heartbroken over their deaths and many easily tell the stories of how they died. I do like this but sometimes they try to have some emotional moments?????? i mentioned this before but they literally have no impact

compared with BBC ghosts which treats each Ghosts death with varying degrees of poignancy, its very different and a nice change

— im glad i got to see more of Sasappis and Flower, theyre both icons tbh. im still wondering where Crash is?? Ive seen him maybe three or four times and one of them was in the background?

UHHH so to conclude,,, i think its a mostly entertaining show with interesting characters! Ive been rewatching a few episodes ive really liked. The episodes i didnt like as much would serve as good background noise i think.

[mama-beartobe]

This completely unrelated to my blog, and it’s going to be a very personal post, but I just need some place to put it.

My dad is in the hospital fighting a severe infection. It turns out one of the medicines he was on can cause this if the person taking it isn’t super careful. He had/has an abscess, and they did a first emergency surgery on Thursday afternoon to clean it out. They did a second one yesterday to make sure they got it all, and will be checking today to see if they need to operate again.

It’s definitely a crappy way to spend time that we thought we’d be on vacation, but I am so thankful for God’s provision in having him come to the emergency room when he did instead of continuing to ignore the problems he was having. The doctors have said he could have been close to sepsis, and we wouldn’t really have known. Hopefully he will get over this and be able to come away from this experience fully healed. At this point I’m not sure if he’s even out of the woods yet though.

[trickstarbrave]

actually here are ships i rly just like in morrowind. sometimes in combination

almalexia/vivec/sotha sil: i also like ace seht but in the 36 sermons he fucks. so. make of that as you will i guess??? they are the og thruple. ALMSIVI stay winning (until the polycule implodes and they all kill each other)

nerevar/voryn: UGHHHHHHHHHHH i love them so much. i love mutual pining on both their parts. i love them as childhood friends. as comrades in arms. political allies. hidden romance. so many ways and flavors. love and devotion that corrupts always gets me def OTP right here. i also like them switching whos on top bc i imagine them both as switches. nerevar is def the more sexually creative of the two though--voryn would honestly be content to do mush gushy candlelit lovey dovey shit or angry jealousy fueled possessive banging. nerevar likes it all though and probably does something fucked up like suggest voryn carve his name into him or smth bc he’s also a freak

almalexia/nerevar/voryn: fsr this just works in my brain. thrupple again, this time Super Divorced. honestly dont think voryn and ayem could stand being involved with each other normally but they make it work for nerevar and try not to kill each other--its def nerevar in the middle here having the time of his life. almalexia loves to sit back and boss other people around though so i think she gets a kick telling voryn what to do with nerevar.

vivec/nerevar/voryn: a lot like the above. many different ways to take this but i think its very kinky. vivec has gotten around a lot. has so many ideas like different positions or roleplays to try out. voryn thinks its obnoxious but whatever these two idiots are having fun and it is kinda fun when vivec casts him in a sadistic role

vivec/nerevar: AUGH. the pain. the obsession. loving someone so much it turns to envy and then to hate and then back to love again over and over. i like it very one sided as well. never thought id say that but i love the pain and anguish with it and vivec’s catharsis finally killing nerevar and trying to become him. vivec wants to fuck nerevar so bad it makes him look stupid.

almalexia/nerevar: i like this as friends with benefits married for taxes political reasons. their marriage is political and sometimes they fuck but i dont see them romantically in love with each other. very open marriage. their form of intimacy is sparring because they love to go feral and just fight until they are exhausted bloodlust in their eyes and adrenaline pumping

vivec/sotha sil: i think its cute. sue me. i like vivec writing poems while seht is tinkering. seht gifting vehk a lil music box that reads out his poem. vivec’s face turning bright red.

almalexia/vivec: honestly alone this feels like vivec is getting at nerevar by fucking his wife. which is kind of hilarious. cant fuck your best friend? cuck him BGHRBGHREGB in all seriousness this works with my voryn and ayem pairing ideas for nerevar so he’d probably be happy for them

dumac/nerevar: honestly i havent done much with dumac yet but. he also calls him ‘sweet nerevar’ so i think that speaks for itself. most dramatic break up ever though

idk tell me what you guys like

[e-b-reads]

Not Your Classics Challenge

day 20: The Lord of the Flies

Stranded on a deserted island...will civilization prevail? (Even when I was ~8 yrs old and obsessed with this book, I was a little skeptical that the family managed to find an island populated by flamingos, penguins, lions, tigers, wolves, monkeys, etc. ... but a little suspension of disbelief goes a long way!)

[generalb]

List of impossible things I want to do:

1. Do that Ponyo scene where she’s running on the huge water fish

2. Punch Tom cruise in the face

3. Punch a President in the face

4. Punch any European nobility in the face

5. Eat a glob of lava like it’s honey

6. Eat ambrosia from Pjo

7. Float around and be ethereal as a ghost but be able to eat food but not starve

8. Eat 5 billion breakfast sandwiches in quick order

9. Eat 10 billion servings of tortellini

10. Eat 15 billion servings of that Ichiban Japanese restaurant food

11. Live without fear

12. Punch a president in the face again. It wasn’t satisfying enough the first time. I’m good now

13. Sleep for 1 trillion years and wake up exactly when I fell asleep

14. do the cool martial arts without any training whatsoever

15. Sleep in like those extremely expensive beds

16. Get a ps5

17. Be able to fall asleep in an instant

18. Not have intrusive thoughts

19. Not be stuck up late at night watching a mental compilation of all my worst moments as a human being

20. Be at peace

[marginalbeast]

While it may seem as though napping is her favorite pastime; in truth she isn't so dissimilar from Baizhu in that she loses energy quickly and needs to recharge often.

[updatingranboo]

insta photos from ranboo!

[shirtdraws]

I may have never leagued a legend but these guys SO fun

[warriorcatsobsession]

Frostpaw!

[self-shipper-snowdrop]

This list has grown 7000000x longer and is no longer complete rip

i see u r playing bg3. may we hear abt your Tav(s)

OH my MCs? Sure of course!!!! I don't have screenshots of them right now but here's their information;

1 - Bronwen Hecate Everwinter / High Elf / Sorcerer [silver dragonic ancestry] / Sage background

She's focused on offence from the back of the group, especially picking off enemies that threaten the front-liner of the group, Karlach.

2 - Lune Temperance / Mephistopheles Tiefling / Bard / Urchin background

Support-focused college of valour. Namely heals allies while doing extra dmg to enemies. She has "dissonant whispers" which is an awesome spell for dmg and frightening enemies.

3 - Wisteria A'Dararn / Seladrine Drow / Cleric of Eilistraee / Acolyte background

This is my game I'm playing with my dad! I'm controlling my healer girl here, as well as Astarion, our designated best boy rogue. He's playing a githyanki sorcerer and controlling Karlach, our one non-squishy lol

3 - Quinn Ze'lah / Githyanki / Ranger / Outlander background

I made this file because after seeing how characters reacted to Lae'zel I was desperate to see how they'd react to a githyanki player. I have not been disappointed XD

4 - Hel Kleio Doavae / Half-Drow / Rogue / Criminal background

World is not super reactive to a half-drow but tbh, I love my loser anyway. She is a canonical menace to society <33333

I have some more plans because, genuinely, I love this game and how responsive it is to the player and their choices even just in character creation so much I may be here for the rest of my days.

I also have Lolth-sworn drow planned to see how that goes, and my own dark urge character [a tiefling named Mercy] planned for later. I'm loving it all so much!!!!

[its-wabby-stuff]

Mikey Goes To Oz

<Time spent: 49 hours 17 minutes>

When Mikey takes some time away from a loud family squabble he accidentally ends up getting “flushed” down the sewers. This winds up sending him to the colorful land of Oz where he meets a good witch, a wicked witch, a brainless scarecrow, a heartless Tinman, a cowardess lion, and a powerful wizard, all disguised behind very familiar faces.

A canon adjacent spin off set before the season one finale but after they discover Splinter is Lou Jitsu

I wanted to fit each of the boys into their “you’ve had this all along” category. Leo isn’t brainless, in fact he’s pretty clever with a street smart, people reading ability on par with Donnie’s intelligence. Donnie isn’t heartless, he just has a tough time expressing his feelings. They are complex and unalgorithic but he can get just as excited or sad or angry as anyone, as much as he may deny it. Raph isn’t a coward, but being brave sometimes means admitting you’re scared and that you maybe don’t have all the answers. You dont have to be strong all the time and you don’t have to do it by yourself.

In the movie Dorothy’s journey home is also a representation of her running away. The important thing was to remember there were people who cared about her. Mikey is experiencing a similar phenomenon, wanting the escape the bad vibes in the lair. His “you’ve had it all along” is interesting because it is an object, since the Ruby kneepads could’ve taken him home the whole time. And sometimes getting home means going on a journey only to realize you never left.

I put April as Glinda because Glinda appears as a defender of the weak, and I see April in a similar light. Always willing to help and beat someone up if it is so required. Splinter as The Wizard of Oz represents Splinters own willingness to hide behind different personas, his running from the past and the pulling back of the curtain for Mikey in timeline. The Wizard grows through the movie, albeit quickly, and ends up leaving Oz to go home leaving his legacy with the scarecrow, the Tinman, and the lion. In this case the passing of the baton to his sons.

Meanwhile Draxum as the wicked witch felt much more how Mikey sees Draxum at this time in the show, mostly just an antagonistic force who wants something from them. Fun fact: I imagine throughout this dream, Draxum is uninterested in being the wicked witch but is pressed into it via plot. Hence his disinterest in being “melted.”

Additional characters not pictured: Big Mama as the Wicked Witch of the East (those were her Ruby kneepads!!) and Todd as the Mayor of Munchkin Land. If you can think of more, feel free to leave them in the comments or tags.