#maxwell jr

[mysharona1987]

[mjfs-heat-seeker]

An (extremely) oversimplified summary of AEW recently:

MJF: GIVE ME MONEY. BUY MY MERCH. PLEASE. IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HERE AND WHILE I PROMISED TO BE MEAN, SO FAR I HAVE ONLY DONE NICE THINGS. Oh but this British mark can—

Will Ospreay: I’m the Billy goat, I got this shit in the bag. MJF? Whos that? Meh, probably nobody, who cares! Lalala!

Swerve Strickland: I am going to kill Will Ospreay at Forbidden Door. That is not hyperbole, I am physically going to kick his head off of his shoulders if he touches this belt one more goddamn time.

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Kyle O’Reilly: Am I doing this right, Mark?

Mark Briscoe: [unintelligent ramblings of a proud mad man]

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Willow Nightingale: Kris Statlander I’m gonna fuck you up, but first I need to be here for—

Orange Cassidy: EVERYONE LEFT ME AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING ANYMORE. I’m so tired… [Sobbing as Where Is My Mind plays in the background]

ZSJ from across the room: …ORANGE BOLLUCKS, TAKE YOUR TROUSERS OFF!!

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The Elite: We run this… bitch.

The Acclaimed: AYO YOUNG CUCKS, WHY DON’T YOU CHOKE ON THIS— [mic cut]

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This has been an oversimplified summary of some of the angles leading up to Forbidden Door. Thank you for your time…

… /j

[joansiesbeloved]

Tribute to Ethel Kennedy shared by Kerry Kennedy on her Instagram. ♡

[elitehanitje]

“I'd like to wrestle people that haven't been to Japan yet, like Swerve Strickland or MJF. I've wrestled Daniel Garcia and Orange Cassidy before, but the AEW wrestlers who haven't really had notoriety in WWE are appealing to me. Darby Allin and I have had a lot of matches on the independents. When it comes to a Forbidden Door in England this year, obviously me and Ospreay would be a fantastic match but I think it would be good to do something different.” - Zack Sabre Jr. says he wants to wrestle Swerve Strickland and MJF next among other wrestlers

[zwischenstadt]

I've posted it before, but I wanted to highlight that there is an active fundraiser for Muhammad Ahmad (Maxwell Stanford). Ahmad was the founder of the Revolutionary Action Movement, a Leninist Black Power that preceded the Black Panthers, and spent the 60s as a radical community organizer in and around Philadelphia. He was targeted by COINTELPRO, and suffered throughout his life from the echoes of a brutal prison sentence he endured as a young adult.

There's a fabulous interview series with him available from the Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/AWordWithMuhammadAhmad/MuhammadAhmad_3-30-08_pt1.mp3

He was unceremoniously terminated from Temple University in the mid-2010s.

[scenesandscreens]

The Iron Claw (2023)

Director - Sean Durkin, Cinematography - Mátyás Erdély

"I used to be a brother."

[anewnewcrest]

"It's persecution, I tell you!"

"What have you done now, Max?"

"Nothing! I did nothing wrong! And the university wants to suspend me!"

"... Max!"

"Well, I may have called Piper Jones a slut, but she is a slut! She's a product of fornication and adultery! She should not be going to university! University is for Watcher-honoring people!"

"You can't insult people like that."

"But it is the truth! I was only telling the Watcher's truth, why are they punishing me for that?"

"Because you're acting like an A-grade asshole, Max. You want to be a politician. You need to make people like you, not alienate Henrietta Jones."

"But she's a fallen woman!"

"What does that have to do with anything, Max? This is politics. And she's rich, she knows a ton of people, and you just made your life ten times harder if you want to get elected!"

"This is religious persecution! They are punishing me for being a real man, who tells the Watcher's painful truth! Like my father does!"

"Nobody cares, Max."

"But... but you're a follower of the Watcher! You have to care! My father..."

"Look, do you want to get elected one day, or not? Because if you want to, you have to cut that crap right now. I worked hard to make sure you're going to college, don't fuck it up."

"But... my father..."

"Max, your father is good at what he does, but he is no politician. If you want to be one, you have to listen to people who know what they're doing."

"But my father..."

"I'm sick of hearing about your father. Look where listening to him got you!"

"But... Prissy..."

"I married you, Max. You should remember that the next time you're doing something stupid, because there are perks to having a wife, and I can take them away."

"You mean... no sweet fellowship?"

"Exactly. And we're going shopping. I can't do a thing about you acting like an idiot, but by the Watcher, you won't look like one a single day longer."

Later...

"Ugh. Fine. Whatever. I give up."

[kwpleum]

It’s show time!

[inevitablemoment]

What Your Favorite Michael J. Fox Character Says About You

(No hate intended, I love all of these characters. I'm just having a little fun based off of this video that I found.)

Marty McFly - You're choosing the safest option. Maybe a little bit overrated, but it's still a good one.

Jamie Conway - Is this one your favorite because it's good, or are you just really horny?

Alex P. Keaton - ALRIGHT! WE GET IT! YOU LIKE THIS ONE!

Milo Thatch - This may not be everyone's favorite, but it's yours, and you're totally chill with that.

Mike Flaherty - You're into the Classics.

Seamus McFly - You're old.

Danny McTeague - You're really old. Your social security number is 2.

Brantley Foster - You are one pretentious hipster.

Stuart Little - Officer, it's this one! Right here!

Joe Rasnick - Oh, you're cool. I like you.

Maxwell Eriksson - No way! You actually know that one? Can we be friends?

Scott Howard - This one's just a phase; you'll grow out of it when you grow up.

Marty McFly Jr. - You will never grow up.

Mikey Chapman - Oh, you picked this one to be different. How clever.

Mike Henry - If you chose this one, you are a liar. This is no one's favorite.

Frank Bannister - If you chose this one, you are correct. This is the best one.

[djkerr]

BTS Shrinking Season 2

📷 @mrbrettgoldstein IG

[mjfs-heat-seeker]

here’s some wrestle memes I made days ago but couldn’t post bc tumblr is ass <3

[gameofthunder66]

Shrinking (2023- ) tv series

-(started) watchin' Season 2- 11/12/2024- on Apple tv

[questintheskies]

The Forbidden Door card is starting to fill in! 

The IWGP World Heavyweight Championship match is such a odd one though haha

Also it seems like Orange Cassidy vs. Zack Sabre Jr. for the AEW International Championship will eventually be added as well

[elitehanitje]

POLL: WHO IS THE LOUDEST LOUDMOUTH?

[demifiendrsa]

The Iron Claw | Official Trailer

Poster

Synopsis

The true story of the inseparable Von Erich brothers, who made history in the intensely competitive world of professional wrestling in the early 1980s. Through tragedy and triumph, under the shadow of their domineering father and coach, the brothers seek larger-than-life immortality on the biggest stage in sports.