#sawyerfamily

[anewnewcrest]

"It's persecution, I tell you!"

"What have you done now, Max?"

"Nothing! I did nothing wrong! And the university wants to suspend me!"

"... Max!"

"Well, I may have called Piper Jones a slut, but she is a slut! She's a product of fornication and adultery! She should not be going to university! University is for Watcher-honoring people!"

"You can't insult people like that."

"But it is the truth! I was only telling the Watcher's truth, why are they punishing me for that?"

"Because you're acting like an A-grade asshole, Max. You want to be a politician. You need to make people like you, not alienate Henrietta Jones."

"But she's a fallen woman!"

"What does that have to do with anything, Max? This is politics. And she's rich, she knows a ton of people, and you just made your life ten times harder if you want to get elected!"

"This is religious persecution! They are punishing me for being a real man, who tells the Watcher's painful truth! Like my father does!"

"Nobody cares, Max."

"But... but you're a follower of the Watcher! You have to care! My father..."

"Look, do you want to get elected one day, or not? Because if you want to, you have to cut that crap right now. I worked hard to make sure you're going to college, don't fuck it up."

"But... my father..."

"Max, your father is good at what he does, but he is no politician. If you want to be one, you have to listen to people who know what they're doing."

"But my father..."

"I'm sick of hearing about your father. Look where listening to him got you!"

"But... Prissy..."

"I married you, Max. You should remember that the next time you're doing something stupid, because there are perks to having a wife, and I can take them away."

"You mean... no sweet fellowship?"

"Exactly. And we're going shopping. I can't do a thing about you acting like an idiot, but by the Watcher, you won't look like one a single day longer."

Later...

"Ugh. Fine. Whatever. I give up."

[ask-them-horror]

jelly

[andrewbarrillustrator]

Oh boy! It’s Leatherface Sawyer! Figured since the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre showed up today I might as well take a stab at drawing ol’ Bubba Sawyer. #fanartfebruary #fanart #leatherface #TexasChainsawMassacre #sawyersoverhewitts #sawyerfamily #dailyweirdo #dailymonster #creatureconcept #creaturedesign #characterdesign #horrorart #slasher #maniac https://www.instagram.com/p/CaIRCJdFgMN/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cultfaction]

#Repost @stevenkiller • • • • • • Leatherface, bts 💀🔨🎬🎥 #thetexaschainsawmassacre #leatherface #prettywoman #sawyerfamily #evil #blood #bloody #slasher 70s #70shorror #70shorrormovies #horrormovies #horrorfilms #horrorcinema #horrorcommunity #horrorfan #horrorfanatic #horrorobsessed #horrorjunkie #horrorfans #horroraddict #horrorlife #horrorlove #horrorclub #horrorpage #horrorfamily #instahorror #horrorgram https://www.instagram.com/p/B76q4GVlTRB/?igshid=paq5fnutlc6i

[voorhees1138]

💀🍺... #beers #cheersandbeers #beersstagram #beerstyle #leatherface #dogwillhunt #bubba #sawyerfamily #thesawisfamily #stellabeer🍻 #stellaartois #stella #halloweeniseveryday #halloweenislife #halloweenmask #horrorcommunity #horroredit #horrorjunkie #horrorfan (at Canada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWPAx0tL-hy/?utm_medium=tumblr

[rlimarjbr]

On the #set of #Texas #Chainsaw #Massacre with the #Sawyer #family, 1974. #Year1974 #Ano1974 #Anos70 #TexasChainsaw #SawyerFamily #Gravação do #Filme Massacre da #SerraElétrica ... https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmdizGl5RW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12h2vwssjgp4e

[seemonstersfilms]

A still photo, taken during filming of the entire "Sawyer" family posing outside the house as a gag, was found and stolen from the set by a visiting German reporter, who took it back to West Germany with him, and the image of the family eventually became the advertising poster for the first release of the movie in West Germany. . . . . . #thetexaschainsawmassacre #texaschainsawmassacre #1974 #tobehooper #sawyerfamily #family #familygoals #familyfirst #familyvalues #horror #horrorfan #horrormovie #horrormovies #horrorfilm #horrorfilms #filmmaking #bts #didyouknow #trivia

[shoxofhellsfire-blog]

Sawyer Farmhouse by @jasonedmistonart 🗡🗡🗡 #jasonedmiston #sawyerfamily #texaschainsawmassacre #leatherface

[theoneandonlyjessicastabbit-blog]

#Repost from @morthousefilms Holy Moly! What do we have here 🤔 I am so stoked to get this movie off the ground! #yeehaw #fanfilm #horrorfilms #happysaturday 🎬🔪 #thesawyerfamily We just received the final #MovieProp for our #SawyerFamily #TexasChainsawMassacre #FanFilm from #disillusion74studios . . Can you guess what they are??? . . . #Indiegogo launching next week!

[tvcasualty138]

Let's see how this movie turns out #texaschainsawmassacre #leatherface #edgein #horror #gore #moviemaniacs #figure #sawyerfamily

[littlesimstressboots]

Sabrina's approach to a bad day: 1. Fight with your boyfriend for no reason. 2. Go drink angrily. 3. Get drunk. 4. Wake up at your mom's house with the frickin swirly sickness. #simstagram #sawyerfamily #sims4gettowork #badsimlifechoices

[anewnewcrest]

From Maxwell Sawyer's Blog

RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION! PERSECUTION OF HOMESCHOOLERS! What has this world come to! We're under attack from the enemy! After receiving a first-class homeschool education from my wife Theresa, my son Maxwell Jr. is being DENIED entry into college by secular forces that wish to discriminate against faithful followers of the Watcher! He just wishes to serve his nation, to become a voice of the Watcher in the heaten city of San Myshuno like his father-in-law, and yet, he was denied! It is a SCANDAL! Maxwell Jr. knows everything a young man needs, he knows work, he knows the Holy Book, and yet, they say he is not good enough!

But I say, THEY are not good enough! They do not want us in their schools, they do not want us in their government, they do not want us in their families, and they do not want us in their military, and yet, we will PERSEVERE! We WILL take over this country! BEWARE!

"Daddy! You have to fix this!"

"Priscilla...!"

"You're the smartest man I know, and you love me! You have to fix this! I married your protégé. I'm not staying with him if he's too dumb to hack it in politics!"

"But..."

"I don't care! Do something! Call someone! Call that woman you had two more children with, she has influence in San Myshuno, right? Make a generous donation! Tell my father-in-law to make a generous donation. I don't care. Just fix this! Mr Sawyer is useless!"

"Priscilla, darling..."

"I know you can do it, daddy! You love me so much, you can do it!"

[hauntedtrailerpark-blog]

Everyone loves a good origin story, am I right?

As the leaves begin to change and the days start to get shorter, so does the list of new movie trailers left to review. This week marks the last upcoming release I will review for a while, but stay with me because the next few months are going to be fun, and frightening. Okay, if you know me at all, you know that I love a good (bad) slasher film. So this week, I’m reviewing the origin story of a classic killer dude: Leatherface.

Let's get into the nitty gritty...

The premise: This, my friends, is an ORIGIN STORY. Not exactly an original premise for a scary movie, it’s become a pretty popular angle the past few years. Rob Zombie did it with Halloween (love), and The Conjuring franchise recently brought us Annabelle: Creation. Honestly, I’m intrigued how this will go since the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies are so RANDOM KILLINGS EVERYONE DIES NO MATTER WHAT, you know? Will they make Leatherface a more complex character in our eyes? Or just solidify him as a weird and terrifying backwards hick sort of guy?

The music: The music is exactly what it should be, a creepy child-like voice singing a lullaby about loneliness while we also hear the infamous chainsaw and some stereotypical creepy tones. Bottom line: creepy AF.

Other spooky observations: The trailer is a series of seemingly random cuts, including a lot of shots of the Leatherface mask being made, and the dramatic masking, which I was into. And we see the Sawyer family having a seemingly wholesome birthday party during which who I’m guessing is Leatherface as a kid gets his trusty chainsaw. Also, the sheriff kills some random girl? There’s a lot of blood, I mean, this is a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie that we’re talking about. That’s how it is, as the creepy song in the trailer says.

The verdict: 

Leatherface gets ⅘ ghosties. I’m very creeped out by the trailer, the song alone is enough to accomplish that. I’m a sucker for origin stories, and it’s been awhile since I’ve seen a decent slasher film in theaters. I’ll be there October 20th (prime slasher film season, people!) to see the massacre begin, will you?

See the Leatherface trailer for yourself here.

[ghoulshadowstalesofthetwist-blog]

"Who will survive and what will be left of them?" #ghoul #ghoulshadows #ghoulstock #ghoulstock2 #ghoulstock2necronation #necronation #texaschainsawmassacre #texas #whowillsurviveandwhatwillbeleftofthem #vampirecourtofbrisbane #vamp #vamplife #halloween #halloweencostume #horror #mask #scythe #redneck #hillbilly #healthylifestyle #healthyliving #sawyerbrothers #sawyerfamily https://www.instagram.com/p/BpzEVF1Fl8S/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8trn76hp9iz6

[voorhees1138]

Get that bitch Leatherface!!!! #leatherface#texaschainsawmassacre#thebuzzisback#texaschainsawmassacre2#texaschainsawmassacre3d#horrormovie#horroricon#slashericon#horrors #horrorismylife#horrorislife#horrorfan#texaschainsaw#texas#sawyerfamily (at Clown Town)

[theoneandonlyjessicastabbit-blog]

#Repost from @morthousefilms with @regram.app ... Check out our latest #SawyerFamily prop from Eric over at Disillusion 74 Studios The detail on this is INSANE! It's a screen accurate replica of the one seen in #TCM2 and an amazing addition to our Sawywr Family #fanfilm Check them out on Facebook and order one for your collection! #Leatherface #texaschainsawmassacre #tcm #thesawisfamily #horror #disillusion74studios #jessicastabbit 🔪☠🇨🇱