sconc middle names but me and cori are stupidt
last night me and cori got slap-happy and made a list of characters’ middle names so happy birthday sonic enjoy. tw catholicism jokes bc when we get slap happy we end up on that train
Sonic: His middle name is actually not Maurice. He won’t tell anyone what it is but it isn’t Maurice. Not in the “noooo it’s totally not ;)” way he legit doesnt know where anyone got that misconception from
Metal Sonic: His middle name IS Maurice. That’s where people got that misconception from
Tails: When he and sonic were filling out paperwork to make sure he legally existed Tails realized he didn’t know his middle name and could reasonably put “Tails.” Instead he put “Terminator”
rouge, losing it: oh my god are you serious
tails: i was like five and thought it was cool
sonic: you were right
Knuckles: He literally doesn’t care so once again when filling out paperwork he’s like.
knuckles: so i guess my last name would be my tribe
shadow: the knuckles tribe?
knuckles: yeah
shadow: so you’re putting down knuckles knuckles
knuckles: yeah probably
shadow: so what’s your middle name?
knuckles: well take a fucking guess buddy
Amy: Also picked her own name. Debated between “Amy” and “Rosy” for a while before sticking with “Amy Rose”– rose for the pretty flower she loves and its symbolism, “Amy” because it means “much loved” and she’s desperate for affection. and then she well. picked a middle name that sounded cool
shadow: oh my god tell me your middle name isn’t “terminator” too
amy: oh my gosh no
amy:
amy: it’s velociraptor
shadow: oh my god
amy: JURASSIC PARK JUST CAME OUT I WAS HYPED
Shadow: We had two (2) options: #1.) It’s something extremely Catholic like Clementinus. It doesn’t fit his brand so he just doesn’t tell anyone. also he can’t pronounce it. #2.) It’s like a deep, guttural screech/roar. Everyone assumes it was Black Doom’s name for him but no that was Gerald’s idea actually
Rouge: Francisca. Shadow was like “oh something really catholic as well” “actually my family were very much not catholic that’s just a funny coincidence.”
Omega: Terminator. Stole the idea from Tails
Cream:
Blaze: She has like 48 middle names cause she’s royalty and they’re like that
Silver: “In the future we don’t have middle names. We ate them for sustenance.”
Vector: ALSO something extremely Catholic like Benedict or someshit
Espio: “A ninja’s secret name is to stay absolutely secret. It is the key to their identity. Their soul. None shall know of it.” He picked his own middle name and it was SasuNaru and he’s embarrassed about it.
Charmy: Vector named him so it is also EXTREMELY Catholic. Charmy cannot remember it. “It’s VALENTINE, Charmy!! It’s literally one of the easiest Saints to remember!! Saint VALENTINE!!” “look i made a necklace out of gummy worms :D”
Mighty: it’s something like super normal like Evan or Thomas
Ray: Sunshine :D
Fang: It’s actually Nack. whudda think
Bean: And similar to Fang, it’s ACTUALLY “Dynamite.” Did he name himself? You’ll never know.
Bark: Something super Russian like Vladimir
Big: Big has no middle name he has no last name he is too powerful for all of us
Tikal:
Tikal: yeah we didn’t have middle or surnames in my time. Closest was just “oh that’s Pachacamac’s kid.”
Tails: Okay but you need a middle name for paperwork so pick something
Tikal: Termi--
Knuckles: No.
Tikal: Okay. Lesbian
Jet: Tony. you know why
Marine: It’s just literally “Australian”
Sticks: “Classified.” Everyone is like “oh geez Sticks ok” and don’t realize her middle name is literally Classified
Surge: When she got to pick hers she picked Azula for obvious reasons
Kit: He picked “Surge.”
Belle: Periwinkle
Sage: Ann Ima. believe it or not, that is also. Catholic™
Tekno: Terminator
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Welcome! To the official list! Of the Best Fictional Cat competition!!!
Edit: here is the list of who's going up against whom in round 1
Here's our pawsome contestants:
Garfield (Garfield)
Puss in Boots (Puss in Boots / Shrek)
Kitty White / Hello Kitty (Sanrio)
Firestar (Warrior cats)
Khoshekh (Welcome to Night Vale)
Jiji (Kiki's Delivery Service)
Domino (Amphibia)
Ghost (The Owl House)
Cat (Stray)
The Admiral (The Magnus Archives)
Thomas O'Malley + the Aristocats (Aristocats)
Puppycat (Bee and Puppy cat)
Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)
Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)
Morgana (Persona 5)
Meowth (Pokémon)
Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots)
Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)
Luna (Sailor Moon)
Spot (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)
Princess Carolyn (BoJack Horseman)
Hobbes (Calvin and Hobbes)
Chi Yamada (Chi's sweet home)
The Cat (Coraline)
Pounce de Leon (Homestuck)
Goose (Marvel comics / MCU)
Plagg (Miraculous)
Catbus (My Neighbor Totoro)
Catra (She-Ra)
Blaze the Cat (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Baron Humbert von Gikkingen (The Cat Returns)
Aslan (The Chronicles of Narnia)
Tom (Tom and Jerry)
Holly leaf (Warrior cats)
Jayfeather (Warrior cats)
Yellowfang (Warrior cats)
Bluestar (Warrior cats)
Miyo Sasaki / Muge / Taro (A whisker away)
Cake (Adventure Time)
Bob (Animal Crossing)
Raymond (Animal Crossing)
Frumpkin (Critical Role)
Maurice (Discworld)
Happy (Fairy Tail)
Cattail (Plants vs Zombies)
Angel Grimalkin (Purrfect Apawcalypse)
Pusheen (Pusheen)
Cat (Red Dwarf)
Judd (Splatoon)
Lil' Judd (Splatoon)
Garfield the Deals Warlock (The Adventure Zone: Balance)
Mad Mew Mew (Undertale)
Mothwing (Warrior cats)
Shoe (Ace Attorney)
Blanca (Animal Crossing)
John Blacksad (Blacksad)
Yoruichi Shihoin (Bleach)
Lumi (Cats are Liquid)
Mr. Mistoffelees (Cats the musical)
Gatomon (Digimon)
Pib (Dimension 20 - Never after)
Greebo (Discworld)
You (Discworld)
Felix (Drawtectives)
Minerva McGonagall (Harry Potter)
Heathcliff (Heathcliff)
Jaspers (Homestuck)
Sox (Lightyear)
Chat Noir (Miraculous)
Valerie Oberlin (Monster Prom)
Juan The Small Magical Latino Cat (Monster Prom)
Capper (My Little Pony)
Opalescence (My Little Pony)
Nyan Cat (Nyan Cat)
Mewo (Omori)
Bungle the glass cat (Oz)
Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
Coco Grimalkin (Purrfect Apawcalypse)
Felix Munch (Purrfect Apawcalypse)
Mittens Wichien (Purrfect Apawcalypse)
Shrödinger's cat (you know the one)
Artemis (Sailor Moon)
Chococat (Sanrio)
Big the Cat (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Gary the Snail (Spongebob Squarepants)
Lion (Steven Universe)
Aldwyn (The Familiars)
Simba (The Lion King)
Chairman Meow (The Shadowhunter Chronicles)
Kuroneko-sama (Trigun)
Leona Kingscholar (Twisted Wonderland)
Catty (Undertale)
Sandstorm (Warrior cats)
Squirrelflight (Warrior cats)
Tigger (Winnie the Pooh)
Nali (AC: Valhalla)
The Sphinx (Adventures of Puss in Boots)
Leone (Akame ga Kill)
Jonesy (Alien)
Domino 2 (Amphibia)
Ankha (Animal Crossing)
Kabuki (Animal Crossing)
Rosie (Animal Crossing)
Rover (Animal Crossing)
Tangy (Animal Crossing)
Darwin (April and the Extraordinary World)
Miyuki (Avatar the Last Airbender)
Serafina + Wolfie (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper)
Taokaka (Blazblue)
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques (Bleach)
Kuro (Blue Exorcist)
Periwinkle (Blue's clues)
Catbug (Bravest Warriors)
Atsushi Nakajima (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Natsume Soseki (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Assistacat / Sub-manager (Cardfight!! Vanguard)
Brave Heart Lion (Care Bears)
Midnight (Castle in the Air, Diana Wynne Jones)
Potato (Cat loaf adventures)
CatDog (CatDog)
Skimbleshanks (Cats the musical)
Rum Tum Tugger (Cats the musical)
Jemima (Cats the musical)
Victoria (Cats the musical)
Ember (Cattails)
Lyrus (Cattails)
Mayor (Cattails)
Missy (Cattails)
Sarge (Cattails)
Scout (Cattails)
Nyako / Meowy (Chainsaw Man)
Lucifer (Cinderella)
Arthur (Code Geass)
Constable Whiskers (Cookie Run)
Cool Cat (Cool Cat Saves the Kids)
Mao (Darker than Black)
Catti (Deltarune)
Mingus Crown (Dialtown)
Ortensia the Cat (Disney)
Sisters of Plenitude (Doctor Who)
Jellie (Double Life SMP)
C!Antfrost (Dream SMP)
Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi)
Yuigadokusonmaru (Durarara)
Thomas (Earwig and the Witch)
Carla (Fairy Tail)
Panther Lily (Fairy Tail)
Felix (Felix cat food mascot)
Felix the cat (Felix the cat (Paramount))
Candy + Cindy (Five Nights at Candy's)
Hiili (Fox Fires (webcomic))
Lucrezia and Meek (Frakk, the Cats' Nightmare)
Heinkel (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Arlene (Garfield)
Nermal (Garfield)
Amanojaku (Ghost Stories)
Cringer / Battlecat (He-man)
808 (Hi-Fi Rush)
Stelmaria (His Dark Materials)
Kirjava (His Dark Materials)
God Cat (Homestuck)
Vodka Mutini / Dr.Meowgon Spangler (Homestuck)
Macskacicó (Hungarian folk tales)
Cheetu (Hunter x Hunter)
Finley / Jelly Donut (Hustle Cat)
Samantha / The Cat (Infinity Train)
Solembum (Inheritance Cycle)
Nameless evil white cat (James Bond)
Jenny Linsky (Jenny Linsky, Esther Averill)
Stray Cat (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Kaspar, Prince of Cats (Kaspar, Prince of Cats, Michael Morporgo)
Mr. Kat (Kid vs. Kat)
Magolor (Kirby series)
Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)
Remlit (Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword)
Mo (Lego Monkie Kid)
Meowthra (Lego Ninjago Movie)
Nyanta (Log Horizon)
Sylvester (Looney Tunes)
Mao Mao Mao (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)
Alpine (Marvel comics)
Behemoth (Master and Margarita)
Mog (Mog books, Judith Kerr)
The Cat (Monster Camp)
Ren (Monstress)
Haru (My Roommate is a Cat)
Ghazt (My Singing Monsters)
Pasty (Neko Atsume)
Sakamoto (Nichijou)
Niko (Oneshot)
Eureka the pink kitten (Oz)
Pangur Bán (Pangur Bán (Irish poem, 9th century))
Findus (Pettson and Findus)
Whiskers (Pixel Cat's End)
Pixie (Pixie and Brutus)
Glameow (Pokémon)
Litten (Pokémon)
Meowstic (Pokémon)
Skitty (Pokémon)
Sprigatito (Pokémon)
Jess (Postman Pat)
Tigger Sugden (Purrfect Apawcalypse)
Slugcat (Rain World)
Rivulet (Rain World: Downpour)
Shampoo ( Ranma 1/2)
Squanchy (Rick and Morty)
Talking Cat (Rick and Morty)
Blake Belladonna (RWBY)
Diana (Sailor Moon)
Charmmy Kitty (Sanrio)
Khajiit (The Elder Scrolls)
Tabby Slime (Slime Rancher)
Blair (Soul Eater)
Barry Ill ( Sparklecare hospital)
Caroline Coughs (Sparklecare hospital)
Grudge (Star Trek Discovery)
T'Ana (Star Trek: Lower Decks)
Cure Cosmo / Yuni (Star Twinkle Pretty Cure)
Pet cats (Stardew Valley)
Cat Steven (Steven Universe)
Nyanky (Taiko no Tatsujin)
Archie (Tales of Arcadia)
The Kitty (The Bad Guys)
The Black Cat (The Black Cat, E.A.Poe)
The Cat in the Hat (The Cat in the Hat)
Pixel (The Cat Who Walks through Walls, Robert Heinlein)
Amp / Anp / Anpu (The Disastrous Life of Saiki K)
Boo (The Funky Phantom)
Wagahai (Ace Attorney)
Invisible cat (The Invisible Man, H.G.Wells)
Bagheera (The Jungle Book)
Xiaohei (The Legend of Hei)
Nuka (The Lion King 2)
Pippa (The Penumbra Podcast)
Black Cat (The Price, Neil Gaiman)
Church (The Shadowhunter Chronicles)
Tom Kitten (The Tale of Tom Kitten)
Mew (Marvel comics)
Ichigo Momomiya (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Hong (Trash of the Count's Family)
On (Trash of the Count's Family)
Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)
Thomas Kincade Brannigan ( Doctor Who)
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Luxor (Tutenstein)
Che'nya (Twisted Wonderland)
Cheka Kingscholar (Twisted Wonderland)
Grim (Twisted Wonderland)
Burgerpants (Undertale)
Varjak Paw (Varjak Paw, S.F.Said)
Bristlefrost (Warrior cats)
Cinderpelt (Warrior cats)
Graystripe (Warrior cats)
Leopardstar (Warrior cats)
Scourge (Warrior cats)
Spottedleaf (Warrior cats)
Ferncloud (Warrior cats)
Leafpool (Warrior cats)
Mapleshade (Warrior cats)
Sol (Warrior cats)
Tallstar (Warrior cats)
Turtle Tail (Warrior cats)
Tab (Watership Down)
Tabby Von Meow (Webkinz)
Opera (Welcome to demon school Iruma kun!)
Fluffal Cat (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Chester the Cat (Bunnicula)
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And here, as requested, are Honorable mentions, in no particular order (some less honorable than others), with their reasons for exclusion:
Mikeko (Ace Attorney): Apparently Apollo's cat but as far as I can tell it was only mentioned not shown, you've got other cats in
Any of the playable cats (Catlateral Damage): yeah I'm not even digging into that I mean I tried but naaaah (not to sound lazy but if it doesn't have a good wiki page I'm not doing it sorry I've had this many cats to dig through; I did save the game to check out in my own time tho so cudos for that)
Tasque Manager (Deltarune): not cat enough
Doraemon (Doraemon ): if only this thing had cat ears... or a cat tail... preferably both... I get that it's a robot but it could be a lot of animals honestly
Lizzie (Empires Smp): whomst (if what I found is what was meant then it's a fish not cat)
Kitty Cheshire (Ever After High): not cat enough
Nepeta Lejiom (Homestuck): not sure she's cat at least ENOUGH if at all, don't know enough about homestuck, owner of Pounce who is in anyway (entry said they're sorry lmao)
Schrödinger (Időfutár): "Time-travelling cat" I have failed in finding their picture and it seems too niche to be presented without it even though I am so intrigued and regret I don't know the language of the source material I'd love to give it a read/listen
Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid): Compares himself to ocelots and meows apparently, but no visible cat aesthetic sorry
Raku-chan (Nyan Neko Sugar Girls ): why.
Aisha Clan-Clan (Outlaw Star): not enough cat
Honey the Cat (Sonic the Hedgehog): that's enough cats from sonic (real reason: model so low-poly she would cut her opponents, and before you argue - there's a difference between pixel models and low-poly old games models)
The song pet cheetah twenty one pilots concept album lore: oof yeah um I get what a concept album is kinda buuut it's just a weird entry idk we've got plenty of fandom cats to go around
Gaetan (The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt): Witcher from school of cat but he's still well pretty much human (don't come at me about witchers not being the same as humans he's not a CAT and that's all that matters to me)
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What's next?
Well, I have to make the bracket itself. As you can see, there's a bit more cats than I was intending to have, which means that certain polls in round 1 will have more than just two options. I can already tell you that a lot of the cats from the same fandoms are going to be eliminated in round one. That's why I kept them in. I'm planning on making up the first round match ups based heavily on the similarities between cats and the fandoms they're from. ALSO as you've probably noticed, some cats come in a bundle. That's because they're a family. I'm not doing this to Kitty Softpaws and Puss (at least YET), because even though they also get married in the end, there's a huge gap in their submission numbers. If you're wondering, how big, you may want to know that up to Tigger from Winnie the Pooh (that is, almost the entire first pic) are the cats that got 2+ submissions, in their order of popularity.
Next step - brackets!!! I want to do this well and I hope I don't underestimate certain fandoms!!!
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