#matthew convo

[tricky-tricky-boys]

Closed starter for @trxplehelix

Andrew took in a breath as he stirred the pasta, trying to get the sauce evenly distributed. He liked cooking, opting to wear just some Grey sweatpants and a black tanktop, barefoot and just swaying to the beat of a soft Playlist that was on a speaker in the kitchen. Today was just like any other day that Andrew was in a really good mood. The store portion of the house was closed, he had his fiance with him who was somewhere in the house, and they were just viking. No wedding planning today since they needed a break, so it was just a chill day. But that was cut short by Andrew feeling a shudder down his back. Someone walked right through his wards. He furrowed his brow a bit before turning down the heat of the stove a bit. "Babe? Can you get the door? I'm cooking!" The doorbell rang, and Andrew just shook his head as he kept swaying.

To Ezra... this was a huge moment. It was only a few months ago that he had found out about his adoption. Only a few months since he had been told about his birth parents... and his twin brother, Andrew. The twins had been separated shortly after they were born, for fear of some prophecy in the cult that the Ballista family belonged in. Not even the cult leader had realized that the Ballistas were actual witches, but their leader had a prophecy about twin boys born with red hair bringing about the Apocalypse, so Andrew had gone with a friend of their mother's and Ezra had gone with a friend of their fathers. So, after doing a locator spell and traveling to San Francisco all the way from Salem, MA, here he was. About to change his life forever. Standing on the porch of a large orange Victorian home, that was also apparently a shop called The Red Cauldron. He adjusted his glasses up on his nose and straightened out his clothes. A simple pair of grey jeans, a white tanktop, and a pair of checkered vans. The person who opened the door made Ezra jump and look up at him, a bright but nervous smile on his face. "I uh... hi. I'm looking for Andrew Ballista?"

[casmick-consequences]

literally the king of oneliners

[part 2]

[ilanarose7]

I was rewatching some old 4-Sided Dives this morning bc I'm still in a weird mood since Thursday night. I'm watching episode 8 and -

Then a little bit later:

CURSE YOU 4SD FOR SPEAKING IT INTO EXISTENCE!!!!

[tricky-tricky-boys]

Andrew just raised a brow at his lover's teasing words about being a taxi. He didn't comment, but just let himself be carried by the orbingg until they were at home. As they settled back home, Andrew just stood in front of Matt, watching him closely before stepping forward and placing his hands on Matt's hips. "Did the healing take too much out of you, baby?" He sighed and leaned in to kiss his forehead. "You did amazing tonight, by the way. Everyone I talked to was impressed when they brought you up. A few of them were even jealous that I had such a pretty lover. I think tonight... after all that... we should just be ourselves. Right now all I wanna do is cuddle up with you in our bed, and give you kisses. The dynamic... can be paused for tonight if you'd like? I know that was probably a lot for you. Besides, if I hear the word Sir again at all tonight, I think my eyes will just fall out of my head. Or even Master." He grumbled and held out his hands. "Can I ask my amazing boyfriend for a hug?"

tricky-tricky-boys​:

Andrew just smirked as Matt kissed him and said he could behave. Then he was helping the shaken up sub out and Andrew’s attention was on the Dom. “I don’t even need to tell you how fucked you are, do I?” No answer. Andrew let his energy wrap around the wolf like ropes, snakes coiling and squeezing him as he sent him flying out of the bathroom with a flick of his wrist. The party screeched to a halt. Even the music stopped. Andrew walked out and addressed everyone. “My partner caught this mutt abusing his submissive. He admitted it to me under a truth spell, and the sub will corroborate. He’s currently being treated for injuries by my partner in the lounge. Since he is a wolf, it’s wolf business.” A man stepped forward and Andrew smiled. A beta, who was a friend of his and a very good friend of the evening’s hosts. “He’s an Alpha. I want to challenge him.” Andrew just shrugged. “That on yall. I’m just the delivery boy. I’ll expect my tip to be given later.” He walked away when he heard the snarls of a wolf transforming and he knocked on the threshold of the sub lounge. Since he couldn’t enter, he stood at the doorway. “Matthew. We’re leaving, so either finish up or take him with us. I’d like us to orb out and I can’t exactly do that.”

Originally posted by joyriders-rp

Away in the lounge, no one could hear the confrontation outside, which Matt was grateful for. He had a feeling it would just scare the poor guy worse than he already was. The witch knew it would be handled, so he just focused on scanning his body and making sure he wasn’t hiding any injuries that needed his attention. Thankfully, he seemed okay for the most part. Matt still made sure to write his number down in case he needed anything, and gave the young man a reassuring smile as he heard Andrew call for him. Getting up, he made his way out of the lounge and took his boyfriend’s hand. “What, not enough I need to play doctor, now I’m a taxi service?” He asked, teasing the redhead lightly before nodding. “Good, because I’m ready to go to.” And with that, the two of them dissolved into a column of lights before reappearing at Andrew’s place, at which point Matt let out a deep sigh and leaned against the counter, rubbing his temples.

[lgbtshawn]

cory/shawn + floor talks

[stressedoatmeal]

Honestly don‘t know what to make of this conversation I just had on ft with my friend so I’m transcribing it here so I won’t forget it.

Ac: you have a lot of dreams about marrying both Ronan and Adam

Me: yeah I know it’s so weird idk why my brain does this

Ac: you‘re a huge history nerd and won’t shut the fuck up about it. Ever.

Me: yeah you’re point?

Ac: You don‘t relate to Ronan. You also don’t relate to Adam. You think you do but you don’t.

Me: what do you mean??? Ronan Lynch is my favorite character of all time. I named my son after him. My cats name is LITERALLY ADAM.

Ac: yeah. That’s my point, meebs. You‘re literally fucking Gansey. You’re obsessed with these two characters because they what you want to be in life. You have a raging savior complex. You‘re an autistic lil guy who wants to talk about history and you simp over your friends and the amount of anxiety you have could kill a small child.

Me: first of all I didn’t fucking ask you.

Ac: you drive a shitty orange mustang and called it the hog bc you ‘didn’t want to disrespect the pig like that’

[youngdutchishot]

Hosea and his like- almost carelessness of his life is something I think about a ton.

tw: suicide mentions down below so beware

The conversation between him and Swanson, where Swanson basically vents about suicidal idealization and Hosea basically goes "yeah same bro" pats shoulder and leaves

???? hello??

AND how he laughs about almost dying from lynching at 17 / 18. He could just be laughing at the absurdity of it ( since brother literally stole a chicken 😭?? ) but with how he views himself and his inevitable demise. It's just so obvious that he's either trying to cope and these "jokes" help with that, or he's deadass laughing at himself...

[ratatatastic]

"Can I say something real quick though? I was worried a little bit on both of you guys going to the plate and throwing out the first pitch... 'cuz I evaluate that and a lot of people do too. And you've seen some guys that just—they don't know how to throw a ball!" "Yeah." "And they're unbelievable athletes and they don't know how to throw a ball! You guys both did the same time, you did a good job on that! But I was kind-of worried." "So I actually threw out the first pitch in Miami two years ago and I hurt—it was right after I was traded. And I had a shoulder injury, like, during the year before and first, like—we're athletes. Hockey players are great athletes! But very rarely are you, like, going out there and throwing the ball like you were with pops when you're, like, 5 years old! You don't do that anymore! So I had a shoulder injury and I'm like, 'I'm an athlete, right? Like I'll just go up to the mound and just chuck one in there, you know put a little sauce on it, whatever.' I tried to throw a little, like, oomph into it and, like, I didn't even get it to the plate from the mound! Like it's—when you don't practise and it's the first time throwing a ball, like, it was a hundred—" "Where was that?" "It was in Miami!" "Were you getting chirped?" "No, I wasn't getting chirped!" "At the Marlin's game? Nobody was there!" "It was—it was—" "No one was there, nobody saw it! It's not—" "No, I wasn't getting chirped! It was—" "You can tell everyone that it was a strike right down the middle!" "No! Somebody saw that! Some of the guys saw that and were probably like, 'Errgh...'" "It was—Yeah, whatever! But, you know, who cares! But I actually before the St. Louis one... I didn't know the setup if I was gonna be from the mound or not but I will admit that in the morning I went out in the backyard and just, like, threw 5—" "Oh, you have to!" "—just to loosen up. I'm way healthier than I was two years ago but it was just like, you know—it was fun! It was a great day!" "Did they—" "When your shoulder gets messed up though, man..." "I can't imagine these pitchers that throw so much in a year. Like they gotta be—I have a lot of respect for them. I used to be like, 'I pitch one every five days if you're a starter like whate—' If you're chucking in one hundred pitches and all your warmup and stuff like that's a tough supposed to do that—" "I don't think your shoulder is supposed to do that..." "No! And they snap it in there! Very impressive! And—" "That's why they get paid a lot of coin~ Dude, let's go 250 schmillions—" "I was gonna say that's why—yeah. Good for them!" "I know you do pretty well—" "It was cool seeing Ohtani hit a home run!* I think he's awesome! And driving around in the car before with Jayson [Tatum] like—that Ohtani's a big man."

Cam & Strick Podcast | 8.27.24 (x)(x)(x)

*funny that matthew mentions that he thought it was cool to see an ohtani moonshot irl the cardinals telecast was actually zoomed in on him in the stands before it happened so they had to cut from him to shohei trotting around the bases so its nice to know he enjoyed the sho as much as we all do XD

[elitehanitje]

Nigel and Tony bicker

[starkidblubber]

Richie: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? 
Paul: Damn, if people did that to each other, Ted would've killed me years ago.

[tricky-tricky-boys]

😈 + manual restraints from Matt

Andrew chuckled as he tightened the bands of the leather cuffs, securing it around his fiance's wrists before hooking them onto the headboard. "You know that I could have just used magick for this, right? But I didn't. What does that tell you, Matthew?" But he chuckled, moving on to the cuffs around Matt's ankles, making sure they were tight enough and hooked to the end of the bed. He did like seeing them on Matt, his fiance spread eagle like this on the bed. With a smirk, he held up a hand, and a cherry red leather riding crop materialized in it, and he gave it a test swat against his own palm. "You know, Matthew. You've been naughty recently. Disappearing to go save a charge, but not letting me know where you are. Every time, it fills your poor fiance with worry." The riding crop came down on his lover's thigh with a slight flick of his wrist. Not to actually hurt, but more for the noise and the surprise. "I think... I should punish you for worrying me."

[roamingtigress]

Hosea: Dutch, where did you find it? Dutch: She found me. Hosea: Put it back before its mother comes looking for it.

Dutch: Her name is Fluffy. She can help us! Hosea: Put her back where you found her. Companion piece

[pintshipping]

[chick-magnet-marco]

Funny matthew thingy based on tweeta convoo

[cuntendipity]

LYING FOR EACH OTHER

concept: how I think each brother would lie for the other when their partners are freaking out.

note: my/n is male y/n

disclaimer: its just how i personally think they'd respond but let me know how you think each boy would respond as well!!!

matt texting chris and nick

chris texting matt and nick

nick texting matt and chris