#maryland sucks

[deadweight-at7am]

Oh my fucking GOD. Are we going to see yet another snowless winter? I’m literally so pissed. Terrible weather today, RAIN and 36 degrees. Strong rain storm on Tuesday. Rain. Rain rain rain.

I’m starting to hate the winter.

[northduhcodeuh]

Friend asked me to draw the sillies

Maryland will never get over oldbay. Colorado is high and trying to understand what he’s doing(same/j)

[malaierba]

Ethnocentric Europeans under the illusion that they're better than the USA bcs they have "actual culture" or whatever. They are your cousins shut the hell up. Only Europeans have ever had the absolute nerve (im insulting you btw) to ask me to my fucking face on the first meeting "so do you have cocaine can you deal me, do you know what an electric stair is btw", you can be Exactly The Same, oftentimes worse

[treecakes]

i would like to go back to virginia and particularly that town bc apparently the town itself is nice we just lived wayyyy outside of it. but so much of my father’s family lives around there and i don’t want to 😭

[nsomniacsdream]

Like I seriously have trouble explaining to people who don't live in the states that yeah, if you drive over this bridge in from one state to the next the entire system is different. I drive from Oregon to Idaho and it's like traveling into an alternate universe. My healthcare, abortion access rights, gun rights, what level of racism is expected, whether poor people get welfare, how much poison someone is allowed to feed you before its illegal. Oregons state government seems like it wants to keep you alive. Idahos state government desperately wants to bring about the future mad max warned us about. And they're literally right next to each other. If my experience with government was as an idahoan, then yeah, I wouldn't believe government was capable of helping. Their government wants to replace "hello" with a hail of gunfire.

[warlordfelwinter]

i love looking through old family trees bc sometimes you find out you're related to a guy with a wikipedia page

[toytulini]

they oughtta give me unlimited paid time off work i think actually i deserve it

[arctic-hands]

Motherfuck I was hoping today's code orange would be the worst of it but they're calling a code red for tomorrow because the smoke it back

[vaugarde]

“monday’s not coming” was a devastating book in every way but reading it was also really surreal bc i’ve never read a book that took place in the dmv area and actually talked about DC beyond the smithsonian and white house. idk i rarely find any kind of media that takes place in maryland so it was surreal to have all these places that i know be described. it probably made me like the book a lot more bc the conflict and horror of the situation just made it feel that much more real to me like. fuck.

[lyekisses]

trying not to be dramatic but. i kinda want to start drama!

[anthropwashere]

Human brain delighted it's finally sweater season

Lizard brain FURIOUS it's cold in our enclosure

[makarovspussy]

medical marijuana in this state is so fucking expensive like wtf do you mean 10 gummies for $31 MINIMUM

[raeathnos]

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[misseyres]

cussed out a maryland driver and played chappell roan at full volume on a country road with the windows down. balance is restored.

[marylandmagiciansdaily]

Day THE RARE MARYLAND MAGICIANS DAILY USE OF THE DRAWING TABLET ..!!!

[lesbienneanarchiste]

Kill the cop in your head yes but the cop in my head is not "acting professional in a professional situation and having respect for other people's time and property"