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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

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Favourite ship dynamic: no one truly knows what exactly is going on between the two characters, including the characters themselves. But whatever it is, it's written in the fabric of the universe.

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i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

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I don't think that's how it's supposed to work

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nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

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i'd like to think i'm a pretty chill, laidback person. (i'm not, but i sure would like to think it.)

that said, i do ardently believe that before a media conglomerate makes an adaptation of a pre-existing work, the creative team should be required to answer a simple, maybe sixth grade level multiple choice test about the themes and intentions of the original. and then also maybe a single short essay question where they must justify why, beyond strictly business reasons, this new version needs to exist. this would be graded pretty leniently but there would need to be something.

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do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.