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the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

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i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

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devastating news for the discourse poster: “media literacy” in the modern age includes the ability to identify which posts are bait

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saving eye contact for marriage

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when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use

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Please don’t pay for his music.

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Prompt-based fandom events are when you really learn everyone’s colors like you’ll find the people who take the prompt “death” and come up with some smarmy ship-art of character A and character B walking over dead leaves while wearing scarves and drinking hot cider and then you’ll find the people who take the prompt “sunshine” and write how a bright glint of sunshine reflected off the barrel of a gun is the absolute last thing character A sees before taking a bullet to the chest

you can lead a content creator to water but you sure as fuck can’t make him drink

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ohohoho it’s cozy kitty season

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hate going to the doctors with persistent debilitating symptoms and then then they call you with the results which is just like good news! your blood is red

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Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

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i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand