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Tony is shocked when he does something and the villains say thank you. No one's thanked him before.

This is a great prompt…and an incredible sad one. Thank you, darling!

“Here.” Tony throws the package a little harder than strictly necessary, not that it matters. These days everyone seems to have faster reflexes than normal people possess. Rumlow catches the bundle inches away from his face.

He doesn’t even bother with Loki, the demi-god will just magic anything wherever he damn well pleases. Also Tony is convinced that the guy is constantly surrounded by an invisible bubble that doesn’t let anything through without Loki’s conscious permission. He denies it of course but that doesn’t matter—it’s what Tony would do as well.

Madame HYDRA smiles pleasantly at him when it’s her turn, and Tony isn’t stupid. He knows that smile. He petulantly kicks her package into her general direction.

Sure, they all have to work together because in truth none of them want to be eliminated by Thanos. The enemy of your enemy and all that. Still, just because they have to work together doesn’t mean Tony has to like it. And he definitely doesn’t have to play nice. It’s not like there’s any Captain around to give him a disappointed glare—

Tony very determinedly stops that thought right in its tracks. The last thing he needs is to go down that road in front of witnesses, these people in particular.

“What’s this?” Rumlow asks curiously. He eyes the package like he expects it to come alive and try to eat him any second now—admittedly a tempting image.

But Tony can be an adult. And besides, it’s not like he’s got a lot of people lining up, willing to fight by his side these days. Allies have been in short supply since the breaking of the Avengers—the destruction and death caused by Thanos as a “warning” didn’t help matters.

“Stark’s not-yet-patented Survive The Apocalypse Caused By A Psychotic, Death-Obsessed Alien Kit,” Tony answers drolly.

“Huh.” Rumlow peers into the shapeless bag. “This could be…”, his voice trails of, and when he continues a moment later the word is laced with heavy implication, “useful.”

Tony smirks, cocky and challenging and deadly. “It’s designed to be,” he says in a voice that promises death and mayhem. Exactly the kind of thing his audience will go for.

Loki raises his brows, looking intrigued despite himself. “This has potential,” he admits, which is pretty much the highest compliment Tony has ever heard him give anyone.

Tony’s smirk widens but Loki isn’t done.

“Thank you, Stark,” he says, and for once his tone lacks the eternal sense of mocking Loki usually eludes. “Your aid will not be forgotten.”

It’s startling on so many levels, most importantly because Tony’s gut is telling him that Loki actually means it.

“My thanks as well,” Madame HYDRA chimes in. “When we survive this, I might just keep you.”

It should be a threat, but the self-assured way with which she says “when” instead of “if” displays a sense of optimism Tony appreciates. Or would if he wasn’t too stunned to process her words properly.

“Yeah,” Rumlow nods distractedly, still going through the contents of the bag, “what she said.”

He says the words like they’re easy, natural. They all do.

Tony—doesn’t know what to do with that. Luckily there’s a mad Titan to focus on instead.

[fleurdeneuf]

Hello! I'm Dani. My favorite colors are pink and blue. My favorite ship is the TARDIS and Nine/Rose. I own one striped cat who goes by Boo more than his actual name of Mushi. I forget what else the meme wanted to know because I am absent minded.

Hi, Dani!  YAY PINK!  I’m not sure I’ve met anyone else around here who has pink as a fave ( @perfectlyrose, maybe??).  I love blue too, but...pink!  :D  Haha, yes, the TARDIS and Nine/Rose are the best ships out there! ;)  I think Boo is a perfectly fine name for a cat, and please pet him for me. :)  (The other thing was ice cream flavor, but we’re good. ;) )

happy saturday! come say hello.

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marvelouswhovianfairytales replied to your photo “Open to anyone who wants a FitzSimmons-themed packet of goodies this...”

Yay. I missed it the other day. ^_^

woo! glad you were able to join in the fun :)

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marvelouswhovianfairytales replied to your photo

She’s such a gorgeous cat.

Thank you! One day I will get a video of her mewing and you’ll get to hear how small and tiny her voice is.

[kelkat9]

marvelouswhovianfairytales reblogged your photo:For those who don’t understand hurricanes. ...

I live in Tampa. This storm is probably the largest I’ve seen come for us.

Good luck hon and stay safe! My family is in Sarasota and the wind speed numbers are scary :(

[dilkirani]

replying to the EvB meet and greet a month later ‘cause apparently this is how behind I always am...

and since so many people replied to this part:

One of my bridesmaids, the lovely @leiascully, gave Scully’s “like a switch has been flicked” speech as a toast and I was dyyyyyying. I assume other people just thought she was being super sweet lolol.

This got looooong, so:

@consoledacup replied to your post “EvB meet and greet”

UGH that video and all her recordings! Break me. And I’m more than happy to guide you with the Myers-Briggs (igfjjfne one) test. I’m fascinated with that shit!

I just got to that ep on my rewatch and lost it all over again. I’m even more upset after the framework. Jemma Anne Simmons has survived too much to not get her happy ending with Fitz, okay. And sure, hit me up!

@itsavolcano :

your xf fics weren’t terrible!!!

girl, bye. hahaha.

@catchylove​ :

the maveth videos!!! those are just heartbreaking - they make me cry every time! excellent choice!! and that’s so cool about your wedding cake - it’s great you’ve got a husband who either shares your obsession or is just really understanding lol. either way, that’s lovely!!

haha, we first bonded over the x-files! He gets pretty obsessed with things too, although he’s not much involved in fandom so I get to be his guide. (He’s really understanding about Iain de Caestecker at least....)

@waitingforeleven :

ahh another parks and rec fan! Ben and Leslie were my original OTP before FS. :)

Yay parks and rec! I actually just started s7 on my rewatch, and I’m not ready for it to be over again. When they got engaged, my husband and I were watching with my best friend, and we were NOT expecting it and my friend and I SCREAMED. And then we all went out for celebratory waffles, not lying. It was amazing.

@howtocatchatardis :

parks and recreation is definitely one of my all time favorite shows!

It’s so great! I got my brother-in-law and his wife into it and it’s made family gatherings much better hahaha.

@somethingmarvelous :

Omg I love how delightfully nerdy your wedding was!! If I marry I totally want to use action figures as wedding cake toppers, that’s just so cool

I highly recommend it! Maybe it’s just the circles I run in, but so many weddings I’ve been to lately have incorporated really nerdy things, and it’s always fun!

@florchis :

Wow. I’m not much of a poetry fan, but I just went and looked for the poem tou recommended and discovered that the right way to interact with poetry may be by the voice of the author. Wow. Thank you.

Ohh, I’m so glad! I love poetry, but in a way that’s like...I’ll read something and just get obsessed with the voice of it. I don’t feel educated about poetry at all, but some poems are so perfect to me and I go back to them again and again. 

@unbreakablejemmasimmons :

OH MY GOD X-Files caketoppers that’s amazing. I too got my fandomy start with X-Files fic, and have had a soft spot for MSR for a hundred million years. So I love all of that so much!

I actually knew you were into XF from stalking your tumblr when I first got into FS fandom hahaha. Maybe we knew each other! That fandom was so huge though, in comparison at least. 

@tashonix :

Ooo as a Pisces and a fellow 30 year old you must be an ‘87 baby too :D I also love all of the moments you’ve picked - that was so hard to narrow down! That sounds like an awesome wedding too :)

Yes, I am! Yay another 30s person, haha. And omg yeah, it’s really too hard to pick. Hopefully they’ll give us something to blow them all away in s5 lolol.

@leopoldjamesfitzs :

Ooh!!! You watched txf too? I watched it a couple of years ago and fell in love. It’s such a different show, but such a good one. I commend you for watching it live (if you did) because the slow burn was slow enough that I was nearly screaming at the screen sometimes, and I had another episode to go to immediately. Welcome to team engineering, mighty warrior, I can’t wait to serve with you :D

I didn’t get into it until s6/7 (when I was in middle school!), so luckily I didn’t have to suffer ALL of the INCREDIBLY SLOW BURN live. But it was still difficult--like having to wait for reruns(!) of the eps I missed or for friends to send me VHS tapes(!) or spending 45 minutes on dial-up internet to download a music video. I mean, sometimes I can’t believe I survived all that haha. 

But yes, the slow burn is why I found it so funny people freaked out about it taking until s3 for Fitzsimmons to kiss. Back in my day, I had to analyze freaking lingering glances for years. But that said, can I please have more FS kisses, Jesus, show.

Thanks!!! Yay team E!

@marvelouswhovianfairytales :

I also wrote xf fanfic. ^_^ my first fics were for mighty Morphin power rangers though.

Yesss, more of us! I never wrote power rangers fic, but Kimberly and Jason were like my first ship, when I was a wee child haha.

@the-nerdy-stjarna :

I wrote Gilmore Gilmore fanfic like ten years ago. And our wedding dance was the waltz that Lorelai and Luke danced to at Liz’ wedding AND then late their own wedding (which was obviously after my own wedding which made me cry so hard). Our husbands are very patient with us.

Omg I love that that was your wedding dance! It’s so perfect for you! And yes, they really are!

@ifwehadamonkey :

i had never seen a single episode of the x-files until last year. i watched seasons 1-9 in about a month, maybe? i binged real hard. have you watched the new ones? are they worth watching? cause i’ll be real honest, i did NOT like the way s9 ended, or the movie rather.

Ahhhhh this makes me so sad because I loved XF so much and it was such a huge part of my life for a really formative part of my life, but I just...it needs to be taken away from Chris Carter. It ended terribly, and then the movie was terrible, and I still got my hopes up for the miniseries but I, yeah, can’t recommend it. Maybe some of the other XF people can give their opinion? I thought of the six eps there were two good ones? I actually haven’t rewatched since s10 aired. One ep was trying to make A Statement but was just Islamophobic. Then there was a cliffhanger. They were broken up at the beginning but then everything was just normal investigating partnership like always. I disliked what they did with a recurring character or two. I really think CC just does not understand why people loved the show and also he just got lucky. I don’t know. But I’m freaking invested forever so I’ll watch s11 too I guess. But I’m sad.

@bigfunnywords :

I am LIVING for the mulder and scully wedding cake toppers, omg.

I mean, go fandom or go home, right??

@aosfangirl81 

OMG, so, so, so much awesome cred for what you did at your wedding!! That is so awesome. Did you have a lot of X-Files fans as guests? Although, really, in the end, it only matters if you wanted it :)

Thanks!! A lot of our friends were either fans or at least understood that it was a reference, and my long-suffering mom had lived with me long enough to get it all. But I think a fair number of people didn’t haha. One of Matt’s uncles thought the cake toppers were supposed to be us, like?? I’m Indian?? We don’t work for the FBI?? But yeah, at first I was worried about people thinking we were weird or something but everyone’s just really happy and it’s fun, and it makes it more special for you if you personalize it how you want it. :) 

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Fitzsimmons 95?

Thanks for the prompt!! Send me a number and I’ll write a quick drabble!

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

Fitz groaned as he slowly came back into consciousness and became fully aware of the pounding headache in his skull. He slowly opened his eyes and was relieved to see that the hotel room was still dark. He moved slowly as he got out of bed and made his way to the en suite bathroom, taking slow, deep breaths to try and quell the nausea. How much had he drunk last night? He was a Scotsman; he could usually hold his liquor better than this.

He relieved himself and then filled a glass with water and took two paracetamol before slowly making his way back into the bedroom. He froze just outside the bathroom door. There was someone else in his bed. He grabbed his ICER from where it had been laying on top of the dresser and cautiously made his way over to the other side of the bed where he turned on the lamp to get a good look of the person’s face. Relief flooded through him when he recognized the person in the bed as Jemma.

She let out a whimper and raised her left hand to block the light of the lamp. Something shiny was glinting on her ring finger. Fitz peered at it and furrowed his brow in confusion when he saw that she was wearing what looked like an engagement ring on her finger. It was silver with a single diamond. He held his breath as he looked down at his own left hand. A silver wedding band encircled his ring finger.

“Simmons!” Fitz said reaching out to shake her shoulder. “Simmons, wake up!”

“Fitz? What?” Jemma mumbled, opening her eyes and blinking sleepily at him. Fitz would have found it adorable if he wasn’t too busy trying to fend off a panic attack. “Did Coulson call?”

“No, listen, do you remember what we did last night?”

“Erm,” Jemma sat up and winced as she reached up to grab her forehead. “We drank a lot judging from my hangover.”

“Well, that’s not all we did,” Fitz told her, taking her left hand and holding it up so she could see the ring.

Jemma gasped and looked at Fitz’s left hand. “Fitz? Did we really…” she trailed off.

“I think so, based on the rings,” Fitz said, “but I haven’t actually looked around for any paperwork.”

“Maybe we just did it for fun?” Jemma suggested hopefully. “Not that I don’t want to legally marry you,” she quickly added. “I just want to legally marry you in a ceremony that I remember.”

“Yeah, same,” Fitz said.

“I’ll call Daisy,” Jemma decided. “Maybe she’ll remember.”

Fitz nodded and went back into the bathroom while Jemma made the phone call, his nausea finally catching up to him. When he returned, Jemma had hung up and was smiling.

“It wasn’t legal,” she told him. “Daisy said we were passing a wedding chapel and I said ‘let’s get married’ and you freaked out, so I said ‘not for real’ so we did.”

Fitz nodded and went to sit next to his pretend wife. “Well, I guess it’s true what they say,” he commented, putting his arm around her shoulders. “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”

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marvelouswhovianfairytales replied to your post: Do you know whats going on with photobucket? Like...

Ironically most people would have paid for the two cheaper plans for the pleasure of not having to move all their old pictures and recode everything. But 400 a year? For my icon making hobby?

IKR? I would have totally paid $30 to save me the headache. (Or, more accurately, would have growled about it, refused to pay, start fixing, noticed how much work it was, gave up, and paid.)  

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marvelouswhovianfairytales replied to your post: Honestly I’m impressed that as deeply pessimistic...

What have they done now?

We knew Jen was coming back for one episode, and now we know that she only filmed for two days. Even I was expecting more from them when they had her for just one episode. It’s pathetic.

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@dccwrarepairswap gift for @marvelouswhovianfairytales, whom my tablet isn't letting my tag for some reason. Anyway, the prompt was Barry/Felicity, Rule The World. This may not have been what you had in mind, but hopefully you still enjoy. --- The city was theirs. Once, they’d only been underlings for their respective families. She was a low-level hacker, and he was a fixer. He cleaned up the messes. That was before. Before they’d met. Before they’d hatched their plan. He kept her alive while she pulled off the greatest hack in her life: Gathering dirt on every single leader and every single underling of both families. Soon, they had enough to topple both organizations. The ones who knew they were behind it went away for life, but the underlings? The ones who were blissfully unaware, but locked up all the same? Barry and Felicity set to work, offering them their freedom in exchange for their loyalty. Now Barry is the King, Felicity is the Queen, and they run their city hand in hand. The next step? The world. --- Edit is mine, hope you enjoy!

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More fluffy headcanons this one courtesy of my cat: Tony adopts a kitten and falls in love. His kitten would have all the best toys.

Technically it’s still bitter Sunday, I know, but since I already posted a lot of mixed stuff today and am in desperate need of some fluff here we go. Also I’m sorry you had to wait so long for this response but thank you so much for this beautiful headcanon!! 

(I just noticed that one kitten became five, oops? But I hope you like it!)

I think I’ve mentioned it before but I headcanon Tony as someone who is terrified of having a pet, of the responsibilities that come with caring for a small animal. He never has a pet, not as a child because of his parents, and later because he can barely keep himself alive and in one (more or less complete) piece. Until he’s accidentally stumbles upon a cartoon of abandoned kittens.

And he knows he should give them up, they’re young, they’ll surely find another, better home but he’s just broken things off with Pepper and one of those tiny fur balls is rubbing it’s head against his hand and making a sound like it’s trying to purr but hasn’t quite figured out how yet and Tony’s in love.

He gets JARVIS to order whatever it is young kittens need. It takes him a while, but he figures they are around twelve weeks old which is good because they should be able to survive without their mother. After that JARVIS, sweet, beautiful AI that he is, projects some information sheets onto the nearest surface–which somehow leads to Tony shopping cat toys, and boy are there a lot of cat toys, online. Also food because his kitties–there are five of them–deserve the best food. And something warm, comfy to sleep in. (He orders seventeen different models and lets them try all of them until they make a decision. Their favourite is placed in Tony’s private suite, the others are evenly distributed thorough his personal floors.

It only occurs to him that he’s supposed to name the kittens after one of them breaks his Captain America mug and he wants to yell but there’s no name forthcoming.

And well, that’s how Mithril, Phrik, Scrith, Dilitihium and Adamant move into the Stark Tower.

(”You named your kittens after metals?”

“Fictional metals.”)

And yes, they are possibly the most spoiled cats in the Marvel universe. Mithril and Scrith are incredibly affectionate by the way, and always rub against Tony’s legs and jump on his lap or try to clim up his body. Dilithium prefers to watch them from afar and generally stroll through her territory on her own. Adamant is incredibly wary of strangers and Phrik just keeps miraculously appearing out of thin air whenever Tony so much as reaches for the cat food.

Also, just to end this on a beautifully fluffy note: Imagine the other Avengers coming back home from a long mission, only to find a sleeping Tony on the couch, four warm, purring kittens draped all over him, and one pair of glowing eyes watching them from high up on a cat tree they are 85% certain wasn’t there when they left, and one of the kittens turns its head to look at them, yawns, stretches and buries itself further against Tony’s neck.

(Everyone takes pictures. They assure each other that it’s just for blackmail purposes but really, the sight is too cute to resist.)

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@chiaroscuroverse replied to your post “Hello, my lovely! My fandom name is Claire, my ship is Doctor x Rose...”

CE is actually a big cat, pass it on

....Don’t tease me like that.  OK, wait, never mind....yes, please tease me like that.

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@goingtothetardis replied to your post “Hello, my lovely! My fandom name is Claire, my ship is Doctor x Rose...”

That gif. LMAO.

IS IT NOT THE BEST THING EVER??  @rundalek made it for me in response to my sexy lounging post, because she is the best!

@lizziea2 replied to your post “Hi! I’m Liz, I ship the Doctors and Rose (specifically Nine/ Rose,...”

And two kids are definitely a lot of work, but they’re lovely.

Aww, I bet they are!  :)

@perfectlyrose replied to your post “Hello! I'm Dani. My favorite colors are pink and blue. My favorite...”

pink and blue are also my faves!!! :D

Yay, I thought so!  :D

@goingtothetardis replied to your post “Hellloooooooo. I'm Heidi. Favorite color is green -- but more of a...”

I can't get Tillamook anything where I live now, and it is a tragedy. And yes, I can share. ;) I'm feeling generous today.

Thank you, thank you. :) :)

@redthreads replied to your post “I am Skyler, my favorite color is purplish blue, my favorite ship is...”

I don't have a cat either, if it helps!

I suppose it helps a little.  At least we know there are plenty of people we can cat steal from... (@asthewheelwills, we’re a-comin’...)

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marvelouswhovianfairytales replied to your photoset “Jemma Simmons - Doctor or companion? now with added Fitz”

Doctor. ��

I just added Fitz... did your answer change or nah? ;)

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Oooh I’ll give it a go. I usually use Amazon because all 42 Hs don’t fit the same and I need free returns for the unfitting ones.

OOOOH, you’re gonna love the universal sizing thing. That’s because some brans have E and others don’t, and some even have EE and yet more don’t. 

Her Room, seriously. I’m a “d4″ over there. Out in the wild I’m not always a G. Being above DD is tough.

[tashonix]

Thank you all for the lovely replies! My desktop is being a tool and not showing me notifications so I’ve gone this way instead. 

@unbreakablejemmasimmons Season Four is amazing - each season keeps getting better and better! It leaves me really excited about Season Five and how they’re going to go better again. 

@theresalwaysaway Ha! Glad to know that I’m not the only one, maybe I will watch the other movies someday *shrugs* And us fandom grandmas have gotta stick together ;) 

@catchylove SDCC is incredible, exactly what you would imagine! If you have ever been to any of your local ‘cons (I go to Oz Comic Con and Supanova every year) take that and amplify it. The atmosphere is absolutely incredible, so many people passionate about so many things in one place. And I guarantee you’ll never go anywhere else where people will apologise for bumping into you (which happens when 130,000 people descend on the same space!) or such a great place where people don’t judge you for what you’re into. I had so many different conversations with people from all different fandoms and walks of life, it’s terrific. 

Then there’s all the other stuff like sleep deprivation because there is so much to see and do, packing into a hotel room with 8-10 others to save some cash and cos everything is booked out, surviving on junk food etc All totally worth it! Plus all the cast you can meet and fun stuff you can do off site etc etc Feel free to ask any more questions :) 

@marvelouswhovianfairytales Start watching! You will get seriously hooked, every episode is drama on top of drama and it sucks you in. Plus you’ll fall in love with the cast :) 

@florchis No HP books either! I did try to read the first one a long time ago but couldn’t get into it. Part of me has always thought I’d try again so maybe one day! And hehehe thanks, I’m glad people liked the fandom grandma line :D

@consoledacup When I go back and rewatch now I pay so much more attention to May, she’s had an awesome arc and god, how she always picks herself up again and gets on with it - super inspiring! I’m so doing Season 4 for your rewatch thing :D 

@jemmablossom Oh man I did not expect to get so into Riverdale but I did! Every time I thought things couldn’t get worse, or a character possibly couldn’t sink any lower they did! Plus Cheryl being so extra cracks me up every time :D Not to mention all of the other awesome cast :) Bring on season two! 

@inevitablefan-ne-girl Hahahah I know, I know! I have recorded some others so I might get there slowly! And SDCC is incredible (see above) - I didn’t meet any of the ‘big 3′ but I got to meet other cast members who were so lovely. Willow Shields remembered me which was amazing (I met her at Oz Comic Con in Melbourne in 2012 where I tried to teach her to pronounce Melbourne). 

Bruno Gunn (he plays Brutus) gave me the most glorious bone crunching hug. I got a selfie with Natalie Dormer. Mahershala Ali is the most wonderful man and taught me how to say his name so I was so rapt to see his success this year. We also had a really philosophical discussion with Jeffrey Wright (Beetee) about the books and why we loved them, the whole cast was so passionate about the messages in the books and doing justice with the movies. Honestly one of the best experiences of my life :) 

[jbuffyangel]

What's your favorite Felicity scene?

Fight to live. No contest. Summed up the entire show in that single speech and it spoke to me on a personal level. Felicity Smoak is the Queen of my heart.