SIM: I just... it doesn't make any sense. I've been targeting only those that I know Peter disagrees with on a personal level. Corrupt politicians, business owners and the like. I've dealt with any enemies of his that could go to far. My traps have been tailored to him specifically with references to our previous encounters in order for Peter to think about me and him together. I specifically made a new suit to highlight my best assets and have been 35% more flirtatious in my monologues and an additional 10% flirtatious during our verbal altercations. How could I possibly be more obvious in my intentions?
FRIDAY: Have you thought about maybe talking to him like a normal person? Maybe about common interests or something similar
SIM: No?
FRIDAY: Of course you haven't. Time to do something about this myself then.
SIM Tony, unable to flirt like a normal person choosing instead to commit bigger and greater crimes to attract the attention of his crush the hero Spider-man.
Much to the consternation of his Ai FRIDAY.
@starkerfestivals Summer Bingo: Villain Au
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Okay so if anyone doesn’t want any spoilers on Inside Out 2 PLEASE scroll away! I mean genuinely it’s not the BIGGEST spoiler, but it’s a line from the movie. And it would ruin the surprise if you saw it 🙇♀️🙇♀️
But yes I did make art for it, and I had to draw my favorite character from Inside out anyways, please, I thought he would look good in my artstyle 😅💕✨
No hun, no- no you can’t fix her honey you can’t do that-
Can I just say that I’ve been thinking about that line for way too long? I’ve been into Fear x Anger but, GOD, that single line SOLD ME- Best thing a Pixar movie has ever done in my opinion we LOVE the humor in this movie I love it especially. 😂
Also extra cuz I also wanted to draw Anger (one of my favorites too 👀):
I only did the sketch tho guys I don’t wanna draw Fear’s shirt again IT TOOK SO LONG-
Need an AU where after everyone forgets Peter in NWH, instead of him staying a superhero, he doesn’t really have any reason to 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎 a superhero, so he becomes a villain and fights hero’s as a coping mechanism and to let all his anger out. Everyone is confused as to why Spiderman decided to switch with no reason behind it to their knowledge. But instead of Tony just dying, he was in a coma this whole time and because he was in the coma the spell didn’t effect him, and Tony is beyond confused as to why the news is saying Spiderman is fighting other avengers.
Something I love about Spider-Man as a character: even if there's no big villain to fight, he's still a hero.
On days when there's no crime at all, he's out helping someone carry their groceries or giving directions to someone who's lost. He doesn't need anything negative to fight; he's just actively trying to make the world a safer, kinder, better place. That's what makes him a hero.
Peter was understandably wary when he got a message from known supervillain Iron Man about meeting under a temporary truce. He knew it was most likely a trap but the curiosity of what would make him ask for such a thing was too tempting for Peter.
What he wasn't expecting when he arrived at the meeting place was for a candlelit table to be set up.
Or for Iron man to be out of his armour and dressed up as if for a date.