#marv rants

[panxramic]

People bringing up Chayanne is a glass child like yeah this has been a huge thing and was one of the culminating points of the fight that happened with Chayanne and Tallulah last year. I love this family sm and I love the way q!Phil is portrayed as a flawed parent

I don’t think a lot of people realize that q!Phil is absolutely incapable of reading emotions specifically Chayanne’s. Especially when Chayanne hides them to act tougher and fine. It’s a double edge sword and it’s nothing that can be fixed if it’s not said to his face.

ex: when Chayanne said that he hated fighting q!Phil he IMMEDIATELY broke into “I’m so sorry” and apologized over and over again you can tell he felt HORRIBLE. He cracked the moment Chayanne started opening up about what he really felt.

q!Phil sucks ass at noticing when his kid feels a certain way and it’s something he KNOWS. It’s why they said they would open up to each other more because q!Phil just /cant/ read his kids minds. And Chayanne is trying his best to slowly let out his emotions and that’s GOOD.

It’s FINE. He doesn’t need to bleed right then and there. It will take time for him to process what happened and it will take time for him to open up and q!Phil will be there ready when he can.

And I know it fucking sucks to see it happen but I for one think it needs to happen.

q!Phil and Chayanne’s relationship is very unique and specific. They believe in each others abilities and trust each other to take care of themselves. Chayanne has always seen his dad as untouchable so imagine how he feels knowing that he’s not invincible?

Chayanne is a mirror image of q!Phil both in all the good and the bad. Things aren’t black and white as most people make it out to be and no q!Phil is not a horrible parent, he’s not a bad guy and no Chayanne does not think less of his father.

Having q!Phil in Chayanne’s life has been so important to his development and it’s been good. He just needs the balance that q!Missa brings. Because in all the flaws that q!Missa has q!Phil is there to pick him up and vice versa.

The death family is the most flawed, troubled, loved, imperfectly perfect family and it’s why I love them so deeply. Because through all the pain and flaws they prefer to go through it together. They love one another and support each other unconditionally.

[freddyloyd]

hmm

[holalinkkk]

Okay I’m seeing a lot of “Stolas shouldn’t have sprung everything onto Blitzø all at once and he should’ve given Blitzø time to process” but 1. This talk was soooo long overdue that it’s better that Stolas was as clear as possible and got everything off of his chest because their communication has been pretty awful thus far and 2. Blitzø was kinda the one who started heavily insulting Stolas while following him down the hallway? I don’t blame Stolas for teleporting Blitzø out, they both were very hurt in the conversation and anything further said probably wasn’t going to help the situation at all. I just hate how the fandom has to make one or the other into the bad person in the relationship like???

[girlboss-marv]

I am so FUCKING sick of columbine fangirl losers! Seeing the fucking news and seeing that piece of shit in that KMFDM shirt made my fucking blood boil.

That community is a disease. They said that they don’t condone and that they don’t idolize but they wanna be just like those sicko losers. And then shit like this happens. Fucking wake up and turn off your computer/phone and get help.

As fucking well, people need to monitor the shit their kids are doing online. Most of that community (along with the shooter) are young teens. And I’ve said it before and I’ll said it again, the tcc is a huge sign that you’re mentally ill, suicidal, and calling out for help by doing things out of the ordinary.

This shit has my blood boiling rn and I just needed to rant about it. And the fact that this will be swept under the rug in a week cause that’s how all shootings in America happen. People just don’t care about dead kids.

[panic-in-the-multiverse]

I’m getting really tired of people saying that MCU sucks now, because if I’m honest it doesn’t suck, yes I miss the old MCU with the og avengers and all that but if MCU is to continue they have to introduce more characters because if we only had the og avengers they would’ve died of old age anyway in the end, and personally I like that they have a multiverse know and the new movies aren’t horrible, sure the older ones are better but the new ones doesn’t suck, Guardians of the Galaxy are always good (some of the best marvel movies all three of them, not counting the Christmas one), Qantumania could’ve been better but it wasn’t horrible, Doctor Strange in the multiverse of madness honestly love it.

Maybe I have somehow ended up on the wrong side of the marvel fan base on the internet

[grimzeyedits]

After literally three days (cuz pixlr e sucks now) I have managed to make reply icons (three of them, funnily enough)

But there was one problem, I used ministrife sprites on the sides, and because they were all in one image and I couldn't find any singular images of the sprite I wanted on my own, I had to erase the others and THE GHOSTLY REMAINS OF THE OTHER SPRITE IS STILL HERE

I can't fix it because my three daily saves are up :'[[[[

[walker-extended-universe]

Cordell.... Davidson?

Relationship(s): Geri Broussard & Cordell Walker

Tags/Warnings: Alternate Universe- Canon Divergence, Missing Baby Issue, Cordell was the missing baby, No one is handling it well, Angst, Miscommunication, Family Feels, Family Drama, Secrets, Family Secrets

Summary: A brief alternate universe exploration of if Cordell was the missing Davidson child

A/N: I'm unsure if I'll ever do anything else with this so I'm marking it complete for now

Written for @juneofdoom prompt 2: "It didn't have to be this way"

Taglist: @theladywyn, @ihavepointysticks, @klaatu51, @itsjessiegirl1, @neptunium134

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There’s something else you need to know about that night….. 

He could hardly believe his own ears. The idea that his own mother- could he call her that anymore?- would keep something like that from him….. It didn’t sit right. 

I could hardly believe it myself but he knew too much detail for me to think he was lying….. 

He’d always known he was adopted. Mom- Abby and Bonham never kept that from him. But this? It was too bizarre to be real. 

We wanted to tell you sooner, but by the time we’d figured out what to say you’d already gone off with Denise and after that.... Well, there just never seemed to be a good time to tell you. 

Nothing felt real. Calling Gale had gone smoother than he thought all things considered. Perhaps the elation of getting to meet her long-lost son had overridden her hatred for him, if only for a short while. The thought of their DNA test coming out as a match still sent a shiver down his spine. 

We’re really, really sorry. 

The test came back positive. 100% chance that Gale Davidson was his biological mother. He requested a second test, just to be sure. Another positive result. 

Cordi? Please say something..... 

“I know this is a lot for you to take in dear. I mean, I can’t imagine why Abby would lie to you for so long....” Gale took his hand in both of hers. “Goodness knows why she kept this from me. Not to mention Marv. I just want you to know that, whatever bad happened between us, you’re my family. My son. Just know that, whenever you’re ready, you’re welcome in my home.” She smiled sweetly and got on her toes to kiss his cheek. 

It took all his self control not to flinch away from her touch.

“Are you okay?” Geri asked before handing him the beer he ordered. “I know this isn’t really easy for you to deal with….”

“You know, I think you’re the first person to ask me that,” Cordell murmured. “I don’t know what to think right now. Like…. I always knew I was adopted. Momma and Daddy told me that right out. I never thought….. Gale always hated me, even before the fire happened. And now… Now she wants to hug me and she’s calling me family like…like she didn’t want me on death row or some shit like a week ago. And Momma and Daddy are all stuck up in their guilt over everything, which they should be feeling that way, but it’s like they want me to just forgive them right off and put everything behind us. I don’t- I can’t do that. Not right now at least.”

Geri nodded and pressed the beer bottle into his hands. “Drink up; you can stay with me tonight if you want.”

He smiled at her and took a long pull. “I’ll drink to that.”

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He told his kids the next day. They handled it about as well as could be reasonably expected, which is not very well at all. 

Stella was loud in her anger, ranting on and off about how ridiculous the whole thing sounded and was he sure, like really sure, and asking hypotheticals about what, exactly, they were supposed to do with this information.

August was quieter. He was upset, that much Cordell could see, but there was a storm behind those eyes that may very well never see the light of day. August asked a few questions, finishing his interrogation by asking if their heritage meant they could go back to the ranch. Cordell just repeated Gale’s words. That seemed like a decent answer, though his son was still quiet for the rest of the day.

He did eventually talk to his parents. They were as apologetic as they’d been the day before, but he shut them down and told them he wasn’t ready for that talk yet. Maybe later, when he had a chance to really process it, but he still felt too raw.

Talking to Liam had been harder than expected. Out of all the Walkers, Liam had always had the biggest issues with the Davidsons, so maybe it shouldn’t have been a surprise. But they were still brothers, regardless of his blood. Liam had never treated him like he was different or bad just because he was adopted; why would that change now? Things were just complicated for him these days, it seemed.

“It’s not that I don’t trust you or anything but-”

“But what? It’s not like I chose this!”

“I know that but-” Liam sighed. “Look, I just- What does this mean for you? For us?”

“What do you mean ‘what does this mean’? It barely changes anything! We- We’ve always been brothers. This doesn’t matter!”

“Doesn’t it? Is that why you’ve barely said a word to Mom and Dad all day? Because this doesn’t matter?”

“That’s completely unrelated to this. They lied to me for most of my life. You’re just deciding that things have to be different for no good reason.”

“That’s not-”

“Do you think I like this? Do you think I wanted this? Do you really think that I’m entertaining this for any reason beyond getting our home back?” Cordell huffed. “I don’t like this anymore than you do. But it’s happening and maybe- just maybe- if I play along, we can go home. Is that such a bad thing?”

“Is that really it?”

“Wh- What are you even talking about?”

Liam shrugged. “I don’t know. Just…. You’ve always been kinda soft on them.”

Cordell just stared at him, dumbfounded. “Are you serious?”

“I’m just saying-”

“Well stop!” he snapped. “You have no right to accuse me of anything. Just because I tried to be civil, I’m a traitor?” He scoffed. “I honestly thought you were better than that. I figured a lawyer would know a thing or two about being objective, but I guess there’s a reason you got fired.”

Liam rolled his eyes. “Why am I not surprised?”

Cordell stormed out of the room. He knew he probably shouldn’t leave the conversation that way, but he wasn’t in the mood to have an argument that didn’t need to be had in the first place.

He could deal with Liam better once he got his own feelings in order.

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Standing on the front porch of the house he grew up in felt weird. He was coming as a guest- and he was a guest, no matter how much Gale tried to call him family- and he could already see the redecorating the Davidsons had done. Gone were Abby’s flowers and Bonham’s woodworking projects. Instead there was kitschy Home is Where the Heart is decor and bare rose bushes.

He tried to smile when Gale opened the door. “Hi.”

She grinned brightly. “Oh, hello!” She wrapped him in a tight hug that he cautiously returned. “I’m glad you could make it for dinner. Did you bring the kids?”

“Uh, no. No, they- they weren’t up for it.”

“Oh, alright….” She stepped back, pulling back out of the hug just enough to leave her hands on his arms. “It’s so good to have you home. Feels like a lifetime since….” She sighed and shook her head. “Look at me, getting all depressing on a day like this.”

“It’s okay,” he said. “I’m…having a lot of conflicting feelings right now.”

“Oh, I’m sure.” She finally dropped her arms, releasing him. “I just…. I can’t stop thinking about how it didn't have to be this way, you know?”

“Yeah, I guess not,” he said, because he didn’t know what else to say. “Is, uh, Denise and everyone okay with me being here?”

“Well….” Gale’s smile dimmed a bit. “Denise is working late and Colton and Dan are still unpacking things at the farmhouse. But that’s alright; we’ve got plenty of our own catching up to do.” She grabbed his hand and dragged him inside. “Go on and wash up; dinner’s almost ready. I made my chili!”

Cordell wondered if it was too late to fake being sick. “Sounds delicious,” he muttered. “I’ll- I’ll just be a minute.”

“Take your time; make yourself at home.”

He flinched inwardly and wondered if she realized how obtuse she sounded. “Yeah, sure….”

As soon as he was safely in the bathroom, he took out his phone for an emergency text.

[To: Geri]: I might need to stay over again tonight

[From: Geri]: My spare room is always open. What’s the occasion?

[To: Geri]: I made a questionable decision and I’m not sure I can handle seeing my family after

[From: Geri]: Say no more. I’ll get some more beer on the way home.

[To: Geri]: You’re an angel

[From: Geri]: And don’t you forget it ;)

At least she was on his side.

[rhys-ravenfeather]

In Defense Of Kevin McCalister

WARNING: Super long, pointless rant/character analysis about a now 33-year-old movie coming up.

You have been warned.

Also, disclaimer: it has been years at this point since I've seen Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, and I'm like 99% sure that Home Alone 4 is set in the Bizarro Universe, given that all the original characters are played by new actors. So I won't be counting the events from either of those movies for this post, just the first movie. Also, for that reason I'm just going to keep referring to Marv and Harry as the 'Wet Bandits' throughout this whole post, instead of going back and forth between calling them that and the Sticky Bandits.

Anyway! It's December now, and I think at this point everyone and their dog theorizing about how Kevin is a psychopath, or sociopath, or grew up to be Jigsaw (no, really, for those who don't know that IS an actual theory) because of the torture he put the Wet Bandits through is almost as much a holiday tradition as actually watching the movie.

But I finally got to rewatch the movie recently, and I have a few thoughts.

I. The McCallisters

So um, I don't know about you guys, but from what we see of the entire extended McCallister family at the beginning of the movie, they kinda seem like a lowkey toxic bunch:

Okay, maybe 'toxic' is a bit much--to their credit, there are a lot of extra people in that house, they're about to go abroad for a trip, so it's not surprising that everyone would be stressed out and tensions are running high.

But that doesn't make their behavior right.

Early on, we see the family, kids included, pushing their stress and misery onto each other, and especially onto Kevin. Granted, Kevin himself is kind of a brat at the start of the movie, but guess what?

He's still an eight-year-old kid.

He's the youngest, at least in his immediate family, and the whole night he's either ignored by the adults, insulted by his siblings and cousins, no one bothers to help him pack, and he's told he'll have to bunk with his cousin, who is a bed-wetter. That's a LOT for a kid to deal with, and with everything piling up, can you really blame him for snapping over something as simple as a cheese pizza?!?!?

So to sum up: This eight-year-old boy spends the entire night getting dumped on and looked down on by all his older family members, and in the one moment he finally dares to retaliate, it results in a mess that gets all of them even angrier at him, and he's sent to his room angry and upset, and feeling like all of them hate him.

You're really going to tell me that none of you ever had an experience like this with your families as a kid????????

Can you really blame him for wishing his family away after a night like that?!?!?

Also just a quick side note: Someone else pointed out that, well, Kevin thought he made his family disappear. So it's not really surprising that the kid would probably think he's tough enough to take on two grown adults after that.

Now, that all being said, let's talk about:

II. The Wet Bandits

Look, I'm not going to act like I didn't wince watching some of the torture Marv and Harry went through, especially Marv stepping on nails and Christmas ornaments...talk about agony of the feet (don't boo me, that's the actual trope name!)

But there's one teeny, tiny little thing I think most people tend to overlook when talking about these guys, and the hell they went through...

MARV AND HARRY ARE CRIMINALS.

We literally start the movie with Harry pretending to be a cop to get information on the McCallister's home, and their security defenses, so that he can rob the place with Marv later.

And okay, to their credit, it's not like the pair start off trying to hurt Kevin right off the bat.

Doesn't change the fact that they were still planning to rob his home, and very likely WOULD hurt him if/when they found him in the house they were planning to rob.

And yeah yeah, the McCallisters seem to live in a rich neighborhood, and seem very well-off themselves, but you can't tell me that you would see THIS outside your house:

And NOT get scared, especially if you were a small child left at home with no family to help and protect you.

Kevin doesn't go full Jigsaw on them right away--in this scene, after tricking the pair into leaving by turning the lights on, he runs and hides under the bed, like the scared child that he is.

To address another post that I've seen once--'KeViN cOuLd HaVe CaLlEd ThE pOlIcE aNy TiMe!' No. He couldn't have. The phone lines were down.

Also, the police, for most of the movie, seem uncaring at best--when his mother calls the police to get them to check on her son, they all but roll their eyes when talking to this worried, scared mother who wants to make sure her son is safe, and while a police officer DOES come to check on the kid eventually, Kevin is still too scared from seeing the burglars to answer the door. Because, again, he is a confused, scared child.

And again, the very first 'police officer' we see in this movie is revealed to be one of the very criminals trying to rob his house.

And yet, when the kid accidentally steals a toothbrush (because he was scared of his neighbor, who was in the store with him), a cop goes after him.

Oh yeah, and it's not like Kevin goes full torture technician on the Wet Bandits the SECOND time they come around either--just uses a lot of dummies, cut-outs, and strings, as well as Christmas music, to make it seem like the house is full of people.

Then the Wet Bandits find out they've been had.

And it's then, and ONLY THEN, that Kevin turns his house into a Saw trap--remember, these grown men are dangerous criminals who fully intended to rob his place, and again, it's not a stretch of the imagination to think that, even though they didn't want to hurt him originally, they wouldn't have ANY PROBLEM WHATSOEVER doing so when they came to his house again after finding out that he tricked them.

TL;DR: KEVIN WAS A LITERAL CHILD WHO WAS LEFT TO FEND FOR HIMSELF AGAINST TWO BAD PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE HURT HIM, OR *WORSE* IF GIVEN THE CHANCE JUST TO GET WHAT THEY WANTED, AND WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT HIMSELF.

[cha0ticlesbian]

// Opinion on the Carol/Valkyrie scene in the Marvels?

// Specifically how they did not break physical contact in the slightest?

I LOVE THEM!!! I’ve been a valcarol shipper since Brie and Tessa did that panel at ace comic-con and I’ve been WAITING for them to appear on screen together ever since

As much as I love their scene together I would LOVE to know more about their relationship and how they met (I like to think they met sometime after endgame when they saw each other in the battle) but I ADORE that scene!

The way that the first person Carol calls after she goes through that is Val, she knows she can depend on her when she needs and I think that they would even bond over similar trauma (their gfs dying)

The way she runs into Val’s arms and Val just knows she just knows this is what Carol needs, she grounds her with the physical touch

(the hug, hand holding, the touching her arm)

And of course Val reassures her and calms her down, and she just KNOWS she knows Carol isn’t okay in that moment and I just think that the way she speaks to her is so sweet (“Marv”🥹)

AND THE CHEEK KISS???? That was so gay dude they are in love and you can’t tell me otherwise, that is probably the closest we’ll get to sapphic rep in the mcu

But I just love them and yes some ppl say it doesn’t make sense but I think they compliment each other really well and Brie and Tessa have so much chemistry and I could just talk about them FOREVER😭🫶

Ps. Thank you for asking me this so I get an excuse to rant about my hyperfixation

[beerecordings]

Just wondering, how much groaning and eye rolling would there be with the werewolf boys when the alpha/beta/sigma male idea starts to become popular? How would it even look like in this universe? I’m seeing Sean shaking his head disappointedly in his hands and Anti groaning so loud and Marv’s eyes getting tired from the amount he’s rolling them and Jamie sighing before trying to sink into the couch from the suffering of having to listening to an alpha male influencer during class or something lmao

hey Leo!! I have been away for a few days but I love this question

Wolf Bite has an alpha concept but not defined concepts of betas, sigmas, omegas, etc partly because they're human enough to not need to divide like that, but also because some of that stuff about real wolf packs is not accurate anyway. which I think totally contributes to their annoyance when ideas like that start to get popular! they would be totally annoyed. Jackie probably doesn't have much of a reaction to some macho guy at the gym who thinks he can mess with him, because if people are wrong then people are wrong, can't change their minds. but the others think it's cringe lol. they would definitely all be groaning and rolling their eyes.

and Anti likes it when 'alpha males' get in his face so he can trash them.

it can have some dangerous consequences however, especially in this universe, because some humans do perceive Alpha wolves to be very dangerous. that can lead to real Alphas and real packs being treated poorly. if 'alpha males' try to use the term to mean misogynistic, domineering, and arrogant, it could be a problem for actual Alphas who are just trying to be good leaders, and who can be any gender. plus young or new wolves could get the wrong idea about what to do as an Alpha or about how their Alpha should treat them!

that kind of talk about Alpha wolves does make some of them kind of nervous, even if they know Jackie wouldn't ever be aggressive with them. every now and then Anti will flip his shit on Jackie and Jackie has to just not react, because Anti's still got Alpha issues leftover from Iris. he doesn't do it consciously, but he tests Jackie to see if he'll ever hurt him if Anti goads him. JJ watches this closely - he's still forming his idea of what an Alpha is. and Chase has some masculinity issues and needs to be reassured sometimes that Jackie isn't trying to be the man of the house, just a leader who respects him

but don't get Sean and Marvin started on this topic!! they will RANT

[panxramic]

Missa cubito ohmygod today’s stream was SOOO.

Firstly, I haven’t talked about this but the fact that q!Missa has finally accepted the family home as his home too makes me want to snob. The fact that he calls it HIS home too, after spending so long distancing himself and saying that he doesn’t deserve to live with them? It makes my heart spin. And yes he still has his movements of self doubt but he knows now that this is his home and this is where he will always return to no matter what.

And I adore the little things that Missa notices. Last stream he got so giddy over the barrel in the house with his name on it and got so happy that he was included with the rest of the family even if he didn’t have anything in it. And then once again today gasping and getting happy at seeing the barrel again as if it was the first time all over. Missa loves being loved and he adores the little things the family does to show it. And how does he return the favor? With drawings he can leave behind dedicated to each one of them. Because he loves his family and he will find a way to physically show it even if he can’t be awake when they are.

And ohhh today with the cakes. He struggled so much and he lost so much energy trying to make the birthday cake for Tallulah but he would not give up until he got it done for both of them because his kids deserve it. And can I also point out I don’t think he realized it was also Chayanne’s birthday but he still made him a cake because he wanted to give something to his son and not make him feel left out. And when he was making the drawing for Tallulah he would not stop and he would not let ANYTHING distract him because his daughter deserves the world and she deserves the perfect painting.

Then come the raccoons. He goes and helps them clean because maybe he can earn money for the family and help out more around the house -> something Missa has always struggled with. He always wants to provide for the family the way they have him so he goes along with these raccoons. Then it all goes to shit when Bad logs on and he finds out it was his home they were cleaning. He finds the dead bodies and he gets scared because… who is this man he’s been calling his friend? Why does he have a grave of bodies underneath his home?

Missa runs. He tries to run away from q!Bad but he always finds him. And then it gets revealed that Missa was working with the raccoons and Bad backs away from Missa because how could he betray him. And Missa does try to explain it, he doesn’t know what is going on. He’s lost and confused and no one is answering his questions. q!Bad threatens and leaves q!Missa with the racoons just for the racoons to stab Missa in the back and rob him too.

This is when he asks himself, who can he trust? q!Bad isn’t who he thought he was, and the racoons betrayed him. He has considered q!Bad a friend for a long time because he’s always on when Missa is on and is always there to help (though if you ask me I would argue the opposite). He tried finding a way to justify Bad’s behavior, even the stuff chat brings up until he can’t. So, he goes back home and prepares a letter to Phil.

Because he realizes after everything in his life, after continuously trusting and relying on the wrong people, he concludes he can only trust q!Phil.

Missa never really leaves letters. His thing has always been paintings and small gifts. But for the first time (in what might be a long time) he leaves Phil a letter. Now that he’s accepted this is his home, he sees it’s also a place people can use to hurt him, in this case q!Bad.

Notice how when q!Bad came back and said he was gonna prank q!Phil and left, q!Missa immediately ran in to check on the kids? His priority and his fear will always be losing his family. He has spent so much of his life pushing himself a way from them, he doesn’t want to lose them when they’re so so close.

But as always… Missa runs. He runs away and sleeps somewhere else for tonight.

In his defense, I will say that this time it’s different. He’s running to protect his family. Is it the best option? I don’t think so. Missa always has struggled with feeling like he isn’t enough. And in this case, his families lives could be in danger so he runs away, because it’s his fault and he isn’t enough to protect them.

I will say. Things have changed. Because this time around he warned Phil. These two have had SOOO many instances of miscommunication and not talking to one another and we finally have a moment in which Phil is hearing directly from Missa. Not some other character, not his kids, Missa.

And the last thing Missa said when he went to bed. He wasn’t sleeping on a bed, because the only bed he will ever sleep on is the one in his home. LIKE FUCK. Yes he ran, yes he left to protect his family. But that’s his home. That’s where he will ALWAYS return to for comfort and safety. It isn’t a forever. It’s just for now.

For the first time, Missa is certain he will always have a home to return to.

[holalinkkk]

I don’t understand the people who constantly complain about and criticize Helluva Boss. Like I understand the writing isn’t perfect but you aren’t going to change the fact that there’s people who enjoy the show? So why not just stop wasting your time and stop bumming the rest of us out 🙄

[disparate-traveller]

Your intuition is right, someone is bullying Marv again. BUT he only had a breakdown for a small period of time and is now just yelling and ranting. He said he’s going to bite someone.

HELL YEAH HE SHOULD BITE PEOPLE ACTUALLY.

I hope he does. He deserves it.

[maleficentfanatic99]

*Home Alone 4: Taking Back The House Extreme Rant*

REALLY?!? 20TH CENTURY FOX?!?

REALLY?!? 20TH CENTURY FOX?!?

REALLY?!? 20TH CENTURY FOX?!?

LIKE YOU HAVE TO MADE HOME ALONE 4?!?

YOU WANT THAT'S IT I'M DONE THAT'S THE END OF RANT GOODBYE!!!

Just kidding guys, time for me to do an extreme rant on Home Alone 4.

WARNING: This post does contain some rage caps, and strong language.

If you don't like this post, do not look at it go look at something else.

Before I'm gonna tear this movie apart I'm gonna drink alot of cans of Coke Zero.

*Drinking Coke Zero*

That was a good Coke Zero.

So i'm not going to explain the story because the story sucks!

LIKE THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN (2002)

LIKE, THIS IS THE WORST HOME ALONE MOVIE IN MY LIFE!!!

SO BEFORE I TEAR THIS MOVIE INTO PIECE, DO I HAVE GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS MOVIE?!?

NOOOOOOO!!!

NO GOOD THINGS ABOUT THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!

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AS FOR THE NEGATIVES?!?

I HAVE ALOT OF MILLIONS NEGATIVES ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!!

THE STORY IN THIS MOVIE SUCKS!

THE BACKGROUND AND SOUND FX IT'S FAKE, THEY'RE CHEAP AND LAZY THERE JUST LIKE A VIDEO GAME!!!

WHEN YOU GRAB THE VIDEO GAME CONSOLE, SET IT UP ON YOUR TV, GRAB YOUR CONTROLLER AND PLAY HOME ALONE 4 THE VIDEO GAME!!!

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THEY BE LIKE?!? "yAy hOMe aLOnE 4 tHe vIDeO gAMe!"

LIKE FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

Well I will admit, I like Kevin McCallister, and his Family in this movie because there are good characters in the 1st two movies.

Well get to the Marv, and his Wife in this movie later.

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THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY FOR THAT!!!

OH BOY AND NOW LET'S GET INTO THE WORST CHARACTER!!!

YES!

THE WORST CHARACTER AND THIS MOVIE HAS TO BE?!?

"MARV MURCHINS AND HIS WIFE VERA MURCHINS!!!"

BOTH OF THEM ARE THE WORST CHARACTERS IN THIS MOVIE THEY BEEN DOING ALOT OF BAD STUFF IN THIS MOVIE LIKE DOING SOME EVIL THINGS!!!

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM!!!

&

THANK GOD BOTH OF THEM GOT ARRESTED BY THE POLICE FOR WHAT BOTH OF THEM HAS DONE TO KEVIN MCCALLISTER!!!

SO, PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR GUYS, DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE.JUST AVOID IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!

IF YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE A BETTER HOME ALONE MOVIE?!?

THEN GO WATCH 1ST AND TWO MOVIES, WHICH IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE THRID FOURTH, AND MODERN HOME ALONE MOVIES!!!

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY AFTER ALL!!!

HOME ALONE 4: TAKING BACK THE HOUSE!!!

GETS A 0/10. "IT'S BULLSHIT!!!"

Don't worry guys? I will do a Rant on Home Alone: The Holiday Heist, and Home Sweet Home Alone as soon as I can whatever I feel like it.

My next positive reviews will be?

"3 Wonka Movies"

Yes my next positive reviews will be all 3 Wonka movies, stay tuned for that and I'll see you guys later and peace out everybody.

[sebeth]

Who's Who In The DC Universe #1: Intro, Abel, Abnegazar, Rath, & Ghast, and Abra Kadabra

When I was young, there was no internet. If you lived in small towns, there was no comic book store. You had to settle for the comic books that could be found in the spinner racks found in drug stores, grocery stores, etc.  You may not get every issue of the series. The internet didn’t exist so you couldn’t jump online to ask questions. You had the actual issues, the letter pages in the issues, and your own imagination to fill in the gaps. There were also a handful of series that I bought religiously (and were always available at my local spinner rack) that were essential in building my knowledge of the DC and Marvel Universes. The series were:

Who’s Who In The DC Universe

Secret Origins

The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe

Marvel Saga: The Official History of the DC Universe

Seriously, the number of characters I decided were my favorites after a one/two-page entry! I’m on a nostalgia kick for my childhood comics and the vastness of the DC Universe before the Crisis on Infinite Earths. Don’t get me wrong, I love characters from the various reboots – Tim, Conner, Kyle, Bart, Helena B, the various post-crisis JSA legacy characters. I simply don’t think DC needs to “Crisis-reboot” every few years, make a new continuity “to make things easier for new readers” only to re-insert old characters and storytelling elements into the new continuity thus complicating the new continuity and causing another “Crisis-reboot). But I’m beginning to veer off into a lengthy rant about what I don’t like about modern DC/Marvel comics and this post is about nostalgia.

Let’s crack open the first issue of Who’s Who in the Dc Universe, published in 1985. In retrospect, its hilarious that DC was putting out these 24 issues in the midst of the Crisis of Infinite Earths series, considering the Crisis would retcon most of these entries. Maybe should have started a few years earlier. Oh well.

The inside cover features a brief history of the beginning of DC Comics. The highlights:

February 1935: New Fun Comics is introduced to the world. Six months later, Jerry Siegal and Joe Shuster would create (no, not Superman) Doctor Occult.

December 1935: New Comics was published. Twelve issues later it became New Adventure Comics and later simply Adventure Comics. The series featured characters like Sagebrush ‘n’ Cactus, Jibbly Jones, Sir Loin of Beef, the Federal Men and others. I consider myself to be very well-informed of the comics from the Golden Age to the Final Crisis era but if you are familiar with those characters of New Comics, I salute you as a comic book expert.

March 1937: Detective Comics, the first all-new comic based on a single theme is published. Simon & Schuster again created the debut characters of Slam Bradley and Spy. Simon & Schuster are most well-known for their creation of Superman but they deserve credit for their non-Kryptonian DC creations. Slam Bradley, original star of the Detective Comics title would later be integrated into the Gotham titles, most notably in the Catwoman series written by Ed Brubaker.

April 1938: Action Comics #1 was published and featured Simon & Schuster’s most famous creation: Superman

Marv Wolfman than states that Superman was quickly followed by Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkman, etc.

Not mentioned is DC buying out various companies in the 1970s/1980s: Charlton, Fawcett, Quality, etc that led to the acquisition of characters like the Shazam Family, the Blackhawks, Plastic Man, Captain Atom, Blue Beetle, Peacemaker, Judomaster, Nightshade, the Question, etc.

The inside cover also contains a pronunciation guide for the characters with entires.

The entries:

Abel by Joe Orlando

Caretaker of the House of Secrets, somewhere in the Kentucky Hills

The House was built by the mysterious Senator Sandsfield who swore that no one but a pure-bred Kentuckian would ever live there

Sansfield’s wife went insane within months of living there, he sold the house

The next four owners, “none of whom were of pure Kentucky stock” fled the house within three months’ time

The house’s next owner attempted to move the house across the state line, the house itself rebelled (!): “tearing itself free of the trailer and forcing itself over a cliff, before finally coming to rest beside a cemetery less than 200 yards from the state line

The only other house in the area is the House of Mystery, standing just across the cemetery

Little is known of Abel’s life before he became the caretaker for the House of Secrets except that he was a solitary, lonesome man, with an imaginary companion named Goldie

Abel was recommended for the job by his brother Cain, the caretaker of the House of Mystery

This is what modern comics is missing – sentient houses that rids itself of unwanted owners via insanity or old-fashioned murder! I never read much of the House of Secrets/Mystery titles so I don’t know if the series played up Abel and Cain’s biblical connections. I do remember the duo making an appearance in a Secret Origins issue and the fratricide was jokingly mentioned. Late 80s/early 90s readers will recognize the duo from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman series. Gaiman did have Cain murder Abel (don’t worry, he gets better). Modern viewers will know the duo from their appearance in the Netflix Sandman show.

Abnegazar, Rath, & Ghast by Craig Hamilton & Dick Giordano

The trio inhabited Earth a billion years ago, “using their magical powers to spread evil over the planet’s prehuman population.

The trio was banished to internal imprisonment beneath the earth by the Timeless Ones.

The trio had created talismans – the Silver Wheel of Wyorlath, the Green Bell of Uthool, the Red Jar of Calythos – and had hidden them beneath the earth’s surface

Felix Faust conjured the spirits of the trio in the 20th century in an effort to gain more power. The trio informed Faust of the talismans but warned they were guarded by magical creatures.

Faust decided force the Justice League to unearth the talismans, setting events in motion that would free the trio in the past

The Justice League, already on a mission in time, defeated the freed trio

The JLA would battle the trio on three other occasions.

The trio is goofy looking, Each one wears nothing but purple briefs and pixie boots. All three are pink-skinned. One looks human except his skin is covered in circles. Two are bald but the third has a mohawk, One has huge pointed ears and another has oversized eyes. I was always “meh” on the trio. They are also known as the Demons Three.

Abra Kadabra by Carmine Infantino & Frank McLaughlin

A stage magician from the 64th Century, frustrated by the lack of audience acceptance as the super-science of the time made his tricks seem commonplace.

Kadabra stole a time machine and journeyed to the 20th Century where he still failed as a stage magician.

He decided to use his futuristic scientific knowledge to commit a series of robberies, forcing his victims to applaud his actions.

His crimes led to repeated confrontations with the Flash (Barry Allen).

Abra needs to accept that he sucks as a magician. He had all the future knowledge and tech and he still couldn’t succeed? He should have been blowing Penn & Teller, David Copperfield, etc, out of the water! The various Flashes have such an extensive Rogues gallery and Abra Kadabra is important part of it but I’d put him at the “C” level.

[poopersdoopers]

i just had a sanji head cannon from watching yuri on ice omg.

it goes back to him being a stern softdom HELP all my hopes and dreams realized.

definitely abo dynamics involved.

imagine being a twitch streamer. one of the top fem omega streamers.

you have been having a tough month, the last of your cycle about to hit for the end of the year:

- it makes your anxiety and depression worse

- mood swings become ten times more intense.

- and your cramping plus really irritable.

-so your alpha bf sanji suggests to stop streaming until you’re feeling better.

-you honestly could do it, after making a name for yourself and keeping your self afloat for years.

-the two of you are quite comfortable when it comes to finances as well.

-but instead, the stubborn defiant part of your brain says no!

-and another side of you wants to melt into the comfort of your alpha.

-and another side would miss your community so much? and what if your numbers drop? what if you become a failure and let down others —especially up and coming omegas.

-your anxiety spikes and your soreness is heightened by it, so you do what you do best and go against your bf’s wishes: streaming it is.

-asmr comfort stream: cute & funny clips to react to.

-comfort games like kirby, zelda, or fun indie games.

-you prop up the comfiest pillows in a makeshift nest and put a water heater on under your shirt so quell your cramps.

-normal fans account for your quietness and recount how your usual heats start around his time but they know not to comment on it, as it’s a sensitive topic and kind of tos to discuss.

-a tts alerts and alarms you goading about your alpha not keeping a watchful eye on you ..blah blah blah.

-your face goes red but instead of screaming or ranting as you usually would or just banning, you sit there and cry.

-something about it humiliates you and makes you feel weak, so you ask the mods to ban them and take the stream key.

-your alpha bf sanji walks in moments later, asking why you’re upset, kissing the top of your head, and rubbing your shoulders.

-he asks if your still feel achy? or sick. you don’t answer face in hands absolutely crushed. that’s when he notices the red camera light beeping.

-another tts goes off: pushing you further. telling them to ignore that sexless loser chatter, but it’s too late.

-sanji feels anger bubbling up in his chest, the need to protect but also make you submit and give into your heat at your pace.

-he lifts you into his arms, making sure to block your face from the audience, then sits in your makeshift nest pulling into you into his chest.

-“i thought we discussed you not streaming when you’re like this.i don’t want to show you off to everyone when you’re in *this*vulnerable.”he rubs circles into your back.

-your hiccups slow down, feeling your panic subside at his presence.

-you hide yourself completely into his neck and ask him if he’s going to punish you.

-he shakes his head no. “only if you want it because it’s what you need. it’s not really a punishment, it’s you letting yourself be settled.”

-you hug him closer, he now rubs circles into your hip, as if he can tell exactly where your back aches lie.

-“i think that’s the end of stream for a while, mods get rid of the vod. thanks everyone.”

-you nuzzle closer into his neck. he lifts you out of the chair-nest and into your bed, where you half began to make a nest before deciding to stream.

-you shiver beside yourself in fear.

-“you wanna tell me what happened”

-you shake your head no.

“you wanna tell me what you need?”,you would speak but your jaw was locked and you felt that familiar soreness wash over.

-“you wanna be settled?”

-you nodded. sanji grinned impossibly wide.

-“ill be whatever you need me to be right now. just tell me.”

-“alpha” he kissed the top of your feet, your ankles, down to your thighs. then slipped your shorts off in one fell swoop. you whined.

-“shhh…just let yourself be settled”, he grabbed your arm and locked it behind your back. marveling at how pliant you’d become but with a little fight left in you.

-then came the spanking and the tears. his hand firm and strong as if he float you off into that familiar headspace and take the reins of your mind. you tried to kick him off, not out of malice but out of fear of the desperate place you’ve always went to and some people looked down on your kind for it. sanji never did. he enjoyed settling you. he enjoyed your little routines. he loved seeing you all sweet and submissive. and he was always willing to give you more and more love under his careful embrace.

-he chides, telling you, you can run away almost you want and he’ll still love and fuck his sweet little omega 🏃🏾‍♀️(im coming sanji). he’ll hold you down and take all the fight until all you want is him.

-you eventually give into him, mind racing to one point: sanji sanji sanji. you can hear yourself mumbling his name under your breath.

-he’s in awe at how long it took you to settle, but full of desire -pupils drawn wide- at how you wither under his touch.

-after your bottom is properly red, he draws you back up for a big kiss, then it’s back into his lap, where you grind your wet pussy against his hardened cock.

-you’re still there not fully taken by the madness of heat, so he holds you close and watches you grind against him until you’ve had your filk. praising you endlessly.

-he cleans you up, taking extra care of your sore bottom, rubbing soothing lotion and massaging out kinks from your hips, back, and thighs. you feel the familiar need lessening a little, as he pulls your shorts back on and then presses your fully into him, his cheek rubbing against yours.

- “y/n ur so cute!!! i can’t believe it. even when your feisty and miserable, i can’t believe it”.

-typical sanji you rolled your eyes.

-he picks you up and you secure your legs around his waist, his freakish alpha strength keeping you secure with one arm.

-you watch as he grabs supplies between the kitchen, bathroom and main room. he then plops you down on the kitchen counter , you watch him cut up some fresh fruit for you to eat.

-you shake your head no at first. he looks around you sternly and you shiver, but still your stubbornness wins.

-“do i have to put you over my knee again, little girl?” his eyes sharpen.

-okay wow! you suddenly feel yourself floating away a bit, your bottom feel tighter, and you begin rubbing circles over your clit.

-sanji steels himself, kisses you once before throwing you over his shoulder and picking up the plate of fruit.

-suddenly you were in your alphas lap again, safe and sound as he fed you his food. this was sometimes the only way you’d eat during heats, in the comfort of his lap, and right off of his plate. you were truly as submissive as you were stubborn through and through.

-after you’d had your fill he decides to reward you by filling your hole with his cock. keeping it warm, before your heat really hits you. he kisses over you sensitive scent glands,forcing some of the sweetness out, before scenting you. enveloping you in the soothing scent of tobacco, vanilla, cinnamon, a little bit of thyme. it sometimes made your nose tickle and you giggled, wondering how your own sweet scent mixed with his warmness.

-he keeps you locked into place, before lifting your legs up and fucking your in a steady pace. you grab tightly onto his thighs and hold onto dear life. completely immobilized you couldn’t fuck back only beg for release and move further down into the fuzziness you’ve been fighting all day. he makes you cum 3 times, before knotting you and finally letting go of your legs. then placing a hand on your clit to draw more orgasms out of you as he pulses into your tight sweetness, milking him.

- “little one, you know i love you.”

- you were too far gone to even reply. but you tried anyway. “mmmm yeah”, you hiccuped at another pulse of cum coating your insides.

-his hand slowed down. “so why did you disobey me?”he growled.

-you tear up a little, “im sorry, alpha i thought i could handle it”.

-he sighed, “i understand why you do it and what you’re trying to prove to those shit heads out there. but why push yourself when you clearly do not feel well. i’m a little disappointed sweetheart.”

-“i have to keep working!”

-“you do not have to. not when you’re like this.”

-you wanted to pout, fight back, but ultimately he was right and you deflated. disappointed?

-you wanted to get up out of his lap and go stream just to prove a point to him and alphas everywhere that you were more than your secondary gender.

-but the knot between the two of you kept you there and normally you would love that, in fact it was your favorite thing to do at the end of the day.

-in the afterglow, cuddle closer to your lover, be praised endlessly and praise him back. you loved hearing how good you are for him. stare into your alpha’s pretty big eyes and melt. he would ask you about your day. you would ask him about the cafe he was planning on opening up soon, with his adopted father. you would listen to him talk for hours about his dreams, even when he’d gone soft and you were empty. just listening to him made you happy enough to just doze off. and you’d always wake up to kisses all over your face the next day.

-instead you were here fighting and it wasn’t fair because you weren’t in the right headspace and it felt like sanji was using your sensitive biology against you to win a war you didn’t know was waged.

-then it hit you…and you started crying from distress for real…all the anxiety and tension releasing from your brain at once. and sanji could feel it, sensing that he fucked up.

“we don’t have to talk about this right now. im sorry, my dear.”

“can you not criticize me when im like this? u already feel bad enough as it is , i can’t even control my body. do you know how much im trusting you right now to even do this?”

“you’re right, dear. i’m sorry. i did not intend tead to— “

“you intended to tell me what to do, framed it as a “suggestion” then shame me for wanting to work through my one weakness”.

he looks at you, understanding a little bit better what you are struggling with,

“you’re half right. my hind brain wanted to order you to submit. keep you locked on my knot the moment i saw you quiver this morning. but i knew it was your decision. but you ended up almost hurting yourself, to prove ?”

“that omegas aren’t weak during their heats.”

“baby you are vulnerable, please. you’re killing me.”

“don’t call me weak.”

“i wouldn’t dream of it. you are more than capable of taking care of yourself. but”

“but”

“but you need me just as much as i need you during my rut. it’s fine. it’s normal.”

“that’s so easy for you to say.”

“easy to say and even easier to practice doing instead of seeing my omega, my darling little princess work while in pain. or hear assholes speculate over our relationship and write it in a chat.”

you were stunned. he had known. and—

“i was watching to support your decision and i walked in to help you, not just control you like you were a helpless little child.”

you wanted to dig a hole and crawl away into it. be. buried by centuries of guilt.

“don’t run from me. don’t run from who you are, who we are *ever again*. i know it’s hard, harder than i could ever imagine understanding. but i can’t just sit there and watch you harm yourself.”

he wrapped an hand around your neck, lightly squeezing.

“what is if you went into full blown heat and those bastards got a hold of you? what if you went into subdrop? and beyond that the mental anguish you clearly feel being exploited by viewers?”

you gulpped.

“i couldn’t bare it. not as your alpha or lover or boyfriend but just as someone who cares deeply for you.”

he squeezed around your neck harder, before letting go.

“you’re mine. and im going to fuck that lesson into you until it’s understood. got it?”

“i’m yours alpha”.

“good girl”.