#marry the raccoon

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Ladies and gentlemen, please introduce my new characters

They're all raccoons. I'll tell you about them in order

Smarty is a very smart raccoon who understands literally everything in the world. He was born to his parents named Marry and Fuzzlebut. But when his younger sister turned 5, he, along with his mother and sister, left his father, as his mother divorced him and married another raccoon named Clinton. When Smarty became a teenager, he and his sisters began to live because Doctor (DATA DELETED) sent Marry and Clinton to other eras. But Smarty and her sisters managed to escape from him. A couple of years later, he meets Cowardbot who wanders around the globe after leaving his "fathers". The smart guy invites him to join them, that he agrees with him. Initially, the Smarty and Cowardbot had a brotherly relationship, but much later they became a couple. Smarty looks a bit like Kuromaku from "13 cards" in his hairstyle and clothes. It is known that he received the gray eye color from one of his biological father's parents

Marry is an ordinary raccoon who loves her three children. In her youth, she fell in love with Fuzzlebut, but her parents told her not to marry him, but she did not listen to them and married him and had two children with him. But after the birth of the child, she gradually began to realize that her husband did not want to help her with the child at all just because of his laziness. She already wanted to leave him, but her husband impregnated her and she eventually gave birth to a second child. When her daughter turned five, Marry couldn't stand it anymore and eventually divorced Fuzzlebutt and she thought to herself, "What a fool I was. I married this idiot. But my parents told me, don't marry him." Later, she married Clinton, who was a very pleasant raccoon, and gave birth from him daughter Marine. When her children became teenagers, Doctor (DATA DELETED) attacked her and Clinton and she got into the era of Zhanna Dark, and Clinton in another era

Fenya is the younger sister of Smarty who was born to her parents and left with her mother and brother from her father because her mother filed for divorce to her first husband

Marine (belongs to Sega) is the daughter of Clinton and Marry. In her teens, she began to live without parents, along with Smarty and Fenya

Clinton is a very nice raccoon who married Merry and they had a daughter, Marine. After Doctor (DATA DELETED) attacked him and Marry, he fell into the era of Ancient Egypt

Fuzzlebut is an ordinary fat raccoon who only likes to be lazy, have fun, eat and sleep and does not like to help others at all. His full name is Mister Otto Von Fuzzlebut. He married Marry just for the fun of it. When Smarty was born, Fuzzlebut didn't spend any time with his son at all, not even his daughter after she was born. When Marry told him that she was divorcing him, he only had a reaction of "hee-hee" and "ha-ha". Later, he gets to the village where Sonic and his friends live, has fun with them and then goes his own way. Fuzzlebut is named after a minor raccoon with the same name from the cartoon "Littlest Pet Shop"

[rystiel]

[dojelofj]

MAGMA WITH @naisuzushi !!!!!

ref art ^^^^

BONUS!!

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[starmunchandthefunkybunch]

gotg spoilers

what killed me is that when Rocket looks up at Pete, and says 'we have to save them' and Pete responds, 'we did', and rocket says, 'no, them' and Peter, all too eager to make Rocket happy, is like, alright, I'll help you save them.

Then, Peter, being followed by herds of animals, racing onto the ship, is asked, 'I thought we were sticking to higher life forms?' and Peter, the perfect depiction of a husband going along with what their spouse says, arms full of animals, says,

'thats what I thought too.'

They're married, I don't...

Peter's response and expression is the exact picture of a husband whose spouse just brought home 20 pets.

In this case it's a whole damn zoo of escaped animals.

[rascalentertainments]

WG!Flazino x Dahlia in a nutshell

[melanodis]

his ass falls off a catwalk and then just walks it off to the horror of everybody watching (if anybody)

Oh believe me, Jeremy fucking hates it because then he has to chase his medical attention avoidant ass through the pizzaplex till he can finally corner him in an office somewhere like a scared cat so he can assess the damage. To nobody's surprise, his insides are usually thrashed.

[columboscreens]

[its-raccinky]

"Look, babe! It's you."

- my boyfriend being romantic on our anniversary

[fannishstuff]

Part two of this.

[zoskas]

not enough people drawing the robot and the dilf raccoon making out they were endgame to me sorry

[ruaidhri-rory]

khikhikhi, look what's happening 🤭

[ratguy-nico]

[velbsy]

Sonic art dump HEHE EGGMAN IS AFURRY CONFIRMED???

So here’s just some art of my sonic oc Violetta and Eggman ^^ we love a villain couple (I’ll elaborate more later I’m at school)

[hug-kiss-marry-kill]

[soimarriedahorrorfan]

In this weeks episode we take a trip to Raccoon City, as we look at the lastest cinematic adaptation of the Resident Evil franchise. Did they finally get it right or were we hoping to be swarmed by zombies at the end of it?

Hit that play button now and give it a listen