#married turian

[sihakadan]

Another one done! Idk who she is, I just went with it and I am really happy with it. First alien down! Whoever she is, I hope she is flourishing, moisturized, in her lane.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Back on my bull. Apparently, health's getting worse. That's not good.

In other news though, proud to say I've officially completed a story about Castis Vakarian in my head.

That is all. Garrus is a sweetheart, but idk, you guys. The daddy pull is strong in Castis. I wanna stress that level-headed man and until he's got no choice but to love me.

With approval of Plo, of course. ♥ Welcome Official Husband #3, Castis Vakarian.

[wingsy-keeper-of-songs]

I have finished the Mass Effect Trilogy.

I am varying levels of Not Fine and I have drowned myself in Shakarian fic to fix the amount of Ow My Heart I am currently feeling. Goddamn, what a game series.

Oh, and the Catalyst can go to AI hell forever. That little Darwinist Walmart-brand Alexa motherfucker. Try to make me think you're the pinnacle of evolution and shit. Don't even try it with me, you little shit. I had Harbinger bitching at me for over 40 hours I am not even in the vicinity of letting you or your death machines live.

[sebaall]

Please stop and help my family 😢

I am Saba, a nurse, and I have not finished my last year of education. I am married and live with my family from Gaza. I have a family of 5 people, my father and mother. My father is mentally ill and suffers greatly. My sister has children who suffer from lack of food. My niece is chronically ill with diabetes and the situation is getting worse every day. She needs a lot of care and organized and very expensive food. We do not have money and the severe cold in the tent is becoming more dangerous with the rain every day. Every day my family is becoming more dangerous. Please help save my children, my father, my mother and my family 😭

https://gofund.me/5adfe159

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Save my family from hunger and cold 😭🍉‼️

[shorooq-mahmoud]

A Confession from the Heart of Suffering: An Unbearable Reality

I hope you read my confession, and thank you. This is the reality of all the people of Gaza.

Whenever I think of the life we used to have before the genocide, I have to struggle to hold my tears so I don't cause my children more pain than what they already feel. Our life, then, was neither easy nor perfect but it was full of warmth and the simple joy of being together under one roof . We have never felt completely free because we have always been under a siege that has only gotten worse during this war but at least we felt somewhat safe and we had quite a decent life with the means that we were allowed.What kept us going was our belief that the future might be brighter one day.

‏Hello, I am Shorooq, a nursing graduate of the University of Palestine in Gaza. I was married and gave birth to my first child, Jamal, on October 6, on the first day of the war, where I suffered from problems in childbirth and providing diapers and milk for my child in case of cutting the minimum basic necessities of life

‏The first sound he heard was the sound of bombing and planes instead of quiet music. My husband and I dreamed of raising him in a peaceful environment with peace like the rest of the children of the world, and in the arms of our family, because he is the first grandson of the family whose ancestors remained in Gaza. His uncles, aunts and cousins suffer from the harshest types of torture, including displacement, famine and cold

‏It's a heavy heart I'm making this post asking for help. I was able to leave the Gaza Strip for Egypt with my family, where the price of survival was very high.

‏The occupation killed our dreams, and we lost our country, our family and our friends. Our work, but we arrived in Egypt after exhausting all our financial capabilities, and we now live in Egypt without any source of income, and we live with another family and we do not have work to meet our daily needs and provide my little son with food, drink and children's supplies.

€0 -> €25k😔💔

‏Please help save our lives and consider donating to my cause. There is no very small donation and every donation is appreciated.

Please Support my family 🙏

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[madamedramatics]

A scenario where Shepard jokes with Vega, saying she's practically Garrus' wife now after she promotes him to her XO during the war, resulting in them unintentionally spending a lot more time together.

The joke goes over Vega's head, and he goes to congratulate Garrus personally. Garrus is confused, and Vega promises to keep the "secret marriage" a secret. Garrus now has to figure out how in the hell he accidentally proposed to and married a human and how is he supposed to tell his dad he missed the unplanned wedding and the ceremonial meeting of his fiancé. He was almost 30, but this was going to get him grounded for at least another 30 years or maybe even life.

Was he supposed to get his new wife a gift? Where they supposed to get matching tattoos like Turians? He could've sworn he read somewhere that humans consummated their vows the same way Turians do. Where did he go wrong dammit!?

He adores the idea of Shepard being his wife and loves knowing that she was so excited that she even told Vega about it. He just now has to figure out how he married her in the first place without her knowing he doesn't know. Because then she'll think he never wanted to marry her, and that is NOT the case. Maybe Tali will know? No way. She'd just call him a bosh'tet. Wrex will also call him a professional idiot. Liara won't judge, but he's sure she still hasn't gotten over her crush on the Commander, and he doesn't want to rub his new marriage in her face. Maybe Joker will tell him if he promises him the new fornax issue.

Garrus has had his fair share of giving his dad a pseudo aneurysm, but this one was going to send him into cardiac arrest for sure when he finds out his son married a woman the family didn't even meet. He needs a drink...after he finishes bribing Edi to scrub away everything she just heard him say out loud.

Garrus doesn't know that Vega is the galaxy's worst secret keeper, telling Shepard he's keeping the secret marriage a secret unwilling to let Shepard convince him that she's actually not married yet. She goes to see Garrus to have a good laugh about Vega's idiocy but walks into Garrus telling Edi he will use Shepard's override if she doesn't get rid of something.

Garrus is absolutely mortified and gives the cheesiest greeting to his "wife." She assumes Vega already brought the joke to Garrus but she's not overlooking him trying to be suspicious with Edi. He recovers, mentioning it was for his sesrch history for a gift he wanted to get her. He did intend to get her a gift so the phrase wasn't a complete lie...

She jokes about it and calls him her husband. Garrus, the realist he is, does not take this as a joke. She leaves him to his vices, and Garrus is now in a full-blown panic. He needs to understand what he did, and he needs to know now.

(If my brain gets any more random ideas, I'll at least finish and provide a resolution to this concept, lol. Feel free to offer your own ending)

[mohammednafeez]

🆘🆘STOP, YOU Will FIX It❤️

Watch my story then go 🙏

I am Mohammed and my family of children from Gaza. We lost my livelihood, my home and everything I own in the war. I am writing to you with all the pain inside me and I hope you will respond to my call and save my family.😭💔💔

This is my family of 7, my sister is married and has 4 children, and we are now living in a tent 💔💔😭📍

Help me please🍉😭😭🙏

$1 makes the difference in saving the lives of me and my family from this war 🍉⏳

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[motazjad]

Hello!

My name is Motaz Jad Al-Haq, and I am a nurse from Gaza. I am married to Fedaa Al-Nadi, a pediatrician, and together we have three beautiful children: Mohammed (9 years), Omar (7 years), and Nima (4 years). I am reaching out to you with a heartfelt plea for assistance, not just for my family but for the many others facing similar hardships in our region.Since October 7th, the war in Gaza has had a devastating impact on our lives. Our home has been destroyed, our jobs are lost, and everything we once had has been reduced to rubble. Each day, my wife and I volunteer at a local hospital, trying to provide care to the injured and alleviate their suffering. Despite our tireless efforts, neither of us receives any salary, and we are left to live in dire conditions. We have been displaced multiple times, and we now face the daily struggle of securing basic necessities like food and clean water.Your donations, no matter how small, can make a significant difference. They can provide us with a meal, a clean water bottle, or a moment of safety in these difficult times. Each contribution brings hope and alleviates our suffering, giving us strength to face another day.Please consider donating to this cause and sharing our campaign with your friends and family.

My campaign is vitted by

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[anyonghalimaw]

HELP SAVE A DISABLED CHILD'S LIFE

i'm making this post on behalf of @noor-yashour, whose son muhammad is disabled. there was a lack of oxygen during his birth, leading to muscle weakness/relaxation. he was improving with physical therapy, but all of that went away when the genocide began. his condition has severely deteriorated because of this.

SHARED BY @/90-GHOST

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[helpjuju]

I am Ahmed from Gaza. I am married and have three children: Jumana, 8 years old, Suhad, 6 years old, and Muhammad, 3 years old. Although they are young, they have survived previous wars, but this current war is the most difficult because I am not with them and cannot provide water, food or a safe place.

Our lives changed on October 7, when my children were home with their mother. The sounds of bombing were getting louder everywhere, and with every missile strike, my children’s bodies were shaking. My wife and children left our house in a hurry and moved to another house, then to school. Later, our house was surrounded, burned and completely destroyed. It wasn't just the loss of our home, it was the loss of safety and security and our dreams, including those of our children. They destroyed our home and ruined years of our lives.

I also lost my job. Job opportunities in Gaza are extremely scarce due to the blockade that has been in place for more than 17 years. I ask you to help me save my children from the famine that is occurring in northern Gaza and provide them with the minimum necessities of life, such as food and water, despite how expensive they are, and so that I can get them out of the Gaza war to Egypt in peace.

❤️❤️Thank you all❤️❤️

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[dyspunktional-leviathan]

1. ✅️My number has been verified by @gazavetters, my number on the list is ( #226 )

2. Knowing from the butterfly (1153)

https://gofund.me/5770752d

👋Hello, my name is Jamil Totah, I am 35 years old from the northern Gaza Strip. I am married to Tahani Subaih, 31 years old from the Gaza Strip. I am a mother of three children. The oldest is Sanaa, 7 years old, Hanan, 5 years old, and Hala, 3 years old. My children and I were separated from my husband and went to the southern Gaza Strip without my husband. 👨‍🦳 Since October 7, my children and I have lived in fear and hunger. We have lost many things in this war. We lost our home and our limbs. My children and I were displaced to places that are not suitable for living. Now we live in tents in Deir al-Balah. We are facing real famine in Gaza. My children and I went to bed without dinner because of the lack of food. We had to eat animal and bird food. 🥺 Because  The high cost of flour is just to fill my children's hunger and after they eat it causes them diarrhea and stomach pains and we are facing a problem in providing water and when it is available it is not safe to drink and my little girl cries and asks for eggs and vegetables🥬🫑 and fruits I cannot bear it because of the lack of money and the spread of viruses that caused my children to have skin rashes and winter is coming and I do not have the ability to provide my children with clothes, blankets and shoes to provide them with warmth

📢So I hope that you will help me in the near future even if it is a little to provide my children with their needs and necessities

🙏🙏

€536 out of €60,000

!!!!! No donations in three days, only one donation in six days !!!!!

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[sol-consort]

Omg do you think humans don’t vibe with the Asari as much as they do with literally every other species is because we know where we stand with everyone else?

We don't vibe with asari? I mean, I have personal beef with them bc of how they handled ME3, but besides that, the asari have been a little delightful, pretentious, but charming still. It's hard to stay mad at someone so pretty.

But you have a point, humans and turians mingle more often than humans and asari. Hell, humans and krogans seem to have much more fun. Even salarians enjoy our food and culture... but the asari are just there.

I think humanity's lack of "special" bond with asari is because...well, the asari can't exploit us in a way that matters.

LISTEN—listen okay. So, each species the asari are close with "lacks" certain things. Salarians with their imbalance 90/10 male to female ratio meaning a lot of them will never get married, Krogans inability to have kids because of the genophage, Vorcha with their limit 20y lifespan and underdeveloped society, Quarians living in poverty and requiring, expensive antibiotics, environmental suit and its maintenance costs to stay alive.

And the asari take advantage of that. Not always malicious, but they feel inclined to meddle within each species and attempt to fill the empty spaces in order to advance their own society.

Many salarians marry asari, said asari not minding since they'll outlive them.

Krogans who desperately want kids, the one thing the asari can give them.

The vorcha whom they actually enslaved and exploited for years, who couldn't defend themselves in court because the asari would just stall the case until the vorcha eventually dies, not to mention the fact they kept them illiterate and uneducated on purpose.

Swindling someone out of their money in Thessia is not a crime, there are zero laws to defend the customer, everyone is trying to scam everyone and quarians always get the short end of the stick and end up signing up for things they don't understand, drowning in debt until the asari sells them to a different company they must work for like a slave.

The asari are parasitic by nature. They find a weakness within a species and exploit it to advance their own. They're probably not aware of it, nor do it intentionally, but this is the reality of their existence.

A race that requires a different species to reproduce will always only prosper on the suffering of others. A Cuckoo is very beautiful, but it can't build its own nest, so it lays eggs in other birds' nest and tricks them into raising its own. A brood parasite. As the chick hatches, it will push the other eggs off of the nest, ensuring it's the only one that remains.

They can dress up their society as much as they like, swear by the goddess, adorn all the titles of justicar and else. Speak with eloquence and act with grace. They still are opportunistic parasites at their core.

Humans are self-fulfilling, everything the asari can offer us—both the good and the bad—we already have ourselves. Even our biotics research advancement reaches a stage in ME3 where the asari asks to have a look at it.

We like the asari, but we don't need them.

Not to mention the whole brainwashing thing to make themselves seem the most appealing to your brain, tricking you into viewing them as very similar to your species—yeah we glossed over that we too quickly.

It could also just be the Mass Effect storywriters keeping them a blank page on purpose, all the stuff about the asari intricate world, brutal capitalist society, inner conflict, civil wars as several groups demand isolation from the rest of the aliens, the fact they can easily birth bloodthirsty demon like biotics, or the whole racism issue based on who the father is, all of that is swiftly swept under the rug fot the "hot human-lite all-women alien species."

The turians are also a species that seemingly doesn't lack anything.

Sure, they can be a little uptight and too military centred, but they seem uh happy with their mandatory bootcamps for kids?

So them and the asari don't mingle much, they are on good terms but asari don't often go for turians, and it's true the other way around as well.

You see more human/turian couples than asari/turian ones in Mass Effect.

[strawberrykidneystone]

garrus and shepard getting married in secret before the final battle because both wanted the other to have life insurance if something happened

and shepard froze some of her eggs before the war, giving them to garrus in her will to make the human-turian babies </3

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Fic title: curiosity killed the cat ( but satisfaction brought it back)

My brain is honestly going: someone hears a rumour about person B's sex life and wants to test it out and whooo boy does it work out.

It can almost be anything really. BNHA, DCxDP, Dragon Age...

uhhh.... actually...

Imagine Mass Effect AU where Shepard and Garrus are on the citadel at the same time before ME1. Shepard and her friends are talking about aliens and sex, and someone says: I hear Turians are really good. So it's rapidbly becoming a dirty joke around the table of drunk soldiers.

Then Garrus and his cop buddies show up to the bar, and one of them overhears these drunk humans talking about sex and aliens. It's good humour, so the guy joins in joking about it. Then suddenly it's the two groups getting drunk and making stupid jokes. Someone googles things, another makes jokes and then suddenly Garrus is inviting Shepard to his apartment.

Both can say curiosity made them 'die a little' but oh satisfaction brought them back.

Pairings: Shakarian

More notes: This could be the start of a larger AU where Garrus and Shepard are a couple before the series. Hell, having them be a married couple with a kid before it would be so much fun.

[thefloatingstone]

Do you suppose that after Shep and Garrus got married she would wear his clan markings? At least to Turian events?

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

(I hope wherever @kfawkes is they're living their best life)

[dovahbee]

Shadow Broker intercepted comms transcript

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SUBJECT(S): GARRUS VAKARIAN, JANE SHEPARD

LOCATION(S): NORMANDY SR2, TASALE

MODE(S): VERBAL, ELECTRONIC

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Transcript

[GV BEGINS CALL]

JS: Vakarian?

GV: morning, Shepard.

JS: there a reason you’re calling me at this unholy hour? sound of your own voice just isn’t doing it for ya anymore?

GV: i would never disturb you without reason, CO.

JS: right.

GV: what?

JS: so, why are you bothering me this time?

GV: you know, many people across the galaxy would kill to be on my speed dial.

JS: that right?

GV: yeah. if you’re not careful, you might lose me forever.

JS: nah, your scrawny ass would always end up back here, brooding in the battery.

GV: you’re such a pleasant, friendly being. anyone ever told you that?

JS: everyday.

[pause, GV subharmonics]

GV: so i cant stop thinking about that human game you told me about-

JS: no.

GV: come on, please Shepard! humour your favourite turian.

JS: bold assumption. and no.

GV: seriously? is it Sparatus?

JS: Oraka.

GV: damn.

JS: hah.

GV: just a moment, currently collecting the shattered shards of my soul to bring to Chakwas in the morning.

JS: you might be my favourite turian poet if you keep up the dramatic bullshit.

GV: noted. now back to that human game we were gonna play.

JS: i am not playing ‘fuck, marry, kill’ with you.

GV: it’s for educational purposes.

JS: those educational purposes being?

GV: first up: Me, Wrex, and Alenko-

JS: no!

GV: come on, i want to learn about you.

JS: you mean, you want to learn who I’d fuck, marry and kill.

GV: well. yeah.

[pause]

JS: you. all three.

GV: what?

JS: you heard me.

GV: [incoherent]

JS: i’d rock your world, marry you in a cathedral, then slit your throat.

GV: mmm, you have such a way with words. and that’s not how the game works.

JS: it isn’t?

GV: i… don’t think so, no.

JS: hmm, guess we’ll never know. goodnight, Garrus.

GV: no wai-

[JS ENDS CALL]

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