#married snamione

[trippingontheescalator]

Which Classic Novel Should You Read Based on Your Fave Snape Pairing

Snily - Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë (1847). Let's see, a low class and abused, brooding Byronic leading man? Check. Madly in love with a woman who ends up marrying a snobbish rich man who looks down on our hero? Check. Obsessed with her even decades after her death? Check, check, and check. Oh, and let's not forget that the child the woman has with her husband shares her eyes. Hm, suspicious.

Snames - Pamela; or, Virtue Rewarded by Samuel Richardson (1740). So, as a fellow snames fan, let's be honest with ourselves: all of our fics can be boiled down to "I can change him." We want James to be despicable, inhuman, and cruel to Severus, and then we want James to realize how disgusting he is and grovel at Severus's feet, because we are all basic bitches. So basic that one of the earliest novels in the English language is basically this. Pamela originated this trope.

Snirius - Deep Water by Patricia Highsmith (1957). Snirius fans are unafraid of dark, toxic relationships and unhappy endings, and, well, here's a book for you! Deep Water is about as toxic as you can get. It's about a man who murders his wife's lovers.

Snucius - Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw (1913). Alright, alright, so this isn't a novel, this is a play, but fans of this pairing definitely seem to be into the whole sugar daddy/"I can turn this feral street child into an elegant gentleman" kind of vibe, and this is what this play is all about. Audrey Hepburn is fantastic in the film adaptation My Fair Lady (1964).

Snupin - Bear by Marian Engle (1976). You Canadians are probably like, "What the fuck? Is my OTP a joke to you?" The answer is yes, but that's beside the point. Hear me out. The main character is an archivist who is very bad at relationships and kind of shuns society in general. Like our Snape. She ends up in the Canadian wilderness on an assignment going through a dead person's belongings. Also, this dead person kept a pet bear that our heroine now has to take care of. Our heroine begins to yearn for something wild, our pet bear is a literal bear, but also incredibly pathetic and docile just like Lupin. Anyway, the two fuck. Literally, she fucks a bear. THIS BOOK WON THE GOVERNOR GENERAL'S LITERARY AWARD. THAT'S LIKE CANADA'S PULITZER I THINK. None of you werewolf-fuckers should act shocked and dismayed by this. We all know how you really think Sirius's prank should have gone (in which instead of James rescuing Snape, Moony makes sweet sweet love to him).

Sorry, guys, no Snarry or Snamione. I don't really read those pairings so I can't give an accurate recommendation. But if you've got thoughts, add to this!

[smilingformoney]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

no one tagged me in this but I saw @hirukochan do it and decided to steal it

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Eight

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

425,915 (most of them Soul of Ice, obviously)

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Harry Potter but specifically Snape, and Alan Rickman characters

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

See, this won’t work so well because I have eight stories, but if we could have chapter kudos it’d be a much more interesting exercise to see my five most popular chapters. Anyway:

Soul of Ice

Happy Ending

Soul of Ice One-Shots

Professor Snape II

Morality is an Illusion

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Not unless I have something to say, maybe I should?

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Definitely Three Secrets considering you die at the end.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I want to say Happy Ending for the title lol but really it’s Soul of Ice, which so nearly had a heartbreaking ending but I couldn’t do that to my babies!

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Nope, the Snapedom is generally very positive! And who could hate Dad Snape?!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I’ll write pretty much any smut, but I prefer it to be part of a wider context, hence why I don’t write a lot of one-shot smuts. The one-shots I do write are pretty freaky though 😎

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

No, I’d get too lost in the lore trying to explain why the crossover was happening 😂

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Yeah, y’all remember when this happened?

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, nobody is insane enough to try and translate my whopper of a fic 😂

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, I don’t see how it’d work personally, although I am big into using people as soundboards. Soul of Ice would be very different without @sevsnapes and For the Love of Books wouldn’t even exist without @snowblossomreads

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

doctorrose, though I’ll probably never write for them. Any form of Snape/Happiness is a-ok in my book but Snephy is obviously my favourite form of that.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I’m gonna finish them all! I promise! Eventually!!

16. What are your writing strengths?

Characters. The most common compliment I get is that people like my OCs, Abbie in particular.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

I’m always conscious that my narration isn’t very descriptive. It feels very “he did this and she did that, then they did this and that.” I do try to go back and flourish it a bit but I struggle to be anything other than literal in my descriptions. eg, if I had to describe a table I’d be like, “The table was a rectangle with four legs. It was made of wood.” 😂

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

If I felt the need to do that for whatever reason I’d probably do it like, “Insert dialogue here,” she said in German.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER TOLD THIS STORY ok so I was like 9 or something like that and I wrote a snamione story but my mum found out and made me stop because Hermione was like 13. So I did stop but I didn’t just ghost the story, I made a post that my mum said I couldn’t write it anymore but that Hermione finds out Snape is getting married so she gets together with Ron instead. I don’t remember much of what I actually wrote, only that it started with Hermione noticing that Snape had very sad eyes. I’m pretty sure this was before the last book came out so I clearly knew what was up!

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Soul of Ice, always and forever. (I count Professor Snape II as being part of it.)

Tags: @sevsnapes @giosnape @mamawolfsmith87 @snowblossomtumbles @thestephanieflora

[snamioneprompts]

Snamione prompt - Don’t marry him

[nidamae-approvedhpfanfics]

Must Be the Season

A Snamione romance where they are unknowingly married by Ron!

by Susan / apckrfan

My site, AO3, FFnet, LiveJournal.

SUMMARY:

Having taken her NEWTs independently after Voldemort's death, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to work as an apprentice under Filius Flitwick. A frustrated Ron, unhappy with Hermione being so busy (and often with Severus) as well as his own position as an auror trainee unwittingly casts a spell that sends Hermione right into Severus Snape's arms.

STATUS: Complete

Harry Potter, T, English, Romance, chapters: 14, words: 56k+, favs: 358, follows: 211, updated: Oct 13, 2021 published: Sep 12, 2021, Hermione G., Severus S.

[saintsenara]

Have you read cursed child? I recently read it on my friend's recommendation after years of avoiding it as bad fanfiction. Which, it definitely kind of is! I was, however, pleasantly surprised by Ron and Hermione in it... I can't believe this fandom doesn't talk more about how Ron chooses to die with her and how Hermione asks him to kiss her before the dementors sweep in on them. This is the stuff of dramatic fanfiction! People complain about Ron being very... movie!Ron in the play, but they're so in love I almost don't even register it. And him asking her to marry him again! God. They're so good. Why isn't Romione more popular.

thank you very much for the ask, anon!

i have not read the cursed child - partially this is a result of having got back into harry potter fandom during the pandemic, and therefore having missed the period when it was everywhere in 2016-ish; partially it's because having returned to the fandom after jkr went off the deep end does make me less comfortable engaging with her newer ip, even in circumstances where she doesn't get any money from it; partially it's because i don't have the backbone to be perceived as a harry potter adult while buying it from a charity shop.

which is a shame, because - as you outline here - it sounds so fucking camp, which is something right up my alley. and i do really like many of themes and tropes which emerge in it - i am, for example, a paid-up bellamort baby truther; i like the concept of scorbus; i saw an absolutely deranged post once where someone was trying to claim that cursed child proves snamione is canon, and that's nonsensical energy i respect; someone sent me a picture of a scene where harry polyjuices into voldemort and tells delphini she's not as good-looking as bellatrix once, and i screeched; i am genuinely impressed to hear that it does romione well...

we could have had it so good, but i fear it's not to be.

[danpuff-ao3]

wanna hear your thoughts about Lily (Evans)/Narcissa 😁

Pahn!!!! Thanks for the ask! 😁 I do love me some Narlily! (Though I prefer Cissily, but most people use Narlily I think so I shall too!)

1.) What made you ship it?

It first occurred to me when it appeared as a background ship in crowthing's Starlight. And my only thought was "um, yes????" Then I found a Snegurochka fic with Narlily called The Lost Prophecy About the Woman in White and I was like "definitely yes."

2.) What are your favorite things about the ship?

The aesthetic, ngl. Blonde hair and red! Blue eyes (my preference) and green! Hot ladies being hot together.

Also like...two women from such different worlds. Narcissa, the pureblood, the aristocrat. Lily, the Muggleborn from Cokeworth. Slytherin and Gryffindor.

So if we think about Lily as being super feisty and fierce and independent, and Narcissa being this elegant graceful lady abiding by the status quo...and Lily sort of breaking the spell a bit. And trying to convince Narcissa to be herself and live for herself. But the Black family loyalty is strong. The idea of tradition versus progression and freedom. The things they can learn from each other. Being so charmed by each other, in spite of their differences, and in spite of how "wrong" it is.

Oh oh! Also the drama potential of Narcissa standing up to her family, or even if she doesn't and their secret is found out????

Then all the possibilities in wartime of spying and using each other for information. The infidelity once they're married to Lucius and James. Also the idea of them getting their shit together and raising Draco and Harry as brothersssss. 🥹

Idk there's so much potential and the "opposites attract" line and the "quasi enemies-to-lovers" aspect is just sooooo appealing to me!

3.) Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

Probably the fact that I prefer all the questionable elements haha!

ship asks

answered: Dramione, Snarry, Jegulus, Jily, Dron, Starbucks, Riddledore, Snupin, Remadora, Fleurmione, Snack, Snumbledore, Scorbus, Jeddy, Moonchaser, Snamione, Ronmione, Tomarrymort, Flintwood, Narlily, Snape/reader or OCs, AD/GG/TMR.

[arabellatheauthor]

Snamione Fics

Completed

Wear Something Green

Transfiguration Professor Hermione Granger and Potions Master Severus Snape are unlikely friends in this post-war snapshot. But when Hermione needs a date for a special event, will Severus be able to keep his cool? Rating: T Word count: 2,997

On Second Glances and Second Chances

Severus Snape must marry his student to protect her from the Dark Lord. He expects her to be as annoying as ever. What he doesn't expect, is to fall in love with her.  Rating: E  Word count: 1,800

I Need You Right Here With Me

Severus is dying on the floor of the shrieking shack. He doesn't want to die alone.  Rating: M  Word count: 330

Flawed, Imperfect

“Severus!”  And then she heard it.  A low groan. Four muffled syllables that could have been her name.  She whipped towards the sound and saw him, lying in a pool of darkened snow. Hermione couldn’t tell where his dark robes ended and the blood began.  Rating: M  Word count: 2,385

Toast & Tea

Severus has been sitting next to Hermione Granger for breakfast in the Great Hall for months now. And every morning, he watches her covertly take a jar of Nutella from her robes and slather it on her toast. She seems perfectly happy to sneak the sweet treat every day while Severus sits next to her, but not once has she looked at or spoken to him, and he is determined to find out why. Rating: M  Word count: 19,785

Another Love

Five years after the war, Severus finds Hermione crying in the snow outside the castle in the dead of night. There's something familiar about her sadness, and he finds himself wanting to help. But how much does he have left to give?  Rating: M  Word count: 2,235

Sensory Deprivation

She lies there, blindfolded. Ready. Waiting.  Rating: E  Word count: 2,431

Between the Body and the Breath

A moment in time between two lovers.  Rating: M  Word count: 300

A Fortuitous Accident

After an accident collecting potions ingredients, Hermione and Severus have to move fast, but there's one problem — there's only one shower.  Rating: E  Word count: 2,844

Speak Now

Severus Snape was not the kind of wizard to be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion, but Hermione Granger was not the kind of witch to be marrying the wrong man.  Rating: T  Word count: 4,676

Fairy Lights

Severus has a surprise for Hermione on New Year's Eve. Rating: G  Word count: 963

Messy Braids and Potions Kits

Christmas Eve with the Granger-Snape family is nothing short of perfect. Rating: T  Word count: 2,962

The Bucket List

Hermione needs a partner for her bucket list adventures. Who better than her professor-turned-colleague and friend Severus Snape? Rating: T  Word count: 7,202

Apprentice

This probably wasn't in the apprentice handbook. Rating: E Word count: 1,072 

The Rule of Three

When Severus Snape unexpectedly runs into Hermione Granger in a bookstore in Dublin ten years after the war, he finds that the know-it-all might just grow on him. Rating: T Word count: 9,432 

Works in Progress

30 Days

Hermione Granger thought she'd have her life together by age 28. So when she is suddenly forced to start over, the last person she expects to be a part of that equation is her former Potions professor. And she certainly never expected to be his sugar baby.  Rating: E 

A House is Not a Home Without You In It

Summary: Hermione looks at purchasing a home away from city life and is surprised by what she finds.  Rating: M 

[snamioneasks]

Hi I am trying to search one fic I read a long back...I just remember that Severus and hermione were married and have 4 kids and they were all in the end were head of their houses. Author toned down the fic from M OR E to T... I hope this is sufficient info...

BTW you are doing an amazing job for all of us snamione lovers...you are our savior 🙏 🙌 ❤️

Aw thank you ^^

I'm 90% it's this one, but let me know if this isn't the fic you are looking for!

Hermione Granger and the Intended Vessels by ShawnaCanon - M, 37 chapters - Sometimes all it takes to change the world is one small, simple choice. On the night the Death Eaters attack Hogwarts, Hermione Granger makes such a choice. Her life—and her world—will never be the same.

By killing Draco, she saves Dumbledore and keeps Voldemort at bay for a little while. But evil never sleeps for long. When a Ministry decree forces her to marry Professor Snape—a cruel, cold man who’s apparently hated her since she was a child—in order to be used as a breeder of superior wizards, Hermione doesn’t think her life can get any worse. She’s wrong.

Soon, Voldemort’s after her and her friends (again), her life is in grave peril, and all her hopes for a future at all, much less a happy one, rest on her own shoulders—and on Snape, her unwanted husband, whose heart still belongs to a woman long dead.

[thebeautyofdisorder]

The Ties That Bind - Chapter 15 (Severus Snape x Hermione Granger) *Post War*

A/N: Hey, back again! Let’s hope this shows up in tags this time... heh. I will be posting it directly to my side-blog as well, @slytherinofdisorder​ if you want to follow

But anyway, we know the biweekly updates are occasionally tedious, but this one is another double-event to finish out their evening which continues to be....eventful 😂

Yes, we know our timeline is the most extended, wordy thing imaginable, but with words, as with most of the best things, we do like to hope it's the more the merrier. And if you've stuck around this long, the next chapter should be quite a treat...

A special thanks to our very busy beta Marilynn aka @hizqueen4life​! Thank you for managing us 😅 Cover art by @opalchalice​ - Enjoy! Comments are always appreciated! 😉

Title: The Ties That Bind (Severus Snape x Adult!Hermione Granger)

Rating: E [Previously M]

Summary:   Five years after the second wizarding war came to a resounding close,  the ministry narrowly pushes through legislation to enforce new  couplings in the wake of a potentially reduced magical population.  Meanwhile disgraced war hero Severus Snape is facing a bittersweet  conclusion to his long delayed murder trial. In the wake of being  ‘selected’ for matchmaking, can Hermione Granger change both their fates  in a single, calculated blow?

Marriage Law/Fake relationship trope. Lots of magical shenanigans. Tension heavy now, smut heavy later.  

AO3 – Wattpad – Fanfiction.Net

On Tumblr: Prologue - Chapter 1 - Chapter 2  - Chapter 3  -  Chapter 4  -   Chapter 5  -  Chapter 6  -  Chapter 7  - Chapter 8  -  Chapter 9   -  Chapter 10  -  Chapter 11  -   Chapter 12  -   Chapter 13 - Chapter 14

[thebeautyofdisorder]

I wrote this - well my writing partner and I did! Just haven't bothered to make a post yet! Stress and Laziness, yay 😂

A Sorted Problem

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3HhEz6D

by TheHalfBloodPrincesses46

Severus can’t seem to control his re-awakened libido around his new wife, and has concocted a solution to try and combat it. But is it any match for Hermione’s ambition to overcome it?

Smutty holiday commission - takes place in the Ties That Bind universe post-consummation, but wouldn’t call it required reading (please do though 😉)

Words: 7468, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Hermione Granger, Severus Snape

Relationships: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape

Additional Tags: Sexual Roleplay, Teacher/Student Roleplay, Top Severus Snape, BAMF Hermione Granger, Slytherin Hermione Granger, Gryffindor vs. Slytherin Rivalry, Oral Sex, Shameless Smut, Spit Kink, Praise Kink, Breeding, Spanking, Bodily Fluids, Edgeplay, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Potions Master Severus Snape, Desk Sex, Student Hermione Granger, Married Sex, Hand & Finger Kink, cum kink, Married Hermione Granger/Severus Snape, the ties that bind, Technically Marriage Law, Tiniest Suggestion Of Knifeplay If You Squint, Mentions of Public Masturbation, Wand Play (Harry Potter), Daddy Kink, Scent Kink

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3HhEz6D

[snapelover14]

IMAGINE: SNAPE WATCHING HIS WIFE DIE...

Summary: Years after Lily’s death, Severus falls in love with you, a fellow professor at Hogwarts. You understand him and heal his broken heart. You know all about his spy role and accept him for who he is. After Minerva chases Severus away from Hogwarts he needs to see you once for the last time. 

***

It had been months since the death of Dumbledore, and since your husband got the tags of a murderer and traitor. Death-eaters invaded and took over the entire school. The once bright halls and corridors, were now cold and dark. It broke your heart to see the staff and students shoot disgusted glares at your husband. But you had to remain silent and endure all the pain. 

You and Severus have been married 8 years and it had been some of the best years of your life. You taught astronomy at Hogwarts for the past 11 years and the place was what you called home. Severus told you all about his double agent role and the task he was entrusted with by Dumbledore himself. He had to kill Albus. Knowing well enough of the consequences, he had to agree to do finish the task. And now a traitor and coward was what everyone called him. But for you, he was always the bravest person you’d ever met. 

Today was the day Harry Potter returned to Hogwarts. Your husband had just fled the great hall after a short duel with Minerva, only defending her spells. The war had officially begun. You were confused and scared at the same time. The last time there was a war, thousand all across the country died. You had no idea weather or not you or Severus were going to survive this. 

Without knowing where to go, you run outside and help the others set up protection charms, when a familiar looking bird lands on your shoulder. It was Severus’s owl. It held a letter in it’s beak and flew away as soon as you grabbed the letter. With clammy hands, you rip it open and read it.

My love, 

The war has begun and the Dark Lord will surely demand my presence soon. I cannot assure you weather or not we will survive this, I trust you know that too. I will wait for you in Hogsmeade. Please be careful on your way. I love you. 

S.S  

The second you read the last word, you ran as fast as your legs could carry you heading to the village of Hogsmeade. Once you reached there, you looked around frantically for your husband. Hurriedly you searched all the streets. 

Suddenly, someone gripped your arm and dragged you into a narrow dark alley. Just as you were about to scream, your mouth was covered tightly by a cold hand. 

“It’s me dear.”

You stopped fighting the grip once you heard the soothing familiar voice. He let you go and you were staring at those familiar black pools of eyes. 

“Severus!”

You fell into his safe arms as you relished the feeling of being held by your husband.   

“It’s all right y/n. we’re safe for now.”

“I missed you.”

“I know, so did I.”

He gently stroked your hair as you closed you eyes and lost yourself in the warmth. 

“What do we do now?”

You asked taking a step back so you could look at him. 

“I need to go meet the dark lord. You need to go back to Hogwarts. Help them.”

You nodded and pressed your lips to his. He kissed you passionately and held you close. After an eternity, you broke apart.

“We need to go. I love you y/n. Always.”

“Always.”

With that you take a last look at the man you love and started walking back to Hogwarts. 

***

Lost in your thoughts, you don’t notice the dark figure following you.  

“In a hurry you filthy mudblood?”

Said a high-pitched voice behind you. You look back and it’s the last person you wanted too see. 

“Bellatrix.”

You spat, hatred heavy in your voice. 

“What do you-”

Before you could finish, you were on the ground, squirming and whimpering, under the Cruciatus curse. Without being able to take it anymore you screamed until your throat was raw. Tears flowed down your face as the pain worsened. With a tap of the wand, the pain increased ten-fold as you screamed bloody hell. 

Severus, who was making his way to the Shrieking Shack, was pulled out of his thoughts when he heard your voice screaming. His eyes widened as he raced towards the directed from where your voice echoed.  

Once the curse stopped, the maniac witch climbed over you and pulled out her dagger. She traced your face with the tip.

“I’ve heard things about you. They say you’re beautiful. But i think not.”

She bent down to your ear and whispered. 

“Not after this.”

With that she dug the dagger on your skin above your eye brow. Dragging it down toward you cheeks. The pain was unbearable as you felt your flesh ripping. Bloody screams were torn from your throat. Your cries broke Severus’s heart as he hurried trying to locate you. 

Bellatrix’s mad cackles ceased suddenly as she looked at your now scarred face and grinned. 

“That was fun!”

You tried pushing her off but you were too weak. She raised her wand and with a wide grin, sliced your throat. This happened just as Severus found you. He saw the crazy witch slice the throat of his wife. Sprinting towards you, he shot a killing curse at Bellatrix. 

He kneeled next to you. And stared at your vandalized face in horror. He tried several healing spells on the large open wound on your neck but nothing helped. Blood oozed out and stained your robes, forming a pool beneath you. Tears rolled down your husbands cheeks as he gently pulled you into his lap trying his best not to hurt you more. 

“y/n...I am so sorry. There’s nothing I can do.”

“It’s al-right Sev. I-I love yo-you...so much.”

You slowly raised a hand and placed it on his cheek. He placed his hand on top of your much smaller one and gripped it tight. 

“It’s hi-hideous is it n-not? My face.”

His heart broke when you asked him. You were always beautiful to him, no matter what. 

“No, no my love. You are beautiful. You will always be.”

He cupped your face and looked into your eyes fondly. 

“Th-thank you Severus, f-for everything.”

“No, y/n, thank you, thank you for making my life so much better, so much brighter. I love you my dear.”

You wanted to say something but you began coughing and choking. Blood trickled down your lips. You spoke faintly though the coughs. 

“I wil b-be with y-you. Al-always.”

You watched your husband nod and sob as he bent down until your lips met. Ignoring the blood that got on his lips, he placed a gentle kiss on your lips and on your scarred forehead. 

And with that your vision blurred and faded into darkness. Severus watched as the life and light from your warm eyes faded. He cried out loudly and hugged your lifeless body. 

“Always y/n.” 

He whispered through the cries and held you closer to his heart. 

8 years ago he fell in love with you and you changed his world forever until this day where you left him in his arms. 

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The Importance of Listening by articcat621 Pairing: Hermione/Severus Rating: M Word Count: 2k Severus has the most frustrating time trying to convince his wife that it's time for baby.

[moonlightdancer26]

That ask about Lucius reminded me something a friend told me when she re-read the books: "Wow, Lucius had a huge crush on Arthur and is still satly about him getting married and never giving him a chance!" (I laughed so hard XD ) Not sure why but the scene in CoS where they fight in the library indeed gave us the vibes of Lucius being stuck in "mean to your crush/beloved" phase!

First of all, why the hell am I getting so many non-anonymous asks today? This is like the 5th one I got (tho I’m not answering all of these now, I’ll continue reading a Snamione fic and then sleep), I don’t think I’ve ever gotten this many in a single day unless I reblogged an ask game. Weird…

Anyway:

Yeah lmao, I actually always headcanoned that Lucius had a crush on Arthur. I always went 👀👀👀👀 at their interactions. And yeah, I too have always gotten the still-having-not-lost-feelings-for-that-angry-old-crush vibes (I can certainly relate, there’s always that person you’ll just never lose feelings for, no matter what 🥲🤷‍♀️) whenever I read that fight scene in CoS. Tell your friend that I’m glad there’s someone else who thinks that too!

And I love the idea of Lucius hating/being mean to Molly for that reason, perhaps he encouraged Draco to make fun of Molly because he was jealous and Draco just brushed it off as “well she’s a Weasley so whatever.” 🤣

[severusish]

Your six characters, your Highness

Snape

Lucius

Ron

Remus

Bellatrix

Filch

Marry Snape

Roommates with Filch because u know that our place would always be clean AND I love cats

Throw bellatrix off a cliff. Fly bitch

Set fire to Ron I guess even though I have no personal problems with him (the Snamione shipper in me wants to Ron bash occasionally but he’s a nice guy so idk I can’t always bash. I sometimes have to support Ron. But in this case I’ll just set fire to his shoes idk)

Kiss Lucius

And I forget what the sixth prompt is but I’ll go out for hot chocolate with Remus

Edit: the last prompt is wrap in a blanket so yeah I’ll wrap Remus in a blanket

x

[latte125]

Rating Harry Potter ships

This is just my opinion and I’m not trying to bash anyone on who they ship

Canon

Hinny: 7.5/10 very cute in the books but the movies ruined it

Ronmione: 8/10 Hermione gets on my nerves sometimes

Drastoria: 100/10 literally my otp, I would marry Astoria in a heartbeat

Remadora: 6.5/10 one word; FLUFF, also both are bi and you can’t tell me they wouldn’t point out attractive people to eachother

Bleur: 9/10 very underrated, their kids are the cutest out of the next gen weasleys

Jily: 10/10 would’ve been the hot parents if they lived

Lucissa: 6/10 you can’t tell me Narcissa isn’t a top

Deamus: 10/10 deamus is canon and I will not be taking objections today

Non-Canon

Dramione: 0/10 toxic af, people who ship this are either really chill or hates on everyone who doesn’t there is no inbetween

Drarry: 2/10 slightly better than dramione but still toxic af

Linny: 7/10 I headcanon Luna as pan while Ginny is obviously bi; if Hinny wasn’t canon I would totally ship this

Nottgrass: 9/10 whoever came up with this ship deserves an award

Lovenott: 5/10 saw one post of it like ten minutes ago and don’t know what to do

Dransy: 0/10 they’re best friends and that’s it

Harmione: 0/10 they have a sister-brother relationship only

Wolfstar: 5/10 never really got into it but won’t click off a fanfic with it

Scorbus: 11/10 two cinnamon rolls who deserve the world

Scorose: 0/10 Rose is gay

Flintwood: 8/10 enemies to lovers slowburn

Rarry: 4/10 more likely to happen than Harmione

Druna: 3/10 I don’t see it but I’m not overly opposed to it either

Fremione, Snamione, Bellamione, Pansmione, Tomione, Tomarry, Snarry, people with the weird obsession of Rabastan/Harry: -1000/10 people really like shipping Harry and Hermione with everyone but their canon love interest

[doubleca5t]

What Your Favorite Harry Potter Ship Says About You

Also on youtube. Transcription below the cut.

Drarry (Draco/Harry) - Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint the Harry Potter series as the beginning of your crippling addiction to enemies to lovers

Romione (Ron/Hermione) - Looking back on your childhood, you can pinpoint the Harry Potter series as the beginning of your crippling addiction to bickering married couples.

Snarry (Snape/Harry) - You had a crush on Alan Rickman, may he rest in peace. Also, obligatory FBI OPEN UP!

Jily (James/Lily) - You’re always a slut for reformed bad boys

Dramione (Draco/Hermione) - You don’t understand what all the hate’s about, Reylo is a great ship!

Hinny (Harry/Ginny) - You just wanted good things for Ginny, and really, who wouldn’t?

Snupin (Snape/Lupin) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of deep-seated mistrust

Ronaco (Ron/Draco) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bullying.

Tomarry (Voldemort/Harry) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of this clip. [MEG: Part of me is inside of you Brian. Do you feel me, Brian? Do you feel me inside of you?]

Harmione (Harry/Hermione) - You don’t understand people who say they wouldn’t date their best friend. Like, aren’t you best friends with them for a reason?

Grindeldore (Grindelwald/Dumbledore) - You are proud to produce the content that J.K. Rowling is too much of a coward to make herself.

Wolfstar (Lupin/Sirius) - Some people want to fuck monsters, some people want to fuck dads, you say: ¿por que no los dos?

Remadora (Lupin/Tonks) - You’re always a slut for relationships that are… so sad. Like if you cry everytime.

Bellamort (Bellatrix/Voldemort) - You are a goff girl with long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips and when you pass by preps in the courtyard you put up your middle finger at them,

Rarry (Ron/Harry) - You love adorkable boys so much that one day you were like “hey, you know what’s better than one adorkable boy? Two adorkable boys?”

Snamione (Snape/Hermione) - This is just the same joke as Snarry but you’re also heterosexual.

Deamus (Dean/Seamus) - You’re always a slut for characters who are in dire need of more screen time.

Linny (Luna/Ginny) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls being friends. Gals being pals.

Starbucks (Sirius/James) - Your ideal relationship dynamic is TWO BROS, CHILLIN IN  A HOT TUB 

Nuna (Neville/Luna) - You just wanted good things for Neville, and really, who wouldn’t?

Drinny (Draco/Ginny) - This is just the same joke as Draco and Hermione, but you draw the line at shipping people who’ve physically assaulted each other.

Bleur (Bill/Fleur) - You have a pinterest account that you use to plan your wedding to a man you have yet to meet.

Snily (Snape/Lily) - You are J.K. Rowling.