#marrie hawke

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Fenris and Zevran both being advisers to the Inquisitor post Inquisition and slowly becoming friends and bonding over having crazy powerful mage wives and their pasts.

Fenris acting annoyed with Zevran but secretly is amused by him. Zevran being his normal flirty and goofy self but being there for Fenris when Fenris needs someone to talk to after Hawke got left in the fade. Fenris being someone Zevran can go to when Zevran isn't coping well with knowing that one day the Calling is going to take his Warden away from him.

I need these two to be best friends.

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I'm determining this based on my builds of my own four. Rook isn't even a mage and the least experienced so she's probably the weakest. My Inquisitor would be the third weakest I think. She really doesn't have any good counters to my Hawke or Warden and she'd not built for a physical fight so if either get close Inquisitor doesn't stand a chance. So that leaves Hawke and the Warden. A fire and force mage built like a wall (I gave Hawke a lot of strength for reasons that looking back I have don't know what I was thinking) and an ice and blood mage.

Warden also uses daggers so if it turned to a physical fight rather then just magic she could stand a chance.

It would be close but I think in the end Hawke would be the winner. There were a lot of bloodmages in Kirkwall so that is something Hawke has proven she can fight against, and with Hawke's fire magic the Warden's ice wouldn't do much good. Not to mention Hawke could probably just knock my poor Warden out with one good punch. That poor elf is built like a twig.

So ya. Marrie Hawke for the win.

We’re power scaling the player characters now cause the fandom needs something to argue about that’s funny

[treef-greef]

who even is that guy

[askhumanperrytheplatypus]

Right now, Heinz is helping with the second-year's musical function. I'm overseeing to make sure nothing catches fire. And yes, I've met Professor Shelly. She seems good.

As for his voice, I like it, he is always passionate with music, I'm used to it.

[kittyoperas]

wanted to draw some tender Great Comet of 1812 AU Hawke and Anders because they are so very special to me!!!

[emloafs]

i really just think cobra kai would be a more interesting show if eli and demetri got together at the last all-valley tournament

like up the tension of them becoming friends again in s4 and navigating that their feelings are actually MORE than friendship

like hawk going to miyagi do to fight after his head is shaved for demetri would be so much sweeter if it was also charged with eli's feelings for demetri

imagine it's demetri who kisses Eli to get him his confidence back right before his fight

the entirety of season 5 is charged with "established relationship" vibes from the two of them

and them both helping miguel with his love life would still make sense but suddenly their reference for relationship advice is each other (and they're entirely dysfunctional so it makes sense why their advice ends up sucking)

season 6 divorce arc would be even more painful with demetri thinking that eli not applying to MIT means he's dumping him....

...and eli being like "no dipshit i want to explore other options" "oh other OPTIONS? like date other PEOPLE?" "demetri no-"

and like just add another relationship crisis to the list with the sekai taikai that's pretty much what had everyone else off their game.....

and then the locker room apology would've obviously ended in a kiss

(bonus points if no one knows they're dating - they're not hiding it, everyone just thinks they're Like That)

[squash1]

good things come in threes :’)

[call down the hawk / mister impossible / greywaren]

[scarlettphantoms]

incredibly self-indulgent Soul Eater x BNHA AU??? sign me up

no but fr this is a bit old but i still have SO MANY IDEAS AAAA

[vaguely-concerned]

so for obvious reasons, rye is not generally all that popular with most of the senior watchers. however. I think there is a certain type of younger watcher to whom he is The ultimate hot badboy icon and fantasy. (we're talking about a group of extreme indoor kid goth nerds who've barely been outside. it doesn't take a lot ot achieve bad boy status in this context and the only thing in this world that lasts forever is a bad reputation in a small insular group like the watchers.) it's SO funny because rye thinks of himself as such a disappointing fuckup of a son of the grand necropolis. and meanwhile there are novices kicking their feet and giggling as they're like

'Ingellvar is so cool. no one knows where he's from he was found down here as a baby. mysterious orphan appeal. he could be a secret dalish prince or something for all we know. (*annoyed extra nerd watcher novice voice*: umm actually the dalish don't have princes, merrivar?? read a real book sometime maybe???) he's a rebel. he doesn't care what the senior watchers think no time for politics he just gets the job done. (*small sad rye voice* I care a lot what the senior watchers think actually. a pathetic amount, in fact. it just rarely seems like it helps anything at all) I heard he graduated almost top of his class even though he spent all his time as a student partying up in the city and having a torrid affair with the son of a noble family. sometimes in his spare time he wears a cool punk leather jacket but like the fantasy version of that. he has tattoos apparently but no one's seen them for years. yuh-uh it's true too, I know someone who knows someone he dated once. they say he saw a knife fight once. like, in a bar brawl, with living people. all that, and he's even sneakily emotionally unavailable. *starry-eyed sigh* what a dreamboat'.

needless to say this only grows worse with the events of the game, after he takes out the formless one and rumours start to spread that he maybe killed a god or something too???? and this being nevarra, more importantly he's out there killing dragons with his sworn companions?? like a fucking fairytale prince but with that devil-may-care rebellious streak???? he's the safely unavailable first crush at a distance of many a young watcher. now imagine the reaction when he shows up home for the first time in a year after the war of the banners accompanied by The one true bad boy fantasy to rule them all: literally the sad brooding crown prince of the crows of antiva in leather pants who has WINGS and a dark tortured side of his nature that he has to constantly battle against for the sake of those he loves.

(the perception vs. reality situation for both of these characterizations is. so unspeakably hilarious needless to say. consider how much of the above lucanis characterization is accurate to the person he actually is and then you've basically found the level of distortion lens being applied to rye as well. is most of it technically true? sure. 'technically' is having to do a whole world of heavy lifting there tho fhdfska)

what I'm really saying here is that there is a subsection of this group that's been ferociously writing rye/lucanis rpf from the moment they were seen trotting down into the necropolis depths together (other pairings within the lighthouse gang as a whole, caught in tantalizing glimpses as they visit the necropolis, of course having their own devotees), and when this fandom subgroup eventually discover they were right it's with all the insane glee of a sixteen year old fanfic writer on wattpad (is that still where the kids are these days. idk i'm getting old folks) finding out that their dark mafia prince AU is basically true. varric might be gone but the legacy of friendfiction lives on after him. the king of thedas rpf being the shoulders of titans that young watchers are standing on to write fevered WILDLY inaccurate depictions of the private life of two of the most low-key domestic quietly devoted and undramatic people on the continent, one of them being varric's own poor little meow meow slash mentee, is something that can actually be so personal. rye does not end up terribly famous in the end considering the shit he manages to get done in this game, and he thanks his lucky stars for it. but to a tight-knit community of mourn watch fic writers he is blorbo from my apocalypse. it's all I could have wished for him.

(funniest possible outcome of all this: myrna gets so fucking tired of trying to understand what the novices are being so tittery about that she asks rye 'watcher ingellvar with the realization that this is a long shot and the admission that vorgoth and I have exhausted all other avenues of investigation: do you possess secret insight about what an 'x reader' is. and also 'ship war'. your name seems to come up in this context a surprising amount'. 9000000 points of incoming psychic damage about to hit the fan.)

[monabee-draws]

The FenHawke family get into a fight with some bandits. Weakening Veil shenanigans ensue:

Hawke certainly isn't winning any awards for intellect...

[miidnightpoet]

Can someone pleases tell me why Maya Hawke is so GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE

Like I fucking swear to Satan this woman will be the death of me

And just to mention all of these photos have been in my camera roll for months now

That’s just the grip this woman has on me

[1am-s0-veryt1red]

love seeing his little jumpsuit under his civilian clothes tho

[vigilskeep]

ranking da love interests on a scale of how unhinged theyd be if their beloved was made tranquil (they would all be maximum unhinged its just a matter of deciding what flavour)

[crows-of-buckets]

Anders: This is Hawke, my boyfriend, and this is Isabela, the- and I am quoting him here- "platonic love of his life"

[moonandstarlightt]

i think it's funny when ppl ship Hawks with Natsu or Fuyumi like that man is going to be sitting at the Todoroki's dinner table one way or another

[emloafs]

this might be the most Boyfriends™ demetri and eli have ever looked