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Autism rizz is such a real thing, I’m just out here telling people the unfiltered truth and accidentally drop fire pickup lines

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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SURPRISE! We are partnering with Makeship for the opportunity to make an INSPEKTA PLUSHIE! Check out the petition here and make a pledge to bring this guy to life- we have 10 days to garner 200 pledges, so if you've ever wanted to grip Inspekta by the tail and swing 'em around- NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

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SURPRISE! We are partnering with Makeship for the opportunity to make an INSPEKTA PLUSHIE! Check out the petition here and make a pledge to bring this guy to life- we have 10 days to garner 200 pledges, so if you've ever wanted to grip Inspekta by the tail and swing 'em around- NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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The GGG discord is great

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knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

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I really enjoy the idea of Godpoke just straight up not buying Inspekta's shit

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those who know... And those who innovate.....

not very content with this as i kinda rushed it after losing motivation a few days ago but i love them too much... I was initially only drawing bauhauzzo but huzzle popped in and i couldnt say no....!!

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waowhhhwhahwwwwhhh

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Roommate 1 (petting her cat) "I wish I were a cat. He gets to lounge around all day, free food, toys to play with, lots of pets. There's not a single thought in that little head."

Roommate 2 (also petting the cat) "Yeah, if I got turned into a cat, I wouldn't want to change back."

Me, eyes bloodshot, veins bulging, struggling to hold back the tide pounding against my social filter "Yeah haha that would be cool"

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extremely dangerous roads today and i was going a respectable 20mph-25mph on a rural road, sliding 50% of the time, down a hill so steep there's warnings year round and residents outside monitoring the road. and this fucker in a raised red pickup behind me was on my ass blasting his horn the whole time. My Friend, i am in a subaru crosstrek. you say the word and i'll slam on my breaks sending your compensation waggon flying as the ice forces it to use my faggotmobile like a stunt ramp. i'll record it. i'll email your family the MOV file of your lifeless corpse smashing through the windshield and falling 8ft into the snow. i'll set it to Free Bird

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I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.

And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.

And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.

That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.

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Okay, this is it, this is your notice, its time if you haven't already, delete your account, delete your X account now, stop what you are doing and delete it, delete the app from your phone, now.

X serves the political interests of one man, Elon Musk

get off the Nazi app, don't use the Nazi app.

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There’s certain hobbies and interests that aren’t inherently conservative or regressive but do attract a lot of people who are those things or worse and when you’re a progressive person involved in those hobbies hearing that someone else is interested in your hobby usually has to involve some “But are you normal about it?” conversations before you get too excited