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I have two husbands


@rymcfly @foreverwithatinygoat
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My husband is 38 and he can stay up until 1 am
He's a super human
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Love is blind, but marriage is a brilliant ophthalmologist.
—Simone Signoret
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A Funny Love Story: Marrying the Galaxy's Defender
Trying something new: Check out my blog for a little short story that any married couple can relate too, even if your spouse isn't out saving the galaxy. For readers & lovers of: Superhero romance Romantic comedy Cosmic adventures Marriage

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#cosmic adventures#domestic bliss#funny love stories#love and duty#marriage humor#romantic comedy#superhero romance#superhero wife
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A little marriage humor for your Wednesday ^^^
Video description: 1-cream and tan mini labradoodle laying in a blue dog bed appearing to mope, captioned "When your husband is packing for a business trip"; 2-camera zooms in on moping mini cream and tan labradoodle, captioned "I guess I will survive if I must"; 3-shrek smirk meme, captioned *as soon as he leaves* to the intro of "moves like jagger" by Maroon 5; 4-bernedoodle puppy laying in grass drops an oversized tennis ball labeled "girl dinner" out of her mouth and licks her lips.
#parody#dogs#funny#humor#marriage humor#girl dinner#bernedoodle#labradoodle#mini labradoodle#marriage#wife#husband#couples#relationship goals#wenesday#dogblr#dogs of tumblr#comedy#married life#puppy
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You know what shouldn't be treated as marriage humor? Putting your husband down
Then when they get called out for it, they try to defend themselves and justify it
"It's not that serious! Just a joke lol sorry you didn't get that."
It's not a joke
And it's not okay
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I prepped 1 dinner don't tell me I am a bad house wife
#wife life#marriage#marriage humor#i am a bad housewife#he didnt marry me for my house skills#he married me for my boobie thrills#poetry
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Five years to live with you, five years to know you, five years to embrace, five years to decide if we are meant to be living together for the rest of our lives…. Nah, let’s just get married and if shit don’t work out, I’ll just move across the street. Don’t worry though, you can come by anytime during prime time hours.
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Indeed
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NOT MY ORIGINAL STILL IMAGE
#lol#tiktok#humor#retro humor#marriage humor#funny#original content#refaceapp#lmao#twisted humor#sick and twisted#fun dub#comedy#toxic couples#laugh#voodoo
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Silly Thoughts: Junk Drawers Are Messy!
#junk#junk drawer#marriage#marriage humor#married#memes#O.C.D.#obsessive compulsive disorder#pirate#spouse#wife
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