#markus headcanons

[multi-fandomedfreak]

Can you write Jericho crew with a human s/o who honestly doesn’t act like one. Her reactions are kind of late, almost delayed. She doesn’t blink for a long period of time, nobody has ever seen her eat or drink before, and oddly enough, if you stare long enough, you can convince yourself she doesn’t even breathe, she could pass as an android if she wanted to!!

(She is indeed human, and she eats- quite frequently! she’s just a lil strange LMAO)

Authors note: I didn’t know whether the person requesting this meant a for it to be headcanons or a Drabble sooo pls accept my headcanons (even tho their like, super late sorry 😭)

Characters: The Jericho crew

Pairings: Markus x reader, Simon x reader, Josh x reader

☮ Markus ☮

-To be honest, when he first met you, he 100% thought you were an andriod 💀

-Like he just took one look at you and fr thought you were an Android that’s not racist right?

-And he kept thinking you were an Android for like months

-Even as you both started to date he never realized you were human

-To be fair, when you both held hands you were always cold, he never saw you eat, pretty sure bros never even seen you blink

-It wasnt until your one year anniversary that he realized you were human

-It’s when you made dinner, giving him a glass of thirium and a plate of spaghetti for yourself

-Bro was legit just standing there like 🧍

-Like…how come you can eat..?? Real food.?????

-Lead to a very lengthy and ngl, funny conversation

-He never treats you any differently what-so-ever tho ❤️

👱🏻‍♂️Simon 👱🏻‍♂️

-(can u tell I didn’t know what emoji to put for Simon?)

-Simon was honestly so confused when he met you

-At first he thought you were human since other humans introduced you to him after the revolution

-But when he stared long enough, you didn’t look like you even breath

-So he concluded you must be an Android

-But then as you began to date him and you two were cuddling one day, you were asleep so he was insanely confused

-bro said: ❓��

-Things like this kept happening but he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable by asking

-So he did what any sensible person would do

-He made out with you for as long as he could to see if you would pull away for air 😀

-Long story short, you were very much human and you two had a long talk about how it’s ok for him to just ask

💜Josh 💜

-When Josh first met you, he really couldn’t make up his mind whether or not you were an Android

-But to be honest, he didn’t dwell on it for long

-He just didn’t want to judge and plus, he was pretty smitten the moment you two met

-He could’ve cared less whether you were an Android or a human

-He just cared about you

-Buuuut that’s not to say he wasn’t curious

-So he did the most insane. thing.

-He asked you.

-Once it was cleared up, he asked you out right there and then lol

-He just wanted to make sure you were comfortable dating and Android if you were human

-Literally spoils you btw

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

What are your favourite Markus headcanons?

Markus is absolutely the type to take off the jacket or coat he is wearing to give to someone who needs it more - android or human alike. Markus runs a little hotter than most so he doesn't think twice about it. He's lost many coats this way XD

He doesn't like using guns. Like, he absolutely can and will if he has to defend his friends, his people, or himself but if he sees a way to not use a gun, he won't.

Markus sometimes just disappears. He never goes far or for long but he needs solitude to gather his thoughts at times. His closest friends always know where to find him (usually somewhere high up and, if possible, sunny!) but they understand that sometimes he's just needs space and time to think (and brood).

Over time, Markus has all of his scavanged biocomponents replaced as they fail, the one exception is his blue eye, which has minor issues but nothing he'd consider replacing it for. It's a physical reminder of what he went through and what he survived.

He beat boxes. The first time he does it Jericrew has no idea how to react.

Markus has a very specific type of haphephobia (fear of being touched). He doesn't hate being touched in general, one on one and in a friendly setting he enjoys touch and is actually very physically affectionate, but if a crowd of people start grabbing at him all at once it will freak him out. He doesn't lash out but he shuts down emotionally until he's away from the situation.

He loves graffiti art. Inspired by his journey to Jericho, it quickly becomes one of his favourite art forms. He has done a bunch in places humans can't reach. North joins him a lot on these ventures

Markus was initially built as a spy bot for Cyberlife, but the project was scrapped before it came to fruition. Kamski didn't want Markus to be destroyed when he left CL, so he kept Markus in his mansion until Carl had his accident. Markus doesn't remember this time at Kamski's mansion, as he was reset and reprogrammed before being sent to Carl.

After the revolution, Markus reprograms his hair so it a bit longer than the buzzcut. Curly haired Markus ftw

He has a weakness for brown eyes. This is basically canon though.

He loves Daft Punk

He can flawlessly play Rush E (thanks @tartrazeen for this one). He played it once for a few people, and someone (probably Josh) recorded it and released it to the public. It goes viral.

I'm also gonna tag @silverringeddragon in this because they sent a similar ask a while ago.

[ersatz-ostrich]

DBH Headcanons: Getting Your Wisdom Teeth Removed

Connor, RK900, Markus, Simon, and Gavin x gn!reader

Some headcanons about what it would be like to be taken care of by some of the characters of Detroit: Become Human while recovering from getting your wisdom teeth removed. Inspired by, well, getting my wisdom teeth removed.

[A/N]: I got my wisdom teeth out a while back and it honestly wasn't as bad as I'd heard from other people. My mouth tasted funny for a while, though.

Connor:

Chances are, you’ve already briefed him on your wisdom teeth procedure and everything that happens before and after

By the time the actual surgery rolls around, he’s downloaded every bit of information about pre-op and post-op

And he’s not going to hesitate to bother you remind you about everything

“Don’t forget to wear comfortable shoes and clothing.” “Y/N, you can’t have any food or water 8 hours before the surgery.” “Y/N, please refrain from strenuous exercise in the 24 hours before your surgery.”

When you come out of surgery loopy on anesthesia, he sits with you in recovery and tries to talk you through it (even though you don’t remember a lick of what either of you said)

I’d say he’s a mother hen post-op, but more like a worrywart type

He’d buy all kinds of liquid foods for you and is constantly asking about your pain levels

Gets a lot of weird looks in the supermarket while he’s checking out the soup aisle

“That’s not a domestic android I’ve ever seen…”

He’s definitely on top of your antibiotics schedule, and if you need it, pain meds

Makes sure you’re regularly irrigating the wounds if you need it 

If you’re ever worried or insecure about swelling and discomfort post-op, Connor is there to smother you in kisses

Nines:

As a deviant, he isn’t as much of a mother hen as Connor, probably because he’s more self-assured in his ability to take care of you as well as your ability to take care of yourself when you can

He wouldn’t hover as much as Connor but he’d definitely download information about the procedure before you go

Coming out of the operation, you knock out again for a bit in recovery and Nines insists on staying with you, covering you with his jacket and letting you rest your head on his shoulder

If Connor got weird looks while in the supermarket buying things for you and picking up your prescriptions, Nines sticks out like a sore thumb

Like he’s clearly not a domestic/service android so he confuses a lot of shoppers and employees as he browses the aisles and fills his basket with cans of soup, oats, and ice cream

“Why on earth is a police investigator android buying soup on a Friday morning?”

If you’re in pain, he’ll do everything to comfort you

Pain meds, ice cream, cuddles, your comfort movies and shows, anything for you

He doesn’t seem outwardly clingy or affectionate but he’s such a softy

Markus:

This obviously isn’t his first rodeo

If you’re scared going into the surgery, he’s with you all the way until the nurses put you to sleep

Cruises through post-op no matter what state you’re in due to the sedative

At home, he’s got you covered

No need to break out the cans of mush—he’s got you covered with homemade soups, the softest scrambled eggs you’ve ever had, soft pasta dishes, you name it

With Markus, you’ll never miss a dose of antibiotics

If you’re in pain, worry not

Markus has your pain meds, blankets, and infinite cuddles

He’ll have your favorite flavors of ice cream on hand

Straight out of the tub if you feel so inclined

Simon:

He might not be a caregiver like Markus but he was once a domestic and childcare android

Calms your nerves going into the operation and when you’re all woozy post-op he’s right by your side

Coming out of the operation, it doesn’t matter if you look like if Alvin the Chipmunk got into a fistfight and lost—Simon’s there to shower you in kisses and envelop you in hugs

Like Markus, you’ll never have to worry about the liquid and soft food diet

If the pain’s too much, Simon will be your arms and legs for the time being

He’s a wizard with chores and errands

It’s like you never even got your wisdom teeth out

Gavin:

Would totally take off work to help you recover

Which, given how competitive he is at work, would probably seem like an anomaly to his coworkers

“I’ve never seen Reed take off for more than a day or two at a time. Shit, he’d come into work sick so long as he wasn’t actively dying,” Says Tina

“I’ve had to wrangle that fucker into his car more times than I can count to prevent him from coming into work injured,” Grumbles Fowler

“Hopefully he’ll take this time to rest as well as take care of someone else.”

Would record the stuff you say coming out of sedative in post-op for the memories (and for you both to laugh at when you recover)

I don’t see him being as great of a cook as Markus or Simon, but he’s definitely able to cook to support himself and you

Of course, he’d get you all the ice cream you want

He knows what it feels like to be in pain and cranky so he does everything he can to either comfort you or give you space to get through it

If you wanted it, he’d cuddle with you while you spend the day reading or watching your comfort shows and sipping on smoothies (no straws allowed, of course)

To anyone getting their wisdom teeth out soon, good luck! To anyone recovering from the surgery, feel better soon! Hope you enjoyed reading this silly little compilation of HCs! See you next time x

[task800]

this is such a silly headcanon, but i really love the idea of post-deviancy markus having a HUGE closet full of the coolest, edgiest, least practical, most rpg-ass clothes ever. like, he can’t just get something out of a store, he NEEDS to add pockets and zippers and a hood for the drama. he likes things with coat trails cuz they go swoosh and make him feel like he’s wearing a cape. Markus’ Morning Mirror Time where he’s picking out his outfits like it’s his first day at school. carl defending him like HE’S EXPRESSING HIMSELF LET HIM BE!!!

[chin-chilla-7]

I just got finished with a spy x family episode and this came up! What about DBH boys (Connor, Simon, Markus) With a female reader who is just like Yor Forger!

She’s very sweet looking, and nobody would suspect she packs quite a mean punch when protecting someone or herself, and unusually strong!

Hey anon! So sorry about the wait on this. I'll be honest part of it is due to me not knowing anything about spy x family, so I will just be going off the little description you've given in this ask! And it certainly won't stop me from trying.

Each Connor, Simon, and Markus would initially find the reader quite unassuming. To say they underestimate her is not exactly accurate, but they certainly don't expect the strength and punch she packs.

Connor witnessed it during a case. He's in the process of analyzing some evidence at a crime scene when he hears a disturbance. It was an argument, from what he could tell, between you and someone else trying to tamper with the crime scene or simply initiating some aggression because, like Connor, they misjudge exactly how strong you could be. At the sound of raised voices - yours being one of them - Connor is quick to make his way over to the disturbance, intending to intervene if necessary. Though, it quickly becomes apparent that it isn't necessary.

You've knocked the aggressor clean on their ass. One punch to the face was enough to send them falling backwards right on their ass. You probably even broke their nose. Connor, he's... well, to be honest, he's a little surprised. You aren't often in situations such as this one. And while you do work for the DPD, it's not often he sees you demonstrate exactly why you were hired in the first place.

Even though you punched someone to the point of a concussion, Connor can't help but still make sure you're okay. Physically, mentally, whatever, he wants to make sure the encounter didn't shake you up too bad. Even if you've assured you're fine and that he doesn't need to check you over, he's still doing a scan, just to be sure.

This is something he certainly does not forget about you. And while he still worries, given the fact that your appearance is deceiving compared to your actual ability, he's a little more at ease to know that you can hold your own when you need to. He's aware that people will go for those who seem weaker, and while he knows you aren't weak, at a glance, people are quick to think otherwise about you.

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Simon, while not a coward, does prefer to take the pacifist route at any given opportunity. You're someone who's the same, unless you have absolutely no choice. And that was the case here. You were with Simon, just the two of you. You had excused yourself to the bathroom, and on your way back, you see that someone had approached Simon, and you noticed that Simon was less than comfortable about the interaction. It wasn't until you were a few steps away that you could hear exactly what was going on.

It was some anti-android guy going off - he must have recognized Simon someone. Which, come on, he's not the only PL600 to exist. Whatever, it didn't matter. What mattered was this guy was going off on Simon, and while Simon was trying to defuse the situation, he wasn't getting anywhere successful. Simon was trying to talk the other down, but the guy seemed pissed, which started to piss you off. It didn't help that the guy suddenly grabbed Simon - that's when you knew you had to step in.

"Hey!" Was all you said, which seemed to startle the guy long enough for you to grab his shoulder, turning him so you could swiftly punch him in the gut. He quickly doubled over, falingl to the ground, and Simon stumbled back, staring at the scene in shock. His mouth was agape as he looked between you and the guy, now groaning on the ground. There was even a slight tint of blue on Simon's face at the sight, which you may have noticed if you weren't still upset with the interaction.

"Whoa... I didn't know you had that in you..." Simon said, nearly stepping towards the guy to help him. But he stopped himself, mainly because you held your hand out to stop him.

"There's a lot you don't know about me," you responded, looking over to him and managing a smile. Despite the circumstances, it was cute to see the way Simon reacted to this.

"What, so we just... leave him?"

"Well, he was a prick, soo..."

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Markus was often used to being the protector. And with you, it was a no brainer that you were someone he felt drawn to protect. And it was cute, and you never had a problem with it. But sometimes even the protector needs a little helping hand. Especially when you've got no problem fighting your own battles.

Being the leader of the android revolution meant that Markus got a lot of attention. And being a close friend of the leader of the android revolution meant you got a lot of attention as well. Both good and bad. This was an instance of the bad. Some name calling, some yelling, asking how you could ever support something like this when all the androids do is take and take and blah blah blah.

Really, you weren't listening. You had grown used to it at this point, it was something you could easily tune out.

Though, it was clear that the people nagging you were not a fan of being ignored. Markus was only a little ways ahead of you, but it was still enough of a distance that he couldn't stop the way they grabbed you to look at them. A small struggle ensued, which caught Markus' attention. He was quick to rush over to you, pulling off one of the two attacking you, but it seemed you had the rest of it under control.

A quick knee between the legs was enough to throw them off their balance, then an elbow to the chest knocked the wind out of them long enough for you to get away. As you escaped their grasp, you kept yourself ready, knees bent, arms up, ready for anything more they had to throw your way. Of course, the kerfuffle was enough to get the attention from onlookers, and the attackers found it best to avoid further humiliation.

With them submitting to defeat, Markus looked to you, first making sure you were okay. Once that was settled, he found himself looking at you with an impressed smile. "Maybe you should be the one protecting me," he joked.

"Maybe," You said, relaxing now that you weren't in danger anymore. "At least I'd know you'd be safer."

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing."

[iwonderwh0]

In a human AU Markus would probably just have heterochromia but I also kinda like the idea of him becoming blind on one eye as a result of some Event.

Then he either visually have a blind eye, has a prosthetic one (that might be another color) or has an eye patch

Lmao, wait, now I really like the idea of Human!Markus having a prosthetic but realistic eye of another color

Can be a party trick

"I really like your eyes."

"Thanks! You can have a closer look if you want. Here, let me just-"

*pulls prosthetic eye out*

[lilaccadenza]

Random headcanon:

Markus only ever draws or paints when pushed to by Carl. After leaving the mansion, he never does. But you know what he does?

When he's stressed out and his back is against the wall?

He plays piano. He sings when they're about to lose in a peaceful revolution.

Ergo: artist Markus, sure. He can do that if other people want him to.

Musician Markus? Absolutely.

Music is his thing. He loves to play piano, to sing, and he picks up and learns other instruments whenever he gets a free moment. Violin? Cello? Guitar? He's in. (And just to slip a little RK1K in there, because I am very RK1K-pilled, Connor absolutely melts the first time he ever hears Markus play, and is utterly obsessed with getting him to play any chance he gets)!

[cyberduckiex]

I NEED THEM BOTH NOW

[multi-fandomedfreak]

Dating them would include // DBH Headcanons

Authors note: I miss my DBH boys, what more can I say?

Characters: Connor, Markus, Hank, and Ralph

⚠️ Warnings ⚠️: Mentions of making out and mentions of Ralph getting a little too silly (aka having one of his anger outbursts)

🪙 Connor 🪙

-many, many, many, MANY forehead kisses

-Mans is like, 6ft, so chances are he might be taller than you and therefore would love to give you forehead kisses

-He especially likes to kiss you on the forehead as a way to say goodbye and hello

-Loves it when you kiss him along his jaw or neck. And when I say he loves it he LOVES IT

-Mix that with petting/massaging his scalp and watch him absolutely m e l t

-Love language is touch and I will die on that hill

-He loves any type of touch. Especially hugging you from behind or just anything that involves wrapping his arms around you

-He doesn’t mind cuddling but not for too long because he likes to move around

-Will brag about you when given the chance to literally anyone that listens

☮️ Markus ☮️

-Acts of Service. I will also die on this hill

-He looooves doing things for you, he doesn’t care if you can do them yourself

-If he’s taller than you he’ll deliberately put things on the top shelf just so you ask him to help you

-Definitely either carries you out of bed in the morning for breakfast or just brings the breakfast to you

-If you like doing things yourself tho, he’ll reluctantly back off and just give you encouraging words on whatever it is your doing

-Definitely an encouraging bf

-Whatever it is that you do, he’s your #1 fan the whole way

- Loves to play you some piano and if you’re interested in learning, he’ll teach you his favorite songs

-A little bit of a cuddle bug

-His favorite spot to cuddle you would definitely be in front of a fireplace, it’s just so serene

🐶 Hank 🐶

-He’s such a grump that admitting his love language would take a while

-Buut his love language I feel like would be words of affirmation

-I feel like this man just adores it whenever you compliment him or just praise him in anyway

-tries to hide the fact that he likes the praise fails miserably

-He’s. So. Awkward about it. By ‘it’ I mean everything

-Awkward about talking to you when he had a crush on you, awkward about showing affection once you two got together, ect.

-But once you two progress through the relationship, he gets more comfortable with you

-You knew he was completely comfortable with you when he pulled you to sit onto his lap

-Only does stuff like this when your both alone tho

-Mostly because he can get pretty handsy when you both are close like that

-Especially if your making out

-Not a huge fan of PDA so the most he would do is a quick peck on the cheek or a hand on the small of your back

🌿 Ralph 🌿

-One word. C l i n g y

-He just loves being around you. Once he got past the fear of meeting you for the first time, he just can’t seem to leave you alone

-Of course he’ll give you your space if you ask but if you don’t make any indication you want him to leave you alone. He won’t

-When you two are in private, he’s cuddling with you, sitting you on his lap (or vice versa), kissing you

-Or just chillin beside you, enjoying each others presence

-In public I feel like the most he’ll do is hold your hand or hug you

-He gets extremely flustered doing any other couple-y stuff in front of people

-Loooooves gifting you all types of plants

-And loves making flower bouquets for you whenever he gets the chance

-And if you get him a plant of some sort? He looks like he might explode from excitement

-He may have one of his outbursts every now and then but he always apologizes afterwards

-It’s really sweet seeing him try to get better at controlling his outbursts because he knows how they upset you

[abe-the-detective-blog]

Markus still wasn't sure how he felt in the dress as it wasn't something new but oh well! He hadn't texted him he was heading over or anything all more to the surprises he loved doing.

He fixed his dress before knocking on the door.

Abe was busy cleaning up his house simply because he needed to do so. He had music playing as he was lost in his thoughts cleaning up everything before he heard a knock on the door. Abe cleans up his stuff before walking to the door.

The detective opens up the door and instantly blushed as he looked at Markus in awe.

[httpslvr]

headcanons but theyre super random cuz im a little insane n on a tumblr kick tdy?? apparently??

• the blue eye markus got made him dyslexic. i cant explain where or why i have this hc, but its one of my faves. the rest of the jericrew + connor help him before meeting n stuff

• markus also has a rlly bad memory (the junkyard messed him up bro), so like 99% of his speeches r straight improv. that man has no clue whats coming out of his mouth

• connor looks like the nice one, but is rlly a reclusive asshole, whos a little catty. rk900/nines, on the other hand, has a rbf n kinda looks like a dick, but is rlly the nice one (ppl get that mixed up, n then r v confused y connor js rolls his eyes n ignores them, while nines apologizes) (sixty’s js a little shit regardless. looks n plays the part!!!!)

• connor n north r a horrible duo. they get themselves into shit that no one can figure out how they even got there in the first place. markus ends up w them while praying to god that he can get all three of their asses out of there before they all die

• connor n chloe dated for awhile, but broke up cuz she realized she was a lesbian LMAO

• north is a sap but ppl need to like rlly bring it out of her

all i can think of rn lol

[androidavery]

silly headcanon but-- hear me out-- markus has a tooth gap :3

[task800]

headcanon that androids need to periodically defrag and clear their RAM/cache, usually during human sleep cycles to minimize the chance of interruption. the longer they wait between defrags, the longer the process takes when they actually run it, and any android that neglects defragging for too long gets progressively laggier and error-prone until they involuntarily crash. markus (Ph.D in selfcare hypocrisy) has absolutely scared the everloving fuck out of the gang a few times ragdolling down stairs

[cosmogyral-cat]

DBH headcanons (post-best ending)

Connor really, really hates it when Hank makes self-depricating jokes or says that no one would miss him if he was gone because Hank helped him through so many hardships and hearing him say all of these things make him both sad and angry, yet he doesn't know what to do about it since he wasn't programmed to deal with a situation like this one

Once they're in Canada, Alice enrolls into a primary school but struggles to make friends at first. Luther supports her and tries to give her advice, her past with Todd has made her very vulnerable which is why she often acts shy and doesn't display a lot of confidence

Markus pays regular visits to Carl and shows him his paintings. Carl is always very proud of him and appreciates his visits a lot, though he tries to hide that he is gradually getting sicker so that Markus doesn't worry about him too much

Connor loves cooking and baking because recipes give him direct instructions of what he needs to do while also being able to change things up and give the meals a bit of personal flavor (but he struggles to know whether or not something tastes good since he doesn't have any sense of taste, so he often consults Hank and ask him to taste-test)

Hank is incredibly stubborn about not wanting a therapist even though he desperately needs one

After moving in together, Hank is suspiciously often on-schedule at work - mostly because Connor annoys him out of bed every morning, since Connor can set timers and alarms

Sumo grows incredibly attached to Connor. He's always happy when he comes back home, he loves when he takes him on walks, they often cuddle on the couch, and as a result, Connor's clothes are often covered in dog hair

[iwonderwh0]

Some android models definitely have infrared cameras, which makes them see for example when infrared sensors are at work as well as also see through some materials that infrared light can penetrate, like plastic. I don't think it's something all androids have despite it being a fairly cheap feature, like I don't think household androids like Kara do, but it can be handy for some specialised workers models, such as the ones Markus converts during the Capitol Park chapter in order to get access to what they're fixing to disable security.

Let me speculate and headcanon here that Luther, as a specialised worker of unknown original purpose, belongs to those models too and has infrared vision. Which means, he can instantly see the difference in how androids look as opposed to humans. Which would explain how He was able to instantly see that Alice is an android whereas as Kara couldn't do the same and saw her exactly as she'd have seen a human.

I think this headcanon works really nicely.

[jaundicesenator]

i recently got dbh so i might see if i can post ss here

also dbh brainrot is real

hc for connor and hank (father son duo)(peaceful ending)

-After deviating Connor became like little vain, and enjoys making sure he looks good

-Connor loves dogs and hates cats, he got scratched by a stray cat once and held a grudge

-Connor loves wearing buttons ups and enjoys the texture of them

-Connor decided to stay with Hank after the revolution

-He forced Hank to make a greenhouse in the backyard

-His mind place aftet amanda tried taking over was dead and barren for a while

-He also was very confused and depressed after the revolution

-He also became closer friends with the jericho crew

-Markus helped Connor find his purpose and helped him understand his emotions

-Hank slowly stopped drinking after Connor started staying with him

-Hank forces Connor to experience multiple different things

-Connor hates being in crowded places because his processors get overwhelmed

-Connor also wears gloves to keep his hands from analyzing everything he touches

-Hank ended up getting another dog whenever Connor saw a skinny stray in an alley way

-Connor and Gavin ended up gaining a frenemies bond after the revolution

-Connor's favorite flowers are yellow roses, lily of the valley and strelitzia

-Connor decided to quit the DPD and start a flower shop(he wanted to find his own meaning separate from what his old purpose)

-He still does help the DPD whenever they need him

-He helped deviate Nines whenever he was discovered

-Connor and Nines used to dislike each other but they soon bonded and became very close

-Connor burned his jacket immediately after the revolution

-Chloe and Connor got closer after the revolution and both talk shit about Elijah together

-Gavin ended up joining Chloe and Connor after overhearing one of their conversations(i hc that gavin and elijah are related)

this has been my brain rottibg

also i would like hear y'alls headcanons cuz i want to steal them (｀▽´)