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Tech week :(

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TRICK OR TREAT

Abe chuckled and pats your head before handing a little police fake badge and some candy. “Be safe”

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Abe? It's been a while.... Just thought I'd come check on you... See how things are going...

@willford-motherloving-warfstache

Abe was reading a case file and saw Wilford. He sighs before putting it up. “I’ve been worse..are you fine yiu don’t sound normal..”

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Heads 🎃🎃

@rose-vines-filled-trones @mildlytraumatizeddetective

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃🖤

Sounds fun!

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@posionl0ve

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Abe was chuckling as he figured it out before jumping at the sudden the voice and looked up at him. “What the fuck…” he whispered softly at the two kids in the window. “Y-yeah…I mean I guess”

(Try to imagine it’s anonymous lol)

Detective!!! Something strange just arrived!

Abe looked at the object obviously confused and a bit concerned actually. “What the?..”

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I gift ye candy corn!

“Ohh. I like candy corn.”

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*places flower crown on head.* -w-

“Aww thanks man."

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Hehe just imagining Abe being cheeky about it or acting obvious. “What? Why did you call me back? Oh you love me? That’s nice hun.” Or or! “Awww your so cute I love me too doll”

*five mins later*

Markus: *Aggressive banging on his door*

Abe: “oh..hey doll face why..why are you crying?

Markus: *obvious tear streaks down his face holding a basket of gifts for Abe.* no…are you made at me?

*cut to Abe cuddling and loving on Markus as Markus is now grouchy for the prank”

@abe-the-detective-blog this is so random but I've seen couple prank videos where it's like one of them hangs up the phone or leaves without saying I love back and I'm just thinking of abe doing this to Markus on the phone and he just calls back instantly and is like "Ahem-!?"😭

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Do you ever get trick-or-treaters on Halloween?:0

“Mmm at the office we can volunteer to do hours to hand out candy which I mean sometimes, but at my apartment no. Mostly just stay in curled in a blanket and watching a horror movie with the hottest man I know.”

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Ha old -w-

“Ah! Hey Markus-…wait no I am older than him technically…fuck I am old..technically benji is older maybe.”

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Question! Idk how personally so If it is don't answer! How did you feel your first day as a detective and how'd the first day go?:0

Love hearing about people's first beginnings!

“Oh god that was eons ago… uhh..wasn’t so bad I mean everything was very different back then so I kinda was bullied a lot till a put my got down.”

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We were picking on him due to him not being able to drive.

“Ohh…that makes sense…”

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Markus did not find the joke funny and is being stubborn lol

“Is he being stubborn over what? What’s did you say?”

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Wheezing

The only difference between Crowley and Markus is that one can drive-

Abe snorts and nods. “Yes but I mean. He’s a nice passenger princess”

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The only difference between Crowley and Markus is that one can drive-

Abe snorts and nods. “Yes but I mean. He’s a nice passenger princess”

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You look very nice in it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

He chuckled and smiled as he did a small spin. “I do look nice.”

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*Poofs you in aziraphale's outfit.* perfect!>:3

He was confused before smiling. “Oh it’s the angel character…love this show actually. His clothes are basically mine just lighter.”