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Ppl will say that in 2028 the USA needs a crazy psychotic leftist to run to follow the vibes of trump and then recommend Gavin Newsom or Jack schlossberg (they don't know what leftism is)
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the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it
#like you are painting a big target on yourself that says:#“i am afraid of you and have a lot of money that i can waste on foolish and uninformed purchases”#you drive a cybertruck you're a mark. done deal
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Metamorphosis
#you could say….. trans#art#fish#been dreaming of this fish since I got covid#based on a story my mom told me when she#quotation marks died of sepsis#and she said she fell into a comforting darkness into a beautiful me#beautiful meadow *#she was braindead for almost an hour
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#I FUCKING KNEW HE'D MAKE A CAMEO#as soon as i saw mat i started SCREAMING laughing#no mark cameo though :( sad#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#text post#fnaf#fnaf spoilers#matpat#the fact that his nametag says ness too. the fucking earthbound character#THE EASTER EGGS IN THIS MOVIE WERE SOOO GOOD#listen as an og fnaf fan....im thriving#not super into the series anymore but WOW this movie really catered to my high school age self lol
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Hey if people are thinking of 'stockpiling HRT' and you are doing it with Testosterone, be aware that is a controlled substance and doing this WILL GET YOU A FELONY CHARGE IF YOU ARE CAUGHT (and it would be very easy for this to happen through the way those posts reccomend).
Its your decision if you want to risk imprisonment (and then definitely losing hrt access), but be aware of the serious consequences- especially if you are recommending this to people!
If you do this with E, you get a slap on the wrist. If you do this with T its a felony. A felony charge deeply effects everything you do. Its not just hard to DYI T, its MANY TIMES LEGALLY RISKIER AND HARDER.
#'dyi hrt its fine anyone can'. Tell me you dont know or care doing that with T will get you time in prison and a permanent criminal record#stop passing posts saying to do this without this warning on it. This kind of charge ruins lives and monkey business CANNOT be relied on#'just trust that they are overworked enough to not check they filled it out right and that they will buy your lie'#the second they catch on you are FUCKED. The consequence is not 'uwu you just wont get more extra' its a court date and a cop up your ass#it is NOT fearmongering to say this. do not fuck around with controlled substances when there is a PAPER TRAIL??? HELLO?#do you want access to meds permanently revoked? A mark like that is how you get doctors to not want to give them to you Forever#wayward rambling#rebloggable but clowning will get the post locked
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I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"
#like JIM#star trek#shitposting#lmao LMAO#AND THEN SHE SAYS I'LL MISS YOU AND HE DOESNT ANSWER GIFKFNFIF#idk why i find this so fucking funny#he's like hm no i'm good#get some birth control on your planet first then we'll talk#also i have a boyfriend#the mark of gideon#star trek the original series#season 3#tos#spirk
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This will be Markiplier’s cameo in the FNAF 2 movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#markiplier#the bite of 87#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I’m joking but can you imagine#making him say ‘bite of 87’ just makes sense right??#mark just an old security guard who knows it all
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xin mo did not become the demonic op sword of all three realms for this!!! for @kawouwu who asked for binggeyuan sillies! thank you for your donation to svsss' gotcha 4 gaza!
#scum villain#svsss#shen yuan#bingge#bingyuan#binggeyuan#shen qingqiu#mxtx#my art#donations may be closed but many of the listed campaigns are still going!!!#sy's younger sister is a kpop fan and takes full credit for giving lbh the idea to make that sy-themed trinket on xin mo btw#i like to think that lbg and her get along like a house on fire#he brings top tier skin care and misc beauty products from his realm#while she shares embarrassing stories of sy's childhood and baby pictures#i covered lbh's speech#but he's basically saying how sy has a shrine dedicated to him (pidw merch)#and clothes bearing his mark (pidw limited collabs with clothing brands)#so it's only natural that he too should carry a symbol of his devotion to sy#you know#as an sy stan
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it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years
#one piece#zolu#comic#a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight#finally got around to making a comic abt it#boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment#they have the range#the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark#umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently#and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee#does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well
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i've gotten so used to getting my news for the fucking destiel meme especially in the last week that my first reaction to seeing this
is to say "oh no" out loud to my empty room
#destiel#spn#destiel meme#russia#titanic#oceangate#mark zuckerberg#elon musk#i must say that IS how i found out about that#which is fucking hilarious
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I have to go back. I need to. Its the only way.
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"How didn't you notice Shayne and Courtney being together until they got married" I have been staring at Amanda that's how. I have not stopped thinking abt her since she joined the cast she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and it distracted me ok
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Eddie is such a good father. It takes a good parent to give their child the space they need but still invite someone in who can be a safe space so that Christopher is talking to someone. Giving your child that time speaks volumes of who he is as a person and a father.
He doesn’t want to bust the door down he wants Christopher to open it. He wants the privilege of being allowed back in and he recognizes that he needs to earn it. That he cannot force it upon him. Until then he’s going to do what he can to provide Christopher the support and trust that he probably feels like he’s missing from his dad right now.
#eddie diaz#911 abc#omg omg omg#911 spoilers#this gone hurt. this is going to HURT.#Christopher Diaz#I actually have so much to say about this. we haven’t even touched on Chris’ feelings#he JUST got the closure he needed to accept that his mom is gone but that she did love him#that letter was supposed to mark the beginning of healing that wound#and he goes home to see her face right there#I’m screaming.
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Helpy ain't havin a good time when Mark is around
Twitter: X
#markiplier#mark fischbach#five nights at freddy's#fnaf help wanted 2#artists on tumblr#fnaf#he's a doctor trust me - it says so on his name card :)#love that he targets helpy just because - rip in pieces
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#iwtv#devil's minion#armandaniel#daniel molloy#armand#armand iwtv#iwtv*#min.gif#shows#*mark lee voice* oh dude he's filrting#no bc genuinely what was the meaning of this.#the verdict is..... old man fucker!#anyways. very pleased with the coloring on these gifs if i do say so myself#EDIT: i'm sobbingggg i think my old ass laptop just has terrible color accuracy bc i'm seeing these gifs on my phone and tablet#and they look so bad LMFAO. so just pretend you're looking at these gifs from my laptop and i promise they look good
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