#marcus rashford incorrect quotes

[kylianmbappee]

@anytimebitches

[gaemen]

Ten Hag: Anyone d- Marcus: Depressed? Victor: Drained? Bruno: Dumb? Maguire: Disliked? Ten Hag: -done with their training... what is wrong with you people ..

[incorrectmanunitedquotes]

Rashford: Guys, shhhh. Do you know what that sound is?

Journalists, Pundits and Rivals: What is it?

Rashford: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.

[incorrectfootballerquotes]

Marcus Rashford: *yawning* Can’t believe ghosts are truly real.

Trent Alexander-Arnold: Yeah, every time you yawn in October, a ghost puts their dick in your mouth

[theweathaa]

Footballers according to tags:

1. Dele

2. Trent Alexander Arnold

3. Marcus Rashford

[wonwoos-tracksuit]

Marcus: That’s ridiculous, Jesse doesn’t have a crush on me.

Paul: Yes he does.

Jesse: Yes I do.

[lidah-itsme]

Jesse: You know what beans? I’m the kind of guy who likes to think things through.

Marcus: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow while it was still on fire.

[kylianmbappee]

Marcus: *to y/n*, How is the most beautiful person on earth doing?

Y/n: *smiles*

Jesse: I'm great, thanks.

[kylianmbappee]

Marcus, about Y/n: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.

Jesse: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

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Jesse: You have to apologize to Marcus!

Y/n: Fine!

Y/n: Unfuck you, or whatever!

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Jesse: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Y/n, turning to Marcus: How tall are you?

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Jesse: Y/n got into a fight.

Marcus: That’s bad.

Marcus:

Marcus: Did they win?

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Jesse: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Y/n: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

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Marcus: And you just ran away?!

Jesse: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

[kylianmbappee]

Had time so I did that shit again :))

[incorrectmanunitedquotes]

*squad injuries*

*city in the finals*

*Liverpool back in form*

*Brighton defeat*

Ten Hag: [screams into jar]

Ten Hag: [closing the jar] Everything’s fine

Ole: [screams into jar]

Ole: [closing the jar] Everything’s fine.

[incorrectmanunitedquotes]

Man United fans: so what’s in store for the season?

MUFC: Disappointment

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Mason: FOUR MONTHS

Marcus: What's he yelling about?

Bruno: It's not that big of a deal

Martial: Yeah, don't worry about it

Mason: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU TWO STOOD BY AND LET ME WATER A FAKE PLANT

[incorrectmanunitedquotes]

Pogba: *has Covid-19*

Rashford: *hurt... again*

Mason: *sent back home for breaking Covid rules*

Sancho: *still not at United*

Woodward: *refusing to sign the players ole needs*

Ole: Why do the football Gods hate me?

[incorrectfootballerquotes]

Jesse Lingard: Okay, firstly, happy birthday. Secondly I didn’t quite know what chocolate you liked, so I got them all.

Marcus Rashford:

Marcus Rashford: Jesse. That’s like four hundred boxes—

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Jesse Lingard: Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush—

Marcus Rashford: Hey Jesse!

Jesse Lingard: I love you.