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“killing off deeply traumatized character that was so close to happiness and healing after all they have been through is bad writing” is such a deeply unserious criticism and so many of you keep pretending like it isnt
#many different versions of this take exist even if at first glance it is wrapped in a more intellectual packaging#like im not saying u cannot come for certain stories like this im sure some are executed like shit and cheap but this by itself is#is so stupid im sorry#lol#i see cries of shockvalue when it really wasnt and u r just mad that ur blorbo’s story was a tragedy#and treated as tragedy#and it made u sad#not talking about got bc i do think most of those were bad for a plethora of reasons but even then if u come at it from this angle#its unserious
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Did you guys know Capri sun was populair in 1990's. Did you guys know. That that's. You know. Relevant. For when you're writing a fic in a setting around that time. That people could just be casually drinking capri sun. This is brought by the fact that I've drank like 10 of them today (the orange one).
No, of course I'm not planning for Tom to one day be drinking capri sun in my fic. Perish the THOUGHT. I'm NOT predictable!!! (I so am. I'm canonizing this in my fic. No one can stop me. Dakota is gonna be like wow my favorite pouch drink and introduce Tom to the really difficult straw stabbing pouch drink. And Tom would be annoyingly good at getting the straw in the pouch at the first try.). Man. I love the power I wield.
#ao3 writer#maybe im just silly#ask me anything#augh#im so normal#this is such a different kind of energy compared to the last post#i have so many sides guys#one is do it for the bit#and the other is big brain thoughts#but really just imagine tom drinking from a capri sun package#it makes me laugh so hard man#Dakota you are carrying the humor of this fic so big just by being all my impulsive thoughts personified
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Austria in bed with France be like: Ughhh fuck me like how you fucked up my empire 😫😫
IM PUTTING YOU IN TIMEOUT ANON 🫵 ‼️
WHO ALLOWED THIS
in all seriousness I'm HOWLING please it's such a peculiar situation that had HRE not been dissolved the house of Austria would remain that, a nobility house of the Habsburg family producing one emperor after the next
It was only after the dissolution that they proclaimed themselves Austrian empire
The hate fuck for France and Austria goes hard I'm so sure
#fraus#rose and jewel#ship name so cute for what is the most unbelievably toxic pair ever#there are so many thoughts about their dynamic#i know you and you know me#two sides of the same coin#they're packaged differently#aph france#aph austria#hws france#hws austria#roderich edelstein#francis bonnefoy#hetalia#hws#aph#hetalia world stars
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I want to love and support postal service workers during this stressful time. And I do. However it's hard when they do some things
#yesterday there was a package on my porch for someone who lives fully a block away on a different street#i have something coming that was marked ''out for delivery'' Saturday and is now marked ''at fedex facility''. hm#also i think this would be easier if my mailman were reliable most of the time but he's not#he can't be bothered to turn his head and look at our house to see if we have mail to go out#so sometimes it just sits there for days if he doesn't have to come up to the porch#and he just refuses to take away not at this address mail. leaves it there.#oh well. i bought so many stamps this week!#and you know who i DO appreciate. the lovely man at the small town post office who always apologizes#once for someone being mildly rude to him in front of me and once just for a minor wait. in december! he's so nice
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I have a life-long goal to recreate (at home) the food I eat in restaurants. and one of the sub-goals of that big goal is to get good at making vegan ramen broth. there are three vegan ramens from 3 different restaurants I've been trying to recreate and tonight, I think I cracked the code. there is room for improvement, but it dawned on me that two of the three restaurants almost CERTAINLY use tomato, which I haven't tried in my homemade recipes before tonight. tonight I also added homemade almond milk INSTEAD of coconut milk and it definitely has the flavor profile I was looking for. I also added yellow squash to my broth and I think it helped balance out the other vegetables.
Overall I used:
Handful of shiitake mushrooms, cut in strips, added to the hot pan (without oil) to release moisture and cook. Then I added a generous amount of olive oil and...
One large white onion, two bulbs of garlic, one bunch of celery, four large carrots (all chopped) (salt added) -> cooked until reduced
Then I added water, brought it up to heat, simmered for about 30 min and added:
Two yellow squash (chopped), 6 campari tomatoes (blended in water), added ginger powder, more salt, pepper, soy sauce). Then simmered for an hour.
At the end I added sesame oil, homemade almond milk (almonds blended in water and strained), and chili oil
And for now, I think it's one of my most successful broths, without requiring homemade/store-bought vegetable broths or bouillon
#it also dawned on me that packaged ramen uses a lot of ginger powder#like part of that top ramen smell is ginger powder#i also added soy sauce to my broth#i would use miso before#but honestly soy sauce has more of the flavor i'm looking for#there are too many different types of miso i haven't explored yet#but that's for another time#broth
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ok who put Curse Of Delayed Package on me :(
#rubia speaks#package A gets secretly put on hold in production until i cancel and they tell me it was on hold#package B gets sent for a ride on the wrong truck before two stat holidays thus delivered three days late#package C is ?????#and now package D is delayed literally the day it was supposed to arrive and the new date is pending calculations#was supposed to be delivered in the morning and it's not even in the right province#i try to play a little bit of online shoppi in december before i pick up being responsible in january and this is what i get#the only explanation for this happening so often with so many different delivery services and for every package is this:#it is wicked sorcery done to me
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I need to point everyone who criticizes "American" food to a history book.
#glorification of war due to war effort#factories were new technology and businessmen wanted to build empires#the new technology also allowed for foods to be packaged in new ways#people became used to that and passed down their recipes for it#things changed gradually#now we have cheap family meals that overseas folk make fun of#motherfucker every culture has foods that look bad to outsiders#let's get you some perspective#i don't even like it. and i wish standards are different. but it's not cool to make fun of what you don't understand.#how many times does this has to be said?#yeah it took me a while too. sorry. just come on will ya
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will you be playing ac1 and meeting my chewtoy altair eventually? asking for a friend (the friend is me)
aklsdjalkjd i suppose i'm gonna have to, aren't i? in for a penny, in for five million more collectibles.
#i'm at LEAST gonna play 1-3. brotherhood and revelations. and then liberation(?) which is the one packaged with ac3#and set in my hometown :) so obviously.#and uhhhhh. yeah i don't think i have Much reason to keep playing. i've heard there's one with twins though#might keep going to reach the one with twins. gotta play with the twins.#ask#fun fact about liberation: extremely short list of games that have a Black woman as the lead.#liberation is on that list. i have to give ac credit where it's due. that's really fucking cool of them and cooler still from what i've#heard that it's incorporated v heavily into the game and not just window dressing.#which also makes sense given that it's packaged with ac3 nowadays. another on the Extremely Short List of games with native american leads.#sorry im rambling. i just think that. for all of ac's mistakes and there are many. and for all the fucking crimes that ubisoft as a company#deserves to fall for. this? this is pretty cool. i think this is good of them. and i really want to play those games.#akljdskaljdk sorry you asked about ac1 and then i started rambling about 2 entirely different games#i do also want to play ac1 to be clear i love reading your experiences of it and i want to meet this guy#he seems awful (affectionate)
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#ttpd#taylor swift#the tortured poets department#all the back covers combined#ive spent 70 dollars on this gd album and will probably spend more#(4 different cds)#taylor please don't make me pay 6 dollars for shipping each time when i bought 4 of basically the same thing#and they're all cominng at the same time#especially bc im just gonna have to throw away the packaging bc it sure as shit isn't recyclable in my area#being a taylor swift fan has drastically increased my carbon footprint#and decreased my bank accounts#not even that excited about this new track i just have to collect them all at this point#anyway i was wondering if you put all the back covers together they would fill in each others gaps and spell something#but i dont think they do#looks cool though#fuck capitalism and my goblin urge#how many more if these are there? im both excited and filled with dread#i dont want to spend 25+ USD for 16 of the same tracks and one new one x more times#she anounced it on the 4th#which was 19 days ago#and made 2 new variations#so thats like 1 every 10 days#until april 19th#god i hate capitalism#girl you're a billionaire donate this at the very fucking least
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i don't like season three when viewing it as a continuation of seasons one and two, but i do very much like season three when viewing it as the prequel to seasons four and five... hmmmmm.
#rewatching it bc i wanted to make another foreshadowing compilation post for myself regarding what will's actions will#likely be in season five re: vecna and lmao. so many things are just... it's like. it makes me laugh how In Your Face it is now#that we know all that we know. so many direct parallels both with dialogue and actions. mike/will/lucas/el foreshadowing their s4 roles.#the flaying of the holloways and the creels. the dormancy / activation shit. the building shit. the natural progression of their arcs.#the different ways that their characters approach problem solving and how we see tht reinforced by s4. it's so fascinating#genuinely i think idk it was just such a big culture shock i guess u could say from 1 and 2 that it was hard to digest on its own for me#but now that 4 is in the same vein it's like Oh. Okay. Yeah no. I get it now. That's cool. I'm forever bitter but I get it and respect it.#3 4 and 5 are a package deal considering they also said 4 was like part 1 of 5.#it also makes sense bc the point of 3 was that everyone was changing and building themselves in a new way and that#includes vecna so. just so fascinating how they link everything and how their vision is so consistent with certain plots and characters#like. the lucas max mike n will + el involvement is right there. the idea that they have to kill vecna and not just his puppets is right#there. that 2nd point starts in season two but three is where it really turns into an ''the end justifies the means'' situation#(especially for will which i think is something a lot of people overlook but—)#s3 is painful when considering their personal character arcs but fucking delicious when considering the overarching supernatural vecna plot#bc thts also when he starts his ''there is no stopping this'' shtick and actually enters the story#and he's fucking slimy lol. which i Love#anyway. omg first i defended mike in the rain fight and now i'm saying i kind of like season three who the FUCK am i!!!!!#crazy what feeling the need to defend a white boy's honor will do to you 😳
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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on one hand I wanna write my fic ideas wherein my marvel oc gets sent to the alternate universe of Gotham and hijinks ensue whilst she tries to survive and get back and the batfam and such slowly learn more info abt her world and how it's being threatened atm and she needs to go back and help and whatnot.
But on the other hand, the readers wouldn't know the marvel related backstory of this OC and would have. No context for her going in
But ALSO then the readers would know abt as much abt this mysterious figure as the batcrew do, and get to learn via flash backs and her slowly revealing info to them as safety allows
Then there's also just a general. Idk if there's any sort of oc etiquette when it comes to writing oc centered fics? My brain goes so hogwild when I read anything that I usually avoid oc fics other people write just bc I usually read and enjoy fics at face value but I also go "now what would happen if this OC was here?" And that gets real complicated when other people's ocs are involved
#jasper rambles#this is a rambly one yall#fanfic discussion#fanfic etiquette?#i just. listen. i made a vampire oc for captain america specifically of the mcu.. and i was thinking and like. gotham is the Perfect City fo#r a vampire to live right. so like. then i was like what would she do if she ended up in gotham. how would that go. and then i could reveal#her marvel backstory thru tidbits she drops and flashbacks. bc i have her mcu timeline pretty well planned out#tho also her existence (along w a few pther ocs) drastically changes the course of the mcu so some things hapen VERY differently (mainly civ#il war and then the start of the following arcs) so like id aalso have to reveal where the canon divergence from the mcu is during the flash#backs. and then ALSO i have a p decent grasp of the batfam and whatnot but i havent had the oppurtunity to read many comics so i dont even.#what if i just FAIL at their characterization and im actually wronf magically#and then ALSO comes the question of should i include my batman dc oc? bc SHES a whole. package. theres a LOT to unpack w her. tho for this s#pecific fic idea i think itd be fun to just. have her be Another Batfam Member. like yeah shes got her own stuff going on. but this fic woul#dnt dive into it anymore than it dives into the other batfam members#the other issue is deciding where in the mcu timeline this oc gets thrown into an au and why and how or if that affects the mcu timeline fro#m there. cuz thatd need to be decided for the sake of flashbacks. and if im gonna ise flashbacks id love to try and plan it out so it aligns#with the plot happening in gotham. i dont necessarily want like. a running Plot in the flashbacks. but id want them to be scenes from her li#fe in mcu that reveaal stuff that helps understand the decisions she makes in the gotham plot#but ALSO in the gotham plot. id wanna have it either be that her presence has caused some sort of ripple that the gotham baddies are using t#o hirt people or else some other unrelated gotham baddies plot is happening and this oc being herself sees trouble and runs towards it to tr#y and help people. even tho she has her own stuff to deal w. and then makes herself a target of the gangs and also potentially screws someth#ings up bc she doesnt have as intimate of knowledge abt the baddies and gangs as the batfam do since most of em grew up in the streets of g#otham one way or another#so like. and like she can hold her own. she was a young woman in brooklyn in the 30/40s. but its still a different environment in gotham rat#her than in brooklyn new york. so itd be. yeah. tbh i feel like the fact that im putting this much thought into it means i will probably try#to write and post it on ao3. idk when tho. im trying not to post more fics on ao3 so i can focus on my xmen fic#sso. anyway if you read all this feel free to share your thoughts and or like. sorry not sorry for the rambly essay of tags <3#i told you jasper rambles
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so i bought a record player and not to suddenly turn into this huge music snob or w/e the fuck but like. as much as i will die defending streaming music (bc there IS something to be said for having literally any music at your fingertips! digital downloads are valid! really fucking hate the way older millenials+ will complain about streaming like it destroyed music) like no one is wrong to say that there really is something different about physical music. like. turning records is different than streaming. putting a little cd in a cd player is different than streaming. something something the connection of physicality really does make the practice of interacting with art different. not better necessarily but different in a visceral way.
#liveblogging life#i feel the same way about physical books btw#i hate the term 'real books' bc the book is the story not however it's packaged (e.g. ebook vs physical)#but i'll be honest!!!! i prefer physical books. like ebooks are great and i love being able to carry my whole library with me#but! the physicality of interacting with a book makes the experience so different for me - and for me it's something i prefer#i didn't know for sure that i would feel the same way about music but i definitely do#it's been so long since i listened to physical music and this is bringing back my pure joy of listening to my cds in my discman as a kid#like when i would just listen to whole albums over and over again bc i loved them#streaming has lessened my ability to do that or want to do that but i can tell using records will bring that back for me idk#anyway i have many thoughts & feelings re: the way humans connect with art physically and our sensory attachment to art#a final note that setting up this record player took 10 years off my life it was so finnicky and didnt want to work at all at first lmao#and whenever my cats even walk near it it makes me nervous lol
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YOU VOTED FOR SPEAK NOW.....
NOT EVEN THE KENDRICK VERSION YOU HAD TO PICK THE BAD ONE AGDKAGJ
#ok OK so the context was if you had to erase one right#I think the only options in terms of the least career defining albums are SN Lover evermore and Midnights#evermore bc while they have many differences ofc she is a sister album#Lover to the general public is very overlooked#midnights is so recent#and SN I think is the least distinct era in terms of having a unique identity and aesthetic (again except evermore)#like it really is just slightly older Fearless AT A GLANCE#I KNOW SHE HAS MANY HIDDEN DEPTHS#but anyway evermore was disqualified bc it probably has my fav production on any album like I adore it#Midnights is such a cultural moment rn and I think will be an iconic album in a few years#and Lover is ofc my fav#so SN was the only option left#I’m so sorry bestie#it’s just an album where I love a few individual songs way more than the entire package#ask#Jake <3#my post
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something you don't learn until you get really far into the making and tinkering life is that there's no such thing as "glue" really. there are so many kinds of substances that stick other substances together and they are all very different and if you just go look at the adhesives aisle in the hardware store the packaging never actually tells you anything useful. it's like "this is SUPER T-REX POWER GLUE" and the fine print says "good for use on wood metal and plastic". okay. but WHICH PLASTICS MY GOOD BITCH,
because SURPRISE, there's no such thing as "plastic" either. every kind of wood is basically the same on a chemical level, but the only thing every plastic has in common is "some of its molecules are long" and that is NOT a quality that determines how things stick together.
I just ordered some stuff I hope will permanently stick a circuit board to a steel sheet and withstand temperatures up to 150 degrees. by the way circuit boards are made of epoxy-bound woven glass cloth which is cool as hell but what the fuck do you glue that with? can any of the 12 kinds of adhesives I currently own do that? no of course not. if I want to stick two pieces of acrylic together so hard they become watertight to a depth of 3000 metres I have some shit that does that, but it does literally nothing else.
anyway. once you start learning how many kinds of sticking things together there are, the people at 3M start to seem like witches and I don't know if they're the kind we can trust with that level of arcane knowledge
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My old trainer: I barely did anything to help your phone skills, Charcuterie.
Me, diagnosed with a social anxiety disorder since half a decade and zero social skills before I started working:
My boss, during my last review: I'm not saying you're not enough for me, I'm just saying, if your old trainers casually mention a trainee is struggling to find a placement... There's an office I could nab. A two person office. On the nicer side of the building. Quiet. View of the art yard. I'll make it happen. 🙏
Assistant manager: Do you still have that phone package you use? Had a backup since your traineeship. It's not proprietary or confidential? Could you print out a copy for every new health hire we got in the last year? 👀 Mine's somehow not working for them.
Nursing coworker starting phones: Charcuterie? The ones who started in health say they got a phone package from you. Is it okay if I just photocopy what's relevant to me from that, or can you maybe get me one, too? 🥺
#stories from work#I'm not saying I've got no skills#I'm just saying my skillset in that one area are shockingly different from everyone who trained elsewhere#my phone package is a list of common questions and their answers for health insurance#the basic phone script#a spelling alphabet#a list of all the calls that are Not My Problem#and just a bunch of phone numbers and whatnot that get asked for commonly#i got told to use that and make notes while calling on day one#it's amazing how many people at our office are helped knowing X is for Xanthippe
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