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Starvetober Day 20 and 21 - Shock and Fear
#if you know you know.#did I meme to catch up on starvetober? hell yeah LMAOOOO#mans is GOBSMACKED#snorlarts#memes#Warly dst#starvetober 2023
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ok my second semi coherent thought on the finale is that my brain is exploding over rick carrying a polaroid of morty in his wallet because it's adorable and also one of the most grandad ass things ever. if im remembering correctly it looked like a school picture. like morty got his yearbook picture taken and rick was like "yeah i want a copy of that" and paid real american dollars to the highschool (or maybe just stole one from beth and jerry who knows lol) to get a physical fucking photograph of his grandson to put in his wallet I AM GOING TO SOB
#seriously when was the last time you even saw a polaroid asdfghjkl#regardless of all his high tech mumbo jumbo he is still an OLD ASS MAN with enough sentimentality to keep a physical picture of morty#im absolutely gobsmacked#rick and morty#rick and morty spoilers#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty season 7 spoilers#rnm#r&m#rick & morty#fear no mort#rick sanchez#morty smith#my nonsense
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spotify drops their wrapped around the same time every year the fact that it came out now isn't exactly worthy of panic. however we have known about spotify's support of the military industrial complex for YEARS and people who were previously pretending to be concerned about that and the laundry list of other ethics concerns with the Billion Dollar Corporation are throwing that to the wind so they can discredit Palestinian activists. like yes the particular alignment of the dates were blown out of proportion entirely but that doesn't mean that Spotify is innocent and accusing their critics of being in Qanon mode for not wanting to support them... while ignoring the israel apologists furthering literal qanon/conspiratorial shit like the idea of "crisis actors"... tumblr leftists have never been good at moral consistency. nevermind the fact that spotify has been censoring palestinian artists too
#the crisis actors thing has me gobsmacked#like yes let's uncritically use a term popularized by a man harassing the families of dead kids#i guess they're doing the same thing here!
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i’ll chase you to the ends of the earth.
#[ 🎀 ] moodboard#lemurian rafayel details#bc i was absolutely gobsmacked#he is the bane of my existence and also my reason for living#how does this game expect you to choose one man i say#love and deepspace#rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace#zayne#zayne love and deepspace#xavier#xavier love and deepspace#rafayel moodboard#rafayel aesthetic#rafayel details
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y'all care way too much about these actors and their personal lives. get a fucking job and a life and let them live in peace, they don't owe you shit.
i'm so done w people who ship real life people and get MAD when they aren't dating, acting as if they know them personally bc they stalked them online (and sometimes in person). are you really so lonely and desperate for this to mean so much to you? i guess so.
get mad at celebrities who actually do harmful shit and not ones protecting their privacy. go back to your elementary education and think about how you would like to be treated were you in their shoes. then kindly fuck off to hell <3
i have so many other things i wish to do with my time other than scold mindless middle age horny people on the internet.
#yes this is about luke newton bc yall need to leave that man ALONE#why are ppl mad that he said fuck you to a fan that literally stalked him#i am gobsmacked at people's stupidity on the internet#in what world is stalking people okay#get over yourself#get a life#lukola#luke newton#nicola coughlan#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton s3#polin
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if anyone deserves to find out the true nature of Luffy's fruit it has to be Kaido. i seriously think that man deserves some sort of compensation because let's be honest – Luffy didn't have to do all that. he really did not need to violate the dragon's insides like that and then manhandle him to use as a skip rope, mid air, all while laughing in his face
no therapy is gonna undo the way Kaido was going through the 7 Stages of Grief (remixed) at that moment so at the very least give that man some closure
#man was probably consoling himself like “anything can happen in the grand line”#just so gobsmacked out of his mind by the audacity of this fucking menace#one piece spoilers#one piece#episode 1072#spoilers#monkey d. luffy#kaido#gear 5
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you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work
me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:
#text post#general hospital#nicholas alexander chavez#spencer cassadine#sorry i'm still not over my shock at this lol#i remember asking my mom MONTHS ago (she follows general hospital news online) 'hey wheres spencer i havent seen him in awhile?'#'oh his character died off. the actor is doing some netflix show where he plays a murderer'#and you have to understand. i dont consume anything to do w true crime. but to my 63-year-old mother. ryan murphy doesnt exist#so bc of just how self-contained the archaic institution of network soap operas are. i just. idk i didnt assume it was a big role#it didnt register to me that it was the sequel to the dahmer show. is what i am saying. and i never thought about it again#mommy made it sound like he might be coming back bc soap opera characters fake-die all the time#and so i put the thought out of my head until completely independently i was watching a video about monsters: menendez being flawed#and i was like. going absolutely insane w how familiar he looked i was like 'ok i know that man cant be too famous but i KNOW him'#'i know him from something and i know him WELL from something. like whatever hes from is iconic to me'#and then the video creator said his name and i was like THATS INSANE WHERE DO I KNOW THAT NAME??!?!??#it's a name i read in the credits but probably never thought in my head at all bc sorry he's just spencer to me#so i googled it and i was gobsmacked. i was like MOM DIDNT SAY he was gonna be in THIS SHIT!?!?!?#i also do lay my life down on the defense that the cinematography of a prestige netflix drama makes him less recognizable to me#who knew him best under cheap soap opera lighting in basic back and forth dialogue shots. like#i have to be honest i never cared for his looks on gh bc he just kinda looked like too perfect. like he looked like a mannequin#i see it now though i get it#i get why he's very fan editable to the true crime girlies i get it#not that it matters. im just in mourning bc it never occurred to me the spencer era was over. i actually liked his character#i cant tell u why bc he wasnt all that distinguishable from all the other basic dramatic character archetypes. idk it was a good performanc#i cant explain to u what makes a soap opera character distinct while still being completely generic (they all are)#i also liked his relationship w his girlfriend in the show it was cute. he was evil but they were sweet#nicky please come back. im begging u. as your only general hospital era fan who is your age#i dont wanna watch monsters menendez i reeeeeally dont
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talking to straight people is really like…you’re sure you don’t know david tennant? positive??
#david tennant#i was gobsmacked#like…i’ve seen this man in at least five things#good omens#doctor who#especially
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WTFFF I thought thirteen would be my new girl crush love of my life heart eyes wife you-came-after-twelve-you-must-be-better-than-they're-all-saying bbygirl and then I had to sit down and watch as she told a man who (if he were not a murderer, of course) literally every regeneration before her would've LOVED and FULLY SUPPORTED that "the systems aren't the problem. how people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. people like you" </33333 !?!?
#WHERE IS THAT POST THAT SAID NINE WOULD KILL THIRTEEN FOR BEING A CLASS TRAITOR#WHY WOULD YOU SAY “ERODE PEOPLE'S TRUST IN AUTOMATION” ALL WORRIED AND CONCERNED LIKE THAT???#WHEN DID YOU START LIKING AUTOMATION OVER PEOPLE THINKING AND DOING THINGS FOR THEMSELVES???#AND WHY ARE YOU TRAVELING WITH A COPPER??? WE HATE COPPERS??????#did we FORGET into the dalek?? how about how he treated danny?? god there's so much more I can't even remember off the top of my head#(I understand soldiers are different from cops but c'mon don't even PRETEND twelve would've been any nicer if blue or danny were just COPS)#also a bit off topic bUT MAY I JUST TALK ABOUT ARACHNIDS IN THE UK FOR HALF A GODAMNED SECOND—#I know the companions are usually the ones to do the doctor's dirty work here but like#I just can't see the other doctors NOT having the business man lure the spider for being so fuckin annoying about it#like I was genuinely surprised when they had him do that whole song and dance about not doing it and then he actually just. didn't do it#the doctor LOVES fucking with evil rich business men this is PERFECT. plus why not get back at him for being awful to their companions?#absolutely gobsmacked thirteen let him act like that. I am wrong in thinking that the others would've shut his shit down a LOT quicker??#anyways. I love jodie whittaker and it's just so upsetting to have her doctor do something so wildly off#THIRTEEN PLEASE I HAD SUCH FAITH IN YOUUU I WAS IGNORING THE HATERS AND FOR WHAT#I can SEE the other doctors in her still I can FEEL them they're there she's doing an AMAZING job but. oh my god. what did they make her do#I can't even say she feels ooc as a whole because jodie is bloody brilliant. it's just these... moments. that don't make ANY sense to me...#especially coming off of twelve?? I get the radical personality switch but that belief is a core part of the doctor. or at least I THOUGHT#thirteenth doctor#doctor who#I still love all of you who love her and reading ur posts/fics but I. will not be making any myself. I do not think.
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anyone else remember the gayest line in pandora hearts
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look im trying really hard not to run my mouth off abt mn (been doing some concepts and idea work that are spoilers) but Jesus christ i realized a canon reason why red. drools??? so much??? other than him being insane and ive been here since last night like.
#i can't say any more or ill tip it off but i keep thinking back on it and its like Jesus fucking christ man#its not exactly anything new just more details i realised about stuff ive known#but still. DUDE i right you were just like. i don't know a rabid animal????#its so fucked up when you realize something about your Own Shit that just leaves you gobsmacked#mn diary#<- this will be my mn behind the scenes tag now btw
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when u see this
[ID: An opening still from 3 Men an a Baby, with text credit: A Leonard Nimoy Film. END]
you know ur about to see the most intimate pathos filled yet aware and sensitive chest hair youve ever seen in ur fucking life.
#some shit#wifi's movie quest#GWAH#GUH. BAH#u know its good if i can withstand that much baby noises in a movie fhgdf#GOD NO BUT SEND HELP. men werent meant to be that handsome how are u supposed to get anything done#i LOVE the detail that peters girlfriend didnt really care about kids cause if i SAW THAT MAN. DOTTING ON A BABY. HIS BABBBBY.#no one would be able to stop me.....#hey mary ur three extremely well off artist career having father/uncles.... is that a..... gay thing? oh no no. they like women they all#just live together and look like that.....#gobsmacked. gobsmacked.#anyway i was really surprised tom selleck looks like that (said dreamily) but he sounds like tom.paris lmao.
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If there is anyone on this earth who deserves to have a hot ass lawyer for a husband it is Judy Rosenthal/Rybinski
was about to hit the hay for the evening but saw this and COULDNT HELP BUT SCREAMMMMMM. like. yes. yes yes yes. absolutely. 1000000%. above and beyond anything. yes.
by far one of the REALEST THINGS. EVER. (yet again i am reminded of the quote a reader left in the tags #go get yourself a lawyer girl) and by far it has remained true to judy lmao!!!!! SHE DESERVES IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!!!! sweet girl!!!!! and u know rosie spoils her beyond compare! and they’re just so !!!!!! about each other, with each other and even just thinking about one another. like. they’re just. they’re so cute together and judy really deserves it all coming to rosie :) PLUS — as stated — HES HOT. BONUS POINTS.
#let’s just say first time judy saw him she was starstruck okay#like gobsmacked jaw-dropped starstruck#so yeah#there’s that#but yeah she deserves a hot ass lawyer after what she goes through in this war and a childhood where it was a constant struggle to stay#above water like YES GIRL#GO GET YOUR MANS#(and she does haha)#judy rosenthal/rybinski u will always be famous#judy rybinski#judy x rosie#rosie rosenthal#silver bullets#mota writings
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robert lanyon confused dot png
#local man bewildered by his repressed bisexual roomie#the absolute confusion……. i love him#cannot BELIEVE he fell for henry because he was just so utterly gobsmacked like#‘what. what the fuck. resisting my seduction?? impossible i must know more’#<3333#tgs#the glass scientists#tgs lanyon
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I JUST WARDHED THE FIRST 15 MINYTES OF THE FIRST EPIDSODE OF FUTURE MAN AND I HAVE BEN VIOLATED (not rllhy) I AM IN SHOCK JOSH HUTCHERSON PPL PLEASE TLEL ME IM NOT THE ONMH ONE
#bri babbles#future man#josh hutcherson#josh futturman#i am gobsmacked#appalled#flabbergasted#my own two Christian eyes had to witness#that#was I interested#yes but i also feel like I know information i shouldnt.....
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Ok Last One
for today.
I had a vision.
Closeups of their faces AND their boots because those are the BEST BOOTS I've drawn yet and also you Cannot see BB's eye unless you're zoomed in so there's also that
Something something musical episode where BB has a "villain" song that it duets with Barnacles
#barnacles is green because i messed up. ok. leave me alone#octonauts#hershel’s octonauts au#captain barnacles#the boogie board incident#this is the MOST i've tagged for those four things in the span of a few hours what is wrong with me#also erm !! tying into the fact that barnacles is taller !! i really tried to show it#sighs. yo imagine being barnacles right now#you're having a normal day and then this Thing that looks WAYY too much like you for your own comfort manifests in your ship and starts#singing about what it is and then it GRABS you and you're like ''ok.'' and try to convince it to Not Be you (while singing as well ofc.)#(you're polite like that.) and it's oddly fun but also your entire crew is staring at you both the whole time just GobSmacked#you yourself just want to know Why it's you by the time the song ends but it buggers off for a week and comes back only to be punched#by who ? you dunno you weren't there for the punching#we be writing episode plots in the tags man HELP#POST IT YOU COWARD. im done for today i promise. at least on this point. maybe. hopefully.
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