#manchilde

[runolllo-fanboygirl]

Now that we know Wriothesley's canon personality, I think he would still do all of this... knowingly.

I keep imagining Childe and Wriothesley interacting, and I just can't think of a funnier dynamic than resident Battlesexual Childe seeing this scarred up grizzled hand-to-hand combat specialist and being struck with an immense need to either fight him till they're both bloody, or just skip the theatrics and fuck nasty about it. Preferably both, in that order.

On the flip side, Wriothesley is just.... completely normal about him. Childe is going out of his way to cause problems on purpose for attention and is like, blatantly flirting, but, like, Wriothesley has paperwork to worry about, he's on his seventh cup of tea that's gone cold, he's pulling his third all-nighter this week, he hasn't seen the sun in months; he's so dead to the concept of people flirting with him, that it doesn't even register on his radar as a possibility.

Like, Childe does the whole

"Damn, comrade... I think I know why people don't want to leave now." gives him a sultry pointed once over "the view is incredible~<3"

But Wriothesley just completely misses the overt flirtation like: "?????? We're at the bottom of the sea? Personally I think it's a bit too dark and dreary for my tastes. I've even been thinking of redecorating, but to each their own."

Childe: "...I will literally bark like a dog if you just ask me to"

Wriothesley: "I won't, don't worry. I don't know how Snezhnaya prisons work, but there will not be any torture or humiliation tactics for you to fear here."

Childe, frustrated: "No, listen, I'm not afraid of a little torture, okay, I'm a Harbinger for fucks sake, I just need you to break my goddamn back, and I don't care how you do it!"

Wriothesley: "Self destructive urges can only masquerade as coping mechanisms for so long before they kill you, mate; let's get you scheduled for our free counseling and medical services."

[currentlyonstandbi]

[literallyjusttoa]

We always talk about Lester-core but we never talk about it’s scarier, more fucked up cousin, Pre-ToA Apollo-core

[chinelacanta]

i just know he’d be a really awkward but supportive dad (< delusional)

[runolllo-fanboygirl]

Probably both.

I feel like 4.1 is going to be insane for the simple fact that Wriothesley and Childe will either be banging or trying to kill each other by the time we get to Meropide.

[socialjusticeinamerica]

Millions around the world will suffer from his cruelty. Wars will break out everywhere and Americans and their interests will become targets for violence in nearly every country. This could likely spark a worldwide depression or perhaps even a World War. These clowns have no idea what they are doing.

He thinks he’s still playing in the NYC real estate market. He has no idea of the violence that will be unleashed against us once suffering starts to set in. This maniac thinks he can bully the entire world into worshipping him as a king. Once US and then US trade dries up, due to his proposed tariffs, nations around the world will make trade deals that don’t include us and our economy will suffer greatly. We’re basically exporting mainly food and weapons. Other countries will turn to South America for food and the EU/Russia/China for cheaper weapons.

Most of the people around Trump have a bachelor’s degree at most and their understanding of the world comes from dumbed down and highly partisan Fox News and Fox Business. At most they have the qualifications to be an assist manager at a retail franchise. The people who conduct strategic planning and long term diplomacy are PhD’s with decades of experience in their fields and they work with teams of colleagues to research the long term effects of every word or phrase in delicate negotiations. Nothing is left to chance and every policy matter is planned out years in advance. Making snap judgements based on the whims of a drug addicted dumb ass with dementia, who is advised by inexperienced and incompetent novices is a recipe for disaster. They think because they are rich they are smarter than everyone else. The hubris of drug addicted Musk, Trump, Bannon, Steven Miller, etc to think they can match wits with international diplomats and economists is staggering. They will be eaten alive and bring this country to ruin.

AGAIN FOR THOSE IN BACK, THESE MAGAT IDIOTS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE DOING. THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW A GLOBAL MARKET PLACE WORKS OR HOW TO CONDUCT INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMACY. THEY WILL RUIN THIS COUNTRY AND TURN THE WHOLE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN.

[elesketchii]

annoying little brother john teasing arthur about his crushes at the grown age of 26 (he’s been doing this since he was 12 and Will Not give it up)

[stillamarls]

Franco Barbi 💝

Bonus GREEN Franco Barbi

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[beardedmrbean]

Department logo just dropped

[redditreceipts]

WAAAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DID NOT BELIEVE THAT GUYS LIKE THAT EXISTED "she kept herself afloat since she was 18 with her Etsy shop, graduated her masters, goes to a language class, writes a book (her third one), has a Youtube channel and goes swimming three times a week AND PAYS OFF THIS STUPID BABY'S DEBT

I hope she kicked him out and took found someone who actually values her lol (no seriously, I admire her)

[houseswife]

I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality

[sttoru]

imagine cuddling with satoru, him being the big spoon and it’s such a romantic & loving moment. then all of a sudden you hear a loud ass crunch in your ear and when you turn around to see where that came from, you notice satoru munching on a piece of candy he got from god knows where.

“want one?” he’d say so nonchalantly and when you stare at him with a confused expression, he’d simply stick his hand in the pocket of his sweatpants and magically pull out another piece of candy — probably strawberry flavoured too.

he always carries a whole stash of them everywhere he goes.

oh, and when you put his laundry in the washing machine, there are definitely gonna be a couple candy and chocolate bars falling out of the pockets of his clothes.

[janglingargot]

Hi-Fi Rush text posts (5) [x], Oops! All Chais™

[obkkseeker]

posting my full header picture in its full glory

yall dont know how crazy i am about long hair!bito, maybe like second to anbu!bito

[evercornelias]

abigail marston was twenty three taking care of baby jack marston and manchild marston…she should’ve been at the club!