#manchilde

[runolllo-fanboygirl]

Now that we know Wriothesley's canon personality, I think he would still do all of this... knowingly.

I keep imagining Childe and Wriothesley interacting, and I just can't think of a funnier dynamic than resident Battlesexual Childe seeing this scarred up grizzled hand-to-hand combat specialist and being struck with an immense need to either fight him till they're both bloody, or just skip the theatrics and fuck nasty about it. Preferably both, in that order.

On the flip side, Wriothesley is just.... completely normal about him. Childe is going out of his way to cause problems on purpose for attention and is like, blatantly flirting, but, like, Wriothesley has paperwork to worry about, he's on his seventh cup of tea that's gone cold, he's pulling his third all-nighter this week, he hasn't seen the sun in months; he's so dead to the concept of people flirting with him, that it doesn't even register on his radar as a possibility.

Like, Childe does the whole

"Damn, comrade... I think I know why people don't want to leave now." gives him a sultry pointed once over "the view is incredible~<3"

But Wriothesley just completely misses the overt flirtation like: "?????? We're at the bottom of the sea? Personally I think it's a bit too dark and dreary for my tastes. I've even been thinking of redecorating, but to each their own."

Childe: "...I will literally bark like a dog if you just ask me to"

Wriothesley: "I won't, don't worry. I don't know how Snezhnaya prisons work, but there will not be any torture or humiliation tactics for you to fear here."

Childe, frustrated: "No, listen, I'm not afraid of a little torture, okay, I'm a Harbinger for fucks sake, I just need you to break my goddamn back, and I don't care how you do it!"

Wriothesley: "Self destructive urges can only masquerade as coping mechanisms for so long before they kill you, mate; let's get you scheduled for our free counseling and medical services."

[currentlyonstandbi]

[literallyjusttoa]

We always talk about Lester-core but we never talk about it’s scarier, more fucked up cousin, Pre-ToA Apollo-core

[chinelacanta]

i just know he’d be a really awkward but supportive dad (< delusional)

[runolllo-fanboygirl]

Probably both.

I feel like 4.1 is going to be insane for the simple fact that Wriothesley and Childe will either be banging or trying to kill each other by the time we get to Meropide.

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[beardedmrbean]

Department logo just dropped

[redditreceipts]

WAAAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DID NOT BELIEVE THAT GUYS LIKE THAT EXISTED "she kept herself afloat since she was 18 with her Etsy shop, graduated her masters, goes to a language class, writes a book (her third one), has a Youtube channel and goes swimming three times a week AND PAYS OFF THIS STUPID BABY'S DEBT

I hope she kicked him out and took found someone who actually values her lol (no seriously, I admire her)

[houseswife]

I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality

[sttoru]

imagine cuddling with satoru, him being the big spoon and it’s such a romantic & loving moment. then all of a sudden you hear a loud ass crunch in your ear and when you turn around to see where that came from, you notice satoru munching on a piece of candy he got from god knows where.

“want one?” he’d say so nonchalantly and when you stare at him with a confused expression, he’d simply stick his hand in the pocket of his sweatpants and magically pull out another piece of candy — probably strawberry flavoured too.

he always carries a whole stash of them everywhere he goes.

oh, and when you put his laundry in the washing machine, there are definitely gonna be a couple candy and chocolate bars falling out of the pockets of his clothes.

[obkkseeker]

posting my full header picture in its full glory

yall dont know how crazy i am about long hair!bito, maybe like second to anbu!bito

[evercornelias]

abigail marston was twenty three taking care of baby jack marston and manchild marston…she should’ve been at the club!

[elesketchii]

annoying little brother john teasing arthur about his crushes at the grown age of 26 (he’s been doing this since he was 12 and Will Not give it up)

[dullahaunts]

Watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself and it is honestly chilling. It is. So so real in the ways other people wont take your abuse seriously and how they view your abuser ESPECIALLY when they're charismatic or have a certain type of persona built up so people dismiss things they might not normally because 'that's just how they are' and even turn it around on you for 'expecting them to be different'. Fuck dude

Also it makes me miss Mass so that's extra fucked up

[wendigoruble]

[chevlvrs]

He's such a manchild 😭 I love silvios & mc's dynamic so much it's sickening