#rizzly

[silverag09]

Look at this little cursed mf I love him so much *insert that one image where it’s just somebody biting onto a thing and violently shaking it back and forth*

[froggowivdagudvibes]

Whats the neuvi/rizzly ship called?

Also if its not Rizzlette then somethings wrong with the world.

[pudding-supreme]

pretty art of the two one punch men <3

Melee Catalysts

[aflawedfashion]

Maura & Jane | Rizzoli & Isles 2x04

[shiftywing]

what winter sees:

[eloise175]

Callisto: I have two words for you

Penelope: Go on

Callisto: I love you

Penelope: That’s three words

Callisto: No, it’s two because you and I are one *grins*

Penelope:

Penelope: That was so smooth I want to punch you.

Callisto: How about you kiss me instead?

[pudding-supreme]

pff, just make sure not to get primordial seawater into your tea :D

How has managing the fortress been going, Duke?

[jjunipter]

Favorite Duo ↳ SOOGYU

[blood-and-pizza]

Razzbowski posing with the FNAF movie version of Freddy... I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS TWEET BECAUSE OF THE PUN HE MADE.

The text reads:

"I touched Freddy the rizzly bear. FNAF rules mean nothing to me"

RIZZLY BEAR

RIZZLY BEAR

AS A FREDDY ENJOYER I AM SO GODDAMN JEALOUS THAT I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THAT PUN FIRST

[shysheeperz]

[runolllo-fanboygirl]

Nobody:

Monsieur Neuvillette: -THAT I'VE SIMPLY BEEN DUPED BY HIS FLATTERY AND LOYALTY BUT TO THAT I SAY-

why do you immediately assume people would think you're being rizzed by him, sir? like what are you trying to deny? literally nobody was thinking that... until you mentioned it.

[cantarella]

my bestie's here <3

[yilinglaozus]

so i got him

[jmothh]

So many pretty women are following me, I'm sure that they are definitely real and not fake at all!

[runolllo-fanboygirl]

Now that we know Wriothesley's canon personality, I think he would still do all of this... knowingly.

I keep imagining Childe and Wriothesley interacting, and I just can't think of a funnier dynamic than resident Battlesexual Childe seeing this scarred up grizzled hand-to-hand combat specialist and being struck with an immense need to either fight him till they're both bloody, or just skip the theatrics and fuck nasty about it. Preferably both, in that order.

On the flip side, Wriothesley is just.... completely normal about him. Childe is going out of his way to cause problems on purpose for attention and is like, blatantly flirting, but, like, Wriothesley has paperwork to worry about, he's on his seventh cup of tea that's gone cold, he's pulling his third all-nighter this week, he hasn't seen the sun in months; he's so dead to the concept of people flirting with him, that it doesn't even register on his radar as a possibility.

Like, Childe does the whole

"Damn, comrade... I think I know why people don't want to leave now." gives him a sultry pointed once over "the view is incredible~<3"

But Wriothesley just completely misses the overt flirtation like: "?????? We're at the bottom of the sea? Personally I think it's a bit too dark and dreary for my tastes. I've even been thinking of redecorating, but to each their own."

Childe: "...I will literally bark like a dog if you just ask me to"

Wriothesley: "I won't, don't worry. I don't know how Snezhnaya prisons work, but there will not be any torture or humiliation tactics for you to fear here."

Childe, frustrated: "No, listen, I'm not afraid of a little torture, okay, I'm a Harbinger for fucks sake, I just need you to break my goddamn back, and I don't care how you do it!"

Wriothesley: "Self destructive urges can only masquerade as coping mechanisms for so long before they kill you, mate; let's get you scheduled for our free counseling and medical services."

[fardlemks]

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