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“-Release Venom. -I’d strongly advise against that.”
#norman osborn#ronald macgargan#marvel#thunderbolts#green goblin#venom#scorpion#managing employees like#thunderbolts (1997) 122
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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"
#bugs#the stupid wasp cup isnt really an example of the same thing but it's also a good image#starbucks employees are you like. required to print a receipt for every single cup you use#are your managers hovering over your receipts and remaining cups and going 'somebody got a free cup! someone should be fired for this'#because that sounds realistic under capitalism
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hi yes it's Agent Walker and Agent Smith yet again..!! continuation to this post. i cant come up with anything new LOL
Aaand before i make myself think i mischaracterised my fav characters again, i'll point out that Agent Smith doesn't really do Agent Walker's paperwork all by himself. He actually gives most of it to his department's employees. Why is he like this.
...another thing i forgot to point out in the last post prequeling this one, Agent Walker's videogames got confiscated and won't be returned until he finishes his current paperwork!! (They found out he was making his employees do his paperwork. like Agent Smith over here...)
+ the last image text says, *(Agent Walker) doesn't notice the slight reduction in paperwork nor the fact that it's TIDIED because he's too woozy
#ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago au#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago kai#ninjago jay#agent walker#agent smith#plasmashipping#teshfarts#one last. thing.#Agent Smith's employees eventually turn on him and make the Administrator give him the amount of paperwork he rightfully deserves.#kind of like going through a department ton of lawsuits. idk i only watched ace attorney#so sometime way after Agent Walker finally deals with all his quadrupled paperwork#he catches AGENT SMITH sleeping. cute right? haha . ha#he doesnt help him though because he knows HE was the reason he got his first punishment in the first place. snitch#why did they even make these guys the manager. they suck at being managers
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tell ren to turn his location on👉👈
I saw one of the posts of how ren does get jealous of pets being loved over him and alll that so now I have the thought of the one meme of ‘ah yes, me, my partner and their [enter normal pet size] foot [pet]’
I don’t have anything else, it did pop into my head though and I thought I’d share with the class.
⌞♥⌝ ItsNotVivy on Twitter actually made that exact meme with Ren a looong time ago!!
#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#thegoofyest#In Viv we trust 😌 They were one of the very first people to take an interest in 14DWY!! /gen#Dare I say..... One of the founding fathers lmaooooo#Also!! Viv (along with a few other twitter artists) were one of the main reasons why I started this Tumblr in da first place! ^^#14DWY didn't have much of a following until they started makin memes and art on Twitter#Then all of a sudden I had all these people wanting to know more about the game; and da next thing I knew; I had over 50 asks overnight lol#So I owe a lot of 14DWY's success to ItsNotVivy; hmimprvmntbsmnt; dreosuger; Diachuu; glade_o; Meowastrophe; noullyart; etc.#And it's also the reason why I wanna show my appreciation towards them all by giving them Easter Eggs in the game#I also kind feel like it's the very least I can do to show my appreciation ghjsgjh ;v; Same with da 14DWY staff on Discord#It's the only place where I ask for help regarding managing the 14DWY socials (everywhere else is just me); and they go through hell n back#—to keep the server a fun and lively place for everyone#I owe so much to them as well; which is why some of da mods already have their own lil Easter Eggs in the game#I also like to think they're canon employees at the Corland Bay library gsdjgjg Except Jesse; that mf would set everything on fire /silly#Also not me getting mushy in the tags????????? What is happening to me.... Where is my mysterious and aloof persona...... /j#I'll shuddup now before I start crying (/pos) over the founding fathers on Tumblr as well lmao
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...and they were coworkers. (an actual conversation from my last job)
#detroit become human#gavin reed#chris miller#guys i love chris a lot and i will always be saying this#but still its insane to think back on conversations i could never fit in a fandom or even my own ocs#like i used to draw a lot for work stories at both my restaurant job and my deli job#but this was from the restaurant one where i worked for 10 years#i still to this day feel angry that a manager made an employee go dumpster diving for his wedding ring but the conversation after it?#randomly pops in as a thing that actually escaped my coworkers mouths#also the coworker wasnt joking about blackmail entirely which is WHY the response he got took me tf out when i heard it#gotta go to bed soon ! workin tomorrow
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Last night i was thinking about reverse roles au, specifically about what Human!Zim occupation will be and had the funniest idea ever.
#invader zim#dib membrane#gaz membrane#iz au#i will fix this abomination of a character design i swear#for now enjoy scetches#zim is like spogebobs evil twin#who only ever been voted worst employee of the month#he caused 3 separate places to close before becoming the reason 2 previous supervisors got fired#red and purple do NOT want him to become manager again#he will be the first to get replaced by ai
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it was just going to be a few warmup doodles but then she infected the rest of the page like the ever eternal and spreading spores. hod!!! hod. hod :)
#lobotomy corporation#lobcorp#hod#hod lobcorp#lobotomy corp spoilers#I GUESS i almost forgot i drew her box form#lobcorp spoilers#and michelle actually. ..#both very tiny. itty bitty. microscopic#other sephirah there too as normal. i cant have her alone. and Angelina as well on the top patting her#i have a hard time fully capturing her for some reason. in my mind. maybe its because is the disconnected period!!! mentally#she genuinely wishes to care and be kind yet theres a dissonance with what she does..? or how it ends up being taken or what she does to en#up bringing those actions into reality. she can be forceful? wanting to have employees attend therapy sessions and meetings for suppression#tactics. which i think is also something the safety team is incharge of iirc. so that means shes doing way more that what she needs to on#her job as a sephirah. just for the sake of employees#she really does care as shes one of the only to Directly attempt to change their circumstances and quality of life and health#sure chesed doesnt punish employees when they dont do their work assigned or stress them out with work#but he doesnt actively push to attempt to make changes to aid employees besides the research perks which is to the manager#yesod IS right next to her and does also genuinely care but when it comes to employees hes distant at best when it comes to them and the#way he tries to protect them is by enforcing rules but he doesnt really create or attempt to help them like hod does#yesod is sort of a passive? way of doing it. yes he doesn make a push to enforce said rules but he doesnt make new ones. just follows what#is already there in place. hod tries to make new ways and not just for the safety of people like how yesod's has them physically fine and#not letting them over a certain threshold of mental corruption but she tries to have a program to Directly Address such a thing#its born out of care but the genuine worry of being a good person and her naivety ends up having it do more harm than good#sure there may be some employees that actually like and find it useful but so many are just accepting to their fate of Dying to where#her care seems pointless. shes a sephirah and to them a literal metal box why would they go ahead and feel bad for what an 'ai' is feeling#as she is interrupting their free time in the company#which is rude. and shit. iirc the counseling is compulsory but people go because shes a sephirah and their superior. the thought was there#but again it comes off wrong and ends up not working because shes their superior in the end#EEK!!! yeah... hod. the hod. there is WAY more but i can't fit it all here and i already typed enough
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One thing I’ve never heard talked about within the animatronic community is what the perspective of both concept unification and 2.0 remodels were like for employees and casual customers, specifically concerning the animatronics.
I hear the general fan consensus all the time, from the CU & Chuck E. Cheese lovers to the Rock-afire fanatics, but I want to know the perspectives of the people who experienced it in real time. The people who WEREN’T super fans.
Did they care at all, during Concept Unification, when switching the costumes of the characters? Was it sad when they were instructed to remove Billy Bob and destroy all props? Or was it a positive thing, a new beginning?
What about the uninformed kids, teens, and parents, coming to a once recognizable pizza chain location, only to find out that something had changed about the show?
It can be assumed that majority of today’s Chuck E Cheese employees don’t really care about the animatronics, but did it feel wrong defacing something with so much history during 2.0 remodels? Sure it’s just a robot, but it’s also a relic of the past, with eyes and a face, legally required to be cut up, spray painted, and become unrecognizable.
They might be viewed as old, outdated, and creepy now to the general public, but you have to wonder, did it ever cross anyone’s mind during the destruction process that these characters once sparked joy?
#rock afire explosion#showbiz pizza#chuck e cheese#animatronics#punky rambling idk#there’s also a secret third option of people could literally care less which is also viable#I think even if I wasn’t a fan I’d feel a bit guilty destroying something with a face like that#after you see them move and interact with each other on stage they feel a bit more real#I have not heard many employee 2.0 testimonies but I once talked to a general manager who had to cut Chuck E in half#he said it was sad to do#I have seen many wild 2.0 destruction pics and have recovered a lot myself so I know how bad the required destruction has gotten#Someday I will share more because it’s wild#Oops I’m rambling in the tags I’m just so interested in this for some reason
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Old news but the fact that Cody was manager at hot topic is so unexplored in fandom. Like he wasn't some shithead employee he was the boss Entry level retail workers are so rarely promoted to manager nowadays, like, was Cody just that good at selling/managing the store? Also, managers make good money. Okay, haha, it's a hot topic, but store managers make like 70,000$ a year (CAD). They have health insurance. So Cody was actually doing pretty well. It's kinda weird to pretend he was on the same level as his friend with just a standard sales associate position, even if that friend was also full-time. Like the power and responsibility that Cody actually had is kind of impressive especially for 28.
AND then! To become a carnie! Like sick move and also Cody lost all his money anyway but the financial disparity! Was Murph probably thinking of like an assistant manager position which would make more sense with Cody's vibe? Probably. Is it funnier to imagine that Cody had to make sales reports to corporate and design store planograms? Absolutely.
Cody was management.
#Cody Walsh#the unsleeping city#dimension 20#Also reading the manager job ad for hot topic is very funny. They are trying so hard to be Relatable and it's Not Working#This is part of my headcanon/AU where Cody realizes that becoming the Jersey Devil means he inherits a bunch of minions and instead of bein#rad it becomes a logistical hell except Cody remembers he's a manager actually and creates a demonic employee shift schedule and a demonic#employee handbook called the Book of Infernal Deeds (ie the tasks employees have to do) and Cody starts to like make spreadsheets to track#how much infernal mayhem is being caused to see where they're being inefficient and everyone is so COMPLETELY BAFFLED both by this random#tone change AND the fact that Cody is good at it AND the fact that it's getting results and the mini devils are actually a lot happier now#that they have clear job tasks and vacation days and structures and so they're more motivated to work when they are working and they love#Cody a little but Cody doesn't even REALIZE that a) he's doing anything weird b) that it works c) that this is a specialized learned skill#the idea that Cody's greatest contribution to the infernal machinery is being a good middle manager would horrify him but it's SO funny
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Panda circus leak
This man couldn’t make a kung pao chicken to save his life
#he died and was reborn as a fast food employee#eventually he beats up the manager and replaces them#he runs the place like gameworks#daniel mullins games#mullinsverse#the hex#panda circus#pony island panda circus#admin t. irving#irving the hex#the hex game
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"Let's run this franchise into the ground, let's drag it through the mud and back."
"And if people hate it? Who cares?"
#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tspud#tsp epilogue#stanley#employee 432#crows art#SMILES. FINALLY WENT BACK AND FINISHED THIS ONE#i do plan on changing my 432 design but. thats okay :-)#rlly just happy i managed to finish something today#bonus happy points because its a piece ive been meaning to finish since like may! pat on the back for that one!#432's epilogue dialogue is rlly interesting btw. rereading it rn and fuck man we should talk more on it#ok. i have to go shower. see ya
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can you imagine being a hardworking thirty-something bouncing ball corp employee in like idk sales or some shit who spent YEARS before that trying to climb the corporate ladder and succumbing to the 9-5 workhorse race that makes you dead inside but now your boss is a college kid who shows up to important company meetings in sweats and brings his homework to the office so he can get it done on time and haphazardly stuffs paperwork and legal documents into the same binders as his lecture notes and doesn’t give a shit if you don’t properly file for time off bc he can barely be assed to email his professors the same and will still PAY you for it????? can you imagine???? i can’t but it’d be REALLY fucking funnny
#GIVE ME CHAOTIC COLLEGE STUDENT AND BOSS KENMA OR GIVE ME DEATH#kenma is both simultaneously the best and worst boss of all time#bc he treats his employees well and he’s got good benefits and pretty much everything else you could ask for#BUT he also gives his secretary and department managers constant aneurysms#bc he haaaaaates dealingn with formalities#and if they’re meeting with someone he doesn’t like he WILL be a rude little punk about it#and they’re scrambling to do damage control#do NOT tell me kenma is professional he will tell the ceo of a company 10x bigger than them to fuck off and come out victorious#kozuke kenma#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu hcs#sou says stuff
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alright y'all i'm trying to plan out what eyeshadow I want to do for my first day at work tomorrow. I'm trying to stick to Halloween movies for themes rn since I think that's fitting.
*though I did do Beetlejuice-inspired makeup for my first interview already
#oh and the manager said i can wear whatever makeup i want as long as it's not super gorey#so i'm kinda sticking to the fun family spooks for now but if you've got a more true-horror idea that could be good too#i doubt i'm going to wear makeup to work every single day but if I start at 11 and have the morning at my disposal it might be fun#and i feel like fun thematic eyeshadow could draw people to me as an employee and all. since it's sephora
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27/11/2023
#daily bunny#331#standalone bunny#manager caught me reading when there was nothing to do and yelled at me about it#gotta be faster when putting my book away smh @ myself#her: would you think it's appropriate if you walked into a bookstore and saw someone reading as a client?#me: yea#fsdgfh I didn't say it but like Yeah Of Course#I genuinely prefer employees to be on their phones or reading or something and pay attention to me only when I ask them for something#if you think employees should be standing at attention at all times you're wrong sorry
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During my amino era i made like 35+ eddsworld aus and now that im back in the fandom the cycle just continues
Introducing fnaf eddsworld crossover but epic : created by me and @deaddelta after we watched the random encounters fnaf muscial
If you can't tell i really like drawing Edd
Also don't question why toms not shaded and has way less detail , i drew him like a week after the other two and just couldn't be bothered to put as much effort in
#basically the lore is that bing (cafes engineer) murders the main 3 and stuff them over them over the course of like 6 years#edd and tom were employees while matt was just some kid#eventually tord shows up so be the security guard#him and edd were roomates so they manage to get in contact#this is like a half shitpost au so tord literally just uses the hellevator to bring them back to life#and then they go back and kick the shit out of bingus#eddsworld#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#eddsworld edd#eddsworld matt#eddsworld tom#ew edd#ew tom#ew matt#eddsworld bing#fnaf crossover#fnaf au#eddsworld au#eddsworld fanart
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OC
#my characters#mmofail#HIS name is Beta Burst but he is played by a woman named Haley#and shes chill correcting people that hes a she irl but also just doesnt mind which pronouns people use online#irl though shes a she/her through and through#also she tells one of her employees at work (shes a manager at a convenience store) to get a hobby or find a fun online game#cause he always looks super tired and he tells her he doesnt wanna socialize out of work in person people are tiring#and then hes like hmmmm a hobby or game hmmm#and then he gets the same game and goes on the same server and lets his sister design his character#while he naps then he just picks a name and chooses ETA 1400 bc he works overnight and if he logs in#he plans to log in at like 2pm so why not make that his name#however there is a guild owner who wants to collect all the greek letters (her own name in game is Omega Rising)#so she makes the executive decision to include eta 1400 and when he and beta are talking one day in game#hes like oh yeah im just playing cause my boss at work told me i needed a hobby#and beta is like oh shit thats me im the boss who told him he needs a hobby#so eta starts calling beta boss in game just like he calls her irl#and its just a nice lil friendship and shes happy when eta starts to make friends in the guild#he still has a lost lil puppy like following vibe when hes around boss but eta does do some growing socially#mostly with betas friends in the guild which are: a guy with no backbone and a guy playing a girl who doesnt tell anyone shes a he#anyway thank you thats my oc essay tags and i love beta and shes just really funny to me#bc she just is there to vibe and play pvp#which the horn lore is those are high ranking pvp rewards for heavy blade users#and when eta finds out the pvp reward for a healer is a bloodied crown#hes like please please please help me learn pvp that sounds really cool ill do my best boss
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