#manage employees

[gemwolfz]

i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

[monsterhatdoodles]

Is this anything

[teshiee]

hi yes it's Agent Walker and Agent Smith yet again..!! continuation to this post. i cant come up with anything new LOL

Aaand before i make myself think i mischaracterised my fav characters again, i'll point out that Agent Smith doesn't really do Agent Walker's paperwork all by himself. He actually gives most of it to his department's employees. Why is he like this.

...another thing i forgot to point out in the last post prequeling this one, Agent Walker's videogames got confiscated and won't be returned until he finishes his current paperwork!! (They found out he was making his employees do his paperwork. like Agent Smith over here...)

+ the last image text says, *(Agent Walker) doesn't notice the slight reduction in paperwork nor the fact that it's TIDIED because he's too woozy

[nando161mando]

Don't know what to even say

[14dayswithyou]

tell ren to turn his location on👉👈

I saw one of the posts of how ren does get jealous of pets being loved over him and alll that so now I have the thought of the one meme of ‘ah yes, me, my partner and their [enter normal pet size] foot [pet]’

I don’t have anything else, it did pop into my head though and I thought I’d share with the class.

⌞♥⌝ ItsNotVivy on Twitter actually made that exact meme with Ren a looong time ago!!

[moeblob]

...and they were coworkers. (an actual conversation from my last job)

[picaroroboto]

To E.G.O or not to E.G.O., it's a question that I think about a lot while playing LobCorp. sort of based off a conversation i had with my brother:

[ardentpoop]

guys “sam used to be Angry At The World For No Reason but then he changes for the better” is a horrible lie enabled by the narrative and by dean. one of the saddest in fact. ask yourself why sam was angry and why/when he stopped being angry and whether his eventual lack of anger truly benefited him or not.

[savagechickens]

Employee Satisfaction.

And more work. Having trouble seeing this extra-long comic? See the original here on my website.

[cent-scratchnsniff]

to smile. to rejoice. to celebrate

[thegncsjesus]

being a butch nerd is just. will you still think i’m hot after i start animatedly infodumping about eels

[shitpostingkats]

Jaden and Yuri is a killer Dark World Rulers combo because Jaden hates doing administrative work and Yuri not only has the training, this scrappy purple toothpick shouting down 12 foot tall hell monstrosities is good for his enrichment.

[habken]

Deep down, Habs... you are /my/ CEO. I know we may only work in the art warehouse together... but you're the CEO of my fandom dreams.

wahhhh thank you :’) honestly think I can settle for regional manager of deku, I think I run my branch really well

[epicqtefail]

i think my worst social anxiety nightmare would be trying to do the create-your-own sandwich thing in Subway (the restaurant) and Connor is the guy behind the counter that you have to direct. Or alternatively, I am the guy behind the counter and Connor is directing me on making a sandwich.

[m0thwinged]

Davesport fanchild except its just phonegingi.

[theurbanmechcomesforthee]

I think the funniest thing in Battletech would be some random spheroid just doing his normal patrols and seeing a Clan scouting force. And as this heavily decorated Assault 'Mech, covered in kill tallies and a painting of an Atlas head with a crosshair on it, implying it's fierce headshotting talent, it stares down these trespassers, trained guns and adjusted targeting, hovering upon the hill from whence it came,

And, with all of the tiredness of a sandwich shop employee, uttered from a degraded, shrieking radio:

"Hey, you guys can't be back here."