#man. i love the ada
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HENLO just saw the ask game you reblogged so if you still want to screech (affectionate) about blorbos uhhhh *spins wheel* kyouka &/or kunikida!!! <333
HI!! i always want to screech about blorbos!!!
kyouka
Sexuality and Gender Headcanon: with everything in her life i don’t think shes thought about it yet
A ship: i dont. have one
A BROTP: her and atsushi DUH. but her and ranpo as well bc Potential
A NOTP: i dont really ship her and kenji (i feel like people just throw them together bc theyre the same age akdjdkd, maybe if i read a genuine well done fic abt them ill change my mind)
A random headcanon: she talks to demon snow and looks at the moon when shes lonely :’) i think she’d love the moon because it’s the one thing that glows when it’s dark + reminds her of atsushi
General Opinion: KYOUKA!!! god she is everything. i love that she gets the chance to just be a normal kid now 🥹 she gets to try new foods and find her favourites and go sightseeing and AGH. she is SO COOL and deserves the world i wish asagiri didnt forget her entire existence lmfao
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kunikida
Sexuality Headcanon: gay as FUCK (hes stuck in comphet ill have to write about it one day)
Gender Headcanon: cis but ive seen lots of hcs that i vibe with
A ship: KUNICHUU!!! i also adore kunikidazai [my wailing in the distance]
A BROTP: him and katai :) also him + yosano + ranpo. i NEED their light novel so bad
A NOTP: umm i dont like him x sasaki ahaha
A random headcanon: he schedules time to bond with every member of the agency. also he lives with kenji that ones basically canon to me. and of COURSE he had an emo phase
General Opinion: KUNIKIDA I LOVE YOU THE WORLD WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND YOU!! im sick of kunikida haters i will defend him with my life. also hes fine as hell. also a hug from him could fix me. also hes so funny hes got sass like no other. i adore him so freaking MUCH
send me characters!
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more soukoku. ok i swear my next post will be an actual and colored drawing that isnt soukoku
#470 yen is like 3 dollars#zai.samoo core#dazai can bake he just cant cook#bsd#bsd au#dazai and chuuya#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bungou stray dogs#comic#idk man#soukoku brain rot#soukoku#skk#i love them#real art tomorrow/ in a few hours i promise help#soukoku fanfiction#bakery au#baker dazai#bakery ada#ada#armed detective agency#atsushi nakajima#kunikida doppo#headcanon?#crack fanfic
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Bsd au where everything is the same but everyone does struggle with language barriers
I wanna see the guild and the ADA try to communicate. I wanna see Fitzgerald talk abour his evil plans and how hes doing it for his family, whike Atsushi is frantically trying to type his words into google translate, so he can understand Fitzgerald
#i think atsushi cares enough abt evil villain plots that hed like to know#opposite to akutagawa who jusr doesnt listej#man has stopped caring and is ready to kick ass#i love him so much#i may become a bsd acc cuz im hqving so much brainrot#bsd#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#bungo stray dogs#bsd fitzgerald#bsd guild#bsd ada
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"With love,
Ada Tennant."
#something for tennant's bday ^^#nhhgggnnnn i love her so mucchhhh#staring at her like shes a dead wife in those lonely man movies#“i miss my wife tails i miss her very much”#do you think tennant has met someone she actually likes before rather than using that person for the sake of a scam#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 tennant#ada tennant#r1999#reverse: 1999#tennant#r1999 fanart#re1999#reverse 1999 fanart
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Hi!! It’s my first time requesting something so I dont know how that works.. um I was thinking of some mission like some kind of ball that dazai and y/n has to go and y/n has to seduce someone to get information out of them. You know those masquerade balls? Yeah I think that really goood!! And dazai gets sooooooooo jealous and after she got the information dazai kiss her infront of that person to show him that she’s his😭😭😭😭😭😭omg
HIII angel sorry this took me a while, but i hope you like it :') i tweaked your idea a lil and fingers crossed this is what you so graciously asked for. i tried to put my best jealous goofy ass dazai in there along with the absolute MUSH his brain turns into when he has you to himself mixed with a lil........ fucked in the headness. i love requests! this was soooo fun to write i love youuuuuu <3
~ a little something about Dazai and his uncharacteristic jealousy ~
"Osamu, come on... You're my only sweetheart, you know that."
You call out half sweetly and half out of breath as you follow him down the hallway of the lavish event you were currently attending, dressed to the nines and trying to remain undercover. You were coming to realize why people didn't date within the workplace as he walked ahead, grumbling to himself. He's trying to remain unfazed, pretending to still be upset as he shrugs with his back turned to you.
"Hmph. I dunno, I don't feel like I'm your 'sweet' anything..."
This causes you to roll your eyes affectionately and pick up the pace, placing a hand on the back of his shoulder to finally stop him in his tracks. You flash him a sincere smile, and speak softly.
"I'm really sorry you had to see that. I didn't know that asshole was going to kiss me after he let me go. I also didn't think you'd ever get jealous..."
You say that last part with a more playful tone, treading dangerous waters of your unpredictable lover's emotions. As expected, he sighs dramatically, casting you a look of disgust.
"Ugh, of course I'm not... That's honestly sooo lame and pathetic. I can entertain jealousy as much as I can entertain one of Kunikida's little speeches on morals, or whatever."
"You mean his 'ideals'?"
You chide, stifling a laugh. He glares at you, his eyes narrowing as he scans you for a moment.
He can't find a single flaw on that precious face, not a single stray hair or stain on your exquisite outfit. He should change that by the end of the night.
"... You're always so negative, correcting me and whatnot. Isn't it tiring being so irritatingly superior in every way?"
This one gets a laugh out of you, You can tell he's slowly lightening up his mood by the way you both begin walking side by side once again.
"Yeah well, if it weren't for that little kiss earlier, we'd both still be all tied up in the wine cellar of this wonderful party."
He flashes you a pout, and shrugs dismissively.
"And here I thought you of all people would like the idea of being tied up with me. Hmph, wrong partner, I suppose."
Now he was starting to pick back at you, though it was cute. Jealousy looked cute on him, it was something you didn't think he was capable of. It was a pity it had to be during a mission where your main asset was your seduction skills and his was mental instability. You hated every second of it, but you also wanted to make sure you both made it out with the secret intel alive.
You make your way into the grand ballroom, the gala is in full swing, and your eyes dart around to find a proper escape route. Just as you see an exit, a handsome and well dressed young man blocks your view, sticking his hand out.
"Hi. You're gorgeous. Care for a dance?"
You stare down at his hand and then back up at the stranger, your face flushing as you're caught off guard.
"Me? No, no I-"
Dazai immediately interjects, sloppily holding a glass of champagne that somehow manifested in his hand and pretends to be drunk. He loved his theatrics, especially when he was desperate.
He bumps harshly into the young man's shoulder, the alcohol sloshing out of the cup as he slurs, but not before he flashes you a wink to tell you to play along.
"Sooo sorry, pardon me. This indeed beautiful angel is quite busy you see... Taking care of me that is. Ooh, I'm a wreck! I'm nothing but a sad and lonely dog.. In this sad and lonely world-"
The man looks at Dazai skeptically, and huffs into a chuckle. He shoves him away, and turns his attention back to you. Your eyes dart nervously between the two, wondering what Dazai will do next.
"Shut it, clown.. Anyway, I think this further proves you should be in the company of a gentleman like me tonight rather than this wet mop-"
The sound of a champagne flute soaring through the air and connecting to the man's skull is suddenly heard, interrupting him and sending him falling to the ground along with broken glass and liquid everywhere. In one swift motion, Dazai is at your side with a premature victorious smirk, but before you can both be on your way, the man regains his posture and spins him around, punching him square in the face. Dazai's not scrawny or weak, but he isn't the most skilled fighter, relying mostly on his special ability and intelligence to get him out of things.
You gasp, instinctively grabbing Dazai by the collar of his suit and dragging him away to get lost in the crowd of concerned people. You finally make it outside and you both collapse onto the soft grass just outside the venue. It's decorated with all kinds of flowers and fragrant rose bushes, it almost looks like you're at the garden of Versailles. You look over at Dazai, his nose bleeding all over the place, but he looks completely unbothered by it. As you reach over to touch the bridge of his nose, he grabs your wrist and holds it away gently. He waves a finger at you.
"No touchy, I've got it."
He does not, in fact, got it. He looks around until he plucks a rose petal and uses it to wipe his nostrils. You frown, getting all up in his space within an instant.
"What on earth are you doing, Osamu? Let me help, you goofball. Your nose is a mess thanks to that stunt you pulled."
You tear off a bit of fabric from your outfit and dab his skin tenderly, holding his head on your lap now. You can see some blood has trailed down his neck, staining the bandages there along with the collar of his crisp white dress shirt you picked out for him this morning. Dazai perks up, his voice slightly strained but full of lightheartedness.
"How does it feel to work with the agency's most tactical and covert operative? Eh?~"
You bite back a smile, and shake your head. You murmur.
"Feels like he's asking for a death wish a little more than usual."
Your lips soon become a thin line, realizing your statement hurts a little more in the context of the situation than it usually would. He notices your mood shift as his eyes flicker from your concerned eyes down to your lips and back up again. He knows it hurts you when he's like this, reckless and acting out on the impulses of his own plans. He wants to sit up and close the gap between you, kiss you until you drop down those brave walls you're putting up for the sake of the mission. For the sake of your feelings for him. He knows he's careless with it all.
He hums, eyes trained on you as if burning the image of your heavenly self into his mind, where you always deserve to be. In the distance, a bulky sketchy looking man runs out of the venue frantically, looking around wildly and you both get the impression it's the guy from the cellar earlier who kissed you in exchange for your freedom.
Shit! You could have sworn you knocked him out cold. Dazai sits up from your lap and you two scoot more into the bush, trying to hide from him as he makes a call. You mutter under your breath, turning to Dazai as you begin to type something out on your communicator.
"Now's the perfect time to let the others know we're ready for extraction."
He's already looking at you, or gazing admiringly more like. He knows he can fuck up everything, pay any consequence, but the thing he needs to get right for the selfishness of his wretched little heart is you. He scoots a bit closer, hearing the sounds of both your shallow breaths harmonizing. He mutters, softly.
"It would also be the perfect time for you to kiss my face better. You know, for my wellness and all that. Besides, that guy wasn't very nice to us earlier and we need to get rid of any traces of him from those lips. Yuck."
You roll your eyes yet again, despite the fluttering that won't let your stomach rest.
"Who cares about that, we have a case to close first."
He smirks, voice dropping low and provocative.
"I care."
He leans in even further, practically caging you with both arms on either side of you. He can feel your breathing become more erratic, his own filled with a pathetic sense of need he always has when he's with you. Dazai's hand reaches out and grabs your chin, turning it up slightly to face him, making sure you drop this silly act once and for all. His voice comes out gentle, firm.
"I need you to physically push me away, or I swear I'm going to kiss you right now, cutie."
Your eyes widen as you let a shaky breath escape your plush lips, murmuring in return.
"I'll.. punch you in the nose again, you know..."
His hand moves from your chin to the side of your face, cupping your cheek as he takes another breath, his body aching to be as close to yours as possible. His eyes are fixed on you, tearing you apart right then and there, but not before putting you back together so nicely. In that moment, he knows you don't mean that, and he knows he can't resist anymore.
He then whispers with a finality, the anticipation torturing him like you do on a daily basis.
"I don't think I'm going to listen to that..."
You break into a faint smile as you perceive him back.
"You've still got a little blood on your-"
Without another word, Dazai closes the remaining distance between you and him, kissing you with fervor as his soft whines reverberate against your lips. You taste sweetness and then... metallic as your lips mesh together for a heavenly moment. He feels alive, this was what he needed, the soothing balm for his soul and any other wound only you could provide. He's like a vampire, a parasite leeching off of your very essence so he could be himself around you. Cowardly burrowing into the safety of your heart. You squirm just a tad, your fingers carding through his brown hair as you try to keep up. He pulls back after his nose can't push more air through and keeps his lips hovering over yours, feeling the heat from your mouth mingle with his as he sees your lips stained red with his blood. Just as he's going to comment on how disgustingly erotic it is to see you like that, he pushes away the indecent thoughts, using the bandage on his wrist to wipe your mouth instead.
"Okay, I'll be good for now. You can call for extraction.~"
It was a dumb thing to do and could be seen as him being territorial or jealous, but the reality of it was that it was the natural order of things when it came to the way he processed his affections. Someone gets in between the two of you in any way?
An uglier and more dangerous past version of himself would have called for an immediate execution, there was a reason he held the titles that he did. He did his very best to keep that mentality at bay, rebuking it every time he felt a dark urge that he felt needed to be dealt with, mostly for your sake and for the sake of the promise he made to a friend once. Though he can't lie and say that's not who he is anymore, he can always find a better way to get his point across... even if a wishful bullet to the head comes out in the form of a kiss on your precious lips. He'll try for you. He'll wear the fastidious label proudly and be Dazai, a jealous man.
#im going to hell and so is freaky obsessive dazai on a mission with U#he is 100% a jealous man and he wilk never admit to it because for him jealous just means murder#and to not have to go that far he has to accomodate dumb archetypes and labels like JEALOUS ewww#in his mind he has to be a good boy and he chooses his battles#you being the biggest of them all#i hope u guys like the way i wrote his loser in love ass dazai with irrational lovesick thoughts and CANONICALLY THEATRICAL PLANS#i don't like toxic masculinity and i just dont think dazai thinks of this in that way it's more of like. nothing should ever touch you#to dazai he knows you love him and doesnt need to exploit that fact but he WILL find a bonkers way of dealing with it in his own way wjdje#my ex port mafia male wife#bungou stray dogs#dazai x reader#osamu dazai#bsd dazai#dazai x you#osamu dazai x reader#bsd x reader#dazai imagines#osamu dazai fluff#dazai fluff#ada dazai#anon#requests#asks#gn reader#bungo stray dogs#dazai osamu#fanfic#drabble
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peaky blinders — 3x03 created by steven knight
#this show man...#sometimes i just forget how fucking brilliant and goofy their dialogues are at the same time#tommy and ada if i speak i'm in big trouble#he's so random sometimes i love it#peaky blinders#tommy shelby#thomas shelby#ada shelby#ada thorne#steven knight#text post
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Not to start a rumour, but I have a feeling that the manager is letting him win on purpose...😶🧐
Closeups⬇️😊
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd kunikida#bsd sigma#kunikida doppo#kunisig#yall he's fine#see he's just chilling with his boyfriend having a lovely time no flying man with a sword in sight#*trying to cope very hard*#also they are wearing dresses and makeup couse they deserve the princess treatment 💕#sigma sweetie we all know that's a virgin pina colada it's okay ☺️#also idk where to put this but I fully headcanon that Kuni was the Azure King before the ADA so they are ex-terrorist boyfriends :3
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Out of all the Hunting Dogs members, Tachihara rly seems to be the closest to Jouno (after Teruko ofc) But why is that the case?
I mean just LOOK at how proud Tachihara looks in this panel after receiving that praise from Jouno! It’s sooo cute I-😭 But why is Tachihara so close to Jouno of all people?
Well I HC that when Tachihara first joins the HD, his criminal background makes him understandably very distrustful/fearful of everyone else. It feels less like the HD are his coworkers and more like they’re just cops keeping an eye on him, just waiting for when he’ll inevitably slip up so they can finally lock his ass away. He just can’t get that criminal-cop mindset out of his head yet.
Jouno was the only person that could understand and relate to Tachihara considering he was also a formal criminal (tho I don’t think he was ever scared of the HD, he still felt that same distrust in his first couple years as well)
And so to make Tachihara feel more comfortable/calm (cuz he’s actually starting to care for the boy getting sick of constantly hearing Tachihara’s too fast heart beat) Jouno decides to casually bring up all the stupidly profitable crimes Tachihara could’ve committed with his ability, going into suspiciously criminal amounts of detail. Most of the heists that he brings up r stuff that he himself was planning to do in the mafia before he got arrested. Jouno talks about this to help remove the whole ‘HD-dangerous-cop’ association that Tachihara has made.
At first Tachihara is very suspicious and hesitant to answer, assuming this must be some sort twisted way to set him up. But then he realizes Jouno just genuinely enjoys talking about crimes as if they aren’t surrounded by Japan’s elite police force. And yet no one ever actually does anything to Jouno, even tho everything he says is so illegal, that he should’ve already gone to prison 20 times over just for even uttering half that stuff lol.
These conversations rly help Tachihara to stop seeing the HD as just ‘cops’ and he immediately begins to open up. Soon he and Jouno r having like hour long conversations, literally just discussing various heists in great detail.
They make Tetchou slightly uncomfortable with their blase view of big time crime so every time they start talking about this stuff, Tetchou just silently walks out of the room lol (Jouno 100% teases him for that, constantly inviting him to join their conversations, to which Tetchou always politely declines lol)
Ofc, to remind Tachihara that at the end of the day, they ARE still just only coworkers (not friends), Jouno likes to end their conversations laughing, saying ‘Of course, if you were to actually try any of this, I would not hesitate to gouge your eyes out and feed them to the dogs’ which always keeps Tachihara from being too casual.
Despite that tho, Tachihara can’t help but still see Jouno as older brother figure. A terrifying brother figure, but a brother figure nonetheless. In some ways, he actually somewhat prefers his relationship with Jouno than that with his actual brother. Don’t get me wrong: he still loves his brother but… unlike with his brother, no one pressures him to be like Jouno; if anything, they actually discourage Tachihara from becoming too much like him lol.
The HD never make him feel like he HAS to live up to anyone. Instead they actually want him to become his own person so he can add something unique to the team. They never make him feel like he’s not enough. And that just means so much to someone like Tachihara, who spent his whole life feeling so inadequate compared to perfection of the dead.
So yeah, that’s how Jouno and the Hunting Dogs became Tachihara’s found family
#bungo stray dogs#bsd#bsd manga#hunting dogs bsd#Love love LOVE Tachi and Jouno‘s brotherly relationship ❤️#Hope we get more backstory on it#forever hung up on the Hunting Dogs and their dynamics#which r so unexplored compared to like the PM and ADA#which makes sense but still.#tachihara michizou#I love this man#rly hope his whole PM vs HD arc comes to a satisfying end#srsly feel so bad for Tachi tho lol#like having divided loyalties is just the worst#jouno saigiku#tetchou suehiro#Suegiku#implied#✨ Hunting Dogs found family ✨#found family#oh no what a surprise#I am sleep deprived#yEt aGAin#would like to apologize for how long this#I promise I don’t only know how make long posts-
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here.... Take this bwforei go..... (To bed)
#idv#arenblab#i love game 6.should i post mroe of them#luchino diruse#literally ignore this#demi bourbon#side note i think luchino should get the phoenix wright treatment#consider: he just has an easier time talking to them.#I think he andmelly would be great bioscience buds. they hoth care alot aboutwhat they do#ada and emily are very intellectual like him. I think they could be polite acquaintances atleast#lily and helena!#two teenags girls see this faggy old man and decide “we should hang arkund this guy”#luchino getting his ass beat and lily cheering him awn#luchini encouraging and admiring helena's pursuit of knowledge!#demi..... self explanatory#i think her boisterousness definitely surpriaed him at first#but theyre bestis.TRUST.#alice probabky scares him a little (very abruptly inquisitive) but admires her observance#i could go ON but it is late#emm whateva! 👅#theis is all just trashy midnight ramble btw do not take it too seriously#shitpost#stupid ytumblr wont let me move tags in chronoligical horder but what i meanr by phoenix wright treatment was.#surrounded by girls of various associations#of which he is strictly friendly or terrified of#anyway. night
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LONG LIVE THE ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY!
#I MISS THE ADA#ADA REUNION SOON?#GIVE ME THE ADA#WHERE'S KYOUKA?#WHERE'S YOSANO?#WHERE'S RANPO?#KENJI IS STILL NAPPING RIGHT?#AT LEAST DAZAI IS WITH CHUUYA#KUNIKIDA MY MAN#KUNIKIDA MY BELOVED#ATUSHI IS THE SWEETEST#HE LOVES HIS FOUND FAMILY SO MUCH#ATSUSHI IS CUTE#ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA#FUKUZAWA YUKICHI#ADA#armed detective agency#KUNIKIDA DOPPO#TANIZAKI JUNICHIRO#BSD#BSD MANGA#BUNGOU STRAY DOGS#BSD 116#BSD CH 116
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The new chapter has put me through a range of emotions.
😰😭😄😟🤯😭😭😭😭😭
#Like that#in that order#FIRST OF ALL-#ASAGIRI WHEN I GET YOU ASAGIRI.#BRAM. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.#oh hey! Akutagawa’s back! Yayayayay! I want Aku to join the ada pls. That seems much more plausible now bc he’s slowing becoming good.#LUNIKIDA.#KUNIKIDA.#WHY.#WHYYY#I WAS JUST STARTING TO LOVE HIS CHARACTER#HE BETTER NOT ACTUALLY BE DEAD#I WILL SCREAM#HE’S SUCH A CORE CHARACTER#DAZAI NEEDS HIM#ATSUSHI NEEDS HIM#LITERALLY THE ENTIRE AGENCY NEEDS HIM.#POOR ATSUSHI MAN. AND TANIZAKI YOU GO MY GUY BUT I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING ON THIS EARTH-#IF TANIZAKI DIES TOO I AM GOING TO LOSE. IT.#SHDKDN I HATE YOU ASAGIRI BRING THEM BACK(Kunikida moreso than Bram. I like Bram but I like Kunikida more)#bsd#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs#bungo gay dogs#bungou gay dogs#bsd chapter 117#bsd 117#bungo stray dogs
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I've been obsessing over leon s kennedy thats why I barely post any art sorry guys I love him 🥹
#few weeks ago I rewatched re4 remake gameplay and omg#he's so beautiful like#I want him so bad#man with trauma I love you#and my queen ada wong
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i am so happy that i got some work done and now only have 2 assignments left that i am gifting you guys with this (this is a lie; i just have no self control and want to Share.)
(“It is, if you do not want your taste buds to shrivel and die pathetically.” Akutagawa replied.
“Shut up. The taste won’t be so bad.” Also Atsushi was pretty sure his taste buds had already shriveled up and died after he’d tried that soup Dazai had made for him. It was back when he’d still had trouble saying no to him, especially when he’d gone out of his way to do something kind for him. He’d gotten a lecture from Yosano afterwards about not drinking poison, over complaints from Dazai that his soup was /not/ poisonous and he’d made it with a lot of care; and then a lecture from Kunikida too about not trusting Dazai to not be horrifically bad at basic life skills; and then, finally, a lecture from President Fukuzawa about being careful.)
#this is a sskk fic i just love ada family so theyre there frequently#i didn't mean for dazai to be brought up so frequently but he is a pathetic little man and its fun to write him being weird#atsushi nakajima#dazai atsushi#dazai bsd#bsd dazai#dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai osamu#nakajima atsushi#atsushi#bsd atsushi#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs atsushi#bungou stray dogs#ryuunosuke akutagawa#akutagawa ryuunosuke
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When I see people doing the things they love (especially if it's in an unconventional way) I find myself thinking I want to love the way you do
I don't know, it just feels like a privilege to be able to see the way we love and the way we love. I think my point in making this is twofold:
The way you love is absolutely ethereal, and there are people who will notice the way you love and love you for it, even if it is a stranger who will never see you again. You are remembered fondly. You are remembered, and you are eternal.
#positivity#this was inspired by somebody going 'lol i discovered that it actually isn't normal to make spreadsheets when you like something'#no! that probably isn't normal! but i love the way you love#(and i too love a good spreadsheet. genuinely the best way to convey information)#if somebody wants to include that ada limón 'i love the way men love' poem feel free to <3#i just reread it and man. i love the way men love and i love the way limón loves#i actually just remembered this poem while making these tags and. yeah. that is definitely one of the Most Poems of all time 😭💛
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#jack krauser#ada wong#resident evil 4#separate ways#i love that man but the way i cackled at his stupid lil running#did he leave the stove on or smthn?#SOUND WARNING
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~ a little something about Dazai surprising you on your day off ~
Dazai's not by any means an early riser... That is unless he gets to see you that day.
It's 8 AM and he's tapping his fingers against his pant leg lightly, but he's actually really anxious and impatient. He’s waiting for you to open the front door and flash him that life changing smile of yours he’s been coveting for all week. Today’s your day off and he's decided to come over and spend the day with you so he can cherish every single moment, totally not because he’s slacking off work and wants to do the only other thing he does with his life other than avoid his responsibilities: Be the bane of your existence. You also have a nasty little habit of being a workaholic and he's here to break that once and for all. He's completely spaced out now, lips pursed and brows slightly furrowed in thought when suddenly—
You finally open the door. His angel, his everything. He immediately switches his whole demeanor, eyes twinkling as he scans your figure. You’re still in pajamas, and your hair looks messy. You look absolutely delectable for someone who just woke up to 3 missed calls and 10 texts. Dazai smirks as he leans in, wiggling his brows in an exaggerated manner.
"Well look who’s finally awake! What a sleepy little thing you are. Makes me jealous of that stupid bed of yours… Did you get my texts? Come here."
He looms over you in the middle of the doorway, kissing you softly, tenderly and hungrily.
You blink, and before you can catch your bearings you’re interrupted by the softness of his eager lips. If your mouth opens, he’s pouncing. After a few moments of uninterrupted bliss, you pull back, eyes still drowsy and breathing a bit shallow. You yawn, running your fingers through your bedhead.
“Sorry. I, um… was still asleep until now. I was trying to sleep in-”
He gasps, and tilts his head, as if baffled by this.
“Now why would you do that when we have plans today?”
“... We don’t, though?”
Dazai laughs, dismissing your rightful confusion. He knows you guys never discussed plans, he just doesn't care. He lightly pinches your nose in between his fingers.
“We do! It’s why I let you sleep in for a few extra hours before coming over.”
You lazily swat at him, crinkling your nose. He’s swooning! Dazai feels a jolt of electricity through his body upon seeing the way you respond to his doting. Making you flustered is his favorite entertainment, besides suicide of course.
“But it’s 8 AM.”
“Exactly! That’s like half the day."
"... How long have you been up for?”
He rolls his eyes affectionately as he buffs his knuckles on his tan coat, replying with a nonchalant hum.
“Hmm, not important— What’s for breakfast?”
He lets himself into your apartment and you sigh into a defeated smile that somehow still holds affection for this ridiculous man. You follow him as he strides to the kitchen and fold your arms across your chest.
“You know, I’m kinda grumpy right now. It’s too early, Osamu. I need my sleep."
“And might I say you look absolutely stunning when you’re grumpy? How ever did I get this lucky…”
“Keep it up and I’ll get even worse, you goofball.”
Dazai smiles, it’s sly and dangerous. A challenge, he hears? He pretends to think for a moment, his finger placed on his lips as if really contemplating something. He’s just picturing what you’d look like yelling at him. Heavenly, of course. He flashes you a tender smile as if you just said the most romantic thing and curls his arm around your waist, whispering.
“Ooh, then I can’t wait to see worse.~”
You roll your eyes, unable to help the pink hue spreading over your face. Maybe you're still half asleep, maybe you’re just hopelessly in love with him. Either way you’re screwed. You whine with a hint of annoyance.
“Osamuuuu…”
Oh how he loves when you say his name like that. Maybe it’s time for you two to skip breakfast, he already does anyway, but he knows you actually need nutrients to function. He replies in a singsong voice.
“Yeeesss?”
“I’m making pancakes and you are going to sit down and wait.”
You point at the kitchen counter trying to be stern, and of course, failing miserably.
He looks back at the stool and then back at you. He leans within inches of your face, his nose poking yours. He clicks his tongue disapprovingly and winks.
“No can do, cutie~”
You two spend the morning making breakfast, or at least trying to. YOU are trying to, anyway. Everytime you go to gather ingredients, he’s already handing them to you. When your back is turned to him, you feel his arms snaking around you as you flip pancakes unevenly due to the distracting trail of kisses he's leaving down your neck. You secretly smile to yourself whenever you’re not feigning irritation, you know he loves the banter… Why not indulge the poor man?
You serve two plates and sit down, along with two mugs of coffee. Dazai isn’t allowed to have caffeine around you, but once again, you took pity on him today for some reason… or is it his mystifying persuasion manipulation at play here? He takes a sip of his mug and a satisfying ‘Ahh’ releases soon after. He flickers his eyes towards you as you're about to sip yours as well, and it’s like the world stops. His pupils dilate and he watches intently as the rim reaches your lips, resting his chin on his palm as he leans lazily over the counter. He’s like a dog watching its owner adoringly. During his trance-like state, he thinks about how if you lived together this would be his every day routine. He could get used to watching you drink coffee and eat food. You'd wake up next to each other and hold hands as you watch the sun rise. He would tell you how breathtaking you look with bedhead and make you late for work after failing to keep his hands to himself. Maybe then you wouldn't think he's such an impenetrable wall of secrets. He wonders if there's a future where all of that happens... He snaps out of it, and murmurs.
“Can I have a taste?”
You perk up and look over, tilting your head to the side, amused.
“What, the coffee? You have your own.”
He’s so focused now, staring at your full lips, thinking of a proper answer. He wants to tell you that he's never had intimate moments like these with anyone else and he doesn’t know how long it’ll last before his luck with you runs out, that he’s afraid you’ll see right through his one dimensional facade and leave him for good. That you won’t follow him to his untimely demise should he ever fall, so he has to capture every second of it so he can keep you in his mind forever. He has to lock you up in his heart and throw away the key, otherwise becoming a man of virtue loses all its meaning.
Instead, he opts for the less complicated route, the corners of his lips curling up into a coy smile as he places a gentle hand on your thigh.
“No, your lips, dummy. I want to taste the coffee off of your lips.”
There are no words for the audacity of Osamu Dazai and the feelings thrashing inside you when he says things like that. You smile bashfully and look away, unable to accept his shameless flirting.
“You’re so weird, Osamu…”
“Mm, I'm so yours. No takesies backsies.~"
You slowly meet his gaze, his watchful eyes that ooze devotion practically holding yours hostage… God, you are so beautiful to him. Before you can even register it, Dazai scoops you up bridal style and carries you to the living room, laying you down on the soft couch. His eyes darken as he looks down at you, his fingers tracing the outline of your lips. As soon as you show him the look of love that gives him the consent he’s looking for, he doesn’t think twice about it. He grabs your chin and pulls you into a messy kiss. He kisses you rough, his tongue almost immediately sliding into your mouth as he moans into you. His moans turn into whimpers, like he's been starved of touch for far too long and you're satiating the hunger. He needs to taste the coffee you just drank, and he wants you to know exactly how much he's been aching for this moment. For your much needed day off. For you.
He keeps his hand at your chin, pressing you down deeper into the couch with his hips grinding against yours as he tastes the acidity of the coffee along with the honey you sweetened it with.
Finally, when you literally cannot breathe, you pull away with your dazed and blissed out expression, all red in the face just like he loves. You mumble in between pants.
“Wait— So... What exactly was the plan for today?”
He looks up from running his tongue along your jawline and flashes you that infamously deceptive smile he perpetually keeps on his face, tapping his index finger on your cheek. His voice comes out in a breathy whisper.
“Breakfast.”
“.. But we already had breakfast.”
He sighs deeply and his finger ghosts its way from your cheek down to the waistband of your pajama bottoms as he needily mumbles in your ear.
“Still hungry.. I’m a growing boy, you know.~”
You let out a breathless laugh, shaking your head.
"You're going to tire me, Osamu.. Work wears me out enough as is-"
He wiggles a finger at you, face full of sickening desire as he carefully lowers his head down by your stomach, resting his cheek on your soft flesh. He murmurs in that soft pleading way that drives you insane when he combos it with his reverent touch.
"Listen to me, please. No more work talk... No more stressing out your pretty self, okay? I haaaaate demanding jobs. It only takes you away from me."
You look down and simply nod, your eyes trained on the way he looks at you from under his lashes and the soft brown hair that frames his face. Your heart races with anticipation as a smile slowly creeps up onto your lips. You don't need words for what comes next.
For the rest of the day, he makes sure you have the best time off, it's the least he can do as your incredibly attentive and not selfish at all boyfriend! A day where you can shut out all thoughts of work... along with literally anything else that doesn't relate to him.
Unfortunately for you, there is no resting involved on said day. Fortunately for Dazai, you look so cute as you writhe under him for hours on end. That'll get it through your pretty little skull not to work so much.
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