#man this is weird lmaoooooo
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only ever seen it in a few fics but i love love LOVE spidey using deadpool as like. sensory toy. like wade is so LOUD in every aspect---hes chatty and dramatic and perpetually smells like gunpowder and has extremely textured skin and like idk i just think mr peter heightened senses autismo parker would like have a field day with all that. cant be overwhelmed by the texture of your clothes if your feeling your bfs interesting skin!
#this headcanon lowkey based on me#i do this with some of my friends ngl... LMAOOOOOO#peter parker#wade wilson#spiderman#deadpool#spideypool#amazing spider man#i love you andrew garfield spiderman!#deadpool movie#the first fic i read this in i forgot the name of#but it was like basically the author writing a oneshot to fit in all their autistic trait headcanons about spidey#and when i read it i was like ugh this is weird and awful!#and then i realized that i do literally every single thing that was written in that fic. every stim. every habit. every sensory moment#LMAOOOOO#the call is coming from inside the house
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AS I WAS SAYING. ur tags made me insane ….. monster!bachira playing w ur mouth oh im gonna die …. he loves to poke and prod and you always end up drooling all over his fingers because he won’t let you close your lips </3 he’s so enamored with how your mouth stretches and opens and he looooves when you bite at him because your teeth don’t hurt half as bad as his actual teeth would. ur so warm and wet in there and he’s so scary looking at u with that uncanny smile but your head is so fuzzy u can’t even bring yourself to care </3
Bambi….. I have never …. This. akskdkajfkisiahsjdje !!!!
He tells you all of that too :( has no qualms about telling you how pretty n shiny n warm the inside of your mouth is even though he knows you’re barely listening n able to focus anyways </3
He would most definitely spread your drool all over your lips too <///////3 he gets so so so warm inside at the way you love to let him play with you, and he really really likes hand feeding you :( peeling a mandarin for you n feeding you the slices but being so weird about it and making you bite them so he can have the other half and lick the juice off your face that squirted onto your chin when you bit down :(!
Any opportunity to be weird about your mouth and he’s there <3!
#‘your teeth don’t hurt half as bad as his actual teeth would’#it’d be easier to just shoot me Bambi.#/lh AALSKAODJS LIKE OH MY GODDDD#I need him to bite me BADDDD#I don’t think you understand I don’t even have the words to express the way this made me feel#I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO FUCK A MAN (MONSTER) SOOOO BAD#you just fucked up my cycle for sure it’s definitely gonna be ovulation week now#LMAOOOOOO#GOD#ANSKDKFKSKWIQJJWKDFKKF#he is just so perfect for the predator / prey weird little monster au’s 😞😞😞😞#YOU are perfect ily and I’m taking your hand and jumping up and down ty for being insane with me#SOBS#elle’s!angels#bambi!<3#elle!whispers#bachira!<3#monster fucking tw#cw monsterfucking
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ok I’m still not over sth a friend said to me when we were talking abt. Recent Life Events.
#sitting in the corner. excuse me#sorrryyyyyyyyy idm to vague on here lmao but i need to like. put my thoughts together ig and im not at THAT bit of uh. does it count as#trauma???? whatever lol I haven’t hit that bit of strider lore w my new therapist lmao#like. yeah that really is the natural conclusion of THAT thought pattern. + ik they’d deny it if I ever tried to discuss it w them#but whateverrrrrrrrrrr#im staying sillyyyyyyyyyyyyy#and i have a knight to try to fuck anyways im not gonna worry abt whatever the fuck they’re doing now lol#August/September as a concept is literally the only thing keeping me going this year lmaoooooo it’s been SOO BAD. and it’s been bad for#like EVERYONE in my life. or at least extremely weird lmao#*** ****** im buying another necklace from u for SUREEEEEE I cannot get over ‘😏 yeah that fits’ WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAAT HELLO?????????#would it be normal to ask him to help me put the necklace on. I’m gonna be wearing claws I could get away with it.#TONAL SHIFT IN THE STRIDER VENT POST LMFAO. SOZ.#shoutout to knights for keeping me sane fr that immediately lightened my mood godsbless. im such a fag for that man#and his aquiline nose. godsssssssss.#every time the jousting troupe posts pics of him being a dramatic bitch on horseback……. posted For Me(tm)
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jealousy | oscar piastri x fem! reader x lily zneimer !
summary; y/n spent months trying to send hints to oscar and lily about her feelings. he friendzoned her in an interview which made her turn to a certain american, however that just leaves the couple feeling jealous
fc; various girls on pinterest
warnings; probably ooc oscar n lily , cursing
word count; 716
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri
note; requested ! smau + written ! also lily is scute i luv her
masterlist !
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oscarpiastri: life without racecars for a bit ☀️
yourusername: whatta fine couple liked by oscarpiastri and lilyzneimer !
username: she’s so meeeee
yourusername: the last picture LMAOOOOOO
oscarpiastri: you both take TOO long to get ready for just lunch 🙄🙄🙄
lilyzneimer: God forbid a girl wants to look cute while out at lunch and shopping!!!!
yourusername: says the man who splashes water on his face and thinks that’s a skin care routine….😕😕😕😕😕
username: not y/n exposing oscar LMAOOO
username: oscar in his aesthetic era
username: summa
username: missing f1 already💔
username: vroom vroom boy + his gf + his gfs gf are so cute😓😓
landonorris: OSCCAAAAH
oscarpiastri: hi ?
landonorris: he’s being dry fix it lilyzneimer
lilyzneimer: that’s y/n’s job😊 yourusername
yourusername: oscarpiastri osc.
oscarpiastri: LAAAANDOOOO
username: HE FR LISTENED TO HER LMAOO
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liked by oscarpiastri, lilyzneimer, and others !
yourusername: this week ft my most favorite gorgeous people 😍🤭
tagged; oscarpiastri, lilyzneimer
lilyzneimer: y/nnnnnn💗💗 luv u
yourusername: luv luv luv u sm pretty gal 💕
username: them >>>>
username: my favesssss
oscarpiastri: ‘my most favorite gorgeous people’ THERE WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT😟😟😟
yourusername: BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY THE GOOD BITE OF MY STRAWBERRY CROFFLE????🤯🤯
yourusername: but u are gorgeous so i guess i can let it slide🙄🤭
username: the difference between oscar’s and lily’s comment 😭😭
landonorris: i agree w y/n oscar why’d you do that oscarpiastri 😒😒
oscarpiastri: landonorris it was an amazing bite
username: Y/N PHOTODUMPPP
username: omg the clip is scute
username: the picture of her and lily 🥹
username: why is oscar mid kick LMAOO
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“Logan!” Y/n exclaimed as she saw the blonde American walking through the paddock. She was seated with Oscar and Lily who looked at her confused as she ran to the Williams driver.
“Y/n!” Logan exclaimed as he wrapped his arm around her waist. “It’s been a hot minute, hasn’t it?”
“Of course! It’s not like we went out for dinner last night or anything.” She laughed, holding onto his shoulder.
Oscar and Lily share another glance at the sight of Y/n giggling with someone else. They knew that she was giggling with Logan was strange because she didn’t really know him, or so they thought.
The English girl furrowed up her eyebrows, feeling strange at the sight of the two. “Osc, is it just me, or is it weird to see her with Logan?”
The Australian driver hummed in response, stabbing the lettuce in his salad. Before taking a bite he mumbled, “Feels weird too.” They both let out a sigh while looking at each other. They both knew the feeling very well. It was jealousy. They couldn’t believe they felt jealous watching their friend with Logan.
Oscar glanced back at the two while Lily squinted as they watched Y/n drag her hand down Logan’s arm before hugging him goodbye. She turns around to walk back to the couple but pauses at the look on their faces.
“Why do you both look so pissy?” Y/n asked confused, sitting in front of them and grabbing her can of Red Bull that she had abandoned due to chatting with Logan.
“When did that happen?” Lily asked, a hint of jealousy in her voice.
“We’ve been chatting for a few weeks now. We hung out last night.” Y/n replied with a shrug. “We’re just seeing where this is going.”
“So you have a crush on Logan now?” Oscar asked as he took another bite of his salad. He did nothing to hide the sound of jealousy in his voice or the upset look on his face.
“Why do you both look so upset? I didn’t think it was serious.” She nervously chuckled and glanced between the couple.
Lily rested her hand over hers. Y/n hated how her heart started to race from such a small action. She actually had a crush on the couple. But due to a recent interview of Oscar calling her just a friend, she thought that if she got closer to Logan then maybe she’s lose her feelings or possibly make them jealous.
Clearly, she hadn’t gotten over her feelings.
Oscar’s voice snapped her out of her thoughts. “What’re you doing talking to other guys?” His voice was suddenly low. His girlfriend hummed in agreement, moving to sit beside Y/n.
“Why do you care so much?”
“Because we care about you, a lot,” Lily responds and wraps her arms around the confused girl.
The McLaren driver clears his throat, copying his girlfriend's action by moving to sit on Y/n’s other side. “Seems like Lily and I have newfound feelings for you. And I must say, they’re not platonic.”
She furrowed up her eyebrows again and scrunched up her nose. She looked at Oscar like he had just grown another head. “What the fuck do you mean? Weren’t you the one who called me a ‘good friend’?”
“Yeah, and he was stupid for it.” The British girl says with a smile, resting her head against her shoulder. “But he’s right. We both like you and to be fair, seeing you with Logan made us jealous.”
“That was the point,” Y/n mumbled causing the couple to laugh. Both of their hands moved to grasp hers, each taking one hand. Her heart rate began to pick up again as she kept staring between the two.
“So, give us a chance?” Oscar asked with his signature shy smile.
“I waited so long to hear you say that,” Y/n said with a smile, letting out a giggle as she squeezed both hands. “But yes. Of course.”
Lily smiled widely as she reached over to tuck a strand of Y/n's hair behind her ear, “Osc and I made you wait too long, didn’t we, pretty girl?” She said, looking over at the Australian before focusing back on the girl between them.
“Way too long.”
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#f1 imagine#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri scenario#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x reader x lily#oscar piastri x reader x lily zneimer
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magnets, electricity, and light? everyone knows im the best. i probably don’t even need those other girls 😘
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for fuck’s sake ella not this again. i literally trapped you in a black hole just last week
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y’all, can we not do this in public? this is getting embarrassing
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rip her wavelengths off bitch
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did you guys hear the Fundamental Four might be breaking up? they are soo messy lol
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LMAOOOOOO YOU SAID IT NOT ME. BUT I SOOOO AGREE😭 DO YOU THINK THEY’LL NEED A NEW MEMBER? OMG WE SHOULD APPLY!!!!!!!!
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girl you are coming at me with a lot of energy rn
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@d-n-acidtrip respond to my dms. unblock me. please please please please please please please please
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you need to stop this man. she chose me
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can’t we share
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UCU is the worst. all my classes are taught by weird old men. the cosmic microwave in the dining hall barely heats the food. it fucking sucks here
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Please, watch your language.
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stfu old man im top of my class at Universe City University and i can say what i want
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And I am Albert Einstein, the Dean of Students at UCU.
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im sorry sir
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@secretplanet9 where are you
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i’ll never tell 😉
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omg guys!!!! @mercuryinaflurry @venusflytrap @unmarredmars @jupiterisntstupider @ringleader6 @stoppronouncingitlikethat @listentomyneptunes
we got a response!!! planet 9 we will find you!!!!!! ✨💕
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can you guys not do this right in front of me
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Toman Groupchat
Warnings: swearing, the topic of sex is brought up a lot, mentions of the r word (i don't actually say it i just say "r word"), gayness, mentions of depression, mentions of suicide, teenage boys. also snuck in a lot of personal headcanons so that might not be your thing
Desc: Mikey lost his V-card
Mikey: just had the sex
Mikey: it's not all that, tbh
Mikey: i didn't like it
Mikey: i was quite indifferent to the situation actually
Mitsuya: that's great 👍
Smiley: you're the last one to lose your v-card and you come back with a report like this?😒
Smiley: we want details
Draken: whose we?
Mitsuya: no we don't
Chifuyu: it must have been difficult tackling the whole issue with you being 5'3 and all
Mikey: you're an inch taller than me😐
Chifuyu: "taller" being the key word
Baji: what didn't you like about the sex?
Baji: i think sex is great
Kazutora: i think it's super nice until you get in over your head and freak out about your performance so you end up having a panic attack and she just leaves
Smiley: LMAOOOOOO
Draken: that's actually kinda sad, you good?
Kazutora: no? i'll never emotionally recover. never again
Baji: maybe it should be with someone you trust and have been friends with for a number of years. maybe even your best friend who would do anything for you. that's just my opinion tho
Draken: just tell him ffs. anything but this
Kazutora: i have no girl friends?? the only women i know who're affiliated with this friendgroup are hina (taken), emma (mikey's sister and also taken), and yuzuha (gay)
Baji: why does it have to be a girl
Mikey: bro
Hakkai: 💀
Smiley: mention homosexuality once and here Hakkai comes
Hakkai: 😐
Kazutora: Baji i know you're gay and i support your lgbtq+ lifestyle but i'm not into dicks like you are man
Baji: what about assholes
Mitsuya: what's the point of this, like just ask him out atp
Mikey: you'd let KAZUTORA top???? insane
Kazutora: what's wrong with me topping? also who am i topping??
Smiley: well you're a twink so you're obviously a bottom
Chifuyu: Kazutora are you actually just gonna ignore what everyone else is saying
Kazutora: aren't you guys talking to Baji?
Draken: are you stupid or what
Kazutora: i'm really confused rn can we just to back to talking about Mikey
Mikey: yes actually. i've decided that i don't like sex and won't be doing it again
Chifuyu: bad day for Takemitchy
Takemitchy: what?
Chifuyu: well since you ride his dick so much
Takemitchy: HUH
Takemitchy: i've never done that with Mikey-kun tho??? i'm with Hina? also I'm straight so I don't understand what you mean by that 😥
Chifuyu: i don't actually mean-
Chifuyu: nvm
Baji: are we allowed to call people the r word anymore
Angry: no it's a slur
Baji: you're probably mad because people said it to you huh? lmao
Angry: yes
Baji: oh
Smiley: i didn't even mean it Angry it was just that one time
Angry: several, one times. but okay
Angry: i still love you
Smiley: can you not say that in front of our friends like idk what to do rn cause i can't say it back so it looks embarssing for you
Angry: 😕
Smiley: ...
Angry: ☹️
Smiley: i love you too
Angry: thank you
Chifuyu: very rare Smiley human decency moment
Draken: you guys are such weird siblings but that was great to watch. character development in a matter of seconds
Smiley: you should all kill yourselves
Mikey: man i really want to
Mikey: that was a literal joke before you guys get weird
Draken: you've actively tried to kill yourself tho
Mikey: yeah but like i won't do it anymore
Baji: we must just, believe you?
Mikey: i know that's hard to do because i lie all the time but yes
Draken: not a convincing argument but nice try
Mitsuya: terrible try actually. Mikey should we be worried?
Mikey: miss me with that gay shit, i'm fine
Mitsuya: i hate you guys so much
Draken: not me tho cause i'm your og
Mitsuya: 😐
Mitsuya: yeah i guess
Draken: 🤞
Draken: i'm gonna go out with my girlfriend now
Draken: also Mikey you're probably asexual. or you haven't found the right one to do it with yet idk
Mikey: what's asexual
Draken: google it
Mikey: Ken-chin c'mon i'm having a crisis rn
Draken: basically low or very little sexual attraction to others
Draken: there's a whole spectrum to it tho so you should probably do some research because that was an extremely watered down explanation
Draken: i'm ace too if that helps
Baji: Emma's a whole ass slut so how does she deal with that
Smiley: imagine bagging Ryuguji Ken with his sexy ass and he doesn't wanna smash. tragic
Draken: first of all, Baji i'll fucking kill you, never say that about Emma again
Draken: and fuck you Smiley
Angry: are you traumatized because of living in a sex orientated/obsessed environment so you eventually began to detest any affiliation with the act?
Draken: yes actually
Angry: i see
Mikey: i just don't like it. i'm not traumatized like Ken-chin :(
Draken: it's whatever
Baji: calm down i didn't call Emma a slut as an insult i just mean it as a describing word because she likes fucking
Baji: i've known her longer than you and she's been fucking since she knew what the thing was
Mikey: i probably should have addressed that as an older brother or something
Mikey: yk, cause i take care of my family
Baji: now she takes care of you with your chronically depressed ass
Mikey: 😒
Kazutora: is Emma also traumatized? like the opposite of Draken?
Mikey: wait should i ask?? her mom did abandon her and she did grow up without a father figure so like maybe i should talk to her
Smiley: you didn't have to dish out her problems like that 💀
Baji: she's got the Sano slut genes because wasn't Shinichiro falling in love with different people everyday? then your dad was impregnating people all the time. skipped Mikey tho
Draken: not everything is trauma related. also Emma just likes sex. it's not a huge deal breaker and if it was she would tell me and we'd talk about it
Mikey: what about having kids?
Draken: stop asking me this shit we'll do that when we're ready
Smiley: it's crazy how Draken is one of the healthiest people here. always reacting sensibly to situations and dealing with his trauma normally. he's such a good guy. hate him
Draken: love you too
Mikey: did he deal with it all that healthily if he beats people to a pulp most of the time
Draken: i stopped doing that
Baji: why though, you were an actual unit
Baji: wasted talent. i still beat people up
Draken: Emma said to
Mikey: fair
Smiley: Mitsuya could be on Draken's level too but something went wrong along the way cause he's a boy liker
Mitsuya: 🖕
#if this looks familiar it's because it is#wash rinse repeat#i made this on a whim just before posting it cause i feel bad about being inactive#i'm trying really hard to immerse myself in the mind of teenage boys (as i've been doing) and i'm losing my spunk😭#so sorry if you don't enjoy it but if you do that's great#tokyo revengers#tokyo revengers groupchat#tokyo revengers texts#tokrev#toman#sano manjiro/mikey#mitsuya takashi#ryuguji ken/draken#drakemma#hangaki takemichi#kawata souya/angry#baji keisuke#matsuno chifuyu#hanemiya kazutora#kawata nahoya/smiley#shiba hakkai
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Ah i haven't been tagged in one of these in a while!
I have a lot of faves but in no particular order:
1. Akira
2. The Millennium Actress
3. The Sound of Music
4. Promare
5. Tetsuo the Iron Man
6. Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
7. Tiger&bunny: The Rising
8. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
9. Brazil
10. Dirty Pair: Project Eden
I don't really know 10 that would do this but honestly if anyone seems interested go head and do it!
Thanks for the tag, @nataly-lanier ! 💜
Rules: post 10 of your favorite movies and tag 10 people
1. Scream
2. How to Train Your Dragon
3. Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End
4. The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
5. Emma
6. Pride & Prejudice & Zombies
7. Brave
8. Hunchback of Notre Dame
9. Twister
10. Hocus Pocus
Tagging: @yoursaviourhasarrived @illbringthechaosmagic @handful-of-muses @hidinmydisguise @jonathancrane-scarecrows @hyperdragon97 @deagle @bippityboppity69 @criminal-sen @lyndaloveshorrortakethree
#i had to think hard about what i wanted to add#i decided to not add add any ghibli films as a challenge#and boy and beast nearll beat the rising but i just love rising sm#also tetsuo the iron man covers all my non anime 'weird movies'#ichi the killer was nearly added lmaoooooo
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Hii! I have been following you for quite a while and I really enjoy reading your fanfics! And I was wondering if you could do Finn Mcmissile from Cars 2 👉👈 ik such a weird request LMAO but it would make me and my younger self very happy🥹
a/n: FINN MCMISSILE.... FROM CARS 2??... hmmmm alright, anon who i totally don't know irl, okay... i'll bite
Finn McMissile x Singer!Reader
Finn McMissile has been given a new mission, in which he has to identify the target himself. It’s none other than you.
He doesn’t know who the target is yet. First things first, he has to engage in conversation. He needs to find the third man—dealer of powerful, dangerous trades.
Finn watches you on stage, singing to your heart's content. However, his attention on you only lasts for a moment, choosing to analyze the audience members.
You spot him in the crowd—alone, and his eyes are warily busy.
After your performance, you approach him, and he's nothing but an absolute gentleman.
He smoothly compliments your fashion and talent with a charming smile.
"Thank you," you chuckle, acutely aware that you're on his radar now. "You don't have to flatter me so much...?"
"Dominic," he supplies. "Dominic Jones, darling."
Oooh. You, in fact, invited this man. Never have you met him before either. A touch too convenient, isn't it?
You grin as you lean into his side. Gambling has never exactly been your thing, but you're willing to take the risk.
"You're surrounded with enemies, Dominic."
His eyes widen, the mission dawning in on him. "...It's you."
Your smile widens. Despite his grace, this kind of infiltration is unforgivable. "What if we talk in private, yeah?"
MY BAD IF ITS TOO SHORT AND VAGUE 😭😭 also i almost wrote "side mirror" for the ear LMAOOOOOO
#yan writes#cars fandom#finn mcmissile#pixar cars#idk how to tag this#finn mcmissile x reader#cars x reader#cars imagines
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i think you're trying to kill us with those delicious teacher reca & big brother sunday posts !!!! /pos please keep it coming~
HAHAHAHA oh my gosh anon i am so glad you read my tags lmaoooooo <33 UGH i’m obsessed with it!! can you imagine how upset Big Brother sunday would be to hear that his precious baby sister is fucking a man nearly thrice her age??? that goddamn director who is as sleazy as he is acclaimed??? who is also in a position of extreme power over her as her professor???
he says the term ‘director’ as if it stings his tongue, as if it’s some obscene, disgusting word, face wrinkled as he spits it through gritted teeth—that director. which is weird, you think, considering sunday was such a fan of mr reca’s refined artistry before the renowned director began to take an interest in you…
hehehe <33 i will definitely keep it coming!! it might just be in the form of tiny fragments like this, tho i did write this little piece where reader comes home, breathless with exhilaration, to tell Big Brother sunday that she secured the highly sought after internship with mr reca and sunday responds with such callous indifference to her big accomplishment >.< makes her feel small and stupid and so silly about it all >.< that’s about all i’ve got in terms of a narrative, tho!!
#just a rly funnnnnn concept#especially for someone who went to school for him (and had *several* crushes on her profs >.<) bahahahaha#WENT TO SCHOOL FOR FILM***#i also just love the idea of sunday hating literally anyone being anywhere fucking CLOSE to you#when it’s just you and him he’s the sweetest most doting big brother ever#but the moment you mention someone else acting even 1% of the same way with you he shuts down and seals himself off#gets SO cold with you#etc etc he’s a psycho <3#inky.reca#inky.sunday#hope ur having a fab friday anon!!#inky.bb#clari gets mail
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man that must be fun. imagine being a kid hanging out with your family and you find a random temple to your MOM. and they just go "oh yeah that's been happening lately". LMAOOOOOO
due to requests from the Trio, the Night Guard have been tasked with routing out these cults and often members stop worshiping after being asked by the Trio. This still doesn't make it less weird when the siblings are exploring the city and other parts of Amphibia and find those shrines, especially when members tend to ask the siblings a bunch of questions about the cult's goddesses.
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Hey can you write Kyle hunger head canons or a fic?!?!?
Yk bc of ur hunger kink LMAOOOOOO
Hey can you get the fuck off my blog?!!?!
Yk bc nobody likes people like u LMAOOOOOO
anyway. you know damn well that’s not what it is. i’ve said that a million times on here and you must either be blind as shit, you haven’t read any of my posts or you wrote this to me purely because you are a dick.
i made a post on this like a week ago? i said it is an angst/comfort situation where people can be comforted and happy in the end. it’s not unlike the whump scenarios that are on here. and if those are okay, tell me why this isn’t. it’s purely a method of comfort that i enjoy and im not gonna let you ruin that for me.
you wanna talk shit you do it off anon too. don’t be a coward. if you’re okay with sending messages like this, man the fuck up and send it off anon.
unbelievable. my blog, my posts. if you think it’s weird nobody’s forcing you to look at it. i’m not hurting anybody.
#was tempted to do headcanons to spite your cowardly ass#anyways fuck you#skipper speaks#rude anon#you must be illiterate because i posted about this a number of times#it’s not a goddamn kink#it’s purely a method of angst/comfort for me that i enjoy#similar to sickfics that i write#nobody is making you look at my posts#so you left this for the sole purpose of being an asshole#so fuck you#if yiu had the time to read through my blog you couldn’t have missed the number of times i’ve said that#anyways i’ll continue posting what i want#and you can suck my ass#answered#nice way to start my day
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Zeph 1.0
can't believe that yesterday i was like eh i'm not sure about that armor, it looks so good on them
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oooh a pretty evil lady!
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same girl, same, about everything that has ever happened to me
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it's been 84 years (more like 16 hours) but i'm finally opening bg3 again ✨
i think i'll do some more goblin camp shenanigans today if possible 👀
ohhh right. essentially i've already murdered like half the goblin camp so now the other half of the camp is trying to murder me, huh?
Me: "ah yes I'm far enough" *the explosion hits Zeph and Zeph dies* *reloads* "ah yes now I'm definitely far enough" *the explosion hits Zeph again and Zeph dies again*
"yeah we've got this" *the entire party dies*
Fucking gnolls man
yeah it's been a long bloody day
HELLO SAY THAT AGAIN
hUH
jesus christ this man is h🫣rny
Okay so I'll go watch a baking show with my mum in a bit and then we're going back and doing da thing 😏
Sorry for not giving updates if you were looking forward to them, anyway a little thing I love is how everyone sleeps on their back. I do that and apparently that's weird to everyone around me? 😂🤨
I will literally be in my bed like 🧍♂️
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newest development in my bg3-rotten brain
did i mention this game is doing things to me because it is doing things to me
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Anywayyyy you know what time it is 😌
I may have just spent an hour organizing everyone's inventories and figuring out who gets what armor and all but we're good to go now I think
Explosive shrooms, yay 🤩
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I'm 💀💀💀 I need to go to bed lmao
Okay so basically what happened um. I don't know how but it did. So I wanted to help Astarion. But I clicked the wrong thing. And I pushed him off the boat. And he died.
I RELOADED BUT HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT 😭😭
If there's one thing about me it's that I'll accidentally murder my favourite vampires
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I love Zeph so much they're so prettyyyyyy
Kinda wanna make a modern day version of them in ts4 and have them interact with my other characters. They'd fit right in
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hole hehe. hole
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my bi ass is having a bit of a dilemma rn
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gay gay gay they're in love your honor
HELL YEAH KISS
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Raw footage of me during my latest combat
I was actually so stressed dude 😭 thankfully we made it through but ahhhhh
Does anyone else apologize to the characters when they get hurt? Like sorry lil guy in my computer I'm sorry I'm putting you through this I promise you'll make it out I PROMISE ah fuck you're getting hit again oh no sorry sorry ahhhh
So uh. The adamantine forge fight huh. 🙂
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Granted it doesn't count ts4 correctly rn probably because I haven't updated yet but…yeah 😅😅
(also I have way more hours on ts4 actually, this is just since Jan 2023, I played through Origin/EA app before and then switched to Steam for reasons)
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my fucking thoughts exactly, i hate this battle 😭😭 on a real note i relate to him so much when he's whining DUDE WE LIVE
i should've known he wouldn't take that as a good thing lmaoooooo dude creases when you smile is the biggest compliment smh
FREN!!!
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oops
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I'm sorry what
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pwettyyyyy
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I'm sensing that I may have messed up real bad in Last Light Inn yesterday...ooops
I should've reloaded to see if things could turn out differently but I've done a lot afterwards, idk if I wanna go back now 😂 No spoilers pls, that's something for me to figure out in my next playthrough
"ooops" people DIED 💀 people i had previously saved died 💀
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You're never gonna believe who I murdered again
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I'm fucking crying I need you to resurrect him you moron stop shaming Zeph for having a sex life Update we are so back lads
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Funny how fast I went from "I think Zeph is mostly good, they just want to get rid of the parasite and help people along the way" to "actually fuck it darling you're so right some power would be nice"
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Crying laughing sending this to my sibling who's in art school. On point
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"eh we'll be fine i don't need bonuses" *rolls 1*
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daddy Ketheric omg💀💀
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uh anyway
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this is the best they are the best 🥹
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Don't be upset, I will reload, just don't be upset with me pleaseeee 😭
The "please a videogame vampire at all costs" disease is real I'm afraid
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Uh oh it's almost 3am, tomorrow will be an eepy day, well it's worth it
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I'm so close to having a funny number of hours played 🤭
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Killed the workout, now let's kill this guy that I struggled with for half an hour. Almost killed my whole party in the process so I quit and decided to kill my legs instead 😂
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Alright, another character breakdown! Keep in mind that as long as this list is, this definitely is not all of the major players in the book. Because there are just sooooooo many characters, I’m choosing to highlight the ones I remember and care about the most (SPOILERS AHEAD for character deaths):
Xiao Fangxu: great dad, damn his death hurt me
Xiao Jiming: still cannot believe he guessed his brother had a crush based on his BLINKING PATTERNS LMAOOOOOO
Gu Jin: hope he got that girl he got ratted out about, cause after all this, he deserves the rest
Ding Tao: baby boy 🥺
Chen Yang: glad he got it together and stopped with the petty shit
Tantai Hu: there were a few moments I thought he was gonna fall from grace, but a true testament to the idea that honesty pays
Li Xiong: BABY 🥺🥺🥺
Qi Huilian (Grand Mentor Qi): did not realize how important he would become and when I did, did not realize that he’d be KILLED; honestly, a completely unexpected death for me
Ji Gang: man’s been through so much but STILL is dedicated to fathering all these orphaned sons. Best dad award right here
Fei Sheng: finally got a life and sense of self-worth, but at what cost?
Qiao Tianya: never thought being told you could be a monk could be considered a threat
Yao Wenyu: i hate the emotions he’s made me (and Qiao Tianya) feel, knowing he’s already come to terms with death and ain’t feeling the shit himself
Kong Ling: you worked so hard not to be the personal advisor of a conquerer just to end up the personal advisor of an emperor LOL
Yin Chang: genius af, funny as hell, how you a grown man afraid of baths??? His death hurt
Qi Zhuyin: BIG QUEER ENERGY
Hua Xiangyi (Third Missy/Hua the Third): surprise high femme queen sneak attack!
Lu Guangbai: reminds me of the pets from Homeward Bound, never doubted him for a second
Lei Jingzhe: he really had me there for a second; epic death
Hasen: alright, we get it! The bad guys have families too! They’re also human! Stop beating me with it—! (another painful death even as I knew it was inevitable)
Duo’erlan: ok coming in clutch at the last second to steal a spot as one of the most badass characters! Was praying HARD they didn’t kill her…
Xue Xiuzhuo: good longterm adversary, i wish him a very fuck you, asshole
Fengquan: massive security oversight: man worked under a man who plotted the emperor’s assassination, his “sister” assassinated the succeeding emperor, and y’all bring him back AGAIN to work under the third emperor??? But you’re surprised he’s the hidden assassin????
Ling Ting/Li Jianting: poor girl
Jiran: cute last minute baby addition!
Xiao Chiye: best soldier, best uncle, best brother, best son, best partner, best—
Shen Zechuan: nobody deserves the throne more than him, fucking fight me Xue Xiuzhou
Xiao Chiye x Shen Zechuan: fan-fucking-tastic power couple, round of applause for their resounding success and the fantastic sex!
Overall a great book if you love political intrigue mixed with a little bit of war action. Violence isn’t too gratuitous, and there are trigger warnings for the worst of it. The characters are characters, and there is never a dull moment in this book. I did find it weird, though, that everything was trigger warned for except the two moments of noncon and dubcon between the major couples, but that may have been a translator thing? Either way, I’d watch any drama adaptation of this.
#human reads qiang jin jiu#qiang jin jiu#this is all i can think of at the moment#the list of folks is exhaustive actually
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I can't believe Neil talking through the bathroomdoor got a little giggle out of me. After we've been through so much.
"no I'm sad" me too, buddy, me too.
Hell yes. That's what we need some fucking girl sex talk. Smth a little light, a palet cleanser.
Oh wow Neil and Britta talking about the kidnapping. 👀👀👀
Wait does Neil not get that she wanted to save him? Or does he not get she did ALL THAT to save him? Two very different things.
Britta finally really talking about all her feelings and experiences during the kidnapping.
And Neil talking about his feelings too. 😭
The quiet "well..." from Neil when Wynn says Britta's feelings for pendragon aren't wrong. 😂
Lmaooooooooooooo Neil why don't you tell them how you really feel about Pendragon.
Lmao are Wynn and Neil like some devil and angel on Britta's shoulder rn.
Johnny opening the door for Miles! 👀👀
Ohhhh bearded kindred. Intriguing. 👀
Oh wow toreador justicar, who is the cruellest of them all. Pretty in the way that a praying mantiss is. Yikes.
Idk if hand holding is comforting.
"I hear that you (Miles) don't have a lot of time, anymore." I'm sorry but subteefuge cannot be one of her main skills. 😂 So obvious.
Oh no. Ventrue call their sire's sire Grand sire? Lmaoooooo why is that the whitest thing they could ever do??? Goddamn you should all be wearing fucking powdered wigs!
Wowowowowow we're not gonna explain this weird disappearing needle gift???? I don't trust it.
Omg they're crushing Pieterzoon's skull right there!!!
And now we're back in therapy?? Goddamn.
Fuck Britta, I love you, but girl you need some goddamn therapy! Like damn girl, you have self worth issues.
Fuck me, I know I have said this before but I need Wynn to be my mom.
"What if I like him, because I'm like him.".... Just mouth open. Girrrrrrrrrrlll.
Wynn using her degree in psychology once again.
I guess this is also a little bit of therapy for Neil, as in that he at least vocalise it.
Neil really succinctly summed up the slippery slope of any abusive relationship. How they draw you in, and slowly change you and isolate you from everyone and they start asking things of you and at first you think it's fine, but it becomes more and more and at a certain point you think you might not want to do it but you alrwady did so much else and you don't want them to leave/hurt you so you keep doing it because it feels like there is no other choice.
Lmaooooooooooooo Neil just so practical, steamrolling this poor girl! 😂
Them talking about bad feeding.
Yeah right. Neil going to see Nara? I'll believe it when I see it. Consider me distrustful. e.e
Neil does not like Pendragon lol. And he's not shy about it.
Aw Britta, you need a hug, and therapy.
Fuck, we're back with Miles. Damn holy fuck. Oh god! 1 success due to willpower! Wooooh
Johnny's got Miles's back. 🥰
Ugh. Hardestadt is the worst. I hate him.
Yes!!! Lucita! 😂 What???? Kabir???? Weathers???? Amaya??? And Xavier??? Lmaooo! This is insane, but it makes me crazy happy!
Yes Kabir kiss her and make her feel connection!
NOOOOOO they cannot go fight yet. 😭😭 I needed more talking, more hugging!!
Weathers 😭😭😭😭 not wanting to take Johnny's car. He's such a good man.
Daaaamn they thought Miles just wanted them to grab the glowing ashes??? It's good to know that Miles stopped him though.
Oh my God! Pendragon lied for Johnny and the coterie!!! Intrigue!
Wynn caring about Neil's fanny pack. 😭
I REALLY like Amaya, she's a delight. (also I am still feeling vindicated about the fact that she was sometimes called Amara and that I wasn't just crazy for writing that down in some liveblogs).
Britta and Pendragon. 👀👀👀
"Speak" RUDE!
"It doesn't matter." (about kissing breaking the ritual) Okay that's pretty damn hot.
"I'll see you after." damn that must be hard to hear when you're convinced that person is going to die.
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Lmaoooooo girl
Wait this is weird but so sweet
Eddie is a THERAPIZED MAN
It’s all jello baby
LMAO BUCK
The looks Hen is giving Chim lmao
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Read the intro post
wow what a cool and awesome person...
FUCKING 14 YOU ARE A CHILD MY GOOD SIR??? /LH
1: YOOOOOO YOU THINK IM A COOL AND AWESOME PERSON?? THANKS MAN :DD and 2: LMAOOOOOO YEA I AM!! I've been on here since I was like, 11-ish? not sure. my friend introduced me to tumblr during the beginning of my 7th grade year! (and fun fact: that same friend is both my mutual and the person that gave me my nickname actually!! which turned into my url ^_^)
anyway, I'm going to rant underneath your ask about being a child now im so sorry 😔
It's always been so weird being as young as I am both on tumblr and in the fandom space I'm currently a part of. Like realistically, a 14 y/o boy liking minecraft/mcyt sounds really normal but I don't know anyone my age that is open about being a part of this space. I think growing up on tumblr instead or twitter or tiktok honestly really helped when it comes to being happy in my intrests, since almost every other freshman to ever exist has no idea what this website is and they have no chance of ever finding my posts to make fun of me with them. I still use the other two, but I don't post and I only really open them when a cc like Charlie or Ted posts.
It's hilarious to me that because of my current intrests (jrwi and charlie in general) almost everyone that I'm friends with on here are much older minors or adults, mainly because charlie has a pretty mature and well rounded audience (THANK FUCKING GOD 🙏🙏), but also because everybody else my age that are in this fandom are on tiktok. Using tiktok for me and actually posting is kinda unsafe because of the way the tiktok contact sharing works? if someone from my classes finds it through "recommend accounts" then they can look through my account and harrass me if they recognize who it is. Not to steal a Charlie Slimecicle quote for a second, but I was rewatching an old podcast episode from the very beginning of 2020 and he described it as "elevated highschool" which I 100% agree with. Even 3 years later it's still very much just a higher form of highschool bullshit to have to deal with.
But since I don't post on tiktok I don't really have much to worry about!! My account is blank and it's the same @ as my url so nobody should recognize it and put a face to a name which im grateful for. However, being on tumblr isn't the greatest either;
People on here are all adults and I feel a little bit intimidated? In a sense? I understand that I'm a LOT different than most kids my age and I don't typically have anything to worry about but!! I feel like that's what makes it worse. The other people my age that were or still are on here don't understand tumblr etiquette, don't understand not to act like this is twitter and not have stupid cubito discourse, or just aren't funny? Idk I've just never found anyone my age (with the exception of like 3 of my mutuals you guys are amazing and I love you) that I can really talk to on here, so all of the friends I've made are much much older. I'm smart with who I talk to and how I talk to them so I'm safe don't worry!! My parents raised me right and online safety is such a wonderful thing, but one of my closest mutuals on here is in college right now, and the others are juniors or seniors in highschool. I kept my age out of my bio for so long but honestly that was because I was terrified I would scare away the people that I trusted so much because literally obviously it's going to feel weird for them to be mutuals with a genuine honest to god child. I'm relatively close to turning 15 so I'm getting less and less worried about stuff like that happening but eh that was still a real fear for a while.
Anyway sorry for the rant!! TLDR; highschool sucks, I'm scared of being this young on a platform and fandom full of adults and I have to be extra careful, and also charlie slimecicle is a pretty cool guy to look up to so I feel like him being [vine boom sound effect] my COMFORT STREAMER kinda works out in my favor ngl :D
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#its so weird now being honest about this i guess?? like its literally nothing crazy its my age in my bio but still#anyway sorta on topic but also not i had recently turned 11 when the dsmp started#literally remember watching the discduo finale during my 6th grade online classes LMAO#also yeah sorry for the being a child jumpscare!! i feel like i dont really act or talk my age that much and im a LITTLE more emotionally#mature than the average freshman but still i digress#tysm for the ask though!! sorry for turning it into this 💀💀
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