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simplych4i · 10 months ago

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@a-scary-lack-of-common-sense made this poem and I couldn't help myself. There's something so wonderful about it, I just kept rereading it. Had to make something of it.

#my art #chai art #fanart #<- technically #tw rotting #tw disease #tw animal injury #tw bones #man thats a lot #oh well better safe than sorry

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eydilily · 18 days ago

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guys with their respective bugs

#wild life smp #trafficblr #life series #wild life spoilers #tangotek #ethoslab #bdoubleo100 #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #jizzie #man thats a lot of tags #my art #eydidraws #i wanted to draw ren's bard moment as well but i ran out of time #anyway who's BETting on them being the first one out? :D #traffic smp #mcyt

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bittsandpieces · 2 months ago

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I don't have a caption for this one tbh

#bitts posts #my pics #nsft #ns/fw #i took SUCH a good pic last night but its just full closeup on both holes so i suuuuuper cant post it #but man. if i could #anyway you get a lil dimmly lit tease instead #been thinking a lot about the kind of dominance thats both gentle and overwhelmingly present #dominance like a kiss on the forehead and a hand over your nose and mouth yknow??#i miss having someones full attention on me in that heady possessive way that says theyd do anything for me just as much as theyll break me #do you guys know what im talking about

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puppyeared · 3 months ago

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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elsecrytt · 2 months ago

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okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

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nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

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geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk imagines #satoru gojo #kento nanami #suguru geto #gojo x reader #nanami x reader #geto x reader #gojo smut #nanami smut #geto smut #i am NOT a nanami girlie do not start expecting nanami content from me. however he is very funny and i love his contrast with gojo LMAOOO #to be clear gojo would not be bugging you about this unless he'd already confirmed you were into it #gojo is probably off putting for some people here but i frankly think he'd just be that desperate and pleading and thats super hot to me #geto tho. geto's just hilarious #again if you're not into somno just don't read this it aint for u. gojo will sound really pushy and creepy #tw: somnophilia #honestly i think nanami would pass out during/before sex just like geto but a lot of the nanami girlies aren't ready for that #the man is like 27 and he looks 40 AND he looked like this when he was??? 23 or smth??#nanami can definitely go super hard during sex but sometimes he will pass out on your lap while eating you out. man is tired.#lemon #sorry for the excess of tags this is such a short little thing and i kinda like how smol it is so i have to ACTUALLY tag tag it lol

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rosefires20 · 5 months ago

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My brainrot today is thinking about just how incredible for a character Eowyn is.

Genuinely. The series might not have many female characters but the ones we do get go so fucking hard.

To me, Eowyn is literally the definition of defining being a woman for oneself. She rejects the roles she is given despite acknlowdging the importance and its mostly because she knows part of the reason is that she is a woman.

The reason why she is obsessed with Aragorn isn't because she loves him but because she wants what he has. She wants the freedom and courage and bravery that Aragorn has at every turn. She literally has multiple conversations during the Two Towers about how what she fears most is a cage. All this girl wants is the freedom to be and not be forced into a role. The best thing is that she literally gets that.

The segment of Return of the King about Eowyn and Faramir is literally about her piecing together what she truly wants. She doesn't want Aragorn. She wants freedom and the ability to choose. Faramir does nothing but encourage that in her. Their love story is literally one of the healthiest love stories I've seen in a long time because at the heart of it, their love is a place to return home to for both parties. Both go off to lead and help their people for a considerable amount of time before returning to each other but that does not diminish their bond. Even Faramir, I believe, falls in love with her bravery and dedication to her loved ones. The reason she went to Pelenor Fields and Gondor with the troops of Rohan was because she had things she wanted to fight for. She wanted to fight for herself, her people, and her loved ones. She is the one who protects Theoden after he is killed so that his body gets the treatment it deserves. She encourages Merry and helps him go to the battle because she sees her struggle in Merry. They feel helpless standing around when there are things to be doing.

Let's also not forget the fact that she was around Grima Wormtounge just as much as the King was. She was exposed to the same poison and awful words that eroded the king. It's even implied that her care for him is part of the reason why Theoden was savable when Gandalf showed up. She had the same power and bravery as everyone else even if she didn't see it in herself.

Then at the end of the day, SHE decides where she wants to go and what path she wants to walk. She walked the path of a warrior. The path of a princess/ruler. The path of a caretaker. But in the end she decides which elements truly mean something to her outside of gender definitions. That is what makes her character so incredible to me. In this she literally kills one of the biggest enemies in that battle with such a badass line.

#i could talk for ages about how i see the struggle of defining being a woman for oneself in her #she rejects the feminine roles given to her but she also doesnt quite want the masculine ones #she just wants the freedom to choose and have the same respect that men are given #she doesnt want to be belitted because she is a woman #thats literally what Faramir gives her and why she stays with him #Faramir loves her for her not anything else #he respects her as she does him #i am someone who is a woman but rejects the definitons of being a woman because they are toxic and caging #all i want is the freedom and respect of being a HUMAN being #i lend more masculine because that is where that freedom is more often but i also see how toxic that relam is too #niether side is good which is why i choose my own path and defintiom #the fact that eowyn gets such a similar story in a series written by a man in the mid 1900s is incredible #i am someone who would love to have more female characters but i do not want them at the expense of them being proper characters and humans #ive read a lot of fantasy women do not always get the agency they deserve #i would rather take fewer well written women then a bunch of poorly written female characters #lotr has that #eowyn arwen and galadriel are all given agency and the space to be their own individuals which makes them incredible characters #thats what i want out of books and ficition #god im making myself insane about my own thoughts lol #i could talk for ages im not kidding #eowyn #eowyn of rohan #lotr #lotr rambling #lord of the rings #the two towers #the return of the king

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risibledeer · 3 months ago

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the maces are so cool, but lag duo is cooler...man i suck at captions lol. i kinda like how this one came out actually, idk -i've been drawing in me sketchbook a lot more these days

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #trafficblr #hermitblr #life series #life smp #lag duo #gembeans #???#thats a tag lol #man i live tumblr's autofill sometimes #anyways #geminitay #geminislay #empires smp #i miss empires tails #i miss her a lot

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shkika · 5 months ago

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the amount her death haunts me is unreasonable

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #v1 #v2 #tw blood #but like also its ultrakill i mean u cant NOT have blood in there #to be one step behind from being good enough #with the perfect you right behind you.. its haunting im so mad how much v2 gets to me #she exists to fail #if thats not a failgirl idk what is #anyway i put a lot into this drawing im going insane #its been a while since ive spent 2 weeks on 1 drawing #its always the doomed robots with me man

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cfeather · 2 years ago

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i did the cover for @jdlogbook ! POs opened today so please check it out...! ^^

#omniscient reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #dokjoong #dokhyuk #man thats a lot of tags #anyways..... it's a really good project #the theme is AUs so i included a lot of little items to symbolize the different ones we have in this zine!#the logbook concept was that yjh traveling world lines would see and record a lot of different versions of himself and kdj :0 #which i thought was really cool....

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foxchant · 11 days ago

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it must be hard to take care of someone who wouldn’t take care of you.

#mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #captain curly #curly mouthwashing #yeah i made that bitch rotting and what of it #also i hate curly and jimmy thats my lukewarm mouthwashing take #anya deserved so much more #in my head there was only daisuke anya and swansea patrolling the mouthwash seas 🩷#i might be obsessed #i love this game ARGHHHH #i played a lot w lighting so if it looks shit hey man its my first try

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rapturebin · 23 days ago

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obligatory vampire thing

+ having fun with 1830s-ish silhouettes. not made for authenticity's sake im just playing around...

#hetalia #spuk #aph england #aph spain #hws england #hws spain #aph france #hws france #might expand on this later. ive got LOTS of thoughts #tho i have lots of thoughts about lots of things so...#artbin #i just want to make arthur corpseish thats all i want all the time #vampire au #in case i need that tag... for later...#engspa #man there are so many tags i dont know about LOL...#historical hetalia

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faerieomenart · 2 months ago

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KURT ART GO! Sí, sí, y más. Another art dump. Close ups. VVV

I love fuzzy Kurt but I can't draw it well for my life :(( some Gambit and Rogue to heal the soul btw. They're in love ok ok? Btw beared Kurt in the sketch dump is my phone lockscreen, just calling myself out. And my background is the doodle of myself fawning over him aksjdkj. No shame.

Also have no idea how to draw Kurt consistently rip. Sorry to anyone who tries and cares to read all the random notes, idk why I do that, but they're not important ajskjsk.