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I am unironically proud of this
(ppssssst- my commissions r open btw)
#he's so so smelly#man smells of death#my art#creepypasta fandom#digital art#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#jeff the killer x y/n#jeff the killer fanart#jeffery woods#jeff the killer#blood tw#blood
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The thing that gets me giddy is the fact that Logan goes from "Do I know you, bub?" to "WADE! You don't have to do this!"
#i love me a grumpy old man that chose his favorite disaster boy and stands with him#mr rock bottom mcwhiskey dick of the claws imprinted on an equally disastrous boyfailure#YEAH LOGAN YOU DO KNOW HIM#YOU WOULD RECOGNIZE HIM BY TOUCH ALONE#BY SMELL#YOU WOULD KNOW HIM BLIND#BY THE WAY HIS BREATHS CAME AND HIS FEET STRUCK THE EART#YOU WOULD KNOW HIM IN DEATH#AT THE END OF THE WORLD#did i really just. quote#madeline miller#patrochilles#patroclus and achilles#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#poolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool 3#deadclaws#deadpool 2024
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I like to think they have the relationship of a Canadian goose and a human.
(Well.. Alan is probably the goose to everyone except for doe-eyes)
#my dear hatchet man#mdhm game#mdhm fanart#alan orion#stitches#carver#animatic#my art#this was supposed to be a simple animatic i swear#also- thank you for 100 followers!#imma call this trio the 'Sign followers'#this is my first try at animatic and i know that most of them dont have details but my hand has a mind on its own#i know alan smells musky and foresty while carver probably smells like death-#but i like to think stitches has plenty of shampoo and conditioner bottles laying around to get that hair of his
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RIP El Hopper she didn’t die she just had to ride for two days in the back of a pizza van with four stinky men
#i just know that van smelled something awful#not to mention a man bled to death in it#and then all of them buried him in the hot desert sun#and no one brought a change of clothes#and they probably didnt shower either unless they had money for motel rooms#stranger things#el hopper#mike wheeler#jonathan byers#argyle stranger things#will byers#byler#not byler related
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YOU GUYS STINK!
(Danny 0.3 seconds away before smelling the Heroes he just met.)
So I've been pondering about how ghost have the ability to sense one another out when close enough, but now I've been thinking of something for the living. Fanon has something like this in a few fics, making it how Danny can tell who the Leaguers are in/out of costume by calling it Death Touched.
I offer: The Stench of Death.
When a person comes close to a deadly encounter, the event becomes a smell is akin to the near experience. Say if someone survived a fire? The smell would be close to burning the materials being burnt and the smoke for example.
Think like food and how you can smell all the things that go into the dish.
The more you get into deadly situations, the more smells you can pick up on as well as getting stronger. Ghosts can sense the Touch of Death on the living, but not the Stench. Danny, who is a Half alive, can. If he focuses hard enough, he can pick up the scent and sniff people out like a bloodhound.
Now take the Justice League and all their branches/allies, organizations who fight to stop bag guys and world-ending events every couple of months...their smell is prominent enough for Danny to easily pick it up.
Now enter one Daniel Nightingale who has left Amity for [reason] and in [Hero's City], trying to keep a low profile because heroes exist now, he's retired now after sorting out the business between the ghostly and living worlds, and wants to have as close to a normal life as he possibly can before taking the throne.
But one day, he stops a known rouge that would've caused some serious harm to the populace if someone didn't stop them, gaining their attention. They try to get information on Danny, but there's nothing out of the ordinary on his file, so they decided to do the next best thing; watch him.
The young man is very guarded and observing his surroundings often, so the idea of him being a new meta struggling to handle his newly awakened powers or a new alien on Earth are possible theories.
The only problem is that, when they get they close, he tends to leave the area and head home. It's like this for a while until they realize they haven't seen him in some time now and find out he packed up his things and moved to another town...a different city a Leaguer call their hometurf, so they notify that hero of Danny's presence and the cycle repeats itself a few times before Danny is getting tracked by multiple Leauge members.
The latest Leaguer is trying to keep an eye on Danny without spooking him until Danny gets the jump on them and calls them by their civilian name while peltong them with hygiene products.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#Death Stench!au#Imagine going to a perfume department that specializes in ways you can die#And get hit with every sample at once#Wonder Woman is the biggest offender because of the warrior way of life#One of the bigger offenders but she won't say anything#Batman is in second place be he's constantly going out and getting into deadly situations#Superman is surprisingly lower in the placements because actually died so his scent is more focused on that rather than it be marinated#Imagine the guy you were stalking for weeks tellkng you that you smell like nearly murdered ass in front of a bunch of civilians#While people like Plastic Man make Danny gag like a cat because of the chemicals#Hawk Woman/Man make him physically wretch with all their reincarnations#Jason and Damian make him vomit with their exposure to sewer water quality ectoplasm#Jason and Damian are far offended than the other Leaguers and get things thrown at them by Danny#Jason/Damian: *Are in his proximity*#Danny: Stand BaCK I THINK i'M GONNA VoMiT
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let him in
#oc stuff#oc artwork#hanged man horace#my ocs#romeo kinda silly#he's 7 feet tall and smells like death#but he's fun
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Look at this necklace I found!!
Pretty right? On the back of the little charm (which btw it has some weird symbol carved into it??) it has some shapes and shit but idk-
Here’s a more clear image of the front and the back of the necklace
#laila woods#tpof oc#boyfriend to death#btd oc#oc roleplay#tpof#btd fanart#idk man#I Like the necklace though!#it smells kinda like blood tho#but that’s probably just me
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before @s3v3r3dh3ad made their Don slander post she was telling me abt the idea for it, so i took it upon myself 2 illustrate the sequence of insults before the making of the vid . they mustn't get lost in my notebook so here u go
#punch out!! wii#punch out#don flamenco#LET ME CLARIFY THAT I DO NAWT AGREE WITH DON SLANDER i love that man 2 DEATH and as an apology i wanna do smthn involving him 4 Valentines'#also my fav part of the insult sequence is how untrue him stinking is .. perfume IN A BOXING MATCHH ?? he's extra 😭#at least we know he canonically smells nice 🩷🩷#super duper not srs post#dewdlebug
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i am so curious to hear ur thoughts on canon bcj apologist sirius black bc that one segment from chapter 27 of GOF where sirius says barty may have been innocent and just repeatedly shits on his dad is living in my brain
it’s so compelling how pureblood children always seem to place familial traumas/violence/betrayal above any other atrocity…. it’s one of the reasons sirius will always be an archetypal Black (to me).
like it’s a dynasty so concerned with blood & power & inheritance and even though sirius actively subverts this he’s still steeped in it. how living your life in opposition to something is still living according to it. james or remus would have been plain Disgusted but sirius will look at a murderer & torturer and the first thing out of his mouth is condemnations of the Father…. it says wayy more about him than barty in my opinion
#a#sirius black i love YOU#so funny in contrast to modern au though that man is manifesting barty’s imminent death every single day. for the crimes of *checks notes*#taking reggie’s virginity in a sleazy manner and making the house smell like his gross fuckboy versace cologne#this is worse than the torture and he’s right
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whoever stole my account information in order to spend $127 on [checks notes] roku purchases, i hope you have incurable hangnails on every finger and toe for the rest of your shitty life.
#does that seem disproportionate?#i promise it's not#because my former manager decided that me being in australia dealing with my dad's death#and me attempting to contact said manager about a dozen times and getting no response#and then me opening multiple HR tickets and getting NO RESPONSE#equates to me ''abandoning my position''#so i currently have no income and only $43 to my name since someone decided my broke ass was a good candidate for theft#plus because of all the fraudulent charges i had to lock my account#which had the utterly ridiculous and undisclosed effect of not only blocking charges to my account but CREDITS#which means that when i decided to make a sensible mental health decision#and withdrew from the class i was taking this quarter so that i could give myself time to grieve#with the intention of enrolling in the same class next quarter instead#the tuition refund got blocked#and is now just like. hanging in no mans land.#so i can't enroll in the class for next quarter yet because i can't access the money i intended to use for it#and the classes only have space for 15 students#and it's going to take 7-10 days for the bank to issue my new card and for my account to be functional#so now i've got a new thing to be stressed about#when i was specifically trying to give myself a break from stress#so yeah i hope the person who stole from me has a shit day forever#hope they get little bits of egg shell in everything they eat#and that they can always faintly smell dog poop as if they stepped in it but can never find the source#cass says things
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Gambling Apocalypse Tenma AU
As I rewatch Kaiji I inevitably end up wanting to combine show I like with other show I like and stuffing fav characters into show. So here we are.
This was uh going to be a short summary type thing but I accidentally wrote a novella about it sorry
This AU starts off with a much more depressive Tenma. After Tobio's death, rather than immediately pour his grief into developing a robot version of his son, he recedes into himself, psychologically paralyzed, likely turning to alcohol to drown out his anguish.
His mental state is taken as an opportunity within the Ministry of Science to have him ejected from his position; Tenma was never the most well-liked director, and there were those with ambition to usurp him that would jump at the chance. Not that he especially cares in his state.
He's eventually dragged out of his stagnation by Ochanomizu - who, inadvertently, becomes the very catalyst pushing Tenma to develop a robot replacement to his child. This was not what he meant by encouraging Tenma to fill the void left by his son.
...But, well, he is no longer the director of the Ministry of Science. His access to limitless government funds and resources for "scientific research" has been cut off, and this is a project he cannot finance on his own. He can't ask Ochanomizu for help, but...interestingly...a representative of a certain shady organization known as the Teiai Corporation reaches out to him, offering to finance and support his project. A sane and well-minded Tenma might think better of it, but grieving and desperate, Tenma accepts their offer and is able to create a robot in the image of his beloved Tobio. For a while, there's joy in his life.
But the bill, as ever, comes due: Tenma must pay up, and the very resources that had been at his disposal will certainly ensure that he will, or else. Of course, he doesn't have the money; instead, he is given a choice. He can relinquish the robot Tobio in order to wipe out his debt - the child is a sophisticated and powerful robot, after all - or he can participate in a certain illicit event hosted by the Teiai Corporation.
It's nothing major...just a four-hour gambling cruise with a collection of desperate, damned souls that were also swept into debt with Teiai. The conditions are simple: Those who choose to participate are given a chance to clear their debts wholesale should they win. And should they lose...?
Well...no one really knows what happens to the losers seized by Teiai. It's said that they labour away their debts under Teiai's watchful eye and are freed once their work has covered their debts, though it's rumoured that most perish before they reclaim freedom.
There's only one answer Tenma can give, of course; he's not willing to lose Tobio again.
Thus is Tenma's debut into the Gambling Apocalypse, where he must become cutthroat in order to survive; if he wants to see his son again, he must make choices that will doom the hapless to miserable servitude, with a nonzero chance it ends in their death.
He survives the cruise, but of course, it was hardly enough to clear his debt; the cruise was never going to be the end of it. Teiai doesn't let go of its victims that easily. He will be called on again: this is a weight that hangs over him, all while he returns to his son Tobio. The same hands that have pushed innocents into hell must now be the hands that can embrace his child.
He wants to protect Tobio from the truth and enjoy what peaceful moments he's allowed with his son, but it's difficult. It's difficult to be the parent of a child who cannot understand the danger that looms ahead; this "happy" home is not to last. Tenma angers quickly and easily. He turns that anger onto Tobio.
As Teiai's games become more and more vicious and unrelenting, as his conscience holds onto the last vestiges of thread that remain, Tenma even threatens, once, to give the boy in: it would all end, then; the debt would be clear and no longer would he have to endure Tobio's childish annoyances, his ungratefulness.
The next time that Tenma is beckoned, Tobio takes matters into his own hands. He does understand, now; and he would have, if only Tenma had bothered to explain sooner. If it's a debt that needs clearing, he will work. He will help his father clear his debts however he can. Of course, it's difficult to find work as a child; but a circus troupe finds amusement in the idea of a child robot, and takes him in. He is whisked into a certainly unpleasant working situation, but he remembers his father, and what he must be enduring. Tobio, also, will endure.
When Tenma returns, Tobio is gone.
All that held Tenma back from becoming something monstrous has disappeared. All that kept him going has disappeared. When he is called upon by Teiai, there is no knowing what sort of person might come out the other end; whether a monster clawing his way to freedom regardless of what actions he must take, or a desolate husk surrendering defeat.
There is still a light, however dim: Found by Professor Ochanomizu and rescued from the circus, Tobio - now Atom - is able to shed light on the situation which Tenma took great pains to keep hidden from his old friend. With time running out, Ochanomizu and Atom must do what they can to save Tenma - from Teiai, and from himself.
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UHHH and that's a wrap!!!! I couldn't quite decide which way Tenma would go after hitting Rock Bottom in this AU, and tbh it would really depend on the kind of mental state he's in at the time. On the one hand I like the narrative of Ochanomizu and Tobio racing to prevent Tenma from crossing a line (actual outright murder probably) - or having to pull him back into humanity (and yknow, his ensuing penance)
But on the other hand having him get sent to Teiai Evil Hell Prison would be interesting because a) there's a lot of narrative potential having Tenma faced with what Teiai is doing with the people that lose the games and b) need him to decimate the foreman at chinchirorin Kaiji style
Tenma's whole character is definitely a much different guy in this AU, he starts off pretty sympathetic, the guy you wanna root for, he just ends up having an inverse character arc where he gets worse instead of better. His conflict with "Tobio" is also kind of reversed, less about being unsatisfied with Tobio as a son and more not being able to handle the fact that he probably has intense PTSD now and isnt capable of coping with it in a way conducive to being a parent (or like, coping at all)
Anyway that's gambling apocalypse tenma!!!
#umataro tenma#long post#well that became a novel. sorry lmao#in my mind teiai's evil hell prison in astro boy verse would probably be quite a bit different than regular kaiji#like. fuckin. weapons manufacturing for teiai or something like that. or scary bad danger robots. horrifying concept#Tenma would be a valuable asset to them whether by giving up Atom or by losing in death game hell and being forced to work for em#and if he dies? they can just take atom#get him out of there.#I'm also thinkin of who Teiai would be represented by.....the snakey loan sharks u could easily put skunk in there.#but who is an evil fucked up sadist billionaire. theres probably someone who could be fucked up enough I just dont know offhand#and im allergic to mischaracterizing in AUs lol im not gonna make a slightly bad guy into an evil freakguy. so. Hyoudou is just himself.#if you squint this could be considered an 80s astro boy AU..has a cruise arc & not actually giving atom away#but man. that tenma LEAST of all deserves this fate lmao#do I want to write fic of this? yes. will I? not likely!#I can just smell it dude this would be some crazy fuckoff 100k shit I am not ready brother#also it would just be soooooo so so so so so edgy. I dont really enjoy writing intensely grim stuff w/ little to no respite#also tbh. I am too stupid. LOL. I cannot write clever gambles alas
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I need,, some advice (once again)
@ anyone who's owned a gerbil or rodent in general: how do you help them get better from a super bad ear infection? Like... to the extent that there's pus and it makes the entire room smell like the bowels of hell itself
It's my room that's being stunk up, and it smells worse than my cat's litter box after I've given him wet food. My sibling doesn't want the gerbil upstairs in their room because they have health concerns about the gerbil (the gerbil herself is super old), but she's been in my room for more than a year now
I feel like an ass for wanting the gerbil out of my room because she's very old and sick and might die soon, but the smell is so bad that it's starting to make me feel unwell, I stg
#not skeleton stuff#rambles#vent post#kinda sorta#idk man#cw pet illness#cw pet death#pet illness#pet death#tags added just in case#gerbils#gerbil#help please#idk what to do about this#i don't think i can handle this nasty ass smell any longer
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I love watching my blåhaj spin in the wash as he takes his monthly bath
look at him go
but I hate knowing that when he comes out he'll squish in different places because the stuffing got all moved around
there'll be no stuffing in his tail except the tip and I'll have to struggle to move it back until he feels the way he did before and even then it'll take a few nights snuggles before he feels right again
he'll smell nice because I like our detergent but his texture will be all off for the first week and that always bugs me
and then in another month or so he'll start to smell funny again and will need another bath and I'll have to do this all over again ):
I hate summer
#autism#sensory issues#blåhaj#I love my little man to death#I just wish he would smell the same all the time
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Garte fears Janus for two reasons
1. Related to Lillian (who is also absolutely terrifying in the manner of which people fear dolls)
2. Their whole moral code revolves around Zane and this means that they'd absolutely 100% kill him if he asked them to
Generally, Garte is untouchable, cause he's the Lord of O'Khasis (a military and political powerhouse) but Janus Does Not Give A Fuck about the concequences to his actions they have exactly 1 thought in their mind at all times and it is of Zane
#i think Janus should put the fear of god (*cough* Zane) into that man#Janus legit walks past Garte in the halls and he starts sweating bullets because someday they will be his Doom and he knows it#hed tell zane to get rid of them but thatd be showing weakness#and zane is like a shark#once he smells blood its over#janus is unaware of gartes fear#zane is not#zane thinks its the greatest thing ever#i know LOGICALLY this wouldnt make sense but consider#garte deserves to suffer <3#garte ro'meave#zane ro'meave#zane mcd#janus the silver death#janus mcd#minecraft diaries#mcd
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I mean come ON! How am I supposed to stay sane??
#thinking thoughts again#this man will be the death of me#screaming crying throwing up because I'll never know how soft his lips feel#also i cried the other day because i can't bring back his smell in my mind anymore#i remembered the way he smelled so clearly for so long#and now i'm mourning my loss#please respect my privacy at this difficult time 😔#noah reid#riikka posts
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jake hurwitz u despicable man
#naddpod#oh my god do i love the smell of mushrooms after i wake up from death#??????#ENOUGH IS ENOUGH MAN#hardshine
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