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tsa will see a small chested individual with long green hair and say "is anyone gonna molest that" and not wait for an answer
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does anyone else's android phone keep trying to persuade them to send a big scary crying cyclops with every text
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*strolls up to you nonchalantly* you dont get told this outright but if you get fucked by wolves enough you can become a wolfgirl. o-or so ive heard.. *walks away whistling and you see my tail under my skirt*
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see the thing is trans girls will always be prettier than cis girls because of the hero's journey. if youll turn to the diagram on page 15
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sometimes im feeling depressed, then i remember trans women exist <3
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therapist: well it sounds like between your neurodivergency and being transgender and your family you've simply been so busy for the first 25 years of your life that you've never been in the position to develop social skills or really make friends so it's no wonder you developed anxiety around that and that's not really your fault
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I had a realization that puki sounds like pookie so basically ur everyone's pookie
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That term derived from my blog!
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hey. heeeeyyyy. tugs on your shirt. hey. pet me. now
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You can always wear the maid outfit for your best friends and serve them tea ^_^
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hey puki youre the same age as my brother. you know who else is the same age as my brother? my mothers fiance
Hey champ, do you possibly have something on your mind?
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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its funny that a lot of conservative cultural sticking points right now are just slightly more advanced versions of what they believed as somewhat dull children, like "teachers are evil actually" and "vegetables are poison"
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