#man oh man to be six again

[icara-mack]

Truly one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard

I need to think good thoughts rn so did yall know that the first piece of fanart my 8 year long wip project ever had was a six year old’s drawing of my Oc because my wife nannies him and tells him stories about me and my Oc like we’re the same person. Ive never met this kid but id kill for him. He made me a small clay gnome and then - without my wife ever mentioning narnia at all, much less in the context of me - had a breakdown session because he didn’t think he could get the gnome to me because people who live in narnia don’t have mailing addresses. He just. Assumed I lived in narnia. I am a fucking cryptid to this one small child and I’ve never been more pleased. This is the true gender euphoria.

[viperra1]

another evening at Lucky 38 ~

[turtle-ly]

thinking about young wukong cherishing macaque - his first friend, his first willing subject/warrior from outside the mountain, the only other one of his "kind" - the way one coveted a treasure. Held him dear, held him close, put him on the softest cushions, draped him in the finest silk, dressed him up with the best garments the world could offer, fed him immortal peaches and wine that nations would go to war for a single sip. Macaque got a share in all the earthly and heavenly pleasures wukong could get his hands on, without lifting a finger if he didn't feel like it (he always felt like it, what's a warrior without a king to serve? but that's for another post). And yet wukong also guarded macaque the way one coveted a treasure - in which the best seals and wards were of ignorance. Held him dear, held him close, so close that for thousands of years the world knew far and wide of the Monkey King's exploits but nothing about the existence of his counterpart. No one could steal from him a thing they didn't know he had. Kept him always in wukong's shadows so the greeds of the world could never touch what's firmly his, so no other light apart from the Monkey King's could shine on his warrior.

The realms only learned of the Six Eared Macaque the day he was lost to the living by his king's own carelessness, and no amount of mourning or picking up the pieces could bring him back to wukong's trembling, remorseful hands.

[changingplumbob]

Took me forever and a day but abracadabra!

Starting tomorrow we will be getting some sporadic Glenn. If you have not heard of Glenn he went on a BC and fell hard for Grayson (100 friendship, 96 romance) but lost out to Clive, by far the better man (If you tell Glenn I said that I will deny it). He'll need some time to recover but after that expect self-assured silly Glenn to reemerge!

Because context is one of my favourite things the first thing we'll be doing is meeting the other coven members who share houses on the lot. There are a lot of them so I'll try go one at a time, and of course throw in the links to download them as they appear. They won't be main characters, but I'm proud of them and want to share who is peopling the background.

[fluffypotatey]

Thanks for enlightening me to what they did. [Macaque sacrificing himself to the Pagoda because “I get all the consequences and you get to mope!”] This is like him trying to make up for Wukong sacrificing himself to surrender to the Jade Emperor. The Pagoda may be no Five Phases Mountain, but at least Wukong can be the one to run away this time. I am NOT okay ;-; Could I 👉👈 cut off the rest of my nonsense and just resend the single piece of brainrot I've yet to see covered by you, reblogs, or another anon? because I understand my asks are too much at once lol. In trying to avoid burdening you with multiple tiny asks as each thought comes to me, I try to cover everything at once, but that has its own drawbacks. Sorry about that! You can ignore what I sent before since other anons/reblogs have basically mentioned those aspects already. This specific bit about everyone fighting for the title of most sacrificial butt had a lil more effort because I wanted to provide some entertainment for you :D

Wukong falls, his pained cries filling all six ears, and Macaque halts. The past, the present, the future. The visions brought by what he hears, all those whispered memories converge on that moment. Why him- why again-? He turns to call out his name and watches as MK races to Wukong's side, his monkey form flickering from some invisible connection that's strained and hurting, just like it did the first time you found him sitting by the cliff's edge, he's hurting too from this. You don't need to think about it. You're already in the way, the second you hear Li Jing say "this nonsense ends now." You're grabbing his arm and dispelling the spell. It's silent all around. There's a single ring of the bell from your angsty little soundtrack. AND THERE MACKY GOES, his eyes shadowed as he grits his teeth, "Xiaotian..." But his mind is already made up. Calm, focused, acceptance in between the gloom. "You go...and save the world." HE SAYS WHILE TURNING AROUND WITH HIS RED SCARF LOOKING LIKE A CAPE BILLOWING IN THE WIND. Wukong is stunned, "What? No! Macaque- No!" as he starts sinking into the shadows. He can only yell out once more before before everything disappears. What is WRONG WITH HIM. Wukong bodily tackling him from heaven to the earth wasn't enough. I need to crush him on the ocean floor. ~ oooh red is the color of heroes ~ ooh classy cape look and STUPID DRAMATIC LINE DROP YOU SAVE FOR THE END OF THE SEASON YOU LOSER MONKEY. he wants to be the knight in shining tattered cape sooooo bad/j and then pretends it's all for Mk and not also Wukong. Hey, do you think Macky knows how to use a washing machine?

*through tears* nah, i bet he doesn’t know what a washing machine is

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS T^T

[dragonchomperz]

Uh oh.

[ravenxbones]

next up in my revamped kj designs: jet star!! 💫

she is so important to me… the space puppy tattoo is partially because of @eggbagelz’ headcanon which i saw and thought “oh definitely jet would LOVE laika” and the design is (with permission) one of my lovely friend @andpierres’ tattoo flash designs and tattoo tickets are available on his kofi if YOU would like to have a space puppy tattoo on your own skin! :)

as with the last two posts, untextured version under the cut for cleaner details and accurate colors!

[arthursfuckinghat]

Arthur and Poldark 𑁦𐂂𑁦 Face Rock

[micahdotgov]

i think i am trapped in an abusive relationship with the television show peaky blinders. all it does is treat me badly but i always go back to it. and every time i go back to it i say to myself that it will be casual this time there will be no feelings attached but five minutes in im head over heels again. and then when i get to season two it starts lovebombing me (introduces alfie solomons) and i think oh maybe it really does love me maybe it cares. but it doesn’t. and it never will. and i will always go back.

[dragon-deez-ballz]

. hm

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

sry in advance to everyone who started following me bcz of my death note posting when in a month from now i inevitably start fervently posting abt looney tunes again or some shit

[mariemariemaria]

can't lie g/omens fans are starting to piss me off

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

WIP Title Game

I was tagged by @riotstarruika!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

(I had to censor the one because it's such a specific ship that when it gets anonymously posted for an exchange in a couple of days I don't want everyone to immediately know it's me.)

Tagging @saintmouthed @akallabeth-joie @opens-up-4-nobody @fremedon @everyonewasabird and @riotstarruika again, since it's been so long that you probably have entirely new WIPs by now. XD

[a-moth-to-the-light]

trying to navigate between “it’s not men’s fault that i go into panic mode around them” and “oh my god can’t these men see that i’m deeply uncomfortable. why are they still talking to me. oh maybe it’s because they see i’m uncomfortable but don’t give a shit about how i feel”

[revvnant]

we suffer and we suffer. who wants to play with a charlie in the box.

[overdevelopedglasses]

Sunday Six - no I didn't forget I just haven't written anything since summer let out XD

I'm p sure this is everyone who tagged me/the ones I remember to tag. @four-white-trees @mike----wazowski @jichanxo @passthroughtime @skysquid22

anyone else bc it's 11pm PST and about to hit Monday, so I forgot you forgive me 🙏

I'm also not at my computer and don't feel like booting it up so uh.... I've been deep in the Essence brainrot so here's so completely and wildly out of context dialogue from Lily XD

"Listen... last time we fought, you asked me what I fought for. What I believed in... no one's asked me that before. I didn't realize until you said something. I've just been following the expectations of others. What they wanted for me. What they thought I was. But I'm done letting other people define my legacy."